This poor lad will be confused!!

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Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2008 7:27 am

I got the regular email from a guy, asking for a donation toward a humanity relief, Im giving him a runaround with my main email address, but decided to torment him with another...

Since he was so obliging with providing me with football players, perhaps he can make me a model of Bender, from Futurama...

He has already 'agreed' to send me a sample model for free, in a non existant email, but, if im keen on ordering a minimum of 500, plus paying for all the travel expenses, plus his saftey items, he may reconsider.

Here is my email to him

Hi Micheal,

Thanks for your previous correspondance.

I am glad you will be able to help me with my business deal. As previously discussed, I need someone who can make a metal sculpture, and after searching high and low, Im glad I finally came into contact with you.

I have sent you a low quality photo of the peice I need made, but, I will now attach a high quality picture. You may recognise him as Bender, from the comic series, Futurama. He is our companys logo.

Im happy with your previous arrangements (you make a one off and send it to me for my approval, then upon approval, I order a minimum of 500 at $400USD each.) I am gracious that you offered to send me the sample for free, but I can assure you because of your generous offer, we would like to do business with you and your company.

Of course, once we start a business arrangement, we will be responsible for all expenses incurred for the making of the items (from travelling allowance, to safety equipment/clothes, etc) with proper receipts.

Please let me know how soon you will have the sample finished. I own a large foundary, Benders Shiny Metal, ass. Please send all invoices to this company. I will later forward you a company letter head, so you may add all your expenses up and send them to me for payment.

I would appreciate if you can send me photos of the peice being made as well.

Looking forward to do business with you,

Adam Copeland (AKA The Edge)

Benders Shiny Metal, ass.

Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 11:58 am

**Moved here**

Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 1:58 am

Where do you guys find these artsy fartsy lads? Every time I ask them to make me something, they harp on me sending the money!
I'm dyeing to get a Richard M Nixon bust.

Trophy Videos · Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 4:00 pm

@HB - I love to see a good art bait! If you haven't read FrozBoz's baits yet, check this one out. It's masterful! Very Happy

http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=128236&highlight=

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