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Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2008 3:19 pm

Just call me Oga Chain.

I wrote:

Are you trying to be a guyman, but you just cant get your mugus to send you money?
Do you wish you had someone to show you what to do?
Do the police try and steal your money?

Join the , the smartest and most successful guymen in all of west Africa o o o o o o O O O O

The are looking for smart new people to join there profitable and fast growing network of very rich guymen in seven countries. Join today, and you will be making so much money you will not know where to put it.

The will give you access to:

-an international team of scamming experts

-your own personal mentor to improve your job skills

-our very own expert in American and British slang, Harry Arm3pitt of London

- Nigeria�s most successful dollar chopper and hacker Usman Bello

-no police bribes in 14 cities (so far)

- secure email addresses that cannot be hacked by dollar choppers

-message boards and websites full of rich mugus

So do not wait- join the today o o o o o o Only smart capable people should apply. Reply to this mail, and we will begin.

lad wrote:

THANKS I WILL LIKE TO JOIN YOUR GROUP

Woohoo!

Not quite a Newb Joined: 07 Mar 2008 Posts: 61

This sounds fun! Twisted Evil

Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2008 3:29 pm

I cant wait to see how this one pans out

Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2008 4:06 pm

I can't believe that worked!!!! Laughing

I think this lad has some pretty awesome potential CY

Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2008 4:06 pm

Who's this Bello feller? Shouldn't that be Mr Gomer? Wink

Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2008 4:41 pm

You forgot one without green mask...

Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2008 4:48 pm

Maybe you could send them here for training: http://www.j-walk.com/other/conf/

Laughing

Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2008 5:20 pm

^^^ I like it!

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 27 Jan 2008 Posts: 589

Great modality Chainyanker. Smile

Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 6:09 pm

@nalei -Taken care of, thanks.

Peanut- That's why I didn't post my letter here for cleaning up berfor2hand- I knew I'd get ten replies saying, "Nice, but no lad's really gonna fall for that".

@Jojo -Funny site Laughing

Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 6:50 pm

Update: laddie's still eager.

I wrote:

The are the new face of international scamming. We run ourselves like a business, and make as money like any corporation. Using the lastest, ever-improving techniques, we are always finding new ways of seperating mugus from their money. And we have the wealth to prove it.

We are looking to build up our ranks in the Lagos region and elsewhere. Unfortunately, we are now a bit shortstaffed, because our guymen keep retiring after they make a few million. We are looking to find very smart and focused workers who will not hesitate to do as told. We are looking for that man or woman whose one goal is to make money, and who will not stop if their maga turns out to be sick or poor or a child. Also, you need to be able to keep a secret. If you think you will fit our guidelines, we will get started right away. Our pleasure is your pleasure.

Calvary greetings,

regional director (Nigeria)

lad wrote:

THANKS
I WILL BE ABLE TO FIT YOUR GUILDLINE I WANNA MAKE BIG MONEY

I wonder what he will think when he sees the forms he will have to fill out? Twisted Evil

Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 6:50 pm

CY, you're a legend. I laughed so much at your opening gambit, and I can't wait to see how this pans out Very Happy

Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 7:18 pm

Don't forget that his first maga is flying into an airport that is about 100 miles away from him.

Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 7:27 pm

That�s a really fine idea Smile

The best part is the lad raising his finger "Can I join?" Laughing

Although there is no story connection, IMO this is as genius as the idea with the penguin training a lad went through more than 1 year ago, thinking he would talk to a penguin, taking part in a scientific experiment.

If you might need a victim as proof of your company status, I could try and offer some "victims" that may demonstrate your company value to lads who might raise an eyebrow.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 07 Mar 2008 Posts: 61

^^ thats great. CY can have him do some simple colletion jobs on a 'victim' (B8r)
"I've already sent $5,000 for that payment, let me go back to WU I guess"
he'll see just how great this clan is.

Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 10:37 pm

You might consider recruiting your staff right here:

http://www.fct.gov.ng/fctgovapps/index.aspx

They write: "IRecruit provides employers with an easier and faster way of recruiting savvy professionals."

419Eater is my life Joined: 20 Apr 2006 Posts: 293

You gave me a great belly laugh there! Laughing

And anyone with a belly as fat as mine needs something pretty damn funny to move it...

I can't wait to hear how this goes.

Posted: Sat Mar 29, 2008 3:51 am

That is pure gold, CY Laughing

Posted: Sat Mar 29, 2008 12:04 pm

Great stuff, CY .. OOOOOoooooo Laughing

Think of all the possibilities .. like setting up their hacker proof mailboxes of which they may NEVER change the password for security reasons .. Or set it up in a way it copies all incoming messages to your account ..

Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 12:35 am

^^^ "Unhackable" accounts was exactly what I was planning to do.

Even if Laddy were to change the password, I'd still know the security question- and he wouldn't.

UPDATE: Laddy still hasn't come through with the forms. I'm guessing he needs some time to photograph himself with a sign?

Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 1:01 am

The bad news: my previous lad never replied after I sent him the forms.

The good news: I've got a new taker:

Quote:

Dear,
am interested please what is the next step

Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 1:07 am

Pure genius, I love it!