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asiaguy
Elite Baiter
Joined: 14 Apr 2006
Posts: 1180
Location: Me Luv U Long Time
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Tue Mar 25, 2008 10:04 am |
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That was the actual headline in the subject box...
Background:
I ignore Lotto Lads.
They are not much fun.
Please note, this came unsolicited to my mailbox.
I have never mentioned Mr. G0mer in response to any lotto prize...
I never respond to Lotto Lads!!!
For some reason, Mr. G0mer has now become the thorn in the side of these guys...WELL DONE GOMER!!!
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Microsoft Award Team
Baley House, Har Road
Sutton Greater London
SM1 4te United Kingdom.
Batch:12/25/0340
Ref:-L/200-26937
ATTENTION: H4nn4 B4rb4r4,
You are required to note that your funds of 500,000.00 Pounds(Five hunderd thousand pounds) is still with us here in the Microsoft Award Team.
I want you to know that Mr. G0mer. as been sacked out of this office due to the fraud attempt he try to play on many winners, now i want you to know that i am now the new person incharge of your winning cheque, so you are advice to stop all communication with Mr. G0mer.
I want you to know that you can only get your winning cheque by me and as at this moment i want you to know that your winning cheque and certificate our on my desk waiting for you to get back to me.
Due to the attempt of delivery of your winning parcel, our dispatching team was stoped by the United Kingdom Inland Revenue, and your winning parcel was retune back to this office. ( Microsoft Award Team ).
Take note: If you want to get me on telephone you can rich me with this number for instructions on how you can now get your winning parcel deliver to you.( +447031913267 )
Stop all communication with the formal agent who was cut in many scam attempt. ( Mr. G0mer.)
Good Luck and i wait your fast response to this email, before we start the new promotion.
Regards,
Mr. G0rd0n P3ll. |
Edit: leeted subject to thwart google. -luckey |
_________________ You must be stupied and mad you bastard full she goat. (Charles Soludo)
Madam, is not your signature for Christ sack (Prince Tony Yobo William)
WOMAN YOU SMELL UR ASS SOON AND DIE LIKE RAT WAIT THERE (Barrister John Ola)
I will cock you in a bottle and add peper to your eyes while you will die (My lost love Lad...Morgan)
fuck off and never contact me any more get this insult to your entire family (Barrister Philip Nowoke after 9 futile trips to WU)
I don't know how you think they will be liking your asshole (Paul Mbecki - banker Lad)
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Inspector Gadget
Angel of unrealistic meetings
Joined: 20 Feb 2007
Posts: 6259
Location: Trumpton
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Tue Mar 25, 2008 10:12 am |
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Now why could that be? I trust you will ask him who this Mr Gomer is? he sounds like he could be a bit of a shady character, we need to know more! |
_________________ x2 Co bait with Rumbero Sao Tome island to Gabon van donation
Co bait with Jayhawk and VJD. Stanley's bottle tour Aba to Lagos
Team Hector, airport in installments and St Louis to Kayes
Halil, Cotonou to Accra
+ Precious 10/08/11
x8 x34 x 73
grown up man like him, still doing all this shit games - Stanley, (he doesn't like Parcel Direct)
You again do the strange reflections stuffed with drugs? - Natalia
x3 Hector 24/1/13 Moses 15th Oct 2011
x 2Mick Ole 11th Sept 2014-16 Asare Akuffo start 4th Aug 2014 |
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firehouse5
Palm Wino Aficionado
Joined: 09 Mar 2004
Posts: 4953
Location: swimming in Ogogoro
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Tue Mar 25, 2008 10:18 am |
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I love it when mugus are forced to announce the sacking of a formerly trusted and beloved employee. Having had dealings with Mr. G0mer myself in the past I certainly understand this difficult human resources decision.
And well done to the new chopping overlord! |
_________________ Has a scammer sent you a bank account? please report it to any moderator using the private message function.
GO PREMIUM!
Oct2004-Oct2016 12 years but Cheat alert: many silent months!
dozens Not as many piggies as you.
The details you sent do not match, check your records and reply immediate. I have forced to wait in office for two hours with out eating |
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Sir Cumfrence
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 20 Feb 2007
Posts: 907
Location: Relatively here.
