Ry4n Al0nso the Oil Lad (the lad who visited us)

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Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 3:45 pm

"WE SELL EDIBLE OIL AND BIODIESEL OIL.... " was the battle cry of a foolish lad who came to our side of the Cyberspace last night and spammed our forums with the following letter:

Quote:

WE SELL EDIBLE OIL.WE SELL BIODIESEL FOR $250 USD PER MT.WE SELL IN LARGE AND SMALL QUANTITIES
Origin: Nigeria
WE ARE THE PRODUCER
Quantity: Minimum order - 4 MT per shipment
WE OFFER FREE SAMPLES BUT YOU ARE ONLY GOING TO PAY FOR FREIGTH TO YOUR DOORSTEP
Maximum order - 25,000 MT per shipment
Date of First Delivery: By agreement in Contract
Delivery Method: Bulk by vessel, ship to tank ETC
DELIVERY TIME ......3 TO 5 WEEKS
SAMPLES DELIVERY TIME ......WITHIN 48 HOURS
Packing: IN CUSTOMER PREFFERED METHOD
Price:$250 USD per Metric Ton,
Payment:L/C, T/T ( Bank Transfer ), WIRE TRANSFER

Inspection: The quality and Quantity of Goods will be confirmed for
each shipment on a certificate issued by the SGS at discharge port at buyers account which shall be binding on both parties in all respects.

Used Vegetable Oil for USD200 Per Metric ton
Sessame Oil for USD200 Per Metric ton
Corn Oil for USD200 Per Metric ton
Vegetable oil for USD200 Per Metric ton
Soya bean Oil for USD230 Per Metric ton
Sunflower oil for USD230 Per Metric ton
Jatropha Oil for USD230Per Metric ton
Palm Oil,crude palm oil, RBD PalmOil for USD200 Per Metric ton
Palm Oil for USD200 Per Metric ton
Cooking Oil for USD180 Per Metric ton
Biodiesel for USD400 Per Metric ton
Castor Oil for USD220 Per Metric ton
Grape seed Oil for USD220Per Metric ton
Jojoba Oil for USD200 Per Metric ton
Crude Palm Oil for USD200 Per Metric ton
Palm, RBD Olein for USD200 Per Metric ton
Palm Stearin Organic for USD200 Per Metric ton
Virgin coconut Oil for USD220 Per Metric ton
Kapop Seed Oil for USD180 Per Metric ton
Rapeseed Oil for USD250 Per Metric ton
safflower Oil for USD180 Per Metric Ton
AND MANY MORE....

WE LOOK FORWARD TO HAVE A SOLID BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP WITH YOU IN THE NEAREST FUTURE.
contact us via email:
[email protected]
[email protected]
contact phone no:+2348086148748

Being the baiter that i am, I immediately, fired off a "Tell Me More" email. Also Pastor Frank decided to take a more direct approach:

Snake Oil

I suggest we do our duty as baiters and teach this one NOT to come over to the Eater.............. without reading the stickies! I have started already, and found his scamming name is Ry4n Al0nso and his IP is 196.220.10.3 which leads to Lagos. Sounds like on fun ride we are gonna go on.....

Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 4:34 pm

Quote:

Snake Oil

*ROFL*

I'll pop off an email to this genius. What oils would they sell? I think I'll go for a couple of barrels of massage oil, vanilla smell ..

Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 6:00 pm

this should be fun

Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 10:32 pm

Turns out, he loves typing in caps. Guys, we have to give him a grammar lesson.

419Eater is my life Joined: 20 Apr 2006 Posts: 293

Ex. wrote:

Rapeseed Oil

That sounds rather dirty! Shocked

Posted: Sat Mar 29, 2008 2:14 am

I got in on it too:

Quote:

DEAR SIR,
THANKS FOR THE REPLY,WE WILL OFFER YOU THE 5LITERS SAMPLE OF THE
CORN OIL AND SOYA BEAN OIL AND THE SAMPLE IS FREE BUT YOU WILL ONLY NEED TO PAY THE FREIGHT COST DIRECTLY TO THE SHIPPING COMPANY THAT WILL DELIVER THE OIL IN YOUR ADDRESS.

THE FREIGHT COST FOR THE 5LITRE OF CORN OIL IS $150USD
THE FREIGHT COST FOR THE 5LITRE OF SOYA BEAN OIL IS $150USD

THE FREIGHT COST FOR THE 10LITRES SAMPLE IS $300USD WHICH WILL BE THE
SHIPPING COMPANY THAT WE USE FOR THE FOR SHIPMENT OF SAMPLE.
NOTE THAT WE HAVE DESIGNATED SHIPPING COMPANY THAT WE USE FOR THE
SHIPMENT OF ALL SAMPLE ORDER.

GET BACK TO US NOW ALONG WITH YOUR FULL SHIPPING DETAILS WHERE YOU
WANT THE SAMPLE TO BE DELIVERED SO THAT WE CAN INFORM YOU WITH THE
INFORMATION OF THE SHIPPING COMPANY AND WHERE AND HOW TO REMIT PAYMENT DIRECTLY TO THEIR ACCOUNT VIA WESTERN UNION/BANK TO BANK TRANSFER.

THE SHIPPING COMPANY........SAFARY SHIPPING SERVICE.
CONTACT PHONE NO..............+2348022789233.
[email protected]
BEST REGARDS
SALES MANAGER

SAFARY SHIPPING SERVICE - Oh Please!

