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Hello I'm New here! Joined: 19 Feb 2008 Posts: 13

I had a chat with a scammer from nigeria over yahoo chat, this guy is an complete idiot. This man can clearly defy time as he changes his age no less than 3times in about 2hours
this bait is still in progress i will update it later on

I will edit the post tonight and put the rest of my quote in bold.

ji 12:17 PM

danie 12:18 PM
you got my email 12:18 PM
<ding> 12:18 PM

did I? 12:18 PM (play dumb)

red your mail and get back to me ok 12:18 PM

is the email in red? 12:19 PM
And who is "Danie" 12:20 PM
my name is Daniell, not Danie 12:20 PM

ok 12:20 PM
sorr 12:20 PM

who is sorr 12:20 PM

yme 12:21 PM
pls you got the email i send to you now 12:21 PM

you are making no sense, can you please be more cafefull when you type 12:21 PM

ok 12:22 PM
i will 12:22 PM

Who is "sorr"? and what does "yme" mean? 12:22 PM

you say that your name is Daniell, ok not danie 12:23 PM
and i say sorry for that 12:23 PM

ok, where are you from? 12:23 PM

iam from nigeria 12:24 PM
working with the eco bank nigeria plc as an Accountan 12:24 PM

oh i see 12:24 PM
I have heard many bad thing bout nigerians 12:24 PM (was getting bored, wanted to confront him

but not me ok 12:25 PM
my friend ok 12:25 PM

I have been told they are all criminals, is this true? how Can I trust you? 12:25 PM

iam an old man at 45 years now ok 12:26 PM (note his age)

i will give all my trust ok 12:26 PM

that isn ot old, my granmother is old, she is twice your age 12:26 PM

that very good 12:27 PM

you are still young 12:27 PM

let give thanks to god 12:27 PM

how can I trust you? 12:27 PM

for your mother ok 12:27 PM
pls trust me ok 12:28 PM

Im sorry i cant 12:28 PM
if you can tell me more about yourself then maybe I can 12:28 PM

i have all the Ducuments to back this transfer of this fun to your account ok 12:29 PM

I have heard many bad things about nigeria, and the deal you offer me sounds a bit like an 419scam. but If you can gain my trust I will trust you over time 12:29 PM
is it a 419scam? 12:29 PM

ok 12:29 PM
what is 419 pls tel me 12:30 PM

"Advance fee fraud" 12:31 PM

my friend you meeting a man of god ok 12:31 PM
forget all you have hard obut nigeria ok 12:31 PM

visit this website: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/419_scam 12:31 PM
I cannot forget it. I see it everywhere on the internet/tv 12:32 PM

is my bank they 12:32 PM

I will make up my own mind about you 12:32 PM

ok 12:32 PM
but one thing pls 12:32 PM
this is not a scam ok 12:32 PM

This scam usually begins with a letter-form e-mail[8] sent to many target recipients making an offer that will purportedly result in a large payoff for the intended victim. The stories behind the offers vary, but the standard plot is that a person or government entity is in possession of a large amount of money or gold. 12:32 PM

trust me ok 12:32 PM

read the website i send you 12:33 PM

ok 12:33 PM
i will do that now ok 12:33 PM
iam not 2 good in chrting ok 12:33 PM

what is "chrting" 12:34 PM

chat 12:34 PM
pls 12:34 PM
my friend trust ok 12:35 PM

i am asking you for the last time, can you please be more cafefull when you type 12:35 PM

ok 12:35 PM

i cannot read this jibberish full of spelling and grammar mistakes 12:35 PM

ok 12:36 PM

tell me a bit more about yourself 12:36 PM

like say pls trust me ok 12:36 PM

then I will trust you 12:36 PM

what type of doctor are you? 12:36 PM (mmm, this should be interesting)

i have a Dr? Degree 12:38 PM
doctorate in accounting 12:38 PM
are you there my friend 12:39 PM

yes 12:39 PM
i am asking you for the last time, can you please be more cafefull when you type 12:39 PM
what is a "DR? DEGREE" 12:39 PM
type correctly 12:39 PM

didnt they teach you proper english? 12:39 PM

iam not good in writing 12:41 PM
but i understan english very well ok 12:41 PM

how did you get your DR degree, when you cannot write property? 12:41 PM

i i write but not property 12:42 PM
and i understan ok 12:43 PM

i can see that 12:43 PM
nevermind 12:43 PM
ok, where did you complete your docors degree? 12:43 PM
at what university? 12:43 PM

well i complete my docors degeree in the univerty of nigeria 12:44 PM
in the year 1965 12:45 PM (What?! only 45 and he got his degree in 1965? this will be fun

oh i see 12:45 PM
1965? 12:45 PM

yes pls 12:45 PM

you sure, 1965? 12:46 PM

after the nigeria independent 1960 12:47 PM

oh thats cool. 12:48 PM
you say you are 43? 12:48 PM

i say iam 45 12:48 PM mmm, still nothing, damn I wonder if this guy can count?)

