Desmond and Churchill: **Calabar Confirmation**

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Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 8:31 pm

I'm glad you slapped them for not being able to read the sign.

I think you'll soon need a Desmond and Churchill photo album Laughing

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 19 Mar 2008 Posts: 1

This is too funny. I'm new to this but have some experience with these scammers. A good friend of mine was scammed out of $1k trying to adopt a child of need from one of these morons before she wised up. I've got a few leads in my catcher account, as awful as it is to say, once you put your email out there they swarm like locusts.

Anyways, great work. I'm enjoying the Continuing Adventures of Desmond and Churchill. These morons deserve their own reality show. All a TV network needs to do is attach a hidden camera crew to these two and reap the rewards! Great work!

Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 8:45 pm

Lying scammer wrote:

This is the security photo as you directed.
The photographer was processing the film that is why I delayed,however everything is OK.

and lying mugu also wrote:

I complained to the printer he said it is from the scanner they used ion scanning it originally.Howevr I have to go back to check on him.

Film? Scanner? It's a digital print onto perforated paper. I can't believe they would lie to you like that, or alternatively be so clueless Razz

. I hope the photographer charged them an arm and an extra finger for the darkroom time.

Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 9:02 pm

I'm guessing all the internet cafe's closed before they could get to me to send another letter - so we'll try again tomorrow.

I've got some ideas for "additional security measures".

I'll leave this for them to find in the morning:

Quote:

So um.

Dudes?

The flight has obviously come and gone. McClain and I are just hanging out here now, since I convinced him to stay instead of flying back. But man, guys, it wasn't easy. He got all red in the face and has just been snapping at everyone. There is more than one shopkeeper here in Calabar that he has seriously ticked off. He's talking to some big secret-type people right now - and I don't really know what they're saying, but I thought I'd send you an e-mail to let you know what's what.. But I know I am certainly not going to be talking to him.

We're headed to some town near Calabar called Ikang for the night - and we're going to have to figure out a new flight out of here tomorrow...

So why haven't I heard from you? What's going on?

This kind of sucks, guys. Don't leave a bro hangin'

Roger
Gary Conservatory
International Student Liaison

Master Baiter Joined: 01 Oct 2006 Posts: 237

Peanut wrote:

It's already 9:17 there....no way they're making their 10PM flight....

How nice of them! You didn't even need to come up with an excuse for them to miss it...they did it on their own! Always reliable D&C managing to mess something up.

I LOVE that they used 'dude' themselves! Ha! Laughing

Can't wait to see what comes next!

Great job, as always, Peanut! clapping

Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 11:36 pm

@ Peanut

I have just read your fantastic safari. Nice trophy.
I should have made my Joe take a photo of him in Benin.

clapping

Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2008 5:43 pm

So today my office gave us the day off - which is nice because I needed the sleep. BAD though for my lads - because we share a 7 hour time difference.

So as I got up this morning at noon, it was already 7PM for them....and I found many MANY increasingly worried e-mails in my box!

Quote:

sir,

I am sory for the delay,we tried our best to get in touch with you yesterday but the whole cafe has closed by 8:pm which is not proper.However the rain contributed also.I apologise for any inconvenience this might cause you.

Sir we are now going yo take another photo right now.

I wil love you to reply this mail ASAP .

Once again we really thank you so much for your love and care patient you have for us may GOD bless you both in JESUS NAME.

Regards,

CHURCHILL oKWARA.

Quote:

dude,

This the the second security photo.I believe everything is clear right now.

Get to me as soon as it is confirmed,so that we go wait for you at the Marina resort as previously sceduled.

I am still at the cafe waiting for your confirmation before going to the secure zone.

Please try as much as you can to cinfirm the photo because we are financially handicapped right now.

Hope to hear from you soon.
Regards,

Much better:

Time goes by, and finally:

Quote:

rogers,

Remember the cafe in calabar closes by 8;00pm and the photographer at the marina resort closes by 7;pm.

Do hurry up,if yiu people have gtone let us know so that we can what to do next.

Churchill.

And I finally wake up..!

