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Mr Wang
419Eater is my life
Joined: 25 Oct 2007
Posts: 318
Location: a mother from another place who is not your mother
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Thu Mar 13, 2008 8:33 pm |
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If I remember rightly, there was a lad referred to as goat who had any animal you wanted and many a baiter had a good laugh at his expense.
Today I got an email from a Mr "P4ST0R B4LL45" claiming to be giving away animals due to lack of space. Also in his email he had a lot of emails in CC line so I assumed it was an ASEM from a baiter who got his email list wrong... turns out he could be just a dumb lad.
Here's the original email:
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Hello Dear
I am .I am the representative of the living proof wildlife centre.We run a charity centre that breed animals and birds to keep nature in place.At moment, with little space,we are giving out some of our animals and birds to those who are interested free of charge provided that they can garantee that they will keep them well.We have as animals,Monkeys, Dogs,Rabits,and cats of all species.We have as birds just parrots ,doves and eagles.If you are interested,just get back to us so that we can arrange on how we can send them to you to create space to breed the young ones.
We wait from you for your reply if you are interested.
Best Regards
LIVING PROOF WILDLIFE CENTRE
TEL:00229 93923894
B.P 1037 COTONOU
Republic of Benin |
My reply:
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Dear Pastor,
My name is xxx and a small wildlife sanctuary in Heilonjiang, China.
I would be interested in turtles if you get, especially teenage mutant ninja breed.
Also some mice would be great, particularly the biker variety from mars.
Regards,
xxx.
(P.S, forgive the poor English. Had to use online translator, love you long time) |
Yeah, he replied..
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Dear xxx,
Turtles are rarely seen in our setup but I'm getting to
our collaborators and suppliers if it's possible to acquire
the mice too.
Thanks, till you hear from me. |
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rumbero
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Jun 2006
Posts: 3677
Location: All the Salsa Night Clubs
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Thu Mar 13, 2008 8:48 pm |
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50/50 chance he is a baiter.
If he asks for $$$ for shipping then he is a mugu. |
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will make u understand that i'm a spiritual man (Makinwa the retarded mugu)
in juses name u will dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
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Baek Ðu San
419Eater is my life
Joined: 09 Mar 2008
Posts: 472
Location: 42°00′24″N, 128°03′18″E
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Thu Mar 13, 2008 9:15 pm |
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^^^^ Biker Mice from Mars. 
Ask him if he has any Care Bears, Gummi Bears or the most elusive, the Street sharks.  |
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bobby kaye
Master Baiter
Joined: 30 Oct 2007
Posts: 133
Location: o hi yo
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Fri Mar 14, 2008 4:47 am |
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The good Pastor has contacted my catcher as well.
I believe his statement that he is checking with his supplier for the availability of Ninja Turtles and Biker Mice From Mars pretty much rules out an authentic wildlife expert.
But then again, I've never been to Africa....From what I've seen here, it's a crazy place  |
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sellingrich
Master Baiter
Joined: 13 Oct 2006
Posts: 247
Location: Far East LA
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Fri Mar 14, 2008 5:19 am |
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Did you mean "Land Shark" from Saturday Night Live?
Pizza delivery
Flowers
Candy Gram
LAND SHARK
That was a great skit. |
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Ulquiorra Schiffer
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 11 Mar 2008
Posts: 52
Location: Hueco Mundo
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Fri Mar 14, 2008 5:27 am |
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Yeah, Teenage Mutant ninja Turtles!!!
That brings me some memories 
If the guy is from Asia, ask him for cats, samurai pizza cats!!! xD |
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SlapHappy
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Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Fri Mar 14, 2008 10:55 am |
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If this guy is a lad, post his email address. I've always wanted more cats, especially saber toothed tigers.  |
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Murry Guru
Baiting Guru
Joined: 11 May 2007
Posts: 5561
Location: Turned into Ralph
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Fri Mar 14, 2008 11:16 am |
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Can you ask him for a dodo or Tasmanian tiger, they would be great to have in any animal collection |
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ChainYanker
Collecting TShirts the Hard Way
Joined: 02 Dec 2007
Posts: 1497
Location: Shouting "Fire!" in crowded theaters across America
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Fri Mar 14, 2008 4:03 pm |
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Do you have his addy? I think it's time for me to buy a new unicorn. |
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Ex.
Nature's Asshole
Joined: 28 Dec 2007
Posts: 990
Location: Hell's Presidential Suite
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Fri Mar 14, 2008 4:16 pm |
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Ask him if he has Ligers or Griffins or even Chimeras. I will happily pay for the livers of the above. Of course, pics are required. |
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ChainYanker
Collecting TShirts the Hard Way
Joined: 02 Dec 2007
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Fri Mar 14, 2008 4:38 pm |
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You do know that ligers are real animals, right? |
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"YOUR DEATH IS AT HAND HENCE YOU LEARNT HOW TO DOUBLE CROSS OTHER GUYMAN KEEP IT ON AND WATCH OUT" -Don Jack
"why is it that you dont believed that the unicorn is avaialabe" -Victoria Smith
"i have seen that you are not financially capable to handle this great opportunity maturedly" -Muhammad Bla1se
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CowboyBuck
Elite Baiter
Joined: 04 Aug 2007
Posts: 1077
Location: Riding the Western Union Trail
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Fri Mar 14, 2008 9:37 pm |
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As a Conservative who longs to live in the past,
I have always wanted a Brontosaurus for a pet. |
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Accra to Abuja to Lagos
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Right now I am getting pissed with your responses
And still you later claimed there are snakes on the road to the Western Union
Please for the sake of humanity help Mr. Felix and I to get this money |
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Ex.
