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Ex.
Nature's Asshole
Joined: 28 Dec 2007
Posts: 990
Location: Hell's Presidential Suite
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Tue Mar 11, 2008 1:09 pm |
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One day (yesterday), I was just walkin' down the street minding my own business when all of a sudden some miscreant attacks me and tries to steal my laptop. The monitor is broken, so I'm just gonna order another off ebay to try to salvage it, but I will be using this as an excuse to get a new laptop.
God people suck sometimes... |
_________________ YOU ARE JUST A CHILD WHOO SIT BEHIND HIS COMPUTER MASSTERBATI NG FO HISS FAMILLY - D3nnis M4rk, my lost Safari.
JACK B QUICK YOU ARE NATURES ASHOLE DO NOT EMAIL ME ANYMORE OK - R0ger Jon3s (Right you are mate)
i much prefer s3x in the 4ss - B4rrister 0luwa
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Donato
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2007
Posts: 2922
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Tue Mar 11, 2008 1:14 pm |
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I hope you broke it round his feckin' head!!!
btw People suck less, the bigger a dog you have.
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_________________ ^^^ damn tree hugging hippy. -imike
Your are a complete ASSHOLE!! Dont you dare mail me again BASTARD!!!-george harrison
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Tue Mar 11, 2008 1:17 pm |
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Ex. wrote: |
One day (yesterday) |
C- superfluous. |
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kurat
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 09 Nov 2006
Posts: 522
Location: Europe
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Tue Mar 11, 2008 1:36 pm |
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Thieves...don't we all just love them! |
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Nanny Ogg
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2007
Posts: 2628
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Tue Mar 11, 2008 1:39 pm |
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You OK, Ex?
Can fair shake you up that sort of stuff |
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packman
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Dec 2007
Posts: 1498
Location: In his own little world but it's ok, they know him there.
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Tue Mar 11, 2008 1:43 pm |
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I HOPE YOU OK EX |
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chevyk10darlin
*** BANNED ***
Joined: 04 Mar 2008
Posts: 318
Location: Texas baby!
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Tue Mar 11, 2008 6:31 pm |
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Well, I was parked in the Ector County Colisuem parkin lot last sept. for the fair, and i had my brand new laptop in the backseat, and i put my purse in the back seat and covered it up with a towel, and my backseat was FULL of stuff, so you couldn't tell any difference in a towel layin on the seat, and apparently, someone was watchin us put it back there, broke into my truck, stole my purse, charged 300 bucks in gas on my debit/credit card, got off with my ID and my SScard, a whole book of checks, my laptop, my 300 dollar CD player, and my brand new CB, my radar detector, and the majority of my CD's, there was no evidence of them slim-jiming it, and the cops came and could give a sh!t less... i tried for 2 months to get my dectective to tell me something, but he couldn't give a rats as$, my bf and i found out where they used the card, but the Town and Country wouldn't let us see the tapes without a cop there, and the cop wouldn't drive 2 miles down the street to look at the tape... stupid law enforcement... so yeah, i feel yer pain buddy... |
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Reprob8
DIGITALIS MAXIMUS
Joined: 20 Sep 2004
Posts: 1794
Location: At the Pharmacy
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Tue Mar 11, 2008 11:37 pm |
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That's why I proudly wear my "End Racism...Kill Everyone" shirt as often as possible. |
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Sgt Cho
419Eater is my life
Joined: 26 Apr 2006
Posts: 476
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Wed Mar 12, 2008 1:12 am |
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I like the way you say "tried" to steal. Meaning you fought the **** off. That part is awesome. Shame about your laptop being damaged though |
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doc holliday
Squirrels Hate Me
Joined: 06 Feb 2008
Posts: 2477
Location: Behind the Oriental,taking potshots at hitlads.
