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bunnyrabbit
lost in translation
Joined: 08 Aug 2007
Posts: 531
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Thu Mar 27, 2008 7:07 am |
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Mugu wrote:
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RECEIVER NAME; CH1DOZI LAT1MO CH1BUEZE
NOT CHILLIDOG LATIMER CHIBOOZE
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_________________ "IF AM NOT MAKING A MISTAKES, I NOW SEE YOU ARE THE MOST GREATEST MAD HUMAN BEING THAT EVER LEAVES" -- Bikini
"AT THE END I REALLY LOOK LIKE A SHIT OUT THERE IN THE MIST OF OTHERS" -- James McD0nald
"Any further email we shall report you to FBI for attempt of commonizing and curses." -- Engr. Wac0tt S. M00re
"You are stressing us over the payment...and I myself is going crazy over this" --Jessica D0nald tries MTCN S3cur3
"YOU STEEL MAKIN THE SOME MISTAKE FOR THE PAYMENT SLIP YOU SENT US" -- J0hn Smith
"i want you to stop send us an email again because you have giving us a desegrace" -- Smitty
"OUR BANK IS ABOVE OF ALL THIS NOSENCE ART OK" -- J0hn Smith
"Please be serious and sincerely over this Mather, don't take this as a jocking Mather." -- Chicklets
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rumbero
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Jun 2006
Posts: 3677
Location: All the Salsa Night Clubs
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Thu Mar 27, 2008 8:15 am |
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_________________ Lagos to Tamale. Rev. Frank Lagos to Abuja
Lagos to Abuja Pr1nc3 F@w@z
Ghana to Benin's Simba Camp Joe C@rlton
Lagos to Ghana Opus Dei Templar
Nukuru to Mombasa 1,500 kms van donation
Co bait with SlowFreddy Sao Tome island to Gabon Lagos to Abuja Co, donation
YOUR WIFE WILL GIVE BIRTH TO A MONKEY, YOU ARE GOING TO SUFFER FROM EPILEPTIC,
LET YOUR MOTHER FUCK YOUR BEST FRIEND. LET YOUR FATHER FUCK A MAD STREET WOMAN, USELESS INTERNET FRAUDSTER. (barrister Dan )
I bet u , soon , u will be laying in a close casket ,
will make u understand that i'm a spiritual man (Makinwa the retarded mugu)
in juses name u will dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
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Yousa_Sakashite
Master Baiter
Joined: 01 Feb 2008
Posts: 208
Location: Looking in trees for mugus.
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Thu Mar 27, 2008 12:39 pm |
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Claim dyslexia and write back to CHILDOZER LATINO CHIMPANZEE |
_________________ I AM NOT FORCING YOU TO PAY OR I NEED TO KNWO IS WEALTHER YOU LOVE YOUR LIFE OR NOT SO IF YOU FEEL AND LOVE YOUR LIFE JUST MAKE THE PAYMENT AS I REQUEST YOU TO DO. - "M@rtin Col3" a.k.a. B1lly Fr0st
IF YOU KNOW WHAT IS GOOD FOR YOUR BETTER GO AND MAKE THE SUM OF $8,000 TO THIS ACCOUNT AM GIVEN YOU BEFORE I CHARGE MY MIND.
- St3v3n B0n3 (a.k.a. Fr0sty the 1ceM@n)
LAST WARNING, OR YOU WILL BE NAIL AND ROUTE IN HELL WITH NOTHING BUT WITH MY GUN. - W1ll1@m B1lly a.k.a. Fr0sty the 1ceM@n
I want you to go back to the Western Union and collect your money
back, because i dont have any time to play any damn Game.. am not a
moron because i want to receive money from someone are should play
game which kind nonsense is that - V1ctor W1ll1ams after 14 hours of MTCN S3cur3 |
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packman
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Dec 2007
Posts: 1498
Location: In his own little world but it's ok, they know him there.