Quote:

DUDES!

You won't believe it - I don't know if we ran into the same robbers that you did, or if Calabar is just full of them, but while we were heading back into town today we ran into a whole gang of them.

Agent McClain pulled out a gun, and shot two of them and the others took off but our driver refused to bring us any further, and we are back in Ikang now.

Tomorrow we will be in Calabar by 4PM. Please get online at that time and Agent McClain will send you the details about picking up your passport and I will speak to the airline tonight about getting us a new flight.

The picture looks good - that is MUCH improved. You guys did real well! Congrats!!

I'm sorry I couldn't get back to you guys sooner - our driver was being a real douche and wouldn't go anywhere for several hours. Ridiculous, right??

Anyway - back in our awful place in Ikang - we will meet up with you tomorrow. Sad

I am endeavoring to wake up early enough to get some quality baiting in with these guys......so let's hope I can! Rolling Eyes

They sent similar e-mails to Prof. Hill, but this one in particular I liked:

Quote:

Subj: CAN YOU PEOPLE TELL ME WHAT IS GOING ON ????

GOODDAY DADDY.

PLEASE CAN YOU TELL ME WHAT IS GOING ON NOW BECUASE I BELIVE THAT WE HAVE DONE THE BEST WE CAN DO HERE IN CALABAR..

DADDY I BELIVE THAT YOU KNOW THAT MARY HIS WITH US HERE AND YOU KNOW WHAT A LADY CAN DO ONCE THEY SEE THINGS NOT MOVING THE WAY THINGS SHOULD GO.

NOW YOU AND MR.WHIPPLE DO NOT WANT TO REPLY ME BACK ABOUT THE PHOTO WE HAVE SENT TO YOU WHY?

PLEASE LET ME KNOW THE START OF THINGS IF YOU ARE OKAY WITH US OR NOT PLEASE LET ME KNOW SO THAT WE KNOW THE NEXT STEP TO TAKE HERE IN CALABAR.

I WAIT URGENTLY TO HEAR FROM YOU.

Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2008 5:48 pm

@Peanut - Your baiting of these chuckle brothers is absolutely incredible... clapping

As they are in Calabar, they are not very far away from the 5imba camp in Cameroon. Any chance that you could offer them a relaxing vacation after their travels.... Rolling Eyes

Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2008 7:10 pm

So accommodating these lads!

Quote:

Thanks for your reply and I really thank GOD almighty that you guys were save and nothing happoned to you both. May the good GOD be praise for ever on this he has done in JESUS name.

Please as you have said that by tomorrow 4pm we should be online, we are going to do exactly what you said and please kindly make sure you still try your best to rebook the flight tonight as you have promised
so that we can all leave together for USA.Presently we have ran out of cash.

Please kindlt tell Professor harold hill to send us the letter of introduction in both english and french which he said he will send immediately the security photo is confirmed. We will be waiting on you by tomorrow around 4pm online.

Thanks for getting back to us bwcause we are worried since you have not written.

Hope to see you tomorrow.

Sleep tight and God bless you.

regards,

Churchill/desmond

Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2008 9:23 pm

Quote:

Presently we have ran out of cash.

Good thing they're going to meet up with you tomorrow.

Trophy Videos · Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2008 9:23 pm

What sweet lads, dude! Love the photo, Brule! Keep the surfin'! Laughing

Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2008 10:35 pm

The shorter one (Desmond?) looks like he is definitely not having a good time Laughing

Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2008 7:31 am

Peanut wrote

Quote:

You won't believe it - I don't know if we ran into the same robbers that you did, or if Calabar is just full of them, but while we were heading back into town today we ran into a whole gang of them.

Wow, I can't believe the amount of thieves baiters encounter in Africa Laughing

Peanut I can understand how tired your are 7 hours difference kills you.
I have an 8 hours difference with my safari boi

Great safari Thumbs up

Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2008 4:59 pm

Onward to glory!!!!

Quote:

DUde,

This is the security photo as you directed.

We have ran out of cash so we have to trek dowm from and to the marina resort.You can see the stress we have pass through on our faces.