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Tue Mar 25, 2008 10:29 am |
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That's definitely not an isolated case. I got a response to an ASEM (nothing to do with Lottery Lads or anything Gomer related) on 14 Mar which included this comment,
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"And be aware that we do not have any 'Mr Gomer' in any of the 2 establishments of this lottery programme." |
Nice work! |
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Dutch
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2007
Posts: 4204
Location: Dislocated
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Tue Mar 25, 2008 10:46 am |
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Afferbecklauder
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 08 Jan 2007
Posts: 923
Location: Wide open spaces
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Tue Mar 25, 2008 11:20 am |
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If the word is circulating outside the Lotto circle, imagine what it is like inside the circle. Mister Gomer is indeed a man of mystery, power and influence. |
_________________ DEVIL NA E GO KILL YOU THIEF Williams J Spillboard
I will send a photo copy of your draft to your state security agent with all your information that you are using the money to finance TERRORIST in America that you have received one already, and you also involved in the slept 11 attack.
NA BABA GOD GO PUNISH INA LIVES ANY WHERE INA DEY PLUS
UR BASTARD GOMER COS IN NO BE MISTER ATALL U SILLY
SCOMBERGS U NA DEY CUTT MY JOBS ABI.NO WORRY I NO GO
TELL UNA AGAIN,BUT IF UNA TRY AGAIN UNA NO GO WAKE
FROM SLEEP THE VERY NEXT MORNING I MEAN U WILL BE
MURDERED WITHOUT WARNING THE VERY NEXT MORNING NINFO . Walter Savvidez
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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Tue Mar 25, 2008 11:26 am |
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Did someone call ? |
_________________ Fake sites killed 1 x 9 x 3 x 168 X
- the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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asiaguy
Elite Baiter
Joined: 14 Apr 2006
Posts: 1180
Location: Me Luv U Long Time
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Tue Mar 25, 2008 11:31 am |
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G0mer...
Would you like the email address and headers?
I thought you may like to spook the Lad with a personal greeting...
Or maybe even a KEEP OFF OOOOOOOO....message of warning. |
_________________ You must be stupied and mad you bastard full she goat. (Charles Soludo)
Madam, is not your signature for Christ sack (Prince Tony Yobo William)
WOMAN YOU SMELL UR ASS SOON AND DIE LIKE RAT WAIT THERE (Barrister John Ola)
I will cock you in a bottle and add peper to your eyes while you will die (My lost love Lad...Morgan)
fuck off and never contact me any more get this insult to your entire family (Barrister Philip Nowoke after 9 futile trips to WU)
I don't know how you think they will be liking your asshole (Paul Mbecki - banker Lad) |
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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Tue Mar 25, 2008 11:41 am |
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Certainly asiaguy - the more gang members I can recruit the better. They have to get themselves a GomerBoyz gang tatto first. No takers yet - but it won't stop me trying.
Membership will guarantee them so many benefits - me as a friend to start with. and I have many evil ideas of how to keep them busy. |
_________________ Fake sites killed 1 x 9 x 3 x 168 X
- the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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Reaper
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 06 May 2007
Posts: 0
Location: Travelling in a fried-out combie. On a hippie trail, head full of zombie...
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Tue Mar 25, 2008 11:55 am |
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from AGENT R0BIN FL00D
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Dear D0ctor Tenn4nt,
I want you to know that Mr.Gomer has being sacked from our office he no longer work with us I advice you to stop communicating with him.
In view of this,I advice that you contact me with all your correspondence between yourself and Mr.Gomer.Send me all the emails you have being sending to him.
Hope to hear from you soon. |
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_________________ 110+
x15 x18 50+
Shola - 4.3k miles Lagos - Abidjan | Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos - Sokoto "i have not eaten anything except water"
Mr Floyd - Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos -N'Djamena --> Abeche, with RS (7 days in hell ) "we are dieing here"
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- I am the King of Rome, and above grammar
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packman
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Dec 2007
Posts: 1498
Location: In his own little world but it's ok, they know him there.
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Tue Mar 25, 2008 12:24 pm |
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Gomer sorry to hear you got fired. they dont know a good employee if he slapped them. |
_________________ Pancratic Cancer is beyond suck.
Our Forum Mods. can beat up your Forum Mods
SB Eye Regime.
