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writeon
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 16 Mar 2007
Posts: 986
Location: SATA
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Wed Mar 19, 2008 4:36 pm |
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Thanks VP, I'm sure you'll be hilarious, as usual. |
_________________ F4m0h, Owerri to Ivory Coast {Joint bait with SP}
"MY FINANCE DEPARTMENT TOLD'S ME TODAY THAT THE WESTERN UNION FORM YOU SENT WAS NOT VALID AND ELUCID" - Dr Frank Johnson
THERE IS A MURDER CASE WHICH I ENGAGE MY SELF INTO TO MAKE SURE THE CLIENT IS NOT KILLED BY HANGING, BUT I THANK GOD TODAY THAT THE CLIENT SUCIDED IN GOING TO JAIL INSTEAD OF HANGING TO DEATH,THAT IS THE REASON WHY I DIDN,T GET BACK TO YOU SOON. - Mohammed Traore
PLEASE HELP ME BECAUSE AM BURNING I MEAN I AM IN BETWEEN THE DEVIL AND THE RED SEA PLEASE. - Ruth |
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vpmanchester
Phone Credit Vampire
Joined: 19 Jul 2006
Posts: 1139
Location: Customer Services Rep
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Thu Mar 20, 2008 11:55 am |
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@Lou
Well I have had a hot & steamy convo with your lad and he is ripe ....errrr well maybe not i did try to wind him up on the first call which he just did not 'get' then on the 2nd call he I think he was trying to be more'ish but me thinks more bore'ish although I think he thinks he has had a good chat even when he said he' loved me' and I of course answered 'I don't love you' he seemed pleased Oh yeah and he is only wearing knickers
http://media.putfile.com/Sexy1-37
http://media.putfile.com/Sexy2-92 |
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Lou Smorals
419Eater is my life
Joined: 02 May 2007
Posts: 365
Location: Standing behind lads dressed as the Grim Reaper!
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Thu Mar 20, 2008 6:24 pm |
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Brilliant VP!
He has sent three e-mails today all very excited about talking to my character. Thank you! BTW he may well be back on the phone again tonight! |
_________________ = Wahab Osayemi - Lagos-Cotonou-Parakou-Lagos-Cotonou(again)-Parakou(again)-Lagos
x 2
"Be interested you in friendship or full attitudes of a package with all material??" - Valya
"I really love you coz i haven't see you" - John Martin
"I want to admit to you that you like me very much." Why thank you Tanya, I thought I did!
"This is the last benefit of doubt." - Efcc
"please climb in a head write to me that I did not worry for you" - Natalya
"i dont even at this stage know your sex:male or female or you are also metrosexual. f**K you!!!" - J03l - I really think he likes me!
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vpmanchester
Phone Credit Vampire
Joined: 19 Jul 2006
Posts: 1139
Location: Customer Services Rep
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Thu Mar 20, 2008 8:44 pm |
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BTW he may well be back on the phone again tonight! |
I do know how to turn them on!
He was back on the phone about 15 mins after the last convo and I told him I was trying to phone him but it said that there was 'no network' so thats my story (and I had a migrane and just couldn't be bothered with him at that moment) . I do not answer after 5pm and I do not usally answer on weekends ans since this is a 4 day weekend they will get the answer phone mostly, so he may have to hold his willy until Tuesday |
_________________ Lagos, Nigeria to Tamale, Ghana |
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bill2
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Sep 2006
Posts: 5495
Location: Yeah who can tell me where I am?
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Thu Mar 20, 2008 8:56 pm |
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Perfect ^^^^ tears in my eyes while laughing VP, we have to set something up again soon. I know I'll pm first Have a great weekend |
_________________ I don't do bling, I just do lads |
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thud419
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2006
Posts: 3193
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Fri Mar 21, 2008 10:11 am |
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John Uno will be meeting a diplomat at Heathrow on Monday. It would be a great pity if he forgot his mobile and left it back home in Guernsey.
Since it's Easter I don't suppose you'll answer it, but voice mail is almost as good. |
