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Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2008 8:14 pm

Awesome work Gomer!!!

bow_down

We are NOT worthy!!!!

Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2008 8:29 pm

I've achieved nothing until a Lotto Lad wears his G0merBoyz Gang tattoo with pride, and I can show you the photo. Very Happy

Then someone else can set up a rival gang to hunt down our gang members. I'll help all I can. Laughing

Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2008 8:34 pm

Fantastic work Gomer: clapping

Your name will be there with Prof. Soludo and Abacha

After I get through with the present safari. I will try to get you a Tattoo boy

Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2008 9:50 pm

Dam you rumbero Laughing

is this a race for the first tattoo ?

Anyone ever tattooed royalty ? Very Happy

Quote:

king harold to me

HELLO FRIEND Mister G0mer ( Very Happy

music to my ears)

PLEASE WHO ARE YOU ,DO YOU JUST WANT TO WICKED ME (that's outrageous, I've never wickeded anyone in my life - it's just a tattoo - trust me Evil or Very Mad

)OR
HELP ME PLEASE WHAT DO U WANT FROM ME
THANKS

Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 3:19 am

Thanks for the translation link, do you think it might work in reverse? I get many lad letters that look like Fudd, so if I ran them in Fudd, perhaps it might straighten out?

No replies to my Gomer yet.

Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 5:37 am

@Gomer...
I sent you a PM.
I responded to my G0mer fearful lotto lad.
I was very upset that Mr. G0mer ripped me off.
I am now ripping the Lad a new asshole since his company IS responsible for my loss of fees.
He's doing his best to console me and he will eventually wear me down to the point where I resend the fees required to capture my winnings.
I'll give you advance notice and an exact time to do some pruning on the WU transfer.
Then please post any reactions my Lad may have after his funds have been expertly pruned. Cool

Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 3:56 pm

This is a good modality. Next lotto lad I get, I'll just ask him why the duplicate, as I'm working with Mr. Gomer already to obtain this prize, and I'm sending the money in an hour Smile

Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2008 4:35 am

I have literally dozens of Mr. Gomer references from lads, mainly lotto lads. I'll try to post some of the better ones. Quite a few of them have him all figured out--He is Nigerian, a former employee, an unsafe business partner, a dangerous guy, a scammer out to take all my money, you name it... Meanwhile, I'd suggest that any lotto baiter can blame Mr. Gomer for anything, and there's a good chance it will resonate nicely with the lad.

419Eater is my life Joined: 26 Apr 2006 Posts: 476

Great Work!

It gives us other baiters something to go on, next time I want to do the dollar chop routine with a lad, I know who I will use!

Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 10:31 am

Who is that guy in the gomerboyz picture? Is he a real lad somewhere?

Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 10:42 am

I've been waiting for this thread. I knew it would come eventually. Good job, you twisted bastard!

Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 11:27 am

Think G0mer could also become like "he who must not be named" (UB) and start to chop other things and not just dollars?

he may have found out about lads saying not to trust him, so he finds them and... out comes an axe. there may rumours that this has already happened? Twisted Evil

Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 1:15 pm

Well done on causing them so much pain Mr G0mer! clapping

Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 2:40 pm

@ miyu - yes the picture I use is of a deifinite Lad.

If you bait long enough, and try hard enugh, some scammer will be generous (or fool) enough to let you see his true self. Though I think it's more down to ego and thinking how cool and smart he is.

Well, I guess that's backfired on him big time. Laughing

Of course there's always the possibility that some Lad is going to recognise him and make his life very uncomfortable, and I wouldn't want that, would I ? Shocked

It would mean I have to find another Lad picture to use. Let me see if I have a suitable replacement.

Pets are not just for Christmas - Lads, on the other hand are expendable. In fact I'm sure there's a siggy icon you can earn depending on how expendable you make your Lad. Very Happy

Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 4:15 pm

Are you causing trouble again Gomer??? I told you to stop Scamming people!!! You will only get found out Laughing

Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 5:11 pm

I want my Lads to get more involved in 'turf wars' and fighting other scammers. If I find any are good at it, then I'll accuse them of treachery and have them dealt with. A sort of reverse natural selection. I'll find the idiots and put them in charge. As long as they stay stupid they'll be safe from me.