The receipt you send is totally invisible ok-Kelly
FUCK YOU SMALL BOI YOU ARE POOR IN HEAD AND SOUL
AND GOD WILL PUNISH YOU FOR SCAMMING HOUNST MEN LIKE ME.. Segun Akintemi
Click here to support 419Eater.com
<-- I got a pony WAHOO
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Tue Mar 25, 2008 12:29 pm |
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manbiteslion
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Dec 2007
Posts: 4816
Location: Connecting my chair and keyboard
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Tue Mar 25, 2008 12:34 pm |
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Asiaguy, heed their excellent advice - Mr Gomer is not to be trusted where lotteries are concerned - he'll chop anything and everything...
UB runs scared at the name of Gomer... |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Tue Mar 25, 2008 12:37 pm |
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U5m4n B3110 wears Mr Gomer pyjamas! |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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asiaguy
Elite Baiter
Joined: 14 Apr 2006
Posts: 1180
Location: Me Luv U Long Time
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Tue Mar 25, 2008 1:23 pm |
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G0mer...PM sent...enjoy |
_________________ You must be stupied and mad you bastard full she goat. (Charles Soludo)
Madam, is not your signature for Christ sack (Prince Tony Yobo William)
WOMAN YOU SMELL UR ASS SOON AND DIE LIKE RAT WAIT THERE (Barrister John Ola)
I will cock you in a bottle and add peper to your eyes while you will die (My lost love Lad...Morgan)
fuck off and never contact me any more get this insult to your entire family (Barrister Philip Nowoke after 9 futile trips to WU)
I don't know how you think they will be liking your asshole (Paul Mbecki - banker Lad) |
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ChainYanker
Collecting TShirts the Hard Way
Joined: 02 Dec 2007
Posts: 1497
Location: Shouting "Fire!" in crowded theaters across America
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Tue Mar 25, 2008 2:40 pm |
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Good going, Gomer! Make 'em sweat!
EDIT: Am I the only one who thinks that this is worth a custom title? |
_________________ x3
FEMALE
"This deal does not have anything to do with religion because we are talking about $10.150 million us dollars" -Bangu Mali
"YOUR DEATH IS AT HAND HENCE YOU LEARNT HOW TO DOUBLE CROSS OTHER GUYMAN KEEP IT ON AND WATCH OUT" -Don Jack
"why is it that you dont believed that the unicorn is avaialabe" -Victoria Smith
"i have seen that you are not financially capable to handle this great opportunity maturedly" -Muhammad Bla1se
Earned a pony, earned a bun, still not sure what they mean --> |
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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Tue Mar 25, 2008 4:14 pm |
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Sometimes a Lad just gives in to the awesome power of Mr G0mer.
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Dear Sir,
I guess we have to suspend everything until you are done with Mister G0mer. |
I'll step into my Mr G0mer suit this evening and start offering the goodies they'll receive if they joing the gang (get tattooed).
The evil plan is a spywear file (not really) I will send them that they can distribute to their pals that will report their jobs to him - after he amends the filename to his e-mail addie (dumb story but only idiot Lads should apply).
The file was made by a baiter here and is just a never ending download timer I'll tell them to be careful not to open it themselves, but if they do and whinge that it doesn't work then slap time as their pc is no good, but by then what will I care ? The Lad will be a life long tattooed gang member.
The punch line is - that all Lads wearing that tattoo will be known to be dollar choppers. Isn't that cruel ? |
_________________ Fake sites killed 1 x 9 x 3 x 168 X
- the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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sellingrich
Master Baiter
Joined: 13 Oct 2006
Posts: 247
Location: Far East LA
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Tue Mar 25, 2008 4:33 pm |
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This just sent:
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_________________ "all this name list and people are the trueful people that i want you to deal with not this idiots but imposters scammer like Obi Won Kenobi," James S
"Bastard! That's what you really are,I have taken your insults for too long son of a bitch!"
"I am in receipt of your email, but the contents beat my imagination."
