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Reverend Bondi Cigars
Master Baiter
Joined: 13 Feb 2006
Posts: 202
Location: Lake of Fire
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Sun Mar 23, 2008 1:04 pm |
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| What does your character look like? |
Well, he looks a bit like this.....
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***The Home Page of Reverend Bondi Cigars*** [Updated January 2017 !!!]
"FUCK YOU REVEREND CIGAR" [Fred Taylor] 
"Hello Friend Rev Bondi Cigars, greetings in the name of Jesus Christ......I have some money now with me so that we can proceeds with the cleansing process......." [Reverend Michael]
"Father Bondi you said I should use explosive to open the safe......." [Reverend Michael again]
"Rev Bondi Cigars now see what you have cost for me , i will never forgive you!!!!!!!" [and again] |
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er0r93
** SUSPENDED **
Joined: 21 Mar 2008
Posts: 25
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Sun Mar 23, 2008 1:45 pm |
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I usually search google, to fit the description of person i need for my character im playing.
Do lads monitor this forum? |
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bill2
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Sep 2006
Posts: 5495
Location: Yeah who can tell me where I am?
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Sun Mar 23, 2008 2:37 pm |
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Some smart ones do! They just google your characters name and find this site, that's why I have no name and character in the open forums(not behind log in) We, 5-10 baiters, lost our man when he got smart that way and it wasn't the first time. ;( |
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Buck Turgidson
419Eater is my life
Joined: 02 Dec 2005
Posts: 490
Location: In The War Room
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Sun Mar 23, 2008 2:57 pm |
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Here's a couple of familiar faces (to some) that I use a lot 
Lads seem to trust them OK 
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I DONT KNOW YOU AND CAN NOT ERMEBER HAVING ANY BUSINESS WITH YOU SO FUCK OHFF. - Allen George
DOCTOR SAID I SHOULD BRING SOME MONEY SO THAT HE CAN WASH HER WOMB VERY WELL- Rev Joe
I believe that this was done by some imposters or herkers who manipulate mails through the internet. Rev Joe
THANK YOU TO BAYTERZ ALL AROUND THE WORLD, YOUR WORK IS APPRICIATED (joe yet again) |
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Rodus
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Dec 2006
Posts: 3685
Location: Back under the cold shower
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Sun Mar 23, 2008 3:07 pm |
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something like this for the first couple of times a lad asks. Lads use Linux don't they?
then occasionally my 'real' pic
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I will kiss you romance u,suck and penetrate u - Williams Muyeke
now am as poor as a church rat - Lou1s Mar1on
I AM FINANCIALLY DEAD RIGHT AWAY - Louis in Accra
u can keep sending money to Gomer and leave me alone - Agent Smith cracks up
 Lou1s Mar1on - Lagos to Accra (satellite IP) - "so, what i need to do to get out of these place?"
 - 18 mths: Louis
The*Catb1ngo Hotel*
*My Church*
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Obi-Wan Knievel
*** BANNED ***
Joined: 10 Dec 2006
Posts: 1486
Location: Bald Knob, NF
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Sun Mar 23, 2008 10:01 pm |
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Yes, the Farce is a powerful ally indeed!  But if my lads truly persist and won't succumb to the mind-trick (which only works on humans BTW), then I just send them a scan of my passport...
Strangely enough, it has never been challenged by a lad. |
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sellingrich
Master Baiter
Joined: 13 Oct 2006
Posts: 247
Location: Far East LA
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Sun Mar 23, 2008 10:10 pm |
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My absolute favorite is |
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"all this name list and people are the trueful people that i want you to deal with not this idiots but imposters scammer like Obi Won Kenobi," James S
"Bastard! That's what you really are,I have taken your insults for too long son of a bitch!"
"I am in receipt of your email, but the contents beat my imagination."
"May your anuse turn back." Joe Morengi
"You better run for your life, because the FBI are coming to your house tomorrow to kick your ass out of your house." Barr. Jonathan
Mr kelvin Jordon that call you from our branch office in canada explain that the chicken background voice has been querried, claiming the voice was his telephone ringing tone, therefore accept my deepest appology for that. |
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callum
Director of Press Relations
Joined: 29 May 2004
Posts: 3631
Location: On the run from the asylum and this seems like a good place to hide. Blend right in...
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Sun Mar 23, 2008 11:57 pm |
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My characters are rarely seen but when they are spotted this is one of them, a true Goon.
And so the baits continue |
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Do you have a concern about ethics? Click here, then here and finally HERE!
Bush goat you will meat like a chicken. It will kill you in your house where you are going to die.