However,we will be waiting for the confirmation immediately so that we can go and wait at the pick-up zone.

I think we have done our best not to let you and professor harold hill down.

Hope to hear from you immediately.We are waiting at the Cybercafer for your confirmation.

regards,

churchill/desmond.

Master Baiter Joined: 01 Oct 2006 Posts: 237

I was hoping you'd take advantage of that merry-go-round Laughing

Can't wait to read the next step!!

Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2008 6:48 pm

Peanut you are absolutely insane. I'm loving every minute of this.

Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2008 7:05 pm

That is the best photo yet! The garbage bag one was great, but the whole Don Quixote, carousel thing is brilliant! bow_down

Once again, Churchill still looks game, but Desmond looks like, "I've had just about enough of this sh*t." I think Churchill is the one who convinces him to keep on going and Desmond is going to beat the crap out of him when this is all over - just the impression I get from their expressions Laughing

eta: I just realized from reading the previous threads about these two that I have Desmond and Churchill reversed. Churchill is the sour looking, shorter one.

Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2008 7:24 pm

I almost pissed myself laughing so hard at these photos! Peanut Thumbs up

Best trophies I have seen in yonks.

Nice work! More than nice, awesome!

Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2008 8:02 pm

Peanut

Fantastic photo. I love your demented baiting skills

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 27 Jan 2008 Posts: 589

Incredible baiting and hilarious trophys Laughing

Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2008 9:09 pm

^^ Actually, Worf you've got it right. Desmond was the original, and is the shorter, sour looking one.

I think back when I posted their applications I was still getting used to them myself, and labeled them wrong Embarassed

Professor Hill has been sent to the hospital with possible appendicitis, and the flight has been rescheduled (since all my baiting stuff is on my work computer!!) Here are their thoughts:

Churchill to Roger Whipple

Quote:

dude,

I told you I have a copy of the letter of introduction in frech which professor harold sernt to me initially.

However we are able to get his assistant online David Turner but as we are speaking to him our airtime finished.Please kindly contact him so that he can
forward the letter of introduction needed by the US passport agent to collect the US passport.

Please make sure that everything goes well to day because tomorrow is esther sunday their is no cybercafe that we be open until tuesday. Unfortunately we have been droven out from where we were today,hoping tht we will make the trip today.

You know quite well ththat the delay is not from us this time around and we are not going to take another picture .

Right now we are stranded because of ,this is ths fifth time we are passing through this hard time just to get our pasport.

Tell us the next thing to do next.

Churchill/desmond

Dude you have disappointed me,but try to send us some money to take care of ourselnves because we do not know anybody in this town.

Roger Whipple to Churchill

Quote:

Guys, no other photo will be necessary - I will speak to Agent McClain for you.

Stay put until I can figure out what is going on with Professor Hill.

The letter he sent you originally was a first draft - the changes that have been made are significant, and you must have those letters.

I don't know about you, but I am worried about the Professor. Had he told you he had gone into the hospital earlier this month?

I don't know what is wrong with him. I still can't get a hold of David, can you try him again???

I will rebook the flight for Monday, or Tuesday if you won't be able to get online until then. Please let me know which date you would prefer.

Roger Whipple
Gary Conservatory
International Student Liaison

Churchill to Roger Whipple

Quote:

dudue,

I am going.

reschedule the flightn till minday.

bye for now churchill.

Trophy Videos · Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2008 10:34 pm

I love these guys, Peanut! Great pic, and excellent baiting, Brule!
Thumbs up

Master Baiter Joined: 05 Sep 2006 Posts: 170

Ouch....

Does anyone have any home remedies for removing root beer from one's sinuses.......

That merry go round needed a Not Safe While Drinking warning.....

Twisted Evil

Posted: Sun Mar 23, 2008 12:22 am

Too much fun!

Posted: Sun Mar 23, 2008 2:32 am

Quote:

Dude you have disappointed me,but try to send us some money to take care of ourselnves because we do not know anybody in this town.

Some WU/Moneygram mayhem may be in the offing later on as they try to stave off starvation. banghead

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