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Wed Mar 12, 2008 1:40 am |
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Glad to hear you fought back.To often the advise of the "profesionals" is to give them what they want,become a victim.The whole purpose of this website is to fight back. |
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You have given me enough stress through the shit you sent to me
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What you sent to me is not real, don't you fucking understand simple english, that is not real slip from money gram, I have been using money gram before now, FUCK YOU. IDIOT. PLAY YOUR GAME WELL. MASTER OF ALL PLAYERS
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mrbigtime
Master Baiter
Joined: 01 Aug 2007
Posts: 241
Location: Always on the move
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Wed Mar 12, 2008 1:59 am |
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Guns dont kill people... people kill people with guns because they deserve it |
_________________ Hey MICHAEl !!!!! .... dont fucking call me a muron okay !!! I dont play with those kind of stuffs ...
I WANT TO TELL YOU THAT YOUR $130 CANNOT BUY ME ABOTTLE OF BEER IN MY COUNTRY
I believed you should be trying to pull my legs and let it be so as I will not like to tolerate such attitude from you
Please brother stop that joke, it is an expensive joke that can cause hyper tension.
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packman
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Dec 2007
Posts: 1498
Location: In his own little world but it's ok, they know him there.
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Wed Mar 12, 2008 11:25 am |
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mrbigtime wrote: |
Guns dont kill people... |
bullets coming out of the ends really really fast kill people, my idea for gun control... make all guns legal ban all the bullets. that way the gun would have to get renamed ... a club |
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Our Forum Mods. can beat up your Forum Mods
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FUCK YOU SMALL BOI YOU ARE POOR IN HEAD AND SOUL
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Donato
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2007
Posts: 2922
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Wed Mar 12, 2008 12:22 pm |
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Strongside
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 27 Jan 2008
Posts: 589
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Wed Mar 12, 2008 5:55 pm |
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@Donato Chris rock is hilarious |
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CrabCakes
Master Baiter
Joined: 28 Mar 2005
Posts: 129
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Wed Mar 12, 2008 6:16 pm |
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packman wrote: |
my idea for gun control... |
Gun Control is EVERY ROUND ON TARGET |
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hacker9
419Eater is my life
Joined: 18 May 2007
Posts: 428
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Wed Mar 12, 2008 6:31 pm |
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Gun clubs already exist. |
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Ex.
Nature's Asshole
Joined: 28 Dec 2007
Posts: 990
Location: Hell's Presidential Suite
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Thu Mar 13, 2008 3:24 am |
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Well, in case anyone is wondering, I am fine. He won't be coming around again, thats for sure. I suffered no scrapes or abrasions.
If anyone wants specific details, he had me in a hold from behind, but he left my right elbow free. I hit him in his solar plexus (temporarily stops your breathing), then elbowed him between his upper lip and nose, which made him stagger, then I place my leg beehind his supporting leg and pushed him. Once he was on the ground, I kicked his hamstrings (so he couldn't get up for a couple minutes), picked up my bookbag, and walked off.
Also, this is what I will be buying to replace the monitor he broke:
[Mod edit - long link removed - causing forum blowout. Shorten link and repost - SB]
On a lighter note, please don't turn this into a gun control thread. Some people feel very strongly on that issue. |
_________________ YOU ARE JUST A CHILD WHOO SIT BEHIND HIS COMPUTER MASSTERBATI NG FO HISS FAMILLY - D3nnis M4rk, my lost Safari.
JACK B QUICK YOU ARE NATURES ASHOLE DO NOT EMAIL ME ANYMORE OK - R0ger Jon3s (Right you are mate)
i much prefer s3x in the 4ss - B4rrister 0luwa
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rootuser
Elite Baiter
Joined: 10 Dec 2007
Posts: 1632
Location: Right behind you
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Thu Mar 13, 2008 3:51 am |
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Good to hear you gave that guy what he deserved, a good beating. And of course that you got out of it unharmed, except for your broken monitor of course. If you'd had checked right away you could have "rewarded" him for that by also breaking something belonging to him, like maybe his jaw. |
_________________ "..., if it not the destiny has reduced us together, then who?"
"may u die tomorrow in jesus name"
"The devil has eaten away your soul as you will decay in the hail fire, so go and die with your dyning devil hopless devil advocate."