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Thu Mar 27, 2008 12:48 pm |
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Oh to funny |
_________________ Pancratic Cancer is beyond suck.
Our Forum Mods. can beat up your Forum Mods
SB Eye Regime.
The receipt you send is totally invisible ok-Kelly
FUCK YOU SMALL BOI YOU ARE POOR IN HEAD AND SOUL
AND GOD WILL PUNISH YOU FOR SCAMMING HOUNST MEN LIKE ME.. Segun Akintemi
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bohigal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Aug 2007
Posts: 7226
Location: Epstein's Delicatessen
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Thu Mar 27, 2008 1:02 pm |
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You just made my day
That would make a great baiter name, file it away. |
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Stop typing in french, am seriously dissapointed....am just confused!!!
You will have my nuts in your hands as soon as i have the latrine in my hand & i will pay the goats to the lawyer
My dear with this only, it is clear you have contacted and communicated with Africa Fraudsters and even send funds to him. what a pity!
YOU ARE A WITCH. MAY YOU MENSURATE NON STOP TILL THE END OF YOUR LIFE
Team Hector:Lagos-Douala,Benin-Liberia,Senegal-Gambia-Mali-Chad, Egypt ,Awka w/ Shorty
Shorty Abidjan w/ Juan
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Thu Mar 27, 2008 1:40 pm |
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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Connie L. Gus
Moderator
Joined: 07 Oct 2005
Posts: 7243
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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Thu Mar 27, 2008 1:56 pm |
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He can just taste it. It's there within his reach. A yummy chillidog. |
_________________ x8
LISTEN TO ME WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR ONE OF THOSE CHEAP CROOK OR WHAT -tobi donito
-a few,
LISTEN I CAN NOT TAKE YOUR SHIT ANY LONGER WE HAVE WHROTE A PETITION AGAINST YOU TO THE FBI WITH ALL OUR EVIDENCE YOU ARE INTO PROSTITUTION,DRUG DEALING, FORGERY, CREDIT CARDS FORGRY WESTEN UNION FALSIFICATION,DRUGING MEN,COMMETING MURDER, STEALING, DRUNCARD, ALL THIS WE HAVE THE EVIDENCE TO PROOF OUR CASE AGAINST YOU.-Johnson Hill
I am not finding it any funny...Henry A., Lagos, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin, WIMPed
I am stranderd. Henry A. Lagos to Accra, WIMPed for 67 days.
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justicebdone
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 10 Oct 2005
Posts: 679
Location: Beaming Up
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Thu Mar 27, 2008 2:57 pm |
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Chilidog; now that it is in my head I guess I know what I am having for lunch. Thanks bunnyrabbit. |
_________________ Son of a b**** don't you give me some s*** like you don't have 7000.00, what about the money you realized from missile you ba****** sold to the Iranians? Nathan "The Potty Mouth" Hitman
F****** d*** motherf***** if you really sent the f****** money why don't you send the f****** control number at once cos I don't really have the time to f*** around with you anymore....you messed up my own Chritsmas too. Nathan "The Potty Mouth" Hitman
If you dont know you are now the Company Police. The Annoyed Check Lad
BACK the ATTACK |
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TheGreatOok
Catbingo
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 2355
Location: Lost in L-Space
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Thu Mar 27, 2008 3:00 pm |
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That is freakin awesome, I am dieing here in my office from laughter. You have to keep getting his name wrong now.....
And it is only over $150, genius. |
_________________ For Free Bananas Click Here!
HYIP: x3 Banks:
Samuel - Ziguinchor, SE to Dakar, SE - 264 km through Gambia Helping JojoBean
"I knew rigth from the first time you sent email to me that,you are a bloody *DELETED*" - Sgt Daniel Vess
"I NO BLAME U NA DI DIRTY TOTO WEN BORN U NA IM I BLAME. CATBINGO" - Lee Wong
"I AM EQUAL TO A MENTAL RETARDED PERSON" - Alvan Ben
"You have pushed me to the wall and i will make you smell yourself i bet." - George Martins
"THE FOOL STOLE YOUR US$755, HE DOES NOT DESERVE TO LEAVE ON THE PLANET" - Jim Ovia
- for a perfect brown nosing job.