Nature's Asshole
Joined: 28 Dec 2007
Posts: 990
Location: Hell's Presidential Suite
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Sat Mar 15, 2008 2:02 am |
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Yes, I know Ligers, Tigons, and Leopons are all real. It was just a progessive ladder from rare to obscure. |
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Mr Wang
419Eater is my life
Joined: 25 Oct 2007
Posts: 318
Location: a mother from another place who is not your mother
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Sat Mar 15, 2008 7:10 pm |
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It's a lad, added his email address to my original post. |
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centaur76
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 12 Nov 2007
Posts: 74
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Sat Mar 15, 2008 11:32 pm |
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i wonder would he have a male Albino Longhaired Sabretooth Husky as I have a female and want it for my breeding kennels in the Tibetan Mountains. |
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bobby kaye
Master Baiter
Joined: 30 Oct 2007
Posts: 133
Location: o hi yo
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Sun Mar 16, 2008 7:53 am |
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Not to be sidelining the thread, but a 2nd catcher account has received an ATM card offer from the same addy, $1,250,000 as compensation for my help to the good Pastor in the past.
I don't really recall doing anything for him, but I must've done....right? |
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sunshine
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2008
Posts: 2804
Location: Anywhere a lad needs setting on fire
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Sun Mar 16, 2008 7:59 am |
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Excellent. M1gg1ns 4dult 4nimal 3ntertainment needs some new actors for forthcoming movies - wonder if the lad would be interested in making some extra dollars. |
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Tommo Shanter
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Sun Mar 16, 2008 9:40 am |
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I wonder if he has two dozen smoking Beagles? My last lot developed a nasty hacking cough and died.  |
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Jigsaw Killer
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 10 Mar 2008
Posts: 34
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Sun Mar 16, 2008 1:02 pm |
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I tell you what i could really do with,
a pikachu.
i wonder if he has any of them handy?
ill have to ask |
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barneyfife
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 04 Feb 2008
Posts: 27
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Sun Mar 16, 2008 2:23 pm |
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Oh, I love the dodo suggestion! If he can get you a dodo, I'll be really impressed.
Personally, I am looking for a short-haired mastadon, but it must not have fleas. |
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sunshine
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2008
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Location: Anywhere a lad needs setting on fire
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Sun Mar 16, 2008 2:51 pm |
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He's a rare lad too as he works sundays. Just got this from him.
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I'm having big and small dogs from German, Canadian, French
and Belgium which are well fed and good looking.
Also deers, chimps, monkeys,eagles aligators,hyenas,crocs and
a gorilla etc. are all available.
Make your choices and get to me immediately.
Pastor Ballas. |
Crocodile will look nice in the fishpond I think. I'm going to strait bait him for a while, see if I can't get some pictures and get him to build some packing crates |
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so dont push my spirit to do a bad fasting for your head if not you will confam your self as a died person okay - Pastor Divine
OBOSH WILL KILL YOU AND YOUR FAMILY. YOU WILL NEVER SEE GOOD THING IN LIFE. OGUN WILL KILL YOU BASTARD SUN OF OBOSH. - Dr Oilyseagoon
AN ALIEN YOU ARE FROM THE PIT OF HELL - Abraham
I have explain this whole process to you so many times over and over again. - Spencer
Praveen - Hanuman Junction - Hyderabad x2
Bola - Accra - Cotonou Alex - Accra - Abidjan Austin - Accra - Abidjan
George - Accra - Cotonou - Lome - Niamtougou Toks London - Milford Haven
x170 Engineer Cooke vs. Temeraire x8 |
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ChainYanker
Collecting TShirts the Hard Way
Joined: 02 Dec 2007
Posts: 1497
Location: Shouting "Fire!" in crowded theaters across America
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Sun Mar 16, 2008 3:42 pm |
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Yes, he has unicorns! |
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"This deal does not have anything to do with religion because we are talking about $10.150 million us dollars" -Bangu Mali
"YOUR DEATH IS AT HAND HENCE YOU LEARNT HOW TO DOUBLE CROSS OTHER GUYMAN KEEP IT ON AND WATCH OUT" -Don Jack
"why is it that you dont believed that the unicorn is avaialabe" -Victoria Smith
"i have seen that you are not financially capable to handle this great opportunity maturedly" -Muhammad Bla1se
Earned a pony, earned a bun, still not sure what they mean --> |
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Mr Wang
419Eater is my life
Joined: 25 Oct 2007
Posts: 318
Location: a mother from another place who is not your mother
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Sun Mar 16, 2008 6:56 pm |
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He also had dodo's, dildo's and purple headed one eyed monsters..
I daren't ask for pics. |
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YOU MUST DIEEEEEEEEEEE? - Michael (aka McGrey Donald)
Mind your words or they might land you in a deep shit. - John Mboma
YOU ARE ADVISE TO SPEEDY UP IN THIS TRANSACTION OK!! - Botan Hiroshi
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benjaminbunny
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Joined: 22 May 2006
Posts: 3534
Location: escargotland
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Sun Mar 16, 2008 7:36 pm |
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bobby kaye
Master Baiter
Joined: 30 Oct 2007
Posts: 133
Location: o hi yo
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Sun Mar 16, 2008 7:43 pm |
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He has both kinds of eagles...Ordinary AND bald!!!
"Just rely on me my dear" he says.
Gee, whatta guy! |
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