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Blogjam
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 18 Mar 2008
Posts: 8
Location: Portland, Oregon
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Tue Mar 18, 2008 1:53 am |
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HUGE noob here. Just joined.
I've been reluctant to reply to any of the scam emails I've gotten, but I did today (as I posted in another forums I frequent and recounted below). My mini-scam is RANKLY AMATEURISH to the max compared to all you experts, which I hope to learn from.
Anyway, after posting the following, a friend sent me a link to your site so I could see how it's REALLY done. But this was what I posted earlier today.
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Lately I've been getting a kick out of reading the unbelievably illiterate, convoluted stories delivered to my junk mail box regularly via our Nigerian (and other) scammers.
One of those I read today provided an added twist I thought interesting. After mentioning what I should do to obtain this vast fortune, I was shockingly informed an "impostor" was trying to abscond with my "inheritance" thus:--
"MEANWHILE, A WOMAN CAME TO MY OFFICE FEW DAYS AGO WITH A LETTER, CLAIMING TO BE YOUR TRUE REPRESENTATIVE. HERE ARE HER INFORMATION�S FOR YOU TO CONFIRM TO THIS OFFICE IF THIS WOMAN IS TRULY FROM YOU OR NOT SO THAT THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT WILL NOT BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR PAYING INTO ANY WRONG ACCOUNTS.
CLAIM�S NAME: JANET WHITE BANK NAME: CITI BANK ARIZONA, USA. ACCOUNT NUMBER: 6503809428. PLEASE, DO RECONFIRM TO THIS OFFICE, AS A MATTER OF URGENCY IF THIS WOMAN IS FROM YOU."
After a few more instructions to me about my promptly replying, they threw down their coup de grace:
"HOWEVER, WE SHALL PROCEED TO ISSUE ALL PAYMENTS DETAILS TO THE SAID MRS. WHITE, IF WE DO NOT HEAR FROM YOU WITHIN THE NEXT SEVEN WORKING DAYS FROM TODAY."
Thus, stupid or not to reply to this drivel in any fashion, I DID enjoy the pleasure of imagining their faces when they read my response:
Thank you, Professor Soludo,
I appreciate your careful attention to this matter. I'm glad Janet White reached you. Yes, she DOES represent me. Please go ahead and issue the funds to her -- I'll catch up with her later regarding any further details.
Thanks for your help! |
I was considering writing them back next week to tell them Janet was complaining to me that she had never received the funds . . . . |
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Donato
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2007
Posts: 2922
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Tue Mar 18, 2008 1:56 am |
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Read all the stickies TWICE and apply for a mentor-then go visit the surplus section and take your pick...and read the stickies again!!! |
_________________ ^^^ damn tree hugging hippy. -imike
Your are a complete ASSHOLE!! Dont you dare mail me again BASTARD!!!-george harrison
- lots
<i><b>Free Pastor Frank!!!</b></i> |
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Blogjam
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 18 Mar 2008
Posts: 8
Location: Portland, Oregon
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Tue Mar 18, 2008 1:59 am |
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Thanks Donato, will do. No fun Scamming the Scammers if you don't do it RIGHT! I'll never be up to you guys' speed, but it will be fun learning from the best! |
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Ari
Elite Baiter
Joined: 17 Sep 2004
Posts: 1269
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Tue Mar 18, 2008 2:01 am |
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Nah, you'll get the hang of this quickly. Welcome to the board. |
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DrWho
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Jan 2004
Posts: 5486
Location: Where ever I go, there I am
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Tue Mar 18, 2008 2:54 am |
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No fun Scamming the Scammers if you don't do it RIGHT! |
There really is no "right". Just different ways. Every lad is different, every one has different flaws you can use. The only way to learn is by doing. You don't have to have a mentor if you don't want one. |
_________________ "i think you people do not know whom you are talking of,i am not in any terrorist organization or planning any such of terrorist activities."
"i am not a terrorist and your america cia cna also investigate me."
"i am not a terrorist.send the shit stuff and let me get it fillied."
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"To Serve Man" |
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sheboppe
The Sparkly Member
Joined: 10 Dec 2004
Posts: 5002
Location: United States
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Tue Mar 18, 2008 4:04 am |
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@Blogjam - welcome to Eater. It sounds like you are getting a great start. Please feel free to post your questions and share your progress. |
_________________ | <a href=http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=135992> Official Eater T-Shirts</a> | <a href=http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=81028> Premium Membership</a> | ScamWarners | <a href=http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=5413> Forum Rules</a> | <a href=http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewforum.php?f=51> Baiting Tutorials</a> | <a href=http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=118738> Baiting Help</a> | <a href=http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=137846> FAQs</a> |
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sellingrich
Master Baiter
Joined: 13 Oct 2006
Posts: 247
Location: Far East LA
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Tue Mar 18, 2008 4:36 am |
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Welcome Blogjam!