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bunnyrabbit
lost in translation
Joined: 08 Aug 2007
Posts: 531
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Thu Mar 27, 2008 7:11 pm |
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A different one. You mean I got his name wrong, too? It isn't Grab-a-Dame Moondogi Ab-E-Coli?
Mugu wrote:
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ATTN: CATHERINE EDD0WES,
WITH SINCERE PLEASURE, WE RECEIVED THE PAYMENT FORM ATTACHED TO THE EMAIL YOU SENT.
DURING THE VERIFICATION, THERE IS A LITTLE MISTAKES THAT OCCUR WHICH YOU ARE TO CORRECT AND GET BACK TO US AS SOON AS POSSIBLE SO WE COULD COMMENCE ON THE TRANSFER OF YOUR FUND INTO YOUR NOMINATED BANK ACCOUNT.
YOU ARE TO MAKE A PROPER CHECK UP OF THE RECEIVER,S NAME YOU FILL IN THE FORM, THE PROPER SPELLING OF THE RECEIVER'S NAME GOES THURS:
Name: GBADAM0SI M0NSURU ABI0LA.
YOU ARE TO CORRECT THIS MISTAKE AND GET BACK TO US BY EMAIL. SENT THE MTCN NO BY MAILING AS WELL
BEST REGARDS
Mr 4runa B0r0kini
Financial Secretary
Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) |
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_________________ "IF AM NOT MAKING A MISTAKES, I NOW SEE YOU ARE THE MOST GREATEST MAD HUMAN BEING THAT EVER LEAVES" -- Bikini
"AT THE END I REALLY LOOK LIKE A SHIT OUT THERE IN THE MIST OF OTHERS" -- James McD0nald
"Any further email we shall report you to FBI for attempt of commonizing and curses." -- Engr. Wac0tt S. M00re
"You are stressing us over the payment...and I myself is going crazy over this" --Jessica D0nald tries MTCN S3cur3
"YOU STEEL MAKIN THE SOME MISTAKE FOR THE PAYMENT SLIP YOU SENT US" -- J0hn Smith
"i want you to stop send us an email again because you have giving us a desegrace" -- Smitty
"OUR BANK IS ABOVE OF ALL THIS NOSENCE ART OK" -- J0hn Smith
"Please be serious and sincerely over this Mather, don't take this as a jocking Mather." -- Chicklets |
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bunnyrabbit
lost in translation
Joined: 08 Aug 2007
Posts: 531
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Thu Mar 27, 2008 8:45 pm |
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Back to the first mugu:
Mugu wrote:
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ATTENTION: T0NY L4ZZERI,
THIS IS TO CONFIRM THE RECEIPT OF YOUR EMAIL DATED 27TH MARCH 2008.
Dear sir i want to go back to the Money Gram office where you send the money for and told them to give you the $150.00 back as soon as them give the money back just take it to another Money Gram office and re-send it with the same information which i give to you at the same time,
Below is the information to send the $150.00 today through Money Gram transfer to make it faster and easier, |
Tony replies:
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Dear James,
Your last e-mail did not make any sense. What do you mean you want to go back to the Money Gram office? When did you go to the Money Gram office?
Please explain in a way that makes sense.
T0ny L4zzeri |
Mugu:
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Subj: AM SORRY FOR THE MISTAKE READ NOW AND UNDERSTAND IT
ATTENTION: T0NY L4ZZERI,
THIS IS TO CONFIRM THE RECEIPT OF YOUR EMAIL DATED 27TH MARCH 2008.
Dear sir i want you to go back to the Money Gram office where you send the money for and told them to give you the $150.00 back as soon as they give you the money back just take it to another Money Gram office and re-send it with the same information which i give to you at the same time,
Below is the information to re-send the $150.00 today through Money Gram transfer to make it faster and easier,
SENDERS NAME SHUOLD BE YOUR NAME....