oh, so you got your doctors degree when you were 2years old? 12:49 PM
we are in the year of 2008, minus 45, that is 1963 12:49 PM
so you vere born in 1963 and you got your doctors degree when you were 2 years old in 1965? 12:50 PM

iam going to 48 year now ok 12:50 PM (errrm, WTF?!)

if you are 48, you got your doctors degree when you were 5years old. 2008-48=1960 12:51 PM
1965-1960=5years old 12:51 PM
do they allow that in nigeria? 12:52 PM

yes pls 12:52 PM

wow 12:52 PM (what an idiot, still gets better)
normally kids in america go to school only when they are 6/7 years old 12:53 PM

ok 12:53 PM

then they complete more than 10years of school 12:53 PM

that america ok 12:53 PM

then they study for at least 5years to be a doctor 12:54 PM

that is america not nigeria ok 12:54 PM (lol, i wonder if anyone could believe such a story)

okok, i believe you 12:54 PM
how old were you when you started to study? 12:54 PM

20 12:55 PM
<ding> 12:55 PM

20? 12:55 PM (must be a mistake, or this guy has a very short memory)

yes 12:55 PM

is it not true that you graduated in 1965 then? and are you 48? 12:56 Pm

i say iam 12:56 PM
are you a barister 12:56 PM
or a loyer 12:57 PM

were you born in 1960? 12:57 PM
or what year please help me 12:57 PM

65 12:58 PM

you were born in 1965? 12:58 PM

yes 12:58 PM

why do you tell me that you got your doctors degree in 1965 if you were born in 1965? 12:59 PM
did you get your doctors degree in 1965? 12:59 PM (this guy is probably mentally challenged)

so are you not understanding friend 1:00 PM

no. 1:01 PM
please just tell me this 1:01 PM
1. what year were you born 1:01 PM
2. what year did you get your doctors degree 1:01 PM
3. how old are you now? 1:01 PM
if you can supply me with that I can trust you 1:02 PM

pls 1960 ok 1:02 PM

answer like this: 1. 2. 3. 1:03 PM
<ding> 1:04 PM
<ding> 1:04 PM
<ding> 1:04 PM
helooooo? 1:05 PM

it a bad net work 1:06 PM
<ding> 1:07 PM

ok 1:07 PM

answer the questions 1:07 PM
I need those 3 answers 1:07 PM
then we can carry on 1:07 PM

Answer 1 July 5TH 1968 1:08 PM

the rest? 1:09 PM

Answer 2: 3years back (1st of May 2005) 1:10 PM
Answer 3: Am a man of 48year 1:10 PM
ok 1:11 PM

how can you be 48 if you were born in 1968 1:11 PM
we are in 2008 1:11 PM
2008-1968=40years old, not 48 1:11 PM
if your are 48 you were born in 1960 1:12 PM
explain that to me plz 1:12 PM

Am not here for a family date 1:13 PM
Or me disclosein my Age to you 1:14 PM
When i really know nothing about you 1:14 PM

Are you not telling me the truth about these things? 1:14 PM

All i need for you is your truth and let make this Transfer Work 1:15 PM
What really do you want to know about me 1:15 PM

We need truth from both sides 1:15 PM
just tell me the truth about those 3questions, the I can trust you 1:16 PM
<ding> 1:18 PM

i ahve to tell the truth about my Age 1:19 PM
I am not among the 60 1:19 PM

yes? 1:19 PM

Can i send you my Bank ID 1:19 PM

no 1:19 PM
just tell me now 1:19 PM

? 1:19 PM

so you can belive me\ 1:20 PM

I dont trust bank ID 1:20 PM

just tell me now 1:20 PM

i have notting to tel you ok 1:20 PM
notting i can do ok 1:21 PM
ok 1:21 PM

why? 1:21 PM

i will live the rest to god ok 1:21 PM

what? 1:21 PM
to punish you? 1:21 PM

you are punish me ok 1:24 PM

how? 1:24 PM

if you are not willing on this project then forget ok 1:25 PM

I AM WILLING 1:25 PM
IT IS YOU THAT IS WASTING TIME BECAUSE YOU ARE LYING TO ME 1:26 PM
ALL I WANT IS THE TRUTH 1:26 PM (getting pissed off at his incompetance)

so wey all this 1:26 PM

ALL I WANT IS THE TRUTH, BUT ALL I GET IS LIES, SO HOW CAN I TRUST YOU? 1:26 PM

can i call you on a phone pls 1:26 PM

WHY 1:27 PM

All I require is your honest cooperation to enable us see this deal through.I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law.I will procure all necessary Legal documents furnish me with the below information to enable the bank transfer the fund to your bank account.
(1) Your phone and fax number for easy conversation
(2) Your occupation and your age. 1:27 PM
so wey all this age this and this wey 1:28 PM

i WANT TO GET TO KNOW YOU, SO THAT I CAN TRUST YOU 1:28 PM
BUY YOU LIE TO ME 1:28 PM
HOW CAN I TRUST YOU IF YOU LIE TO ME? 1:29 PM

