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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Fri Mar 28, 2008 10:00 am |
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Mr of the Eco Bank in Accra in Ghana hasn't exactly been a challenge to bait - but he has been entertaining!
The come-on letter read:
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It may interest you to hear that I am a man of PEACE and don't want problem, I only hope we can assist each other. If you don't want this business offer kindly forget it as I will not contact you again.
I have packaged a financial transaction that will benefit both of us. As the regional manager of the Eco Bank of Ghana; it is my duty to send in a financial report to my head office in the capital city Accra at the end of each year. In the course of the last two years 2005 end of year report, I discovered that my branch in which I am the manager made Five million which my head office is not aware of and will never be aware of. I have since place this fund on what we call SUSPENSE ACCOUNT. As an officer of the bank I can not be directly connected to this Money, so this informed my contacting you for us to work so that you can assist receives this money into your bank account for us to SHARE. You will have 30% of the total fund .Note there are practically no risks Involved, it will be a bank to bank transfer, all I need from you is to stand as the original depositor of this fund who made the deposit with our branch so that my Head office can order the transfer to your designated bank account.
If you accept this offer to work with me, I will appreciate it very much. As soon as I receive your response I will detail you on how we can achieve it successfully.
To get the document done to your name will cost $1000 USD you send this money to the Name of my co worker. |
Since then it's been six weeks of arguing and pleading and annoying little delays until FINALLY I agreed to pay and request an invoice. Surprisingly, he didn't confuse invoices and receipts. But when it arrived...
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| It's blank. Why did you send me a blank invoice? This is getting ridiculous! |
The Lad was contrite:
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| i am sorry it was from my scanning machine so i have real attach the invoice to you and for the fee immediately the money is transfer into the account which has being given to you then you have to sned me the payment slip to confirm that the money has being transfer by you. awaiting for your respond. ensure it attached. Please have patience. |
However...
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| You bone-headed moron - THE GORRAM INVOICE IS STILL BLANK!! |
More contrition:
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| Please i am sorry give me two days because the machine have fault so don't worry ok my friend I wait for your anticipation. |
I wasn't impressed:
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| Don't bullshit me - the only machine with a fault is your gorram brain! |
So next day...
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| This is the invoice. i am sending to you now so you fill the form and send the money to the account. |
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| What the hell are you talking about? I don't have to fill in the gorram invoice - YOU DO!!!! I'd like to know if you were always this stupid, or if you had to work at it. |
Yep - the Lad actually thought that it's up to me to fill in the invoice. Holy snapping duckshit! |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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 x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Fri Mar 28, 2008 11:04 am |
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That's great!
I can use that and send it to the 'Another Goat' lad to scan and fill in, as he only sends invoices using Word and under protest...lazy b*stard....
http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=132201&highlight= |
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£1,052,334.30 (=US$2,121,125.60) lads fake cheques out of circulation (at 11/6/2008)
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"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah
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dh_mac
419Eater is my life
Joined: 21 Nov 2007
Posts: 289
Location: Vancouver.. or AM I?!?
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Fri Mar 28, 2008 6:06 pm |
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I wonder if this is the same idiot bank manager I was dealing with??
http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=131687 |
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"what do you want from me.. i can kill you if you don't stop writing me.. i can perform african wonders that will drop you death." Dr-Y-Qasi3y
"..SCAN ME THE BANK RECEIPT AGAIN AND MAKE SURE YOU SCAN IT PROPERLY SO THAT IT CAN BE SEEINGABLE." Mr_Berkley
"...WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO UNH, TO KILL MY SELF BECAUSE OF A PARCKAGE.." Androse V1ncent-another satisfied customer of ParcelDirect
"..I AM TOTALY DISAPONTED THE WAY YOU ARE TAKING THIS TRANSACTION ...IF I HAVE KNEW YOU ARE GOING TO TAKE THIS TRANSACTRION THIS WAY ..I WIL NOT CONTACT YOU FOR THE FIRST TIME"-DR_Usman
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