I Guess I Got His Name Wrong Yet Again! (Funny Lad)

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lost in translation Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 531

Mugu wrote:

Quote:

RECEIVER NAME; CH1DOZI LAT1MO CH1BUEZE

NOT CHILLIDOG LATIMER CHIBOOZE

Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2008 8:15 am

Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2008 12:39 pm

Claim dyslexia and write back to CHILDOZER LATINO CHIMPANZEE Twisted Evil

Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2008 12:48 pm

Oh to funny LOL_sign

Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2008 1:02 pm

You just made my day Laughing

That would make a great baiter name, file it away.

Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2008 1:40 pm

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2008 1:56 pm

He can just taste it. It's there within his reach. A yummy chillidog.

Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2008 2:57 pm

Chilidog; now that it is in my head I guess I know what I am having for lunch. Thanks bunnyrabbit. Laughing

Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2008 3:00 pm

That is freakin awesome, I am dieing here in my office from laughter. You have to keep getting his name wrong now.....

And it is only over $150, genius.

lost in translation Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 531

A different one. You mean I got his name wrong, too? It isn't Grab-a-Dame Moondogi Ab-E-Coli?

Mugu wrote:

Quote:

ATTN: CATHERINE EDD0WES,

WITH SINCERE PLEASURE, WE RECEIVED THE PAYMENT FORM ATTACHED TO THE EMAIL YOU SENT.

DURING THE VERIFICATION, THERE IS A LITTLE MISTAKES THAT OCCUR WHICH YOU ARE TO CORRECT AND GET BACK TO US AS SOON AS POSSIBLE SO WE COULD COMMENCE ON THE TRANSFER OF YOUR FUND INTO YOUR NOMINATED BANK ACCOUNT.

YOU ARE TO MAKE A PROPER CHECK UP OF THE RECEIVER,S NAME YOU FILL IN THE FORM, THE PROPER SPELLING OF THE RECEIVER'S NAME GOES THURS:

Name: GBADAM0SI M0NSURU ABI0LA.

YOU ARE TO CORRECT THIS MISTAKE AND GET BACK TO US BY EMAIL. SENT THE MTCN NO BY MAILING AS WELL

BEST REGARDS

Mr 4runa B0r0kini
Financial Secretary
Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN)

lost in translation Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 531

Back to the first mugu:

Mugu wrote:

Quote:

ATTENTION: T0NY L4ZZERI,
THIS IS TO CONFIRM THE RECEIPT OF YOUR EMAIL DATED 27TH MARCH 2008.

Dear sir i want to go back to the Money Gram office where you send the money for and told them to give you the $150.00 back as soon as them give the money back just take it to another Money Gram office and re-send it with the same information which i give to you at the same time,

Below is the information to send the $150.00 today through Money Gram transfer to make it faster and easier,

Tony replies:

Quote:

Dear James,

Your last e-mail did not make any sense. What do you mean you want to go back to the Money Gram office? When did you go to the Money Gram office?

Please explain in a way that makes sense.

T0ny L4zzeri

Mugu:

Quote:

Subj: AM SORRY FOR THE MISTAKE READ NOW AND UNDERSTAND IT

ATTENTION: T0NY L4ZZERI,

THIS IS TO CONFIRM THE RECEIPT OF YOUR EMAIL DATED 27TH MARCH 2008.

Dear sir i want you to go back to the Money Gram office where you send the money for and told them to give you the $150.00 back as soon as they give you the money back just take it to another Money Gram office and re-send it with the same information which i give to you at the same time,

Below is the information to re-send the $150.00 today through Money Gram transfer to make it faster and easier,

SENDERS NAME SHUOLD BE YOUR NAME....
RECIEVERS NAME : CHID0ZI LATIM0 CH1BUEZE
RECEIVER COUNTRY;BENIN REPUBLIC
CITY;PORT-NOVOR
QUESTION : IN GOD
ANSWER : WE TURST
AMOUNT: $150.00

Please don't forget to cam the payment silp to me immediately you send the money and make sure that you send with this information to avoid mistake ok. Waiting to have the fee.

Make sure you send this money today with above information,

Sincerely,

MR. MARK JAMES.