pls i niver lie to you ok 1:29 PM

YOU DO 1:29 PM
YOU TELL ME YOU ARE 45 THEN 48 1:30 PM
THAT IS A LIE 1:30 PM

dont say i lie to you ok my friendd 1:30 PM

YOU DID LIE TO ME 1:30 PM

ok 1:30 PM
but i niver lie ok 1:30 PM
dont say lie to you 1:30 PM

if it wasnt a lie what was it then? 1:31 PM

if you are ok 1:31 PM

tell me 1:31 PM

pls 1:31 PM

if it wasnt a lie what was it then? 1:31 PM

ok 1:32 PM
but if you are willing then let move on 1:32 PM
and get this fun transfer to you ok 1:32 PM
ok 1:32 PM
forget all this age ok 1:33 PM

listen an listen carefully, you are wasting my time. 1:33 PM
If you can provide me with truthfull answers for those 3 questions, we can move on 1:33 PM

then forget me ok 1:33 PM

if not, you can go screw a goat 1:33 PM (really mad now)

if you are not willing ok 1:34 PM

I think you are a scammer, a very bad scammer 1:34 PM (I thought it would be over by now)
I am willing, YOU ARE NOT 1:34 PM

you are are a scammer ok not me 1:35 PM

HOW 1:35 PM
HOW CAN i BE A SCAMMER? 1:35 PM

so can we move on pls 1:36 PM
and forget all this age ok 1:36 PM
and get this fun transfer ok 1:36 PM

OK i WILL TELL YOU MY ANSWES TO THOSE 3 QUESTIONS, AND THEN YOU KNOW ME 1:36 PM

we dont have all time in this life ok 1:37 PM

then you answer them, ok? 1:37 PM

ok 1:37 PM

why not? 1:37 PM

go on ok 1:37 PM

1. born in 1958 1:37 PM
2. I got my degree at UCLA I am a lawyer 1980 1:38 PM
3. i am 50years old 1:38 PM
your turn 1:39 PM

ok 1:39 PM
send all you ifo to my email bus ok 1:40 PM
i belve you ok 1:40 PM

why 1:40 PM

my lawyer 1:40 PM

send me your info first 1:40 PM

my ifo like 1:41 PM

1. what year were you born, 2. what year did you get your doctors degree, 3. how old are you now?

pls send me a mail and i will reply ok 1:43 PM

why 1:43 PM
send it here 1:43 PM

no 1:44 PM

Why not 1:45 PM
I have done it 1:45 PM
why cant you? 1:45 PM

no 1:45 PM

why not 1:45 PM

pls i can see that you are not willing to do this business ok 1:45 PM

YOU ARE NOT WILLING MY FRIEND 1:46 PM

wey all this 1:46 PM

I AM WILLING 1:46 PM
I HVE SEND YOU INFO 1:46 PM
YOU DONT WANT TO SEND ME INFO 1:46 PM

send to my bus ok 1:50 PM

what? 1:50 PM

send your ifo tom my bus ok 1:51 PM
then we can move on ok 1:51 PM
or you forget 1:51 PM

what info do you need? 1:51 PM

(1) Your phone and fax number for easy conversation
(2) Your occupation and your age. 1:52 PM
then we can move on 1:52 PM

you already know my occupation and your age 1:53 PM
now I want to know yours 1:53 PM

send to my email bus

That is that for today I had to go to gym, he said he wantd my contact details so I gave him a URL or a gay porn site, the follow up should be intersting

Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 1:10 am

I really like the math modality, can't believe I never thought to use it. As a straight baiter that can really extend things. Thanks for sharing this one...

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 19 Feb 2008 Posts: 13

hehe, my pleasure! hope you guys enjoy it!

Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 11:11 am

What's an email bus? Confused

And he's clearly copying and pasting a couple of steps from a script as to what you need to do next Laughing

Posted: Fri Mar 14, 2008 8:28 pm

This guy sure likes the word 'ok', doesn't he? In fact, he likes it so much, he said it sixty-three times! (Yes, I have a lot of time on my hands.)

In second place of his most favourite words -- 'pls'.

What? How many times does he say that? Count it yourself. Razz

Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2008 5:18 pm

@SA-scambaiter

Quote:

you are are a scammer ok not me

Lad logic defies all logic. banghead

If you can't convince a potential victim, that you acquired a doctors degree when you were two years old, then accuse them of being a scammer.
I can't believe that He's accusing you of being a scammer. Sad

Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2008 7:44 pm

Ya know my most fun with the lads is when I can confuse the heck out of them. When I get done with them I want them reaching for a bottle of aspirin. Laughing

Thanks for the fun read. I love how it was suppose to be a "fun transfer".

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 19 Feb 2008 Posts: 13

Baek �u San wrote:

@SA-scambaiter

Quote:

you are are a scammer ok not me

Lad logic defies all logic. banghead

If you can't convince a potential victim, that you acquired a doctors degree when you were two years old, then accuse them of being a scammer.
I can't believe that He's accusing you of being a scammer. Sad

I doubt this guy went past grade 3

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