RECIEVERS NAME : CHID0ZI LATIM0 CH1BUEZE
RECEIVER COUNTRY;BENIN REPUBLIC
CITY;PORT-NOVOR
QUESTION : IN GOD
ANSWER : WE TURST
AMOUNT: $150.00
Please don't forget to cam the payment silp to me immediately you send the money and make sure that you send with this information to avoid mistake ok. Waiting to have the fee.
Make sure you send this money today with above information,
Sincerely,
MR. MARK JAMES. |
Tony replies:
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Dear Numbnuts,
Oh, I see now that you make a mistake in your massage. Well we all make mistakes I suppose. In West American English dialect we call mistake "a pakabani." We both made a pakabani.
I will now go to Money Gram office and re-send the moneys. I must hurray before the office close for the day.
T0ny L4zzeri |
Mugu is satisfied...for now!:
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ATTENTION: T0NY L4ZZERI,
THIS IS TO CONFIRM THE RECEIPT OF YOUR EMAIL DATED 27TH MARCH 2008.
Ok we are waiting to receive the new reffrence number of the Money Gram transfer payment slip as soon as you re-send the money today with the same test quetion and answer that giveing to you to avoid mistake again
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Sincerely,
MR. MARK JAMES. |
Wait until he sees how Tony butchers the receiver's name next! |
_________________ "IF AM NOT MAKING A MISTAKES, I NOW SEE YOU ARE THE MOST GREATEST MAD HUMAN BEING THAT EVER LEAVES" -- Bikini
"AT THE END I REALLY LOOK LIKE A SHIT OUT THERE IN THE MIST OF OTHERS" -- James McD0nald
"Any further email we shall report you to FBI for attempt of commonizing and curses." -- Engr. Wac0tt S. M00re
"You are stressing us over the payment...and I myself is going crazy over this" --Jessica D0nald tries MTCN S3cur3
"YOU STEEL MAKIN THE SOME MISTAKE FOR THE PAYMENT SLIP YOU SENT US" -- J0hn Smith
"i want you to stop send us an email again because you have giving us a desegrace" -- Smitty
"OUR BANK IS ABOVE OF ALL THIS NOSENCE ART OK" -- J0hn Smith
"Please be serious and sincerely over this Mather, don't take this as a jocking Mather." -- Chicklets |
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benjaminbunny
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 May 2006
Posts: 3534
Location: escargotland
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Thu Mar 27, 2008 10:10 pm |
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B. A. Ware
*** BANNED ***
Joined: 14 Apr 2007
Posts: 1828
Location: I've fallen and I can't reach my beer.
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Thu Mar 27, 2008 10:42 pm |
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OH GOD THAT'S FUNNY.
But I think you're missing a chance at something else.
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SENDERS NAME SHUOLD BE YOUR NAME....
RECIEVERS NAME : CHID0ZI LATIM0 CH1BUEZE
RECEIVER COUNTRY;BENIN REPUBLIC
CITY;PORT-NOVOR
QUESTION : IN GOD
ANSWER : WE TURST
AMOUNT: $150.00 |
Those are HIS instructions, shouldn't you follow them. |
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Thu Mar 27, 2008 10:51 pm |
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Very Funny Bunnyrabbit. You made me laugh out loud.
BA: Nice catch. |
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bunnyrabbit
lost in translation
Joined: 08 Aug 2007
Posts: 531
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Thu Mar 27, 2008 11:30 pm |
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~ B. A. Ware,
Oh, that's good! I did miss that. I haven't sent the next one yet, though. I was thinking of "Chic0lini Larrym0e Ch1caboum"
Of course, I'll explain that I am much too scared to print out his "massages" or write the names on a piece of paper, so I have to rely on my memory. |
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manbiteslion
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Dec 2007
Posts: 4816
Location: Connecting my chair and keyboard
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Thu Mar 27, 2008 11:34 pm |
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And after another cycle or so of getting the african name mixed up, try sending it to mr m4rk j4mes directly for him to pass to chilidog, seems a very fair and reasonable thing to do, indeed far more rational than sending it to some third party chilidog guy...it'll wind him up!
