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Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

F is still being held in the clutches of the evil Interp0l Agent Thomas Jones. I'm not ready to give up on that angle yet, as I still believe I can get more out of Dan. He did just send me the Valjean mugshots, and he promises to get me the forms filled out.

Dan really hates Jones. I mean, he really, really hates Jones. Very Happy

F isn't sure where she is being held, but I think she has told Dan that it might be Accra. Just one more reason for Dan to make the trip.

Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 2:27 pm

Greg hasn't replied. He may have dumped Cinnamon Sad

But if ARK, Dan, or any other lads want to talk to the "entertainment" for the party, they can reach Cinnamon at [email protected]

Wink

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

Worf, I might just put your lass in touch with Dan. I'll see if Dan would like a professional escort. Very Happy

Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 3:48 pm

Sounds good Smile

Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 4:50 pm

Judging it by some of the stuff I'm waiting for a reply to, including characters who are going along with his scams, I think Dan hasn't been online for a few days.

He goes AWOL from the web for a week or so from time to time, whether its his studies, mom cracking the whip, or just being too 'brook' for the cafe fees, I guess we'll never know.

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 1731

Dan left some off line messages this morning. JH, looks like you are getting your forms, he is worried about some money.

Quote:

dan: fiona?
dan: i'll be sending the final forms tomorrow or today
dan: ok just take heart babe
dan: please don't sign the funds for Mr Jones ok
dan: i'll get u out of there as fast as possible
dan: ok
dan: bye

Due to RL business F has not had the chance to hint that she may be in Accra.

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

Dan has confirmed.

Quote:

Ok but make surewheni get to accra i'll meet you people there at the hotel please give me the time and how many people are coming and tell me if my prinz is coming i don't want any let down getting there ok promise me that this will be no games ok i'll see what i can do till then.

The idiot. I sent him the itinerary along with the invitation.

Hopefully Dan will not be let down. Twisted Evil

As to our plucky hero and his attempt to get into the bad check biz, he sent one of my characters (who had been complaining that he hadn't gotten a check yet) the following:

Quote:

Hello Mr J,
Don't worry my customer will send you the payment through a check and you will take the check to your bank and deposit it.

just don't burder youself when they send you the payment just get back to us.

Regards,

Hung L33

General Manager

I will try not to "burder" myself.

Chucky's secretary will have to respond to Dan and answer his questions, and she will naturally ask if Dan requires an escort for the evening (which I'm sure Dan will). Worf, I'll then put him in touch with you.

Posted: Sat Feb 23, 2008 7:44 pm

This time it seems vice versa Sad

Dan will, youknowwho won�t...
He just sent me a google hit of Pr. E-A

Quote:

20:31 (Vor 6 Minuten)
<citation from an Eater post, snipped>.
forum.419eater.com/forum/report.php?p=989953 - 16k - Cached - Similar pages - Note this
More results from forum.419eater.com �

and one minute later this :

Quote:

20:34 (Vor 2 Minuten)
IF YOU WANT ME , ONLY CALL I WILL BE VERY BUSY FOR THE NEXT FEW DAYS

Wise or not? At any rate, inviting guests is difficult these days, JH.

Posted: Sat Feb 23, 2008 11:40 pm

Dan hasn't got the hang of this cheque scam at all. Why would I want to make my transfer before the 'customers' have sent me a cheque?

Quote:

Hello Mrs Anna,

The company told me to ask if you can make the payment through western union to UK or China,or we give you an account details,please get back to us with your opinion,but i think western union will be more convinient to you.
Get back to us as fast as possible.

Best regards,

Hung Lee.

General Manager.

Quote:

Dear Mr Lee,

What is going on? are you drunk?

You want me to be a representative, now you want me to 'make a payment'?

Anyway, it is illegal to send money out of Ghana by any method other
than a bank transfer.

--
Anna Lynne Jecti0n

Quote:

Hung Lee to me

show details 11:48 AM (11 hours ago)

Reply

Hello Mrs Anna,

Ok should i send you the bank details so you can make your transfer so we can tell our customers to contact you.
Please get back to me there is no much time you need to make this payment so we can proceed.

Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 6:49 am

I�m joining the check industry, but only as a meaning of confirming my master�s soon to be absence Smile

To his email

Quote:

Hello Mr E Ri,
> how are you today,i hope you are fine.
> the company is still waiting for you to make a final decision.

I wrote

Quote:

Dear Signore,

Pr E-A has allowed me to do a little extra-curricular
business on my own but I am not to start with BEFORE March 10th because
my Lord is preparing an African trip (to Ghana, precisely), and being
his butler I have to acconpany him. I will be available for you from
March 10th on.

In the meantime, what exactly can I do you for you, Mr. H L? I
could prepare some banking matters or you send me more detailed
information.

