"Stop all communication with Mr. G0mer."

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Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2008 10:04 am

That was the actual headline in the subject box...

Background:
I ignore Lotto Lads.
They are not much fun.
Please note, this came unsolicited to my mailbox.
I have never mentioned Mr. G0mer in response to any lotto prize...
I never respond to Lotto Lads!!!
For some reason, Mr. G0mer has now become the thorn in the side of these guys...WELL DONE GOMER!!!

Quote:

Microsoft Award Team
Baley House, Har Road
Sutton Greater London
SM1 4te United Kingdom.
Batch:12/25/0340
Ref:-L/200-26937

ATTENTION: H4nn4 B4rb4r4,

You are required to note that your funds of 500,000.00 Pounds(Five hunderd thousand pounds) is still with us here in the Microsoft Award Team.

I want you to know that Mr. G0mer. as been sacked out of this office due to the fraud attempt he try to play on many winners, now i want you to know that i am now the new person incharge of your winning cheque, so you are advice to stop all communication with Mr. G0mer.

I want you to know that you can only get your winning cheque by me and as at this moment i want you to know that your winning cheque and certificate our on my desk waiting for you to get back to me.

Due to the attempt of delivery of your winning parcel, our dispatching team was stoped by the United Kingdom Inland Revenue, and your winning parcel was retune back to this office. ( Microsoft Award Team ).

Take note: If you want to get me on telephone you can rich me with this number for instructions on how you can now get your winning parcel deliver to you.( +447031913267 )

Stop all communication with the formal agent who was cut in many scam attempt. ( Mr. G0mer.)

Good Luck and i wait your fast response to this email, before we start the new promotion.

Regards,
Mr. G0rd0n P3ll.

Edit: leeted subject to thwart google. -luckey

Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2008 10:12 am

Now why could that be? I trust you will ask him who this Mr Gomer is? he sounds like he could be a bit of a shady character, we need to know more!

Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2008 10:18 am

I love it when mugus are forced to announce the sacking of a formerly trusted and beloved employee. Having had dealings with Mr. G0mer myself in the past I certainly understand this difficult human resources decision.

And well done to the new chopping overlord!

Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2008 10:29 am

That's definitely not an isolated case. I got a response to an ASEM (nothing to do with Lottery Lads or anything Gomer related) on 14 Mar which included this comment,

Quote:

"And be aware that we do not have any 'Mr Gomer' in any of the 2 establishments of this lottery programme."

Nice work!

Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2008 10:46 am

I love it ! Laughing

Well done Mr. Gomer whoever you are ...

Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2008 11:20 am

If the word is circulating outside the Lotto circle, imagine what it is like inside the circle. Mister Gomer is indeed a man of mystery, power and influence.

Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2008 11:26 am

Did someone call ? Laughing

Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2008 11:31 am

G0mer...
Would you like the email address and headers?
I thought you may like to spook the Lad with a personal greeting... Cool

Or maybe even a KEEP OFF OOOOOOOO....message of warning. Twisted Evil

Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2008 11:41 am

Certainly asiaguy - the more gang members I can recruit the better. They have to get themselves a GomerBoyz gang tatto first. No takers yet - but it won't stop me trying.

Membership will guarantee them so many benefits - me as a friend to start with. Laughing

and I have many evil ideas of how to keep them busy.

Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2008 11:55 am

from AGENT R0BIN FL00D

Quote:

Dear D0ctor Tenn4nt,

I want you to know that Mr.Gomer has being sacked from our office he no longer work with us I advice you to stop communicating with him.

In view of this,I advice that you contact me with all your correspondence between yourself and Mr.Gomer.Send me all the emails you have being sending to him.

Hope to hear from you soon.

Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2008 12:24 pm

Gomer sorry to hear you got fired. they dont know a good employee if he slapped them. Laughing

Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2008 12:29 pm

Gomer, You are mean!

Opps, I mean good! Razz

Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2008 12:34 pm

Asiaguy, heed their excellent advice - Mr Gomer is not to be trusted where lotteries are concerned - he'll chop anything and everything...

UB runs scared at the name of Gomer...

Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2008 12:37 pm

U5m4n B3110 wears Mr Gomer pyjamas! Razz

Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2008 1:23 pm

G0mer...PM sent...enjoy

Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2008 2:40 pm

Good going, Gomer! Make 'em sweat!

EDIT: Am I the only one who thinks that this is worth a custom title?

Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2008 4:14 pm

Sometimes a Lad just gives in to the awesome power of Mr G0mer.

Quote:

Dear Sir,

I guess we have to suspend everything until you are done with Mister G0mer.

I'll step into my Mr G0mer suit this evening and start offering the goodies they'll receive if they joing the gang (get tattooed).

The evil plan is a spywear file (not really) I will send them that they can distribute to their pals that will report their jobs to him - after he amends the filename to his e-mail addie (dumb story but only idiot Lads should apply).

The file was made by a baiter here and is just a never ending download timer Very Happy

I'll tell them to be careful not to open it themselves, but if they do and whinge that it doesn't work then slap time as their pc is no good, but by then what will I care ? The Lad will be a life long tattooed gang member.

The punch line is - that all Lads wearing that tattoo will be known to be dollar choppers. Isn't that cruel ? Very Happy

Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2008 4:33 pm

This just sent:

Quote:

Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2008 4:37 pm

I usually ignore the lotto bois, but I will start replying that I'm already working with Mr. Gomer, so why the duplicate email?

This Mr. Gomer is a horrible, horrible person. God bless his efforts. Will he become He-who-also-must-not-be-named?

Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2008 5:04 pm

Of course if you enjoy irritating the crap out of Lads you could use this site

http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/

to translate your e-mails into Elmer Fudd, l33t, Redneck, Cockney or others. Very Happy

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

Gomer, Congratulations on this accomplishment!!! Laughing

I think this is absolutely awesome. Look at the impact you have had on these lads. Thumbs up

Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2008 5:53 pm

Damn it Gomer, you were doing so well, then you just threw it all away....

Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2008 7:02 pm

Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2008 7:07 pm

It's great to see the G0mer gang becoming so well known in lad land. 'Agent Smith' is still convinced that he's a dolla chopping uber lad and is still telling my various characters to only send money via Money Gram because G0mer has power within WU Laughing

Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2008 7:23 pm

Great work Gomer.

bow_down

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