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Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2008 7:50 pm

Only one lad left VM today and no one called when I had the phone ready for them ... lazy bunch of bastards Laughing

@e6ffdyr0
This lad wants 'Willy' I assume that is for you Very Happy

and has never, apparently, hear of a voice mail. and he started phoning after 5pm Rolling Eyes

http://media.putfile.com/wants-Willy-1wav

@4X
No call for the money today either, a few early & late hang ups on the VM but none during my 'business hours' . Tell him I go to play bingo in the early mornings and watch the soaps in the evening and do not answer the phones then Laughing

Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 8:59 pm

Hello VPM,

Pimped your number to a Mr. Emef@ Adzewino. He is to call Miss Ann Thr0pe, personal assisant to L@ika Bohic@, about arranging release of the inheritance consignment of Dr. Goldern. L@ika is the boss from hell and hasn't told Ann about this deal so go to town, whatever you want.

Cheers,
bohigal

Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 1:36 pm

Call this morning to my voicemail and this must be an older bait as he is using my old phone number ending in 419. I think he is 'Elliot'??? and I am 'Sandy'?? anywhoo I think he is trying to comfort me by assuring everything will be alright if I just go and pay the money now Laughing

http://media.putfile.com/Elliot-Sandy

Another VM from my old number I think his name is Greg and mentioning a payment made and he works at 'something' Fabrics?
http://media.putfile.com/GregFromFabrics

This old phone number ending in 419 is no longer being used for baits, there is only one bait attached to that number, which why the voice mail has a message that 'this is office...etc' soif you are still using my old number this may bugger up your baits, use my new number

Master Baiter Joined: 25 Dec 2006 Posts: 156

Hi VPM !
I'll give your number to a few of my lotto lads.
They'll want to speak to J4nn3t C3l3st3
I've been bulk baiting them so the ones whose modalities
don't quite fit my script might be a little confused. I'm sure
you can add to that. Wink

Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 11:04 am

You may get a call for Brian Thomas a miner from Dr Mohammed, do as you wish with him, he wants Brian to invest in a gold mine I think.
Sorry about the rush but he aught me off guard on the phone just now

Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 7:42 pm

The lads are mighty quiet lately only a couple hangups in the last few days Crying or Very sad

I just know there are a couple left I have not pissed off yet Laughing

Not quite a Newb Joined: 19 Feb 2008 Posts: 36

C@sh from 1r@q
--------------

Trunk of cash coming from a US Army Sargeant (P3t3rs) from Iraq. Payment for delivery. 'Emily' has been to London once, but could not find the company at the address given.

R3V. B@RRY W1LL1AMS (SC@MMER)
CR0SSB0W SECURITY COMPANY
165A KATH3RINE ROAD, 3AST HAM,
LONDON

Could you get the lad to go on mini safari? To meet up to receive payment for consignment. Somewhere in midlands maybe? Wink

Thanks,
BrokenEmglish

Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 10:44 pm

I will be glad to (annoy) speak to him Laughing

I'll let you know if he calls[/code]

Not quite a Newb Joined: 19 Feb 2008 Posts: 36

Another Trunk of C@sh
----------------------

Mr.Botha(SC@MMER) is as asking Em1ly to pick up another consignment of cash from somewhere in London.

Again, just jerk with him, ask him to meet under the clock at Waterloo or whatever. I'll give him your number now.

Thanks,
BrokenEnglish

Posted: Fri Mar 14, 2008 2:00 pm

Well one of them phoned earlier this morning, really crap connection ... so I could understand little but he told me call the 'diplomat' or whoever so I said ok. I will post the short audio convo later tonite.

So now I am waiting for him to phone me and been waiting all day ho hum...or sumfin like that Wink

so if your lad emails you stick with the fact that 'I/you' thought that they were phoning me Twisted Evil

. When it comes to lads being in different countries I do try to mix the messages up and make one mad at the other one Laughing

Not quite a Newb Joined: 19 Feb 2008 Posts: 36

Impressed one actually called, these two lads are really lazy and reluctant to even pick up the phone.... Rolling Eyes

You hopefully will get another call before close of play today.....