Posted: Sat Mar 29, 2008 2:24 am

I just got done listening to the recording. I think they might share the same last name. Is most likely the far off cousin to
As funny as it was, I found it very painful, yet I couldn't turn away, for fear of missing something.
Man that kid was dumb.
Good job Larry.

419Eater is my life Joined: 20 Apr 2006 Posts: 293

I can't help getting in on this. I emailed this nutter too.

I know, Im so bad. Wink

Posted: Sat Mar 29, 2008 3:21 am

I am haggling over the price of shipping. I sent a calculus formula for extrapolating the freight of a 10 ton order vs a 5 liter sample. I told him to add in all fees, bribes, and entertainment expenses in the final figure.
Here it is:

Consider two distinct points in the interval, a and x, with a < x.
The function K is differentiable on (a,x) and continuous on [a,x], i.e.,
K satisfies the hypotheses of the Mean Value Theorem for the interval [a,x].
Thus there is a point c between a and x where
K'(c) (x-a) = K(x) - K(a).

But the derivative assumption forces K'(c) = 0 = K(x) - K(a), so K(x) = K(a).
This argument is true for any choice of x, so for all x in I, K(x) = K(a).
Now we let C = K(a) and change the variable x to t to complete the argument that K is a
constant function on I.

I told him I need it back by Tuesday, and to be quick about it. Oh, and include the spreadsheet.

Baiting Guru Joined: 29 Jan 2008 Posts: 2531 Location: AU

both addys are bouncing back now

Posted: Sat Mar 29, 2008 5:56 am

No problem. Just call him and get his new addy. No lad treads here and get's away with it.

EDIT: Don't forget, we L33t the addies and names so he can't google them. Replace the zeroes with the letter 'o' and try again. I emailed him earlier and didn't get a bounce.

Master Baiter Joined: 20 Oct 2006 Posts: 179

If there's a working addy for him I may see if he can get me some oil of olay, if that's successful he could always be solicited to be the major supplier of personal lubricant oil for a major American chain Laughing

Posted: Sat Mar 29, 2008 2:51 pm

thats funny because I already introduced the water based lubricant theme

Posted: Sat Mar 29, 2008 7:10 pm

Ah, nice:

Dear Sir,

Quote:

Thanks for your interest in our company, we sell Vanilla Massage oil. for
$160usd per metric ton and the price is CIF .

Quote:

Our minimum order is 10
metric tonnes and maximum order 35,000 metric tonnes per month.

I do like massages, but this might just be a little over the top .. Laughing

Posted: Sat Mar 29, 2008 7:14 pm

Ok, I got an email from him today. He has agreed to comply with my request for laying off the caps. My modality is that I am the director of logistics for an art company and we are seeking to change our oil provider for our freight ships. Hopefully, I can steer him towards an art bait, but some trophies won't be too bad. Our lad works Saturdays btw. Lets all convince him to work Sundays as well.

Master Baiter Joined: 23 Jan 2008 Posts: 152

He does work on sundays, however, he keeps sending me the same mail over and over and will not answer my no-child-labour-palm-oil-requests.

Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 6:48 pm

I fed him an email saying he'll need to contact my boss as far as getting the payment, but I can still place the order. Anyone know any good freighter ships I can use in this bait and the appropriate oil?

Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 9:38 pm

This guy is a ones in a lifetime opportunity: I do have a nose for good business deals, thanks for tipping me.

Quote:

Dear Mr. Billings,

Thank you for your offer.
I might say you have a good price for your massage oil. I wondered if it is the real Lanc�me Vanilla oil, because it is so much cheaper than here in germany. If it is I want to order 50 Metric Tons of that one. Can you give me a special price for larger quantities on this?

Besides that, if the quality is good, my firm (specialized in massage oils) would also be interested in other flavors that you can offer. I'd like to have an overview of the possibilities especially on massage oils. Besides vanilla, also strawberry, kirsch, vulva, epididymis, chocolate and cowmanure are very popular here in Europe. Please email me an overwiew of the possibilities.

Baiting Guru Joined: 29 Jan 2008 Posts: 2531 Location: AU

i told him i was looking for an extremely rare oil(not specified)
thought i would see what other oils he has

any ideas on what sort of oil i require. (maybe Kling0n bra1n Oil)

Quote:

B1ll1ngs
The Oil i am looking for is not on your list.
the last line states "AND MANY MORE......"
could you please supply me with the rest of the list.
regards
H4ns

Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2008 6:16 am

Andronicus wrote:

Ex. wrote:

Rapeseed Oil

That sounds rather dirty! Shocked

That's also known as canola oil Wink

EDIT: Has anyone asked for baby oil? If so, did you ask if it was made from real babies? Shocked

Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2008 8:29 am

Another rare oil to ask for is Pig Oil.

It's to stop them from squeaking....

Baiting Guru Joined: 29 Jan 2008 Posts: 2531 Location: AU

i decided to ask for ant 0il.

i will be asking for pics of the seperation procedure prior to my purchase

Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2008 9:21 am

Weasel, I asked for baby-oil, but didn't ask for the production-details yet.

Edit: Okay, that's taken care of now.

Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 3:24 am

I have shot an email off requesting him to bring his grammar up to code. I can see this is gonna be a fun bait. I am gonna be real specific of the oil's quality.

EDIT: What I meant is, my lad tortue method is going to be to give him a bunch of questions till he cracks. Lads hate being asked to provide credibility. However, I will tell him I was the victim of a 419 scam before, so that way he will be enticed to continue.

EDIT EDIT: I'm gonna lay off requesting he improve his grammar and punctuation. I have been brought to a grim realization.

Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 3:32 am

Ex. PM sent

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