Tony replies:

Quote:

Dear Numbnuts,

Oh, I see now that you make a mistake in your massage. Well we all make mistakes I suppose. In West American English dialect we call mistake "a pakabani." We both made a pakabani.

I will now go to Money Gram office and re-send the moneys. I must hurray before the office close for the day.

T0ny L4zzeri

Mugu is satisfied...for now!:

Quote:

ATTENTION: T0NY L4ZZERI,

THIS IS TO CONFIRM THE RECEIPT OF YOUR EMAIL DATED 27TH MARCH 2008.

Ok we are waiting to receive the new reffrence number of the Money Gram transfer payment slip as soon as you re-send the money today with the same test quetion and answer that giveing to you to avoid mistake again
,

Sincerely,

MR. MARK JAMES.

Wait until he sees how Tony butchers the receiver's name next! Laughing

Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2008 10:10 pm

Thanks Bunny - that literally made me cry Laughing

Grabadame Moondogi Laughing

Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2008 10:42 pm

OH GOD THAT'S FUNNY. Laughing

But I think you're missing a chance at something else.

Quote:

SENDERS NAME SHUOLD BE YOUR NAME....
RECIEVERS NAME : CHID0ZI LATIM0 CH1BUEZE
RECEIVER COUNTRY;BENIN REPUBLIC
CITY;PORT-NOVOR
QUESTION : IN GOD
ANSWER : WE TURST
AMOUNT: $150.00

Those are HIS instructions, shouldn't you follow them. Wink

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

Very Funny Bunnyrabbit. You made me laugh out loud. Laughing

BA: Nice catch. Very Happy

lost in translation Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 531

~ B. A. Ware,

Oh, that's good! I did miss that. Laughing

I haven't sent the next one yet, though. I was thinking of "Chic0lini Larrym0e Ch1caboum"

Of course, I'll explain that I am much too scared to print out his "massages" or write the names on a piece of paper, so I have to rely on my memory. Twisted Evil

Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2008 11:34 pm

And after another cycle or so of getting the african name mixed up, try sending it to mr m4rk j4mes directly for him to pass to chilidog, seems a very fair and reasonable thing to do, indeed far more rational than sending it to some third party chilidog guy...it'll wind him up!

Don't forget to decrement the $150 by the MG handling charge each time, so each time it goes wrong, he feels his prize escaping him!

Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 5:55 am

Didn't Chakizi just get booted from Idol?

lost in translation Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 531

It seems that Catherine Edd0wes just can't get the name right:

I guess the name wasn't Grabadame Moondogi after all:

Quote:

FROM THE DESK OF THE FINANCIAL SECRETARY.
CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA
CORPORATE HEAD QUARTER
TINUBU SQUARE
LAGOS STATE.

ATTN: CATHERINE EDD0WES,

WITH SINCERE PLEASURE, WE RECEIVED THE PAYMENT FORM ATTACHED TO THE EMAIL YOU SENT.

DURING THE VERIFICATION, THERE IS A LITTLE MISTAKES THAT OCCUR WHICH YOU ARE TO CORRECT AND GET BACK TO US AS SOON AS POSSIBLE SO WE COULD COMMENCE ON THE TRANSFER OF YOUR FUND INTO YOUR NOMINATED BANK ACCOUNT.

YOU ARE TO MAKE A PROPER CHECK UP OF THE RECEIVER,S NAME YOU FILL IN THE FORM, THE PROPER SPELLING OF THE RECEIVER'S NAME GOES THURS:

Name: GBADAM0SI M0NSURU ABI0LA.

YOU ARE TO CORRECT THIS MISTAKE AND GET BACK TO US BY EMAIL. SENT THE MTCN NO BY MAILING AS WELL

BEST REGARDS

Mr Aruna B0r0kini
Financial Secretary
Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN)

Catherine apologizes:

Quote:

Dear Bikini,

I am sorry for my mistkes on my payment form. I will try to get the name right this time. It is difficult to remember the name when I am at the Money Gram office.