I owe you quite simply one of the definitive experiences of my life.
 x 2 teeny part of a large effort x29 x5
Trolling is usually symptomatic of bad character, mental problems or ugliness - RIP Jock_2009 |
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Gunteer
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 23 Mar 2008
Posts: 3
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Mon Mar 24, 2008 1:09 am |
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I wouldn't have the nerve to write back to any of those baiters. Hello to all of you btw, I really enjoy all those stories posed, and I cant help but think that they are all stereotypes and equal in a way that one must think they come from the same person. |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Mon Mar 24, 2008 2:16 am |
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| I wouldn't have the nerve to write back to any of those baiters. |
Umm... we're the baiters, you see... you mean scammers... |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
 x5     x2  x 246 
 x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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bobby kaye
Master Baiter
Joined: 30 Oct 2007
Posts: 133
Location: o hi yo
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Mon Mar 24, 2008 3:26 am |
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I've always told them I have no passport because I seldom travel, and I have no driver's license because I always take a bus.
If pressed for a photo, I send a pic of Elena, the Russian Trophy Queen for my female character, and a pic of Willem Dafoe for my male character. |
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"Hello my favourite husband "- Svetlana
"funy woman stop email me ok..am a scam tell him and never in ur life email me again ok..if you try to email me again you will die ok." - Linda
" i want us to have good time with each other , you are the kind of person i am looking forward to spend the rest of my life with till i get my future husband. " Stella
"HEY, WHAT THE HELL IS F**KINGLY WRONG WITH YOU...... Shen 'Hitman' |
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Obi-Wan Knievel
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Joined: 10 Dec 2006
Posts: 1486
Location: Bald Knob, NF
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Mon Mar 24, 2008 6:43 am |
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| I cant help but think that they are all stereotypes and equal in a way that one must think they come from the same person. |
Naaaaaahhh. The lads are as different from each other as the many countries they hail from. Sure they often work off the same scripts, but once you get to know them, they all have their own little quirks! People only think they're all the same because they share common character traits - namely psychotic greed, crippling laziness and a complete lack of morality. Those things might make them predictable, but so far I've never met two lads who are identical. |
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TheKnightWhoSaysNi
Master Baiter
Joined: 18 Jan 2008
Posts: 193
Location: Lofting swallows at the Castle Anthrax
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Mon Mar 24, 2008 6:50 am |
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Mugus like me, i look like a serious businessman.
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"Think well. The passport is Nigerian Africa. I do not Know or have any relationship with this Bulshits." Mr. Glyn J0nes
"It is there duty there in London to made everything explain to you in your good understanding both in Spanish, French, Greek, English and Portages etc." Prof. F.G.Willi4ms
"I don't want to deal with russian men anymore as they do respect women." Nataly4
"Would you run a race with a cheater ?" Jo3l Akumi4h
"You are refusing to think and that is what disturbs me." Jo3l Akumi4h
"I have mastered it all by being a victim." Jo3l Akumi4h |
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419bomberman
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 28 Feb 2008
Posts: 41
Location: The Japans
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Mon Mar 24, 2008 6:52 am |
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I send them this for a pic:
and if they want a picture of me holding a sign saying something (this has happened once), I send them an edited version of this:
... or this...
As for passports, I send them a main dish of lies with a side order of bullsh!t, served with a corrupted jpg or renamed dll topping. |
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Jack Mehoph
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 07 Mar 2008
Posts: 61
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Mon Mar 24, 2008 4:47 pm |
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for my first bait i'm looking for my lad to make my character a new ID. Soon as he fills out the proper paperwork, my 'official id photo' will be on the way. fingers crossed. |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Mon Mar 24, 2008 4:56 pm |
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Christopher Walken |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu  Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris  Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin  Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2  5k miles  x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc   Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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Jayhawk
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jul 2006
Posts: 5727
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Mon Mar 24, 2008 5:27 pm |
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If I absolutely have to, I've got a fish license with a photo that looks an awful lot like Liza Minelli. Not a fishing license, but a fish license that I had to get for my pet fish eric.
I once had some fun with my elderly character that put her drivers license into the disk slot on her computer (thinking that it was the fax machine). I then harassed the lad for not sending my drivers license back. |
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x8  < slacking?
just checked the site for update now, shipment smurfs in Porto Novo. Yes!! - Stanley
i will not share my smurfs with anybody again - Stanley (again)
Yes pets are allowed as far as you will occupy the apartment alone, you can release the Kraken.
i will kill you even if it take me to go to jail i will do that because i hate you with all my life....
assisin killer to Feathers McGraw
PLEASE I BEG YOU TO LET ME KNOW THAT PIGGIES OF YOURS PLEASE... assisin killer to Feathers again
 x5 Team Humphere
Long Live Silver Peak Orphanage! - Loan Lad Langwenya Andile |
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wayne
Account closed at users request
Joined: 05 Dec 2005
Posts: 3630
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Mon Mar 24, 2008 5:36 pm |
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Here's a vlad posing with a pic of "me" and my dog.