"May your anuse turn back." Joe Morengi
"You better run for your life, because the FBI are coming to your house tomorrow to kick your ass out of your house." Barr. Jonathan
Mr kelvin Jordon that call you from our branch office in canada explain that the chicken background voice has been querried, claiming the voice was his telephone ringing tone, therefore accept my deepest appology for that. |
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bohigal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Aug 2007
Posts: 7226
Location: Epstein's Delicatessen
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Tue Mar 25, 2008 4:37 pm |
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I usually ignore the lotto bois, but I will start replying that I'm already working with Mr. Gomer, so why the duplicate email?
This Mr. Gomer is a horrible, horrible person. God bless his efforts. Will he become He-who-also-must-not-be-named? |
_________________
Stop typing in french, am seriously dissapointed....am just confused!!!
You will have my nuts in your hands as soon as i have the latrine in my hand & i will pay the goats to the lawyer
My dear with this only, it is clear you have contacted and communicated with Africa Fraudsters and even send funds to him. what a pity!
YOU ARE A WITCH. MAY YOU MENSURATE NON STOP TILL THE END OF YOUR LIFE
Team Hector:Lagos-Douala,Benin-Liberia,Senegal-Gambia-Mali-Chad, Egypt ,Awka w/ Shorty
Shorty Abidjan w/ Juan
Bibian
Donate to Eater |
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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Tue Mar 25, 2008 5:04 pm |
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Of course if you enjoy irritating the crap out of Lads you could use this site
http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/
to translate your e-mails into Elmer Fudd, l33t, Redneck, Cockney or others. |
_________________ Fake sites killed 1 x 9 x 3 x 168 X
- the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Tue Mar 25, 2008 5:24 pm |
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Gomer, Congratulations on this accomplishment!!! I think this is absolutely awesome. Look at the impact you have had on these lads. |
_________________ 348 Fake Sites killed
x 100 2 Years |
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Ex.
Nature's Asshole
Joined: 28 Dec 2007
Posts: 990
Location: Hell's Presidential Suite
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Tue Mar 25, 2008 5:53 pm |
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Damn it Gomer, you were doing so well, then you just threw it all away.... |
_________________ YOU ARE JUST A CHILD WHOO SIT BEHIND HIS COMPUTER MASSTERBATI NG FO HISS FAMILLY - D3nnis M4rk, my lost Safari.
JACK B QUICK YOU ARE NATURES ASHOLE DO NOT EMAIL ME ANYMORE OK - R0ger Jon3s (Right you are mate)
i much prefer s3x in the 4ss - B4rrister 0luwa
x28 x9
x97 (Updated 02/20/09) |
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Worf
Elite Baiter
Joined: 27 May 2007
Posts: 1690
Location: Florida - it's hot down here
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Tue Mar 25, 2008 7:02 pm |
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_________________ "Honey there no way to go out side camp without peppers and passport." - M1racle Y0rm1e
"Either you are lying or you are not telling the truth here, buddy." - H4rrison Ford (the lad, not the actor of course)
"you are an embodiment of permanent failure, an epitome of misfortune of life . . . a disgrace to your generation" - Lambert Lee
= Rev. Michael Jeans - Dakar to Ziguinchor
= Rev. Michael Jeans - Dakar to St. Louis, Senegal (co-bait with OxygenDeprived)
= Mattar - Abidjan, Ivory Coast to Accra, Ghana
= Stanley, co-bait with VDJ, Gadget and Jayhawk - Aba to Benin City
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Rodus
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Dec 2006
Posts: 3685
Location: Back under the cold shower
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Tue Mar 25, 2008 7:07 pm |
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It's great to see the G0mer gang becoming so well known in lad land. 'Agent Smith' is still convinced that he's a dolla chopping uber lad and is still telling my various characters to only send money via Money Gram because G0mer has power within WU |
_________________ I will kiss you romance u,suck and penetrate u - Williams Muyeke
now am as poor as a church rat - Lou1s Mar1on
I AM FINANCIALLY DEAD RIGHT AWAY - Louis in Accra
u can keep sending money to Gomer and leave me alone - Agent Smith cracks up
Lou1s Mar1on - Lagos to Accra (satellite IP) - "so, what i need to do to get out of these place?"
- 18 mths: Louis
The*Catb1ngo Hotel*
*My Church*
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B. A. Ware
*** BANNED ***
Joined: 14 Apr 2007
Posts: 1828
Location: I've fallen and I can't reach my beer.
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Tue Mar 25, 2008 7:23 pm |
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Great work Gomer.
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