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darkblue
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 12 Mar 2008
Posts: 18
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Thu Mar 13, 2008 9:37 pm |
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Hi All
Sent out 20 or so emails yesterday, had loads of replies and I'm really enjoying asking them lots of one liner questions per email and reading those long replies.
The Fedex lad is my favourite so far, I can tell he's bursting at the seams to get my �285 but unless I get that invoice from him my accounts dept can't pay it although the money is only a mouse click away, I've assured him that.
It's great watching the football and wasting their time too.. |
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thedevguy67
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Joined: 10 Jan 2007
Posts: 14513
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Thu Mar 13, 2008 10:41 pm |
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Welcome to eater. Just be sure to bait safe. Also, I'm sure you could ask this fed ex lad a number of questions (one per e-mail) regarding this delivery |
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darkblue
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 12 Mar 2008
Posts: 18
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Thu Mar 13, 2008 11:00 pm |
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Sure will |
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Dutch
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2007
Posts: 4204
Location: Dislocated
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Fri Mar 14, 2008 5:20 pm |
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It's great watching the football and wasting their time too.. |
You mean watching football is also wasting your time? :p |
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Obi-Wan Knievel
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Joined: 10 Dec 2006
Posts: 1486
Location: Bald Knob, NF
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Sat Mar 15, 2008 3:09 am |
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I absolutely love the FedExx lads! If I may share a little method with you that usually drives them right over the falls...
First, insist on an invoice. After all, you've dealt with FedExx before (who hasn't) and an invoice was provided every time. After they moan and whine, they'll provide one for you, though you may have to invoke the no-invoice-no-payment condition first. Then assure them that you'll pay them that very day, so get ready to release the shiny metal mystery-box. THEN wait for them to remind you, and tell them that you paid it that day so they need to check again. When they come back again, assure them that you paid by credit card at your local FedExx office. You even have a receipt (number available on request). Make them 'splain in detail why a FedExx office cannot accept a payment made to Fedexx. After all, Eugenia at FedExx assured you that your payment would be processed without delay. They are likely to provide some choice siggy material, but it leaves the bait open.
If you play it right, you can add a week to your bait just with that. Don't worry nothing aboot their deadlines - those are entirely negotiable. Lads don't mind waiting a day or two. |
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darkblue
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 12 Mar 2008
Posts: 18
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Sat Mar 15, 2008 12:47 pm |
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Thanks for that, he's stalling for that invoice here's his reply:
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we thanks for your mail of today concerning what you said how do you expect us to send airway bill invoice to you without you paying the fee that is impossible and is not been done any where in the world it when you make payment receipt can be issued on your name
so my good brother as you know that we are a private courier company operating all over the world and we can cheat you as soon as you send the money we will immediately dispach your ATM CARD and give you your airway bill number to enable you track your ATM CARD in good faith and start making withdrawal of your payment in any atm machine any where in the world
so go ahead immediately and send the $285. by western union money transfer with information below
RECEIVER: NDUKA OBASI
ADDRESS fedex COURIER HOUSE NIGERIA
TEXT QUESTION: WHAT FOR
TEXT ANSWER fedex FEE
as soon as you send the money reconfirm the mtcn control number and the seners name and address so that we can act accordingly and dispach your ATM CARD
awating to hear from you
regards
nduka obasi |
I love how he calls me "good brother" bonus, he also wants the fee in dollars now |
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darkblue
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 12 Mar 2008
Posts: 18
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Sat Mar 15, 2008 12:51 pm |
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~ dutchbait,
Depends if my teams winning |
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bill2
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Sep 2006
Posts: 5495
Location: Yeah who can tell me where I am?
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Sat Mar 15, 2008 1:08 pm |
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@darkblue
Welcome here and please say Hello to Mr. Ugo for me
Invoice ,eh That's a nice angle, I might insist on one
Stay safe and read a bit here how to do that and get a mentor as backup, is always handy and they come for free!
Have fun |
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darkblue
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 12 Mar 2008
Posts: 18
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Sat Mar 15, 2008 1:12 pm |
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bill2
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Sep 2006
Posts: 5495
Location: Yeah who can tell me where I am?