Don't forget to decrement the $150 by the MG handling charge each time, so each time it goes wrong, he feels his prize escaping him! |
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sellingrich
Master Baiter
Joined: 13 Oct 2006
Posts: 247
Location: Far East LA
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Fri Mar 28, 2008 5:55 am |
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Didn't Chakizi just get booted from Idol? |
_________________ "all this name list and people are the trueful people that i want you to deal with not this idiots but imposters scammer like Obi Won Kenobi," James S
"Bastard! That's what you really are,I have taken your insults for too long son of a bitch!"
"I am in receipt of your email, but the contents beat my imagination."
"May your anuse turn back." Joe Morengi
"You better run for your life, because the FBI are coming to your house tomorrow to kick your ass out of your house." Barr. Jonathan
Mr kelvin Jordon that call you from our branch office in canada explain that the chicken background voice has been querried, claiming the voice was his telephone ringing tone, therefore accept my deepest appology for that. |
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bunnyrabbit
lost in translation
Joined: 08 Aug 2007
Posts: 531
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Fri Mar 28, 2008 3:32 pm |
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It seems that Catherine Edd0wes just can't get the name right:
I guess the name wasn't Grabadame Moondogi after all:
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FROM THE DESK OF THE FINANCIAL SECRETARY.
CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA
CORPORATE HEAD QUARTER
TINUBU SQUARE
LAGOS STATE.
ATTN: CATHERINE EDD0WES,
WITH SINCERE PLEASURE, WE RECEIVED THE PAYMENT FORM ATTACHED TO THE EMAIL YOU SENT.
DURING THE VERIFICATION, THERE IS A LITTLE MISTAKES THAT OCCUR WHICH YOU ARE TO CORRECT AND GET BACK TO US AS SOON AS POSSIBLE SO WE COULD COMMENCE ON THE TRANSFER OF YOUR FUND INTO YOUR NOMINATED BANK ACCOUNT.
YOU ARE TO MAKE A PROPER CHECK UP OF THE RECEIVER,S NAME YOU FILL IN THE FORM, THE PROPER SPELLING OF THE RECEIVER'S NAME GOES THURS:
Name: GBADAM0SI M0NSURU ABI0LA.
YOU ARE TO CORRECT THIS MISTAKE AND GET BACK TO US BY EMAIL. SENT THE MTCN NO BY MAILING AS WELL
BEST REGARDS
Mr Aruna B0r0kini
Financial Secretary
Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) |
Catherine apologizes:
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Dear Bikini,
I am sorry for my mistkes on my payment form. I will try to get the name right this time. It is difficult to remember the name when I am at the Money Gram office.
Catherine Edd0wes |
and sends this:
I guess Catherine got it wrong again. It was not "Grandmamoses Mongoose" either! Let's try a differet cashier:
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FROM THE DESK OF THE FINANCIAL SECRETARY.
CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA
CORPORATE HEAD QUARTER
TINUBU SQUARE
LAGOS STATE.
ATTN:CATHERINE EDD0WES,
WE HAVE AS WELL RECEIVE THE PAYMENT FORM YOU RE-SENT BUT THE CORRECTION IS NOT YET MADE PROPERLY.
AS A RESULT OF THIS, WE HAVE GIVEN YOU AN ACCESS OF MAKING THE PAYMENT IN THE NAME OF THE NEXT AVAILABLE CASHIER WITH THE BELOW INFORMATION.
FULL NAME: 0LANREWAJU YEMI
ADDRESS: LAGOS NIGERIA
TEXT QUESTION: FOR
TEXT ANSWER: TRUST
AMOUNT: $250
GET BACK TO US AS URGENT. SO WE COULD COMMENCE ON YOUR TRANSFER PROCESS.