_________________ Click here to feel warm and cozy.
I did not f**k your wife in any way -- Nike Akanbi
I don't know what else to do or do I continue filling and filling forms. -- Barr. Koloti
you has been dribbling me up and down but I will show some thing you have never seen before, I think you breath air wait and see. -- Barr. Cole
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x 0.25 won from Reaper in a sucker's bet
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vpmanchester
Phone Credit Vampire
Joined: 19 Jul 2006
Posts: 1139
Location: Customer Services Rep
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Fri Mar 21, 2008 11:39 am |
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Now I woke up this morning to 40 some missed calls from 02347039479xxx starting at 4am!! now I cannot understand what he is saying at all but I swear he was wanking on the first call but the volume is so low and crappy I cannot understand it:
http://media.putfile.com/02347039479xxx-1
http://media.putfile.com/02347039479xxx-2
I am not sure if this is your lovesick lad, Lou Smorals (Ha! I only just now got your name ) as the number is different or another lad that needs slapping because of poor quality audio. |
_________________ Lagos, Nigeria to Tamale, Ghana |
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vpmanchester
Phone Credit Vampire
Joined: 19 Jul 2006
Posts: 1139
Location: Customer Services Rep
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Sat Mar 22, 2008 10:41 am |
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Voicemail from a lad and we cannot understand what he is saying, have listened to it a few times but I have no idea who he is so if he is yours let me know what he is saying
http://media.putfile.com/LaddoFriday |
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A Skinner
Texas Lad-Saw Massacre
Joined: 16 Nov 2003
Posts: 3733
Location: Texas, USA
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Sat Mar 22, 2008 7:01 pm |
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That is some funny stuff, VP:
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Well I have had a hot & steamy convo with your lad and he is ripe |
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SINCE YOU MADE ME TO GIVE MY CAR AWAY AND ALL THE DISAPOINTMENTS YOU GAVE TO ME,WHICH MADE ME TO STOP CONTACTING YOU. PLEASE DO NOT INVOLVE ME WITH ANYTHING YOU ARE DOING WITH ANYBODY, PLEASE DONT INVOLVE ME.I DONT WANT ANYTHING THAT WILL JEOPARDIZE MY IMAGE IN THIS COUNTRY.I AM A HUMANITARIAN LAWYER.
infact am getting tired with all this speculation in this transaction, honestly if i had known that this is the kind of person you are i would not have contacted for an assistance
Urgent??? Impotent massage
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Lou Smorals
419Eater is my life
Joined: 02 May 2007
Posts: 365
Location: Standing behind lads dressed as the Grim Reaper!
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Mon Mar 24, 2008 7:13 pm |
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VP ^^^ Hmmmmm well if the lad is going to play with himself, he should at least provide you with reasonable audio quality, so everyone can hear what he is up to! I will give him a slap soon...he has jammed my inbox with heavens knows how many proclamations of love for the character! |
_________________ = Wahab Osayemi - Lagos-Cotonou-Parakou-Lagos-Cotonou(again)-Parakou(again)-Lagos
x 2
"Be interested you in friendship or full attitudes of a package with all material??" - Valya
"I really love you coz i haven't see you" - John Martin
"I want to admit to you that you like me very much." Why thank you Tanya, I thought I did!
"This is the last benefit of doubt." - Efcc
"please climb in a head write to me that I did not worry for you" - Natalya
"i dont even at this stage know your sex:male or female or you are also metrosexual. f**K you!!!" - J03l - I really think he likes me!
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vpmanchester
Phone Credit Vampire
Joined: 19 Jul 2006
Posts: 1139
Location: Customer Services Rep
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Mon Mar 24, 2008 7:51 pm |
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^^^ I guess 'treat em mean to keep em keen' really does work |
_________________ Lagos, Nigeria to Tamale, Ghana |
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Lou Smorals
419Eater is my life
Joined: 02 May 2007
Posts: 365
Location: Standing behind lads dressed as the Grim Reaper!
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Tue Mar 25, 2008 5:49 pm |
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VP...keep the answerphone on, my laddo is going to give an epic performance this evening! So he says! |
_________________ = Wahab Osayemi - Lagos-Cotonou-Parakou-Lagos-Cotonou(again)-Parakou(again)-Lagos
x 2
"Be interested you in friendship or full attitudes of a package with all material??" - Valya
"I really love you coz i haven't see you" - John Martin
"I want to admit to you that you like me very much." Why thank you Tanya, I thought I did!
"This is the last benefit of doubt." - Efcc
"please climb in a head write to me that I did not worry for you" - Natalya
"i dont even at this stage know your sex:male or female or you are also metrosexual. f**K you!!!" - J03l - I really think he likes me!
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vpmanchester
Phone Credit Vampire
Joined: 19 Jul 2006
Posts: 1139
Location: Customer Services Rep
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Tue Mar 25, 2008 8:34 pm |
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Well he has not bothered to call at all today so far and it is 8:30pm now, unless he is waiting for his neighbors to go to sleep first ... I hope he is loud and clear this time |
_________________ Lagos, Nigeria to Tamale, Ghana |
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Lou Smorals
419Eater is my life
Joined: 02 May 2007
Posts: 365
Location: Standing behind lads dressed as the Grim Reaper!
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Thu Mar 27, 2008 11:30 am |
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VP ^^^ Hopefully you should have had a rather errrr LOUD call from busy 'twanging the wire' last night Yes, I know that it is a pretty repulsive thought, but I thought it might make entertaining listening! |
_________________ = Wahab Osayemi - Lagos-Cotonou-Parakou-Lagos-Cotonou(again)-Parakou(again)-Lagos
x 2
"Be interested you in friendship or full attitudes of a package with all material??" - Valya
"I really love you coz i haven't see you" - John Martin
"I want to admit to you that you like me very much." Why thank you Tanya, I thought I did!
"This is the last benefit of doubt." - Efcc
"please climb in a head write to me that I did not worry for you" - Natalya
"i dont even at this stage know your sex:male or female or you are also metrosexual. f**K you!!!" - J03l - I really think he likes me!
