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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Tue Mar 04, 2008 11:59 pm |
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I thought about posting this in the funny thread, but I thought it maybe deserved a wider audience.
Bait has been going on for a while. It is a check lad that suddenly appears to have developed CAPS LOCK rage outlook and some serious siggy potential because he ain't been paid.
God knows what I did to tip him over. 
I'm a bit worried about his ''AGENT" though 
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TOP OF THE DAY TO YOU OVER THERE, WELL IT IS IMPERATIVE I MAKE IT CLEAR
TO YOU THAT IF I DID NOT HEAR FROM YOU BY TODAY REGARDING THE TRAVELERS
CHEQUES I SENT TO YOU, I WILL NOTIFY WALES POLICE DEP. ABOUT THE
TRANSACTION BETWEEN BOTH OF US. I HAVE BEEN INFORMED THAT YOU HAVE
RECEIVED THE TRAVELERS CHEQUES SOME DAYS BACK I KNOW IT'S BEEN CASHED
ALREADY. MY BOSS AT WORK IS JUST CALLING ME NOW AND THEN BECAUSE I�M
MEANT TO GIVE ACCOUNT, UP TILL NOW YOU REFUSE TO CONTACT ME WITH THE
MONEY SENT DETAILS. NOW I NEED TO PROVE TO YOU THAT I�M NOT A KID
BECAUSE YOU'RE SHOWING ME SOME KIDDY ACTS, IN YOUR MAIL SENT TO ME, YOU
SOUND NICE AND TRUSTWORTHY AND I TOLD YOU EARLIER THAT THE MONEY SENT TO
YOU IS COMPANIES MONEY. SOMETIMES I WONDER WHY PEOPLE ARE NOT RELIABLE
AND TRUSTWORTHY. THANK GOD I HAVE YOUR CONTACT ADDRESS AND ALL THE
CONVERSATIONS ON MAILS, I KNOW MINE WILL BE THE LAST YOU DID. ALL WHICH
I SHALL FORWARD TO THE WALES POLICE DEP. FOR URGENT ACTION TO BE TAKEN.
ASSUMING
YOU KNOW ME YOU WILL NEVER TRY TO PLAY GAMES WITH ME, BY NOT RESPONDING
TO YOUR MAILS AGAIN, MY FRIEND RESIDES IN WALES. HE�S AN "AGENT" SO
WHERE ELSE ARE YOU RUNNING TO WITH COMPANIES MONEY? NOW YOU ARE ADVISED
TO LET ME KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON OR ELSE POLICE WILL BE CONTACTED TODAY,
I NEED THE MONEY SENT INFORMATION�S AND NOTHING ELSE
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Edited - Subject changed to lower case. ooooooooo - drwho |
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£1,052,334.30 (=US$2,121,125.60) lads fake cheques out of circulation (at 11/6/2008)
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"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah
  
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Strongside
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 27 Jan 2008
Posts: 589
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Wed Mar 05, 2008 12:03 am |
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oh shit the FBI are one thing but the welsh police |
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Obi-Wan Knievel
*** BANNED ***
Joined: 10 Dec 2006
Posts: 1486
Location: Bald Knob, NF
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Wed Mar 05, 2008 12:07 am |
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SOMETIMES I WONDER WHY PEOPLE ARE NOT RELIABLE
AND TRUSTWORTHY |
Thanks to this guy, some poor village has to be deprived of their idiot while he converses with you!
I love it. Pissed off mugu posts are still my favourite part of baiting. You can almost feel this guy's pain. The more posts I read like this, the more I want to hear another lad scream. Excellent work as always Tommo. Be sure to wait for the police department (yahoo division) to contact you too! |
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manbiteslion
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Dec 2007
Posts: 4816
Location: Connecting my chair and keyboard
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Wed Mar 05, 2008 12:13 am |
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Fi'n gallu siarad/ysgrifenu dipyn o Gymraeg = I can speak/write a bit of Welsh (if you think it could wind your boy up any more) |
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thomas-the-tank
Elite Baiter
Joined: 18 Aug 2007
Posts: 1087
Location: Wherever I want the lads to think I am
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Wed Mar 05, 2008 1:01 am |
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Are you sure he didn't mean the IWC (I mean, with marine mammal rights and all, the whales are getting pretty uppity now)? |
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wayne
Account closed at users request
Joined: 05 Dec 2005
Posts: 3630
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Wed Mar 05, 2008 1:06 am |
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You're ok. They'll turn up and go "Alright boyo. Where's the cheques like? Spent it all on fags and booze have you? Duw duw duw." and leave. |
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Taronq
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 03 Aug 2007
Posts: 4
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Wed Mar 05, 2008 5:36 pm |
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Croeso o Gymru! Rydw i hefyd yn rhugl yn y Gymraeg
Welcome from Wales, I am fluent in Welsh also!