BEST REGARDS,
MR ARUNA B0R0KINI
FINANCIAL SECRETARY
CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA |
Well, do you think Catherine will get it right this time??? |
_________________ "IF AM NOT MAKING A MISTAKES, I NOW SEE YOU ARE THE MOST GREATEST MAD HUMAN BEING THAT EVER LEAVES" -- Bikini
"AT THE END I REALLY LOOK LIKE A SHIT OUT THERE IN THE MIST OF OTHERS" -- James McD0nald
"Any further email we shall report you to FBI for attempt of commonizing and curses." -- Engr. Wac0tt S. M00re
"You are stressing us over the payment...and I myself is going crazy over this" --Jessica D0nald tries MTCN S3cur3
"YOU STEEL MAKIN THE SOME MISTAKE FOR THE PAYMENT SLIP YOU SENT US" -- J0hn Smith
"i want you to stop send us an email again because you have giving us a desegrace" -- Smitty
"OUR BANK IS ABOVE OF ALL THIS NOSENCE ART OK" -- J0hn Smith
"Please be serious and sincerely over this Mather, don't take this as a jocking Mather." -- Chicklets |
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Fri Mar 28, 2008 3:35 pm |
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I love this thread. Too funny. Grandmamoses Mongoose? BAAHAHAHAHAHAHA |
_________________ <a href="http://www.419eater.com/html/letters.htm" target="_blank">
<i>"I just want to know why."</i> - Koffi Kuku - The Road to Chad/Darfur
<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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writeon
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 16 Mar 2007
Posts: 986
Location: SATA
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Fri Mar 28, 2008 3:41 pm |
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BR your name should be FunnyRabbit...........hilarious!!! |
_________________ F4m0h, Owerri to Ivory Coast {Joint bait with SP}
"MY FINANCE DEPARTMENT TOLD'S ME TODAY THAT THE WESTERN UNION FORM YOU SENT WAS NOT VALID AND ELUCID" - Dr Frank Johnson
THERE IS A MURDER CASE WHICH I ENGAGE MY SELF INTO TO MAKE SURE THE CLIENT IS NOT KILLED BY HANGING, BUT I THANK GOD TODAY THAT THE CLIENT SUCIDED IN GOING TO JAIL INSTEAD OF HANGING TO DEATH,THAT IS THE REASON WHY I DIDN,T GET BACK TO YOU SOON. - Mohammed Traore
PLEASE HELP ME BECAUSE AM BURNING I MEAN I AM IN BETWEEN THE DEVIL AND THE RED SEA PLEASE. - Ruth |
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TheGreatOok
Catbingo
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 2355
Location: Lost in L-Space
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Fri Mar 28, 2008 3:42 pm |
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This is such a simple modality and yet so funny. I can see the lad getting so frustrated over this. |
_________________ For Free Bananas Click Here!
HYIP: x3 Banks:
Samuel - Ziguinchor, SE to Dakar, SE - 264 km through Gambia Helping JojoBean
"I knew rigth from the first time you sent email to me that,you are a bloody *DELETED*" - Sgt Daniel Vess
"I NO BLAME U NA DI DIRTY TOTO WEN BORN U NA IM I BLAME. CATBINGO" - Lee Wong
"I AM EQUAL TO A MENTAL RETARDED PERSON" - Alvan Ben
"You have pushed me to the wall and i will make you smell yourself i bet." - George Martins
"THE FOOL STOLE YOUR US$755, HE DOES NOT DESERVE TO LEAVE ON THE PLANET" - Jim Ovia
- for a perfect brown nosing job.
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bunnyrabbit
lost in translation
Joined: 08 Aug 2007
Posts: 531
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Fri Mar 28, 2008 3:49 pm |
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Oh, check the new name Mr. James has given me as receiver: James Emma! It's too wide open!!! I think I see an Enema coming in his future.
This is the "Chillidog" guy. Tony writes:
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Dear Mark,
I send you the payment. Here is my Money Gram.
I hope I get the name right this time. I am too scared to print out your massages or wrtie the name on a paper so I have to use my memory when I get to the Money Gram office. I hope I remembered well.