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vpmanchester
Phone Credit Vampire
Joined: 19 Jul 2006
Posts: 1139
Location: Customer Services Rep
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Thu Mar 27, 2008 11:20 pm |
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Well Lou, you have pulled! One rather repulsively hysterically funny one way phone sex to my voicemail (now I must sterilize my mailbox because of the things he has done to it! )
It is almost understandable and quite a good trophy for you
http://media.putfile.com/honeSex01 |
_________________ Lagos, Nigeria to Tamale, Ghana |
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Lou Smorals
419Eater is my life
Joined: 02 May 2007
Posts: 365
Location: Standing behind lads dressed as the Grim Reaper!
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Fri Mar 28, 2008 9:31 am |
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VP ^^^ Thanks for hosting this idiots seduction of an answerphone! May he give many hours of entertainment to us all in the future! |
_________________ = Wahab Osayemi - Lagos-Cotonou-Parakou-Lagos-Cotonou(again)-Parakou(again)-Lagos
x 2
"Be interested you in friendship or full attitudes of a package with all material??" - Valya
"I really love you coz i haven't see you" - John Martin
"I want to admit to you that you like me very much." Why thank you Tanya, I thought I did!
"This is the last benefit of doubt." - Efcc
"please climb in a head write to me that I did not worry for you" - Natalya
"i dont even at this stage know your sex:male or female or you are also metrosexual. f**K you!!!" - J03l - I really think he likes me!
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Canadon Alfa
419Eater is my life
Joined: 20 Apr 2006
Posts: 293
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Fri Mar 28, 2008 9:05 pm |
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Awesome, you're still doing this? I could use a UK number and a puzzling phone call or two, if you're still active. |
_________________ "You will not end this life in a happy mode.." --Da Barrister
"I pray that the gorillas will not destroy the slip i.e. the customers copy." -- Div1ne Ok0ye
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vpmanchester
Phone Credit Vampire
Joined: 19 Jul 2006
Posts: 1139
Location: Customer Services Rep
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Fri Mar 28, 2008 11:02 pm |
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Yes, still active On the first page of this thread I keep it updated as to the hours I normally answer and any details you may find handy to work into your bait, then just let me know that you are expecting a call so I can try to match up a lad to who he belongs to... easy as that |
_________________ Lagos, Nigeria to Tamale, Ghana |
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Canadon Alfa
419Eater is my life
Joined: 20 Apr 2006
Posts: 293
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Fri Mar 28, 2008 11:42 pm |
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Awesome!
All right, a fellow named may be calling you asking for . Standard "over invoiced account" bait, lad is in Nigeria, claims to be a barrister.
My baiting character, , is nephew and has vouched for the barrister's trustworthiness. |
_________________ "You will not end this life in a happy mode.." --Da Barrister
"I pray that the gorillas will not destroy the slip i.e. the customers copy." -- Div1ne Ok0ye
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vpmanchester
Phone Credit Vampire
Joined: 19 Jul 2006
Posts: 1139
Location: Customer Services Rep
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Sat Mar 29, 2008 9:44 pm |
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I've had a few hang up calls on the voicemails starting after 5:17 pm yesterday Won't they ever learn what business hours are Lazy sods have left no messages either. |
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Canadon Alfa
419Eater is my life
Joined: 20 Apr 2006
Posts: 293
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Sat Mar 29, 2008 11:29 pm |
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Not sure if that's my mugu, VP. I sent him the number but he claims he did not receive the email. |
_________________ "You will not end this life in a happy mode.." --Da Barrister
"I pray that the gorillas will not destroy the slip i.e. the customers copy." -- Div1ne Ok0ye
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2891miles
Master Baiter
Joined: 25 Dec 2006
Posts: 156
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Mon Mar 31, 2008 5:52 pm |
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One of my lotto lads might call, (s)he is concerned mr Gomer has chopped his/her dolla. (s)he will be asking for J4nn3t C3l3st3. |
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vpmanchester
Phone Credit Vampire
Joined: 19 Jul 2006
Posts: 1139
Location: Customer Services Rep
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Mon Mar 31, 2008 10:47 pm |
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Well the good ole flu thought it would come and visit and kick me in the head a few times so I missed a few calls Here are 2 different lads and I have a hard time trying to figure out what they are saying either it is just the delirium or they really are mumbling :
This one is a Barrister..yaddayadda
http://media.putfile.com/BarristerSonso
This one speaks jibberish a language lost to me unless I am totally pissed:
http://media.putfile.com/jibberish101 |
_________________ Lagos, Nigeria to Tamale, Ghana |
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grlnxtdr681
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 31 Mar 2008
Posts: 643
Location: Riding a goat around the city...
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Tue Apr 01, 2008 3:24 am |
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I may or may not have a "gentleman" be calling you by the name of Thomas. I am playing the part of a CEO to Duck Duck Goose Industries.
Now as to why I have a UK number but live in the staes....hmmm |
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Canadon Alfa
419Eater is my life
Joined: 20 Apr 2006
Posts: 293
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Tue Apr 01, 2008 4:37 am |
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Yeah, that first one is my mugu. Thanks |
_________________ "You will not end this life in a happy mode.." --Da Barrister
"I pray that the gorillas will not destroy the slip i.e. the customers copy." -- Div1ne Ok0ye
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