Hmm... let me think about that one...

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Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 9:13 pm

DR. $hamsudden Usman sent me a letter asking me if I "AER DEAD OR ALFVE???"

Well, I had do my research before answering such an important question.

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Dear Dr. Usman,

I'm not sure, but it's quite possible that I am dead. I will have to do a little investigation on my own time. I need a while to think about this.

Dr. Usman, however, wants me to hurry up:

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If you really want to think about it, it is no problem, but remember time waits for no man, so we cannot wait for you as long as you desire. If we wait for the exact time you are supposed to use to claim this funds and we did not hear from you, we shall deem it neccessary that you are not ready for this transaction and immediate action will be taken.

Well! Time waits for no man! I think I'll need the help of our erudite Eater members. So, guys, do you think I'm alive or dead"? Please help me figure this out before "immediate action is taken"!

EDITED TO GIVE CREDIT WHERE CREDIT IS DUE: I know someone took a similar line in their bait, saying that they'd have to consult a doctor. Can't remember who, though.

Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 9:15 pm

Yes. You are definitely dead or alive.

Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 9:17 pm

I deffo agree with IP Freely.. you are 100% dead or alive.. can I check your pulse? Razz

Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 9:27 pm

You are definately dead or alive... unless, of course, you need to schedule an appointment with your physician to be sure that you are. That could take a while though, seeing how slow the HMOs are. And by then, well, you might not be dead or alive anymore.

Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 9:30 pm

Are you certain?If I remember "The Princess Bride",at one poit the hero was pronounced "mostly dead"

419Eater is my life Joined: 26 Apr 2006 Posts: 476

Maybe your back from the dead! When I die I want to be buried so I can come back as a zombie and terrorise the living!

Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 9:34 pm

why don't you put a poll together on this thread??

Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 9:57 pm

^^^ Poll added.

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jan 2007 Posts: 2922

^^^

What about the walking dead???

Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 10:14 pm

or perhaps the living dead?

Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 12:02 am

I'm mostly undead , or dead and walking, or not alive but alive

Tell him you are willing but you are falling apart, or that once having arisen again you find you don't need those unecessary things

hell, just keep going, you are doing well so far, if you lose him, no loss there are hundreds more for you to practice on

Don't worry about losing one because of a mistake, think of it as a learning experience, the next one will suffer more

We have all learnt by experience, no one has published a book on "How to Bait Sucessfully"

All you can do is keep asking for help and advice, we all offer what we have learnt works on the scammers we target

Eventually, you'll be the one offerring advice, and I hope you get to that stage

Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 12:39 am

I am undead, so I guess there's no problem on being undead and baiting people, hehehe...

"kak shoveler" Joined: 20 Dec 2007 Posts: 243

I love the dead or alive bait. I did the same thing based on the other baiters post as well. I had fun while it lasted but I frustrated my lad and took my bait to an all time low....he twigged. I ended up with a pyschic advisor Very Happy

You can have allot of fun with a pyschic giving you advice.

lost in translation Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 531

Your doctor has to order more tests to be sure. He cannot make an accurate diagnosis without these test results. The results will not be in for several days and then your doctor will give you his professional opinion as to whether you are alive or dead.

Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 2:00 am

doc holliday wrote:

If I remember "The Princess Bride",at one point the hero was pronounced "mostly dead"

There's an idea. Maybe I should consult Dr. Miracle Max?

Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 2:18 am

You can be "extremely dead" or just "a little bit dead" xD

Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 2:44 am

ChainYanker wrote:

DR. $hamsudden Usm4n sent me a letter asking me if I "AER DEAD OR ALFVE???"

Why? Are you wanted?

Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 11:12 am

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but remember time waits for no man

Am I missing something here? I'm sure I distinctly remember a thread where is was exposed as being a lady of the opposite sex, does this mean that you don't have to rush round after your lad?

P.S. you are definitely alive - ish, maybe. But for tax purposes you could be taking a year off dead.

I'm voting for you to be Alfve, whatever that is.

Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 11:12 am

One Lad made a real hash of documents in an Andreas Schranner scam, copying my baiter name on the form where he should have put 'Andreas Schranner' - prompting this tirade:

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WHAT THE F* IS THIS CRAP?
I'm going to be calm now, but by Baldur's brow, it's not going to be easy!
Let's do the probate one first.
I told you I was Ms � not Mrs. And why the f* did you put my bank's address as my home address?
Oh yeah, and while we're here � two other things � back in 25 July 2000, I was still at school � and according to the last line, 25 July 2000 is when I died! Do you think I'm a f* zombie?

So on to that Affidavit � well, it's more of the f* same � except at one point he calls me Mr .

Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 2:40 pm

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Oh yeah, and while we're here � two other things � back in 25 July 2000, I was still at school � and according to the last line, 25 July 2000 is when I died! Do you think I'm a f* zombie?

Very funny. LOL

Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 3:50 pm

slowfreddie wrote:

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but remember time waits for no man

Am I missing something here? I'm sure I distinctly remember a thread where is was exposed as being a lady of the opposite sex, does this mean that you don't have to rush round after your lad?

That's what I was thinkin'.

Just to clarify- "Time waits for no man" means that I should delay replying for a day or two, right? I mean, I wouldn't want to get things wrond and make Dr. Usman all mad or anything.

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