What the scammer did when he saw your reply was just hit delete. The trick is to get them past the 1st or 2nd reply...think of it as fishing...nibble, nibble, TUG.... ZZZZZZZZZZWWWWWWWWWWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!
FISH ON!
Keep at it, be safe, and you'll get it. |
_________________ "all this name list and people are the trueful people that i want you to deal with not this idiots but imposters scammer like Obi Won Kenobi," James S
"Bastard! That's what you really are,I have taken your insults for too long son of a bitch!"
"I am in receipt of your email, but the contents beat my imagination."
"May your anuse turn back." Joe Morengi
"You better run for your life, because the FBI are coming to your house tomorrow to kick your ass out of your house." Barr. Jonathan
Mr kelvin Jordon that call you from our branch office in canada explain that the chicken background voice has been querried, claiming the voice was his telephone ringing tone, therefore accept my deepest appology for that. |
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ParaNoid
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 12 Sep 2006
Posts: 5123
Location: Looking for Steward.
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Tue Mar 18, 2008 5:51 am |
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Blogjam, just a little forum lingo to help you fit in better:
Scam(ming) = Bad Guys (them )
Bait(ing) = Good Guys (US )
Welcome and learn your stlye, you'll get the swing of it. Ask away... |
_________________ Gold Coins here
x 4 <b>Looking for a Mentor? Click here</b>
"If I get mad at you, please just understand me. I am just being ParaNoid because I love you so much." - unknown
Visit www.scamwarners.com |
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Blogjam
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 18 Mar 2008
Posts: 8
Location: Portland, Oregon
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Tue Mar 18, 2008 6:31 am |
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Thanks ParaNoid and everyone else. I'll remember then that I'll be BAITING the Scammers, not scamming them, lol. I'm a , not one of those for sure! |
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rumbero
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Jun 2006
Posts: 3677
Location: All the Salsa Night Clubs
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Tue Mar 18, 2008 7:10 am |
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Welcome blogjam;
Make sure you are using a safe baiting account such as G-mail or Fast mail.
Read as much as possible (homework) hehehe. Yes, you need to read and read.
Try baiting straight your first 10 baits. Go slow and don't try to go for a trophy. The trophies will come, don't worry.
The mods will give you a test in about a week to make sure you have read all the stickies |
_________________ Lagos to Tamale. Rev. Frank Lagos to Abuja
Lagos to Abuja Pr1nc3 F@w@z
Ghana to Benin's Simba Camp Joe C@rlton
Lagos to Ghana Opus Dei Templar
Nukuru to Mombasa 1,500 kms van donation
Co bait with SlowFreddy Sao Tome island to Gabon Lagos to Abuja Co, donation
YOUR WIFE WILL GIVE BIRTH TO A MONKEY, YOU ARE GOING TO SUFFER FROM EPILEPTIC,
LET YOUR MOTHER FUCK YOUR BEST FRIEND. LET YOUR FATHER FUCK A MAD STREET WOMAN, USELESS INTERNET FRAUDSTER. (barrister Dan )
I bet u , soon , u will be laying in a close casket ,
will make u understand that i'm a spiritual man (Makinwa the retarded mugu)
in juses name u will dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
( Makinwa) |
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Professor So And So
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Dec 2007
Posts: 1337
Location: Hash Conditions
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Tue Mar 18, 2008 9:52 am |
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Hey, blogjam. |
_________________ - Ibrahim - Lagos - Parakou - "Find out if there is any western union money transfer from the 5imba camp"
- Mr. Green - Germany - Amsterdam, Holland - "I'll be in a brown check suit and trousers and a brown shoe."
- Mr. Mark - Accra - Tamale - "I thank you so much for the pain,time,money and life that you caused."
- Mr. Neill - London, England - Glasgow, Scotland - "Yu are really causing confusions between us all."
- William - Accra, Ghana - Maiduguri, Nigeria
- Miracle - Benin - N'Djamena, Chad - "Too much mosquitoes"
- Godspower - Ghana - N'Djamena, Chad
- Adamu - Lagos, Nigeria - Abeche, Chad (100 days in hell) - - "SAVE ME"
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Tue Mar 18, 2008 3:19 pm |
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Welcome to eater, blogjam! Have fun, and Happy Hunting! We're always around if you need a bit of help. |
_________________ x Reven U., Fats Walla, Donny
x10 X2 MM:Mikex2, JohnK, D@rlington, Ob1, Armstrong, Ismail, TG&Friend
x3 Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra-Tamale
(19 mo.) Tina and Joe's Safari - Accra to Niger & Timbucktu
Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
x3 H3ctor & C@leb - Yankar1 & Parakou
x2 Charles and Friend-Amsterdam to Vatican
Issac to Chad
Be A Cool Cat, Like Me Trophy Videos Cool Stuff
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