Wishing you a fine Dominica,

Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 10:33 pm

Cinnamon is more than willing to escort Dan to the big event Wink

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 5:27 am

As an "escort" made "available" to Dan by the great Barry S, who takes care of simply everything, even of an escort BEFORE the actual meeting Very Happy

or would you like to be an old friend of mine who thinks she HAS met a Mr. Dan before at that funky Monaco Casino party the previous autumn?

EDIT oops, you already know each other Cool

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 1731

Dan really does hate agent J0nes.

Quote:

dan: Once upon a time a bird fell in love with a white rose. One day she (bird) proposed him (white rose), but white rose refused. White rose said I don't love you. Bird daily came and proposed him. Finally, white rose said when I will turn red, I will love you. One day bird came and cut her wings and spread her blood on the rose and the rose turned red. Then the rose realized how much bird loved him but it was too late because bird was dead. So respect the love and feelings of the person who loves you and forward this to everybody on your list and forward it to me if you think I am a good friend
F: wow
dan: kool
dan: hw is ur day
F: i went driving today with agent j0nes
F: your car is wonderful, when are you coming?
dan: i believe next month
dan: how is the car
F: next month?
dan: is it speedy?
F: very speedy
F: you should see it
dan: don't worry ok
dan: so hw are u doing babe?
F: not very well
dan: ok
F: i think i am pregnant
dan: u mean wat?
dan: for who?
F: who do you think?
dan: jones?
F: yes, what am i going to do?
dan: y could u?
F: what do you mean?
dan: get pregnant for that pig
F: it's not like i had a choice
dan: then wat do u want to do about it?
F: what can i do?
dan: wat i do u think?
F: what do you think?
dan: no idea
dan: u?
F: i don't know what i am going to do there is no father for this baby
dan: hw do u mean?
dan: is j0nes not the father?
F: yes, but i will not allow him to raise it
F: a child needs a father in his life

A very long pause, Dan is thinking.

F: where are you?
dan: i'm here
dan: so y don't u love j0nes to be his father?
F: he forced me, why would i want him to raise this child, he is a bad man
dan: ok can't u abort the child?
F: what?!!!
F: how can you even ask that
F: i thought you were a Christian
dan: yes i am
dan: most people do it here in nigeria
F: then how can you even suggest such a thing?
dan: u know is somehow to accept a child thats not mine
dan: don't u?
dan: i can do it
F: you can do what?
dan: but u no i ave to consider many things
dan: how many months is it now?
F: i am not sure, i haven't seen a doctor
dan: u are not sure dat u are pregnant
F: i am fairly certain
dan: but babe how do u think i'll just accept that wicked and bastard j0nes child
dan: he is the person that kept me on this condition i am now
F: fine
F: goodbye

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 7:49 pm

Frumpy�s just having an idea...since our hero 's not quick to come to a woman's rescue, maybe she should have a hidden bank account at Prud3nt1al...her brother could help Dan to rescue her with a certain MikeHawk-document which Dan only needs to take into that bank...Mr. L will surely have a spare pair of handcuffs in his desk...BUZZZZ...that was the hidden button under his desk, which alarms the security ... I come to like that idea... Very Happy

Shall I? Shall I? What do you think? After all, it�s an elegant way to solve Dan�s problem of accomodation.

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

Dan has $25k waiting for him that F brought on her trip, but was taken by Inter0l when F was arrested. He's also got a kick-butt Aston Martin waiting on him. I'm not sure that additional money will help here. Dan is just a lazy piece of poop.

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 1731

Dan is not happy today. He complains to F that she can't understand his English.

Quote:

dan: so how r u doing?
F: how do you think?
F: you will not come
dan: i told you b4
dan: they said that i should not come
dan: is'nt it?
F: what are you talking about?
F: what is wrong with your cam?
dan: i never can tell
dan: thats y i told u is not good
BUZZ!!!
F: why are you buzzing me?
dan: so where is that pussy head name jones
dan: ?
F: What are you going to do about the baby?
dan: i have told u b4 give jones his son,4 God sake jones is the person that kept both of us in this condition
dan: well i'll think about it
F: I told you that I will not give him this child
F: if you care about me at all
dan: see wat jones did i don't really liked it
dan: i swear
F: fine
dan: it i'm giving birth to children,that means is only 2
dan: plus this making it three
F: you gave birth to children?
F: what?
dan: wats are u talking about
dan: i wanted you to bear me 3 children only
F: when did you give birth to two children
dan: don't u get me?
F: no
F: how many children do you have?
dan: shit wat are u saying
F: how many children do you have?
dan: i am fucking single how many times can i tell u that
dan: u getting me pissed off with this question
F: why are you swearing at me?
dan: y could u ask me how many children do i have
dan: 'don't u know i am single
F: you said you gave birth to two children
dan: i said i wanted u to bear me three children ok
F: ok
F: what does that have to do with this baby?
dan: this baby will be making it three
dan: but babe they time the interpol gave me is still far
dan: they told me 6 to 9 months
F: what?
F: never mind
dan: i don't know why
F: you are not man enough to be any baby's father
dan: wat are u talking about this time again
dan: i said the time the interpol said they are realising u is still far
dan: can u get my english
dan: ?
F: you cannot help me
F: you will not be the baby daddy
dan: ok if u wish,i wanted to but u not agreeing this time
F: you can just not bother me any more
F: DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?
dan: wait sweetheart
dan: wat has come over u these days
dan: u behaving so strannge to me
F: What are you talking about?
dan: this was not the kind of Fiona i use to know
dan: y all this trash this time
dan: ?
F: i have a child to be concerned about now and you do not want to be part of that
dan: have u eaten?
dan: ok wat do u want me to do again
dan: i told u i'll father the child
dan: is'nt that ok
F: you will?
dan: i'll take him as my child
dan: ok
F: are you sure?
dan: i have made a promise ok
F: ok, but you have to hurry
F: i do not want this child born in prison
dan: i have been trying my best since,but now it is up to the interpol
dan: have u eaten?
F: why do you want to know?
dan: yes
F: why?
dan: i just wanna know
F: yes
F: but i have to go now
F: he will be coming any minute
dan: ok
dan: take care
F: good bye for now

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 12 Jun 2007 Posts: 95

It seems like if getting Dan to travel to some interpol office to save his girl and get his car is the objective, he needs some kind of reassurance that Jones has been neutralized. I believe he's terrified at the prospect of being incarcerated on a whim in the same fashion as Fi0na. He's never going to risk showing up so long as Jones has absolute power at interpol. Get Jones in trouble with Internal Affairs or something, so saving Fi0na is a risky free proposition.

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 1731

capricio, Thanks for reading. Dan is on the brink of a safari, but not for FiOna. He has no intention of going on safari for Fi0na, I was just winding him up a bit.

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 12 Jun 2007 Posts: 95

Redshoes,

Refresh my memory on the safari subplot, please. Something about going to Ghana, coinciding with some other lads headed there? I've been following along, but the thread moves in spurts and I can't remember what you guys gave him for a motive.

Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 8:03 am

Quote:

Get Jones in trouble with Internal Affairs or something

When Jones starts to trust F, she can hatch a plan to make a dash for Dan during a semi-supervised trip away from jail- as long as Dan is there, waiting in a fast car.. of course if F turned out not to be up the duff then that would make Dan even keener. Maybe she's become irregular because of the stress and so realises she needs to ditch Jones for Dan.

I know, I know, preaching to the master

Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 4:03 pm

He sent me this:

[email protected] wrote:

Hello Stranger,
Here is my address,and here is the details you'll use in sending it
house address,

please i'll be expecting you send it immediately.and you'll add a laptop and an Nokia new series in addition to the money,the name of the Phone is N95.
I'll be expecting it immediately,immediately you send it,scan the courier slip that the DHL company is going to give to you and send it to me.

Best Regards,
Dan

I think its rude of him to ask for an extra laptop and phone, he never gave me a reason why he needed them. But what really troubles me: Is he in hospital now?

Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 6:49 pm

^^Ermm...aren�t these his real details? Interesting addy though. Only the town looks familiar. A change in life, I suppose. :-O
Dan is being taken care of by a variety of helpful people. I hope he will have a valid phone number in future, lots of opportunities for fun were missed most recently because of his idiocy to remember his own number.
e6ffdyr0, after you have sent him a N95 please post the number here Wink

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 1731

His mom or the step dad threw him out. He has mentioned some trouble with his mom and he has different living arrangements. He has a cam in a private home now.

If anyone can take some still shots from a video let me know. Wink

Two lads have found themselves on this forum and Dan is connected to one of them so we are limited on what we can post here.

Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2008 9:30 am

e6ffdyr0 wrote:

But what really troubles me: Is he in hospital now?

I think the "opp" in the address means "opposite", so I think he's fine.

I haven't been baiting for a couple of months now, I took some vacation and just a couple of days back sent our boy a message.
It seems that he is still hooked and I'm currently working on another trophy from him.

Any news on him lately? What are you guys up to?

redshoes - If you need, I can work some stills for you.

Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2008 9:44 am

Welcome back, BadKarma!
In the meantime Dan has been comparatively active.

Getting him to the GT in Accra in early March failed though, in spite of all promises.

He has some new friends and "talent" in the fake check/job scam industry. Not much success though but a lot of fun Smile

Apart from that, some baiters get his GH travelling shoes ready. His limo is still waiting...

Tongue prints, valentines, even videos with *naughty things* have been made.

He has only been quiet since Easter though. No idea where he is atm, whether in Benin or in GH again.

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