"This is what i sent to them am not with any money to go back to nigeria pls help."
(0.25 go to fake_buster)
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Ex.
Nature's Asshole
Joined: 28 Dec 2007
Posts: 990
Location: Hell's Presidential Suite
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Thu Mar 13, 2008 3:57 am |
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Fixed linky
Sorry sheboppe
EDIT: Typo.
@ rootuser
My knowledge of self-defense is more or less limited to hitting the right places rather than hitting hard and submissions. I can throw a decent punch, but no one-hitter-quiters are coming from me. I'm more of a kicker anyhow. |
_________________ YOU ARE JUST A CHILD WHOO SIT BEHIND HIS COMPUTER MASSTERBATI NG FO HISS FAMILLY - D3nnis M4rk, my lost Safari.
JACK B QUICK YOU ARE NATURES ASHOLE DO NOT EMAIL ME ANYMORE OK - R0ger Jon3s (Right you are mate)
i much prefer s3x in the 4ss - B4rrister 0luwa
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Sgt Cho
419Eater is my life
Joined: 26 Apr 2006
Posts: 476
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Thu Mar 13, 2008 5:22 am |
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Ex. You are officially on my list of certified bad asses. I'll bet that loser was sorry for ever trying to mess with you!
You are the Bruce Lee of this forum in my eyes now! |
_________________ 'then you are goat zoomtard' vallentino
'call me what ever you like my God is biger than yours amen' bekija zuma
'why is the government allowing people like you to live among human beings. People like you are suppose to be at the zoo.' janice churton
'Please come and f* me my love,your bobs are driving me crazy' EO
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Nelsonsbattle
419Eater is my life
Joined: 16 Jun 2004
Posts: 433
Location: New Zealand
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Thu Mar 13, 2008 8:39 am |
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Glad you're OK, and that you fought back.
For those who admire mugging victims fighting back, this guy did it in trumps!!
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/section/1/story.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10497856 |
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harrya
Elite Baiter
Joined: 23 Jul 2006
Posts: 1489
Location: Not Happy
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Thu Mar 13, 2008 12:06 pm |
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I was attacked one evening and my young son was taken, I was stabbed and then managed to up-end the asshole that was trying to separate my head from the rest of my body. They fled with my son, unfortunately local LEO at the time considered it out of their hands as it was a federal court issue. I was bleeding from a small puncture wound made with a screwdriver. It was deep and my right kidney still feels it today.
@chevy
Sometimes the LEO just don't get the full picture. Unfortunatley there are so many idiots out there throwing dust in the air, at times it's hard to separate the victims from the perpetrators.
@ Ex
I hope you put a few really good kicks in while you had the chance. Gota love a good ending. |
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Ex.
Nature's Asshole
Joined: 28 Dec 2007
Posts: 990
Location: Hell's Presidential Suite
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Thu Mar 13, 2008 12:51 pm |
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lol @ all
It wasn't some intense Jackie Chan 15 second fighting sequence, just someone who knew where to strike. Also, as much as I wanted to, I didn't do anything extra and wouldn't have even if I knew my laptop was broken for the simple fact that my honor wouldn't allow it. |
_________________ YOU ARE JUST A CHILD WHOO SIT BEHIND HIS COMPUTER MASSTERBATI NG FO HISS FAMILLY - D3nnis M4rk, my lost Safari.
JACK B QUICK YOU ARE NATURES ASHOLE DO NOT EMAIL ME ANYMORE OK - R0ger Jon3s (Right you are mate)
i much prefer s3x in the 4ss - B4rrister 0luwa
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hacker9
419Eater is my life
Joined: 18 May 2007
Posts: 428
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Thu Mar 13, 2008 3:16 pm |
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Well, you should have at least gotten his email address, so we could bait him...
EDIT: About the gun control issue... Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills people. |
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lotta
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jun 2005
Posts: 13613
Location: 2 Speckled Cct Springfield Lakes QLD 4300
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Thu Mar 13, 2008 5:05 pm |
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@harrya
That's an awful story |
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