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spot
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Thu Feb 28, 2008 1:08 pm |
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We had a Zoo Bait about two years ago ... so I thought I'd dust it off and give it another go.
Its just a fun thing, and I make it up as I go along .... this goes out to 300 Lads
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Bristol Zoo tm
Research Department
Bristol Zoo Gardens
Clifton, Bristol BS8 3HA
Web Site http://www.bristolzoo.org.uk/
I AM ELEPHANT LEARNING TO TYPE ON COMPUTER AT ZOO
RESPOND
ANDY ELEPHANT
Elephant Intelligence - Bristol Zoo Research Department
This e-mail message is confidential and for use by the addressee only. If the message is received by anyone other than the addressee, please return the message to the sender by replying to it and then delete the message from your computer. Internet e-mails are not necessarily secure. |
with this attachment
Just one reply :-
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DEAR ANDY
IF YOU CAN MAKE ONE OF YOUR BRACH HERE IN MY SOUTH AFRICA THERE NO THING LIKE ZOOM HERE MY COUNTRY I WILL BE SO MUCH HAPPY. I CAN HELP YOU TO VANCY LAND I AM LIVE JOHANNESBURG AND MY TELEPHONE NUMBER IS +27835653xxx
REGARG MR JACKSON |
The Elephant simply replies
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I AM ELEPHANT LEARNING TO TYPE ON COMPUTER AT ZOO. IT IS GOOD TO HEAR FROM YOU FROM SOUTH AFRICA. HOW ARE YOU MR JACKSON ?
I LEARN TO TYPE ON MY COMPUTER AT ZOO ....GOOD ?
PLEASE RESPOND |
Jackon seems to want to find land for Elephant
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DEAR MR ANDY
I AM FINE AND YOU, IF YOU ARE STILL INTRESTED ABOUT WHAT I TOLD YOU MR ANDY THEN YOU LET ME KNOW SO I CAN START LOOKING FOR VACANCY LAND FOR YOU I WE BE KIND AND HONEST TO YOU
THANKS, REGARD JACKSON |
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I AM ELEPHANT LEARNING TO TYPE ON COMPUTER AT ZOO
JACKSON I NEED YOU TO BE MY FRIEND
DO YOU HAVE ZOO ?
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Well ..there used to be a zoo
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DEAR MR ANDY ELEPHANT
THERE WAS A ZOO IN THIS JOHANNESBURG WHERE I AM LIVE I WAS THE SECUREITY MAN THERE SO WHEN THE OWNER DIE KNOW BODY TO TAKE CARE OF THE ZOO
SOME ANIMAIL DIE SOME SOLD
SO THE PLACE WAS EMPTY NOW AND THE SON OF THE MAN WANT TO SELL THE PLACE THAT WHY I WAS ASKING YOU .
THANKS HAVE A NICE DAY
REGARD JACKSON |
Time to get the Bristol Zoo owner involved
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I AM ELEPHANT LEARNING TO TYPE ON COMPUTER AT ZOO
JACKSON YOU ARE MY FRIEND NOW
I GET MY ZOO OWNER TO WRITE YOU ... YES ?
YOU HAVE ELEPHANT IN YOUR GARDEN .. .. YES ?
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ANDY ELEPHANT |
ongoing ..... |
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lotta
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Thu Feb 28, 2008 7:35 pm |
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I love it!
Ask if he can get you in at the Addo Elephant Park. There are hundreds of elephants located in the park. You may very well have some family members there.
http://www.places.co.za/html/344.html
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Johannesburg zoo is still in existance. |
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Thu Feb 28, 2008 8:18 pm |
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I really shouldn't read these a work. It's really hard to laugh quietly. |
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Thu Feb 28, 2008 9:28 pm |
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Pure genius, like I already told you in Skype today. |
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Chibuike
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Thu Feb 28, 2008 10:05 pm |
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Love it! Keep us posted. |
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ChainYanker
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Fri Feb 29, 2008 3:04 am |
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Hee heh heh. Will the elephant request a trunkbox full of peanuts, I wonder? |
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Sgt Cho
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Fri Feb 29, 2008 4:35 am |
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When do we get to the obligatory "Elephant jokes"?