Whatever happens, the myth and reputation of Mr G0mer will grow, even if it as a ruthless and treacherous Oga.

Not that I even have one member yet - but the games are creatng alarm and confusion - which is a start. Hopefully, once the name is well known, just the offer to join, will be too tempting.

Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 8:23 pm

So sorry to hear you were fired, Gomer. Laughing

Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 8:49 pm

BobCat wrote:

This is a good modality. Next lotto lad I get, I'll just ask him why the duplicate, as I'm working with Mr. Gomer already to obtain this prize, and I'm sending the money in an hour Smile

Excellent idea. Smile

I've gotten bored with lotto lads, but for the next one I get, I'll respond the same way.

Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 9:28 pm

Mr G0mer the philanthropist. Very Happy

Cheeky Lad sent this to my Mr G0mer addie.

Quote:

Dear Mister G0mer

I am writing to thank you for your substantial donation to the Benin Orphanage Project. Shocked

Thanks to you, the project is now near completion, and will come in substantially below budget.
It appears we will have a surplus of about $75,000 over and above the total cost of construction and costs of setting up the project with staff and furnishings, etc.........BLAH....BLAH

Not quite a Newb Joined: 17 Feb 2008 Posts: 25

Dear Mr Gommer ,
could you please tell me your new email address in Asia as I don't trust this guy and I would rather deal with you.

Quote:

Subject: Re: FILE YOUR CLAIM

Dear Sir ,

Mr Gommer has already contacted me in regards to this matter.
Regards
Mucs Remmacs

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SINCE MR GOMMER HAS CONTACTED YOU, NO PROBLEM YOU ARE FREE TO FELLOW THE INSTRUCTION OF EITHER OF US BECAUSE WE ARE ALL WORKING FOR THE SAME CAUSE. SO YOU FILL THE PAYMENT FORM

I didn't bother to fill out his form ....... A few days of silence then this

Quote:

Mr Mucs Remmacs

MR GOMER HAS MOVED TO OUR REGIONAL OFFICE IN ASIA SO YOU HAVE TO CONTACT OUR AGENT IN AFRICA WITH HIS EMAIL ADDRESS [email protected] and pay the courier fees as re guested by Mr Gomer

I have no idea how much Mr Gomer wants for the courier fees so I will WU $2500.00 to the details provided in Mr Gomer's last email to me.

Baiting Guru Joined: 29 Jan 2008 Posts: 2531 Location: AU

hey i won to

Quote:

Hello Antonia
i cant believe i have won.

Mr G0mer has contacted me so i will send the courier fees to him as requested.
regards
H4ns

Quote:

HI MR HANS

MR G0MER HAS MOVED TO OUR REGIONAL OFFICE IN ASIA SO YOU HAVE TO CONTACT OUR AGENT IN AFRICA WITH HIS EMAIL ADDRESS [email protected] and pay the courier fees as re guested by Mr G0mer.

what have you done gomer

Quote:

Im Sorry but before i read your mail i sent Mr G0mer the sum of $1,200US via Money Gram

he said my winnings would arrive tomorrow.

i am confused what is going on?

Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 5:09 am

@ Gomer,

He's pretty scary. I bet some lads could identify him. What a shame that would be for him. Very Happy

Not quite a Newb Joined: 17 Feb 2008 Posts: 25

@MASTER
be very careful about sending money to Mr Gomer, something is amiss here.

Quote:

Mr Mucs Remmacs
Have you told Mr Gomer that you have sent the money to him,if not you go to western union and withdraw the payment and wait for new information from our office.this is my no +2347083956799 call me as soon as you do that for further instruction

Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 6:59 am

Quote:

HI MR HANS

MR G0MER HAS MOVED TO OUR REGIONAL OFFICE IN ASIA SO YOU HAVE TO CONTACT OUR AGENT IN AFRICA WITH HIS EMAIL ADDRESS [email protected] and pay the courier fees as re guested by Mr G0mer.

I got this exact same message. I didn't realize Mr.Gomer had moved.
I'd say Mr.Martin is a prime candidate for a tat!

Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 8:15 am

Mucs Remmacs

That martins guy is an idiot. If you can get him on the phone, you can say most anything and he will not get off script, no matter how much you degrade him. He is particularly find of his mother though, doesn't like when you mention her and camels in the same sentence.

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