Catherine Edd0wes

and sends this:

I guess Catherine got it wrong again. It was not "Grandmamoses Mongoose" either! Laughing

Let's try a differet cashier:

Quote:

FROM THE DESK OF THE FINANCIAL SECRETARY.
CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA
CORPORATE HEAD QUARTER
TINUBU SQUARE
LAGOS STATE.

ATTN:CATHERINE EDD0WES,

WE HAVE AS WELL RECEIVE THE PAYMENT FORM YOU RE-SENT BUT THE CORRECTION IS NOT YET MADE PROPERLY.

AS A RESULT OF THIS, WE HAVE GIVEN YOU AN ACCESS OF MAKING THE PAYMENT IN THE NAME OF THE NEXT AVAILABLE CASHIER WITH THE BELOW INFORMATION.

FULL NAME: 0LANREWAJU YEMI

ADDRESS: LAGOS NIGERIA

TEXT QUESTION: FOR

TEXT ANSWER: TRUST

AMOUNT: $250

GET BACK TO US AS URGENT. SO WE COULD COMMENCE ON YOUR TRANSFER PROCESS.

BEST REGARDS,

MR ARUNA B0R0KINI
FINANCIAL SECRETARY
CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA

Well, do you think Catherine will get it right this time??? Twisted Evil

Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 3:35 pm

I love this thread. Too funny. Laughing

Grandmamoses Mongoose? BAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 3:41 pm

BR your name should be FunnyRabbit...........hilarious!!! clapping

Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 3:42 pm

This is such a simple modality and yet so funny. I can see the lad getting so frustrated over this.

lost in translation Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 531

Oh, check the new name Mr. James has given me as receiver: James Emma! It's too wide open!!! I think I see an Enema coming in his future.

This is the "Chillidog" guy. Tony writes:

Quote:

Dear Mark,

I send you the payment. Here is my Money Gram.

I hope I get the name right this time. I am too scared to print out your massages or wrtie the name on a paper so I have to use my memory when I get to the Money Gram office. I hope I remembered well.

Now send my my payment right away, numbnuts.

T0ny L4zzeri

...and sends this:

It seems Tony thought it was "Chicolini Larrimoe Chicaboum." I tried to squeeze "Curly" in with "Larry-Moe" but I just couldn't make it work. I did pay tribute to Chico Marx with the "Chicolini" bit from Duck Soup!

Now our man is not happy at all:

Quote:

Subj: SEND THE THROUGH WESTERN UNION OR YOU FORGET THE TRANSFER BYE!!!!!

ATTENTION: T0NY L4ZZERI,

THIS IS TO CONFIRM THE RECEIPT OF YOUR EMAIL DATED 28TH MARCH 2008.

Listen to me tony who do you think that you can fool how can you make mistake in the first time and also did it in the second time if you are not intersting to receive your funds then forget because we are not see the rason why you are do this if you can not send the transfer through western union money transfer then forget the transfer
,

Below is the information to send the $150.00 today through Western Union money transfer to make it faster and easier.

RECEIVER NAME; JAMES EMMA
RECEIVER COUNTRY; BENIN REPUBLIC
CITY;PORT-NOVOR
TEST QUESTION; OUR GOD
ANSWER; IS GOOD
AMOUNT; $150.00
MTCN NUMBER............................

Please don't forget to send the MTCN number to me immediately you send the money and make sure that you send with this information to avoid mistake ok. Waiting to have the MTCN.

Sincerely,

MR. MARK JAMES.

Since he's about to twig anyway, next time I'll use the "should be your name" line as the sender's name.

Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 3:54 pm

Oh god my sides hurt from laughing so hard at this one. how can something so simple be so damn funny.

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Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 5:03 pm

Next keyboard! Just ruined mine. Really really funny!! Laughing

Simplicity shows the real master. I bet this modality is here to stay, and will be used numerously! Great baiting !!

lost in translation Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 531

Tony just tried again. Wasn't his name, "James Enema?" Also, Tony finally got the sender's name right! Laughing

Quote:

Dear numbnuts,

I am very sorry about the small mistake I made in the Money Gram. I am interesting to receive my funds. This time I have followed your instructions very carefully.

T0ny L4zzeri

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