Very entertaining, Spot! |
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Ima Baeder
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Fri Feb 29, 2008 4:53 am |
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I love this, Spot!! |
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Padme
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Fri Feb 29, 2008 5:42 pm |
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Makes me happy I work at home. No problems when I see a note like this. Only keyboards in danger are my own. |
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GeorgeBush
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Sat Mar 01, 2008 5:19 am |
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Be aware, stamp duty has a whole different meaning with an elephant.
Great idea Spot! |
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spot
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Sat Mar 01, 2008 4:37 pm |
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The lad hasn't got the hang of this game yet, and sends a mail full of copy/paste.
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Dear andy
I we not lie to you mr Andy, i was very happy you are going to establisheh such thing in my country,
The Johannesburg Zoo is a zoo in Johannesburg, South Africa. Established in 1904, it has traditionally been owned and operated by the City of Johannesburg. However, it has recently been turned into a corporation and registered as a Section 21 non-profit organisation.
The zoo is dedicated to the accommodation, enrichment, husbandry, and medical care of wild animals. The Johannesburg Zoo houses animals of approximately 3000 different species.
Rare White Lions at Johannesburg Zoo in a rear holding area while their enclosure is cleaned
Tours and excursions around the zoo are offered under the auspices of the education department.
It is one of the few places in the world with white lions. The white lions are not albinos. The zoo has had considerable success in the breeding of white lions, which are more sought after than tawny lions by other zoos. To disguise their light colour, the white lions, first discovered in the Timbavati Private Game Reserve, roll in the dirt and thereby blend in - this reduces their visibility to predators and prey.
The Johannesburg Zoo is the only zoo in South Africa to have successfully bred Siberian Tigers. Siberian Tigers are the largest cats in the world. "Twist" is the male Siberian Tiger at the zoo and weighs 320 kg. He is the father of all the Siberian Tigers to be found in South Africa.
i we send you other email after i see your reply how to the send the money.
thanks
have a nice day
regards jackson |
The Head of Elephant Intelligence needs to step in
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Dear Sir,
It has been brought to my attention that you are in contact with one of my Elephants.
Although I have no access to his e-mails I receive a printout of those people who have been in contact with him for security purposes. I notice that your name is not on the approved list of reasearchers.
I have to point out to you that this research has been designated TOP SECRET, and on no account should you reveal his existence.
Should you wish to continue with this Elephant Intelligence experiment, which involves simple communication by e-mail with the animal, then please let me know. Expenses and a grant of �2,000 will be paid following a successful conclusion of the exercise.
For your information, Andy was originally from Addo Elephant Park in South Africa and still has some family there.
After receiving your willingness to proceed in this Elephant Intelligence project I will provide you with further details.
Kind Regards
Mike Exxxx
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Sat Mar 01, 2008 5:37 pm |
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Professor So And So
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Sun Mar 02, 2008 10:25 am |
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This is hilarious! |
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Sun Mar 02, 2008 11:36 am |
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hahaha this is hilarious, spot |
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sunshine
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Sun Mar 02, 2008 3:41 pm |
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Damn you! I was mucking out the horses this morning and thinking of new modalities and I was musing on having Algernon (as in "Flowers For...") the horse, locked in a top-secret lab who has been genetically altered to increase his intelligence and who has mananged to hack the university computer to get an email account.
He needs the risky-free millions to hire a mercenary army to rescue him!
Now I go and find I've been beaten to it by an elephant!!! |
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eggready
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Sun Mar 02, 2008 6:37 pm |
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sunshine wrote: |
Damn you! I was mucking out the horses this morning and thinking of new modalities...Now I go and find I've been beaten to it by an elephant!!! |
Why don't you email the same lad, as Ed the Horse trying to track down an escaped Intelephant (Intelligent Elephant) before he does something crazy, like phones The Sun newspaper with a story.
And of course, there's a big reward for information..... |
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sunshine
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Sun Mar 02, 2008 9:26 pm |
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eggready wrote: |
Why don't you email the same lad, as Ed the Horse trying to track down an escaped Intelephant (Intelligent Elephant) before he does something crazy, like phones The Sun newspaper with a story.