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E_P
Master Baiter
Joined: 18 Nov 2006
Posts: 124
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Mon Mar 24, 2008 5:41 pm |
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My character looks exactly like Ron Jeremy - the hardest working man in porn business...
I have about 10 various pics of Ron Jeremy, where he is holding a sign or magazine, so it's easy to photoshop and send "special passwords" and greetings to lads |
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Adventures of scambaiting squirrel - http://ilaarijs.blogspot.com/ |
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FrumpyBB
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2006
Posts: 5988
Location: Germany
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Mon Mar 24, 2008 5:44 pm |
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| Some smart ones do! They just google your characters name and find this site, that's why I have no name and character in the open forums(not behind log in) We, 5-10 baiters, lost our man when he got smart that way and it wasn't the first time. ;( |
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SIR,I DON'T ENTERTAIN RIGMAROLE AND THERE IS NO ROOM FOR DILLY- DALLY.
the ball is in your cult
x 5 ARK & Co. incl. 1 safari w/ RS17 & NTBS
Dan the lotto man, ARK mugu wedding
Dennis the hitman, co-bait w/ Murry Guru
Zake (w/ SH, SL & Craig)
x 5 Modeling Mugu Meeting, w/ mewing_ghecko & Otterfan & SSC
x 2 another MMM w/ SH
x 13 Later shows and trips for the benefit of M00seknuckle, incl. the 0budu Fact Finding Mission
Come to our Eater University Baiting Tutorials Cos you deserve it.  x5 x50+ x 4 --   |
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Mon Mar 24, 2008 6:02 pm |
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This is the good Reverend Kuhm Belcher. Any similarity to my avatar is purely cooincidental. |
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Worf
Elite Baiter
Joined: 27 May 2007
Posts: 1690
Location: Florida - it's hot down here
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Mon Mar 24, 2008 6:11 pm |
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"Honey there no way to go out side camp without peppers and passport." - M1racle Y0rm1e
"Either you are lying or you are not telling the truth here, buddy." - H4rrison Ford (the lad, not the actor of course)
"you are an embodiment of permanent failure, an epitome of misfortune of life . . . a disgrace to your generation" - Lambert Lee
= Rev. Michael Jeans - Dakar to Ziguinchor
= Rev. Michael Jeans - Dakar to St. Louis, Senegal (co-bait with OxygenDeprived)
= Mattar - Abidjan, Ivory Coast to Accra, Ghana
= Stanley, co-bait with VDJ, Gadget and Jayhawk - Aba to Benin City
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FrumpyBB
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2006
Posts: 5988
Location: Germany
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Mon Mar 24, 2008 6:20 pm |
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SIR,I DON'T ENTERTAIN RIGMAROLE AND THERE IS NO ROOM FOR DILLY- DALLY.
the ball is in your cult
x 5 ARK & Co. incl. 1 safari w/ RS17 & NTBS
Dan the lotto man, ARK mugu wedding
Dennis the hitman, co-bait w/ Murry Guru
Zake (w/ SH, SL & Craig)
x 5 Modeling Mugu Meeting, w/ mewing_ghecko & Otterfan & SSC
x 2 another MMM w/ SH
x 13 Later shows and trips for the benefit of M00seknuckle, incl. the 0budu Fact Finding Mission
Come to our Eater University Baiting Tutorials Cos you deserve it. x5 x50+ x 4 -- |
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Fishhead
Master Baiter
Joined: 08 Feb 2008
Posts: 180
Location: Lurking in the shallows
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Mon Mar 24, 2008 6:32 pm |
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I had this request by all 3 of my lads. Instead of sending anything I tell them to prove that they are a customs officer and have a legal right to that information. They have dropped the request for personal information after that outside of wanting a contact phone number. |
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my mail box was hacked two days ago do not accept anything you hear from them, i repeat they are 419 SCAMMERS AND FRUADSTERS - J3r3my Bung4h1
because there should be no point waisting time again. (B4rrister Ezihe Al4kwe:Esq.) |
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Harry Bawls
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Oct 2006
Posts: 1310
Location: Somewhere, nowhere, everywhere
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Mon Mar 24, 2008 6:51 pm |
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When really pressed, I use this.................
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