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Sat Mar 15, 2008 1:26 pm |
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I don't recognize titles, I'm afraid that he never went to school anyway
My standard answer would get too complicated if I had to add titles, it's their time and money, not mine |
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darkblue
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 12 Mar 2008
Posts: 18
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Sat Mar 15, 2008 1:37 pm |
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I've got him calling my k7 number and leaving messages now |
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bill2
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Sep 2006
Posts: 5495
Location: Yeah who can tell me where I am?
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Sat Mar 15, 2008 1:47 pm |
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Very good! that's costing him. Unfortunately I live in Frank (Frank slide, South West Alberta) and we had another land slide so the phone doesn't work 24/7, I paid up and I'm trying now to send him the numbers(in big empty jpg files) he already has a few gig on his computer trying to open scan after scan.
Read this http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=132167&highlight=
and ask a moderator to move us behind a login, we might get caught when he starts google-ing. |
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darkblue
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 12 Mar 2008
Posts: 18
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Mon Mar 17, 2008 7:30 pm |
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Update on Dr Ug0
It appears he's having trouble collectin my cash.
BELOW IS YOUR CONSIGNMENT INFORMATIONS.
CONSIGNMENT TYPE: ONE TRUNK BOX.
COLOUR: BRONZE,
SIZE: 29" X 20" X 7"
WEIGHT: 37. KG
REFERENCE NUMBER: 7482564798
CONSIGNMENT CODE: 223/XY/41
PLEASE DO FORWARD THE PAYMENT INFORMATIONS IMMEDIATELY.
REGARD,
DR JOSEPH UG0
The Western Union number is 1741939872. Test question is "Where do I live?" The anwser is "Haggis Supper"
ATTN DEAR CUSTOMER,
THIS IS TO INFORM YOU THAT WE HAVE BEEN TO THE WESTERN UNION OFFICE, AND WE ARE TOLD THAT THERE IS NO MONEY WITH THE INFORMATIONS YOU SENT. PLEASE I WILL ADVICE YOU TO SEND ME THE SCAN OF THE PAYMENT SLIP TO ENABLE US PICK THE MONEY AND DELIVER YOUR PACKAGE.
REGARD,
DR JOSEPH UG0.
Dear Mr. Ug0
As soon as you get this email contact me or I will cancel to Western Union payment!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What is going on here? this is my last attempt to sort this out, payment was sent for $571 (�285) you can see from the scan, if this money is not picked up within the next 2 hours i will contact Western Union and cancel the payment, do you understand, I have never had this problem with FedEx before, you have 2 hours to reply or I will cancel the transfer..
Fake Western Union file attached |
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CowboyBuck
Elite Baiter
Joined: 04 Aug 2007
Posts: 1077
Location: Riding the Western Union Trail
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Mon Mar 17, 2008 7:58 pm |
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Did the lad first ask for 285 GBP and later for 285 dollars? |
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Right now I am getting pissed with your responses
And still you later claimed there are snakes on the road to the Western Union
Please for the sake of humanity help Mr. Felix and I to get this money |
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darkblue
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 12 Mar 2008
Posts: 18
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Mon Mar 17, 2008 8:02 pm |
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He did, he only asked once for $285 I think, probably a typo from him. |
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Mon Mar 17, 2008 9:01 pm |
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Wanna piss him off some more...tell him you made a mistake, and thought he meant $28.50. Tell him you only have $30.00 in your checking account...then later, tell him you needed to put new tires on your bike, and only have 2.80 left. Does he want that? You might get your allowance next week if you mow the lawn on Saturday... |
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justinv
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 11 May 2007
Posts: 94
Location: Australia
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Mon Mar 17, 2008 10:18 pm |
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Mate youv'e got one hell of a good siggy here:
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we are a private courier company operating all over the world and we can cheat you as soon as you send the money |
Is this a confession? |
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thud419
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2006
Posts: 3193
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Tue Mar 18, 2008 9:54 am |
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A lot of lads seem to have a problem with the construction "can not". They always seem to miss out the "not". My guess is that it may have something to do with their native language syntax.
But it is striking how often the resulting sentence is a confession of scamming, and the lads do have a sense of humour. |
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darkblue
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 12 Mar 2008
Posts: 18
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Tue Mar 18, 2008 2:06 pm |
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~ justinv,
Right enough, so I have |
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