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Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 4:36 pm

Thanks VP, I'm sure you'll be hilarious, as usual.

Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 11:55 am

@Lou

Well I have had a hot & steamy convo with your lad and he is ripe ....errrr well maybe not Laughing

i did try to wind him up on the first call which he just did not 'get' then on the 2nd call he I think he was trying to be more'ish but me thinks more bore'ish although I think he thinks he has had a good chat even when he said he' loved me' and I of course answered 'I don't love you' he seemed pleased Laughing

Oh yeah and he is only wearing knickers Laughing

http://media.putfile.com/Sexy1-37
http://media.putfile.com/Sexy2-92

Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 6:24 pm

Brilliant VP!

He has sent three e-mails today all very excited about talking to my character. Thank you! BTW he may well be back on the phone again tonight!

Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 8:44 pm

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BTW he may well be back on the phone again tonight!

I do know how to turn them on! Laughing

He was back on the phone about 15 mins after the last convo and I told him I was trying to phone him but it said that there was 'no network' so thats my story (and I had a migrane and just couldn't be bothered with him at that moment) . I do not answer after 5pm and I do not usally answer on weekends ans since this is a 4 day weekend they will get the answer phone mostly, so he may have to hold his willy until Tuesday Laughing

Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 8:56 pm

Perfect ^^^^ tears in my eyes while laughing VP, we have to set something up again soon. I know I'll pm first Smile

Have a great weekend

Baiting Guru Joined: 04 Jan 2006 Posts: 3193

John Uno will be meeting a diplomat at Heathrow on Monday. It would be a great pity if he forgot his mobile and left it back home in Guernsey.

Since it's Easter I don't suppose you'll answer it, but voice mail is almost as good.

Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2008 11:39 am

Now I woke up this morning to 40 some missed calls from 02347039479xxx starting at 4am!! Laughing

now I cannot understand what he is saying at all but I swear he was wanking on the first call Rolling Eyes

but the volume is so low and crappy I cannot understand it:

http://media.putfile.com/02347039479xxx-1
http://media.putfile.com/02347039479xxx-2

I am not sure if this is your lovesick lad, Lou Smorals (Ha! I only just now got your name Razz

) as the number is different or another lad that needs slapping because of poor quality audio.

Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2008 10:41 am

Voicemail from a lad and we cannot understand what he is saying, have listened to it a few times but I have no idea who he is so if he is yours let me know what he is saying Very Happy

http://media.putfile.com/LaddoFriday

Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2008 7:01 pm

That is some funny stuff, VP: Very Happy

Quote:

Well I have had a hot & steamy convo with your lad and he is ripe

Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2008 7:13 pm

VP ^^^ Hmmmmm well if the lad is going to play with himself, he should at least provide you with reasonable audio quality, so everyone can hear what he is up to! I will give him a slap soon...he has jammed my inbox with heavens knows how many proclamations of love for the character! Laughing

Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2008 7:51 pm

^^^ I guess 'treat em mean to keep em keen' really does work Laughing

Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2008 5:49 pm

VP...keep the answerphone on, my laddo is going to give an epic performance this evening! So he says!

Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2008 8:34 pm

Well he has not bothered to call at all today so far and it is 8:30pm now, unless he is waiting for his neighbors to go to sleep first ... I hope he is loud and clear this time Twisted Evil

Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2008 11:30 am

VP ^^^ Hopefully you should have had a rather errrr LOUD call from busy 'twanging the wire' last night Laughing

Yes, I know that it is a pretty repulsive thought, but I thought it might make entertaining listening!

Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2008 11:20 pm

Well Lou, you have pulled! Laughing

One rather repulsively hysterically funny one way phone sex to my voicemail (now I must sterilize my mailbox because of the things he has done to it! Rolling Eyes

)

It is almost understandable and quite a good trophy for you Laughing

http://media.putfile.com/honeSex01

Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 9:31 am

VP ^^^ Thanks for hosting this idiots seduction of an answerphone! May he give many hours of entertainment to us all in the future! Laughing

419Eater is my life Joined: 20 Apr 2006 Posts: 293

Awesome, you're still doing this? I could use a UK number and a puzzling phone call or two, if you're still active. Laughing

Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 11:02 pm

Yes, still active Razz

On the first page of this thread I keep it updated as to the hours I normally answer and any details you may find handy to work into your bait, then just let me know that you are expecting a call so I can try to match up a lad to who he belongs to... easy as that Laughing

419Eater is my life Joined: 20 Apr 2006 Posts: 293

Awesome!

All right, a fellow named may be calling you asking for . Standard "over invoiced account" bait, lad is in Nigeria, claims to be a barrister.

My baiting character, , is nephew and has vouched for the barrister's trustworthiness. Wink

Posted: Sat Mar 29, 2008 9:44 pm

I've had a few hang up calls on the voicemails starting after 5:17 pm yesterday Rolling Eyes

Won't they ever learn what business hours are Laughing

Lazy sods have left no messages either.

419Eater is my life Joined: 20 Apr 2006 Posts: 293

Not sure if that's my mugu, VP. I sent him the number but he claims he did not receive the email.

Master Baiter Joined: 25 Dec 2006 Posts: 156

One of my lotto lads might call, (s)he is concerned mr Gomer has chopped his/her dolla. (s)he will be asking for J4nn3t C3l3st3.

Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2008 10:47 pm

Well the good ole flu thought it would come and visit and kick me in the head a few times so I missed a few calls Confused

Here are 2 different lads and I have a hard time trying to figure out what they are saying either it is just the delirium or they really are mumbling :

This one is a Barrister..yaddayadda
http://media.putfile.com/BarristerSonso

This one speaks jibberish a language lost to me unless I am totally pissed:
http://media.putfile.com/jibberish101

Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 3:24 am

I may or may not have a "gentleman" be calling you by the name of Thomas. I am playing the part of a CEO to Duck Duck Goose Industries.
Now as to why I have a UK number but live in the staes....hmmm

419Eater is my life Joined: 20 Apr 2006 Posts: 293

Yeah, that first one is my mugu. Thanks Wink

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