Now send my my payment right away, numbnuts.
T0ny L4zzeri |
...and sends this:
It seems Tony thought it was "Chicolini Larrimoe Chicaboum." I tried to squeeze "Curly" in with "Larry-Moe" but I just couldn't make it work. I did pay tribute to Chico Marx with the "Chicolini" bit from Duck Soup!
Now our man is not happy at all:
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Subj: SEND THE THROUGH WESTERN UNION OR YOU FORGET THE TRANSFER BYE!!!!!
ATTENTION: T0NY L4ZZERI,
THIS IS TO CONFIRM THE RECEIPT OF YOUR EMAIL DATED 28TH MARCH 2008.
Listen to me tony who do you think that you can fool how can you make mistake in the first time and also did it in the second time if you are not intersting to receive your funds then forget because we are not see the rason why you are do this if you can not send the transfer through western union money transfer then forget the transfer
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Below is the information to send the $150.00 today through Western Union money transfer to make it faster and easier.
RECEIVER NAME; JAMES EMMA
RECEIVER COUNTRY; BENIN REPUBLIC
CITY;PORT-NOVOR
TEST QUESTION; OUR GOD
ANSWER; IS GOOD
AMOUNT; $150.00
MTCN NUMBER............................
Please don't forget to send the MTCN number to me immediately you send the money and make sure that you send with this information to avoid mistake ok. Waiting to have the MTCN.
Sincerely,
MR. MARK JAMES. |
Since he's about to twig anyway, next time I'll use the "should be your name" line as the sender's name. |
_________________ "IF AM NOT MAKING A MISTAKES, I NOW SEE YOU ARE THE MOST GREATEST MAD HUMAN BEING THAT EVER LEAVES" -- Bikini
"AT THE END I REALLY LOOK LIKE A SHIT OUT THERE IN THE MIST OF OTHERS" -- James McD0nald
"Any further email we shall report you to FBI for attempt of commonizing and curses." -- Engr. Wac0tt S. M00re
"You are stressing us over the payment...and I myself is going crazy over this" --Jessica D0nald tries MTCN S3cur3
"YOU STEEL MAKIN THE SOME MISTAKE FOR THE PAYMENT SLIP YOU SENT US" -- J0hn Smith
"i want you to stop send us an email again because you have giving us a desegrace" -- Smitty
"OUR BANK IS ABOVE OF ALL THIS NOSENCE ART OK" -- J0hn Smith
"Please be serious and sincerely over this Mather, don't take this as a jocking Mather." -- Chicklets
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packman
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Fri Mar 28, 2008 3:54 pm |
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Oh god my sides hurt from laughing so hard at this one. how can something so simple be so damn funny. . |
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Dutch
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Joined: 22 Nov 2007
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Fri Mar 28, 2008 5:03 pm |
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Next keyboard! Just ruined mine. Really really funny!!
Simplicity shows the real master. I bet this modality is here to stay, and will be used numerously! Great baiting !! |
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bunnyrabbit
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Joined: 08 Aug 2007
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Fri Mar 28, 2008 9:31 pm |
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Tony just tried again. Wasn't his name, "James Enema?" Also, Tony finally got the sender's name right!
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Dear numbnuts,
I am very sorry about the small mistake I made in the Money Gram. I am interesting to receive my funds. This time I have followed your instructions very carefully.
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"Any further email we shall report you to FBI for attempt of commonizing and curses." -- Engr. Wac0tt S. M00re
"You are stressing us over the payment...and I myself is going crazy over this" --Jessica D0nald tries MTCN S3cur3
"YOU STEEL MAKIN THE SOME MISTAKE FOR THE PAYMENT SLIP YOU SENT US" -- J0hn Smith
"i want you to stop send us an email again because you have giving us a desegrace" -- Smitty
"OUR BANK IS ABOVE OF ALL THIS NOSENCE ART OK" -- J0hn Smith
"Please be serious and sincerely over this Mather, don't take this as a jocking Mather." -- Chicklets |
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