This one should be fun! |
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Captain Pike
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Dec 2005
Posts: 2579
Location: Starbase 11
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Wed Mar 05, 2008 5:54 pm |
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This is one reason why I love check baiting. The lads get really funny when they become unglued.
So how much did you stiff him for? |
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Craig007
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Apr 2007
Posts: 3123
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Wed Mar 05, 2008 5:57 pm |
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Holy f**k, get out of the country Tommo.
Sergeant Culwhich Aeronwen is on his way to catch you  |
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Welsh boy
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Feb 2008
Posts: 49
Location: Wales - UK.
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Wed Mar 05, 2008 6:55 pm |
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Thats a laugh  everybody knows there are no coppers left in Wales  |
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hacker9
419Eater is my life
Joined: 18 May 2007
Posts: 428
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Wed Mar 05, 2008 7:00 pm |
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Do they have silvers there? |
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Welsh boy
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Feb 2008
Posts: 49
Location: Wales - UK.
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Wed Mar 05, 2008 8:26 pm |
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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Wed Mar 05, 2008 8:45 pm |
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From bitter experience, Welsh Police devote far more energy to motoring offences than anything else.... |
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the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
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TheGreatOok
Catbingo
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 2355
Location: Lost in L-Space
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Wed Mar 05, 2008 9:02 pm |
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When I visited Wales, I thought it was funny that they would charge you to enter but was free to leave. We avoided the second Severn Crossing going into Wales to avoid the toll.
Also from what I understand all the Welsh do to punish people is paint themselves blue and run naked at the person.  |
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Wed Mar 05, 2008 9:13 pm |
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| So how much did you stiff him for? |
Not a lot. I think about 4k UK pounds starlings.
I haven't replied yet, so any advice always appreciated. |
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£1,052,334.30 (=US$2,121,125.60) lads fake cheques out of circulation (at 11/6/2008)
x135 (at 26/9/2008) x138
"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Wed Mar 05, 2008 9:17 pm |
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How about you gambled most of it away, but you are feeling a bit luckier now, so you are taking the remaining 1000, and heading back to the tables tomorrow. |
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manbiteslion
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Dec 2007
Posts: 4816
Location: Connecting my chair and keyboard
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Wed Mar 05, 2008 9:26 pm |
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Prepare for Sgt Kerry Gravvy (Cer i grafu) to enter the scene |
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Captain Pike
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Dec 2005
Posts: 2579
Location: Starbase 11
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Wed Mar 05, 2008 9:44 pm |
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@Tommo: I would act scared of this threat. Profusely beg for forgiveness and promise to pay.
Then, when he wonders where his payment was, say "I didn't feel like sending it today. I'm going to wait until Friday (or whatever day is three days away)".
That'll wind him back up again. |
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x13 x5 (393 days)
"On the 21st of April 2001, my client? His wife and their three children were involved in a plane crash of Union Transport Africans Flight Boeing 727 in Cotonou, Benin Republic on the December 26,2003" Barrister Olorunshogo Williams, 25 October 2004.
"I am in reciept of your mail,i want you to know that you are really getting on my nerves." Burt Hardley, Wellkang International, 20 November 2007
"Please worry, we have already advice the FBI and they don't need to call you. They are very brianliant and intelident. They will get you soon. " Mr. Paul Rogers, Global Medical Equipment, 20 November 2007
As of 26 February 2009, $2,231,983.53 of fake checks and money orders have been intercepted and removed from circulation. |
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TheGreatOok
Catbingo
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 2355
Location: Lost in L-Space
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Wed Mar 05, 2008 9:49 pm |
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Also being told you were advised that he was fraudster at the WU office is good too. I like making them wait a few days and then saying whoops I forgot. You can get some nice words from them then. |
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HYIP: x3 Banks:
Samuel - Ziguinchor, SE to Dakar, SE - 264 km through Gambia Helping JojoBean
"I knew rigth from the first time you sent email to me that,you are a bloody *DELETED*" - Sgt Daniel Vess
"I NO BLAME U NA DI DIRTY TOTO WEN BORN U NA IM I BLAME. CATBINGO" - Lee Wong
"I AM EQUAL TO A MENTAL RETARDED PERSON" - Alvan Ben
"You have pushed me to the wall and i will make you smell yourself i bet." - George Martins
"THE FOOL STOLE YOUR US$755, HE DOES NOT DESERVE TO LEAVE ON THE PLANET" - Jim Ovia
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PsycheDelia_Smith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Oct 2004
Posts: 3577
Location: Devon, UK
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Thu Mar 06, 2008 7:21 pm |
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Short hop over the Severn Bridge will free you from the clutches of the Wales police. It's only a couple quid to bribe the border guards and escape into Blighty. |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
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Thu Mar 06, 2008 8:39 pm |
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Be grateful you're not in Scotland - it could be the Leith police, and they can get you fired! |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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