Thanks again,
BrokenEnglish Smile

Posted: Sun Mar 16, 2008 5:16 pm

VP - could you field a call for me?
This is one keen lad, Barrister St.Patrick Et3ng
He is working on behalf on Professor Dr Ms N1na M1lha and has been promised by me that his payment has finally been sent to the correct person at the correct place. (yeah right!)
Please could you accept an incoming call from him, I'll be giving your number out as my new mobile so he can contact me on Monday.
It would be just my luck that I lost it while I was out at the local lap dancing club/brothel. You just happened to find it, along with all my clothes (!?!)
would he like you to search for the paperwork? (Moneygram $9,050)

Thanks

Posted: Sun Mar 16, 2008 7:38 pm

Sounds like fun to me!!

Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 5:06 pm

Had a couple calls from 00233244879XXX when I popped out for a few mins, they left no messages nor did they try back after 1pm Confused

Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 5:26 pm

Quote:

thanks for your information again to me that you can be reached on your new mobile phone number and I just call you now and it's on answering machine.

That's my lad!
I'll ignore him until Thursday, hopefully he'll try again

Not quite a Newb Joined: 19 Feb 2008 Posts: 36

VP - And... another one. I have a female character (Em1ly) that all the lads want to chat to.

She has to pay for the delivery of a package, and it is proving a little complicated. String the lad "3dw@rd" along, the usual.

Thanks,
BrokenEnglish

Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2008 1:07 pm

@slowfreddie

I am now an extortionist Twisted Evil

and your lad seems keen on meeting my mate Dave to get 'his' phone back Laughing

my first call is not uploading but the 2nd call is good and has the best info anyway...but laddo wants a london safari me thinks? NSFW just some mild swearing on my part Laughing

http://media.putfile.com/Extortion-1

Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2008 2:52 pm

Now that made me giggle, all he wanted was the receipt scan, now I'm stuffed, I haven't got the receipt, I'll ask him if he knows where it is. Following his call to you I've had a rambling message from him about me losing my wallet. I'll upload it and add it to this thread shortly.
He is in Benin or Ghana but if he has a UK friend then see if you can arrange a web cam meet or a safari.

The answer phone message he left me :
Patrick-finds-my-wallet

Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2008 4:45 pm

VP could you field a call please from a V1ct0r w1ll1@ms. He is expecting to have a lurrved up call with a . Be as obscene as you like!!

Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2008 11:12 pm

Sure Lou, I don't do luvy dovey as I am sure you are aware of ... but I can be abnoxious overbearing and slightly evil 'relative' or friend who asks too amny questions Laughing

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 19 Mar 2008 Posts: 2

~ vpmanchester,

I think I almost needed to change my drawers I laughed so hard.

Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 8:51 am

Thanks VP! That is rather what I was counting on!! Laughing

Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 2:17 pm

VP - could you please field a call(s) for me. My character (Wendy Burgers, a mega rich toff) is based in Florida, USA and is baiting a NOK scammer from Ivory Coast called Ruth K0ms0n and the Director (Fr4nk N0bl3) of the security company (Viga Assistance Security) holding the trunk load of cash. Fr4nk and Ruth are expecting $2500 via MG today to release the trunk load of cash. They have also been pestering me for a "working" tel. #.

If you would kindly be my PA, Polly Merise, I will inform them that you and I have just arrived in London, England for an Easter Break and some serious retail therapy.

Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 2:28 pm

VP my bait doesn't need a phone call after all Smile

Thanks for standing by and keeping my spirits up.(and his down Wink

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And for those who haven't used her service yet, VP is a great inn keeper for "f4wlty t0w3rs" and can add an extra dimension to your bait as she hase done many times for me. Very Happy

Very convincing for my "friends" bow_down

Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 3:29 pm

Thanks bill, I look forward to your future baits Laughing

always ready to work at the F. Towers anytime.

@writeon

Quote:

If you would kindly be my PA, Polly Merise,

I will be happy to play the PA although I do have problems remembering who I am at the best of times Laughing

but I am sure any of the lads never notice my name changes anyway Wink

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