And of course, there's a big reward for information..... |
Quite happy to ... as long as it will not spoil Spot's bait?
Wilburrrrr! |
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OBOSH WILL KILL YOU AND YOUR FAMILY. YOU WILL NEVER SEE GOOD THING IN LIFE. OGUN WILL KILL YOU BASTARD SUN OF OBOSH. - Dr Oilyseagoon
AN ALIEN YOU ARE FROM THE PIT OF HELL - Abraham
I have explain this whole process to you so many times over and over again. - Spencer
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Bola - Accra - Cotonou Alex - Accra - Abidjan Austin - Accra - Abidjan
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lotta
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Sun Mar 02, 2008 10:32 pm |
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It may look a little suspicious, so I'd not mess with Spot's bait. I'd suggest trying a different lad for now
Unless of course, Spot feels differently |
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BlueTiger
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Mon Mar 03, 2008 1:54 am |
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laughter is healthy, there we cannot risk spoiling my entertainment ..er, spots bait hahaha this is great! |
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sunshine
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Mon Mar 03, 2008 7:30 am |
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I will steer clear of Spot's bait - it's just far too funny (Spot - you owe me a monitor as mine is all covered in tea!)
My horse Algernon has already replied to a couple of the more dopey sounding lads in my slush pile. |
_________________ so dont push my spirit to do a bad fasting for your head if not you will confam your self as a died person okay - Pastor Divine
OBOSH WILL KILL YOU AND YOUR FAMILY. YOU WILL NEVER SEE GOOD THING IN LIFE. OGUN WILL KILL YOU BASTARD SUN OF OBOSH. - Dr Oilyseagoon
AN ALIEN YOU ARE FROM THE PIT OF HELL - Abraham
I have explain this whole process to you so many times over and over again. - Spencer
Praveen - Hanuman Junction - Hyderabad x2
Bola - Accra - Cotonou Alex - Accra - Abidjan Austin - Accra - Abidjan
George - Accra - Cotonou - Lome - Niamtougou Toks London - Milford Haven
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spot
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Mon Mar 03, 2008 11:16 am |
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This may be going rapidly downhill, the Lad hasn't caught on to the fact that Andy is an Elephant yet ! .... but he's already calculated his expenses !
Lad replies to the Zoo owner
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DAER MIKE EXxx.
ARE YOU WORKING WITH ANDY OR YOU OWN THE ZOO TOGETHER.
BECAUSE HE WAS THE FIRST MAN I WAS TALKING WITH BEFORE I RECEIVE YOUR MESSAGE
I HAVE CALCULAT ALL THE EXPENSES WISH IS �15.000 I LIKE YOU TO SEND THE MONEY BE THIS MONUTH END OR FOR MORE INFORMATION CALL +27-8356xxxxx
HAVE A NICE DAY |
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Chibuike
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Tue Mar 04, 2008 11:01 pm |
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Too bad you can't hook Andy the Elephant with the elephant from the Mastercard commercial. It may be intriguing that his brother elephant has a credit/debit card - cash available. Just a thought. |
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doc holliday
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Wed Mar 05, 2008 1:59 am |
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But how is Andy going to get to the Western Union office? |
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You have given me enough stress through the shit you sent to me
Jack the hitlad
What you sent to me is not real, don't you fucking understand simple english, that is not real slip from money gram, I have been using money gram before now, FUCK YOU. IDIOT. PLAY YOUR GAME WELL. MASTER OF ALL PLAYERS
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Professor So And So
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Wed Mar 05, 2008 2:34 am |
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^^ TO the office is probably not all that difficult. IN the office? Well, that will probably be another story. |
_________________ - Ibrahim - Lagos - Parakou - "Find out if there is any western union money transfer from the 5imba camp"
- Mr. Green - Germany - Amsterdam, Holland - "I'll be in a brown check suit and trousers and a brown shoe."
- Mr. Mark - Accra - Tamale - "I thank you so much for the pain,time,money and life that you caused."
- Mr. Neill - London, England - Glasgow, Scotland - "Yu are really causing confusions between us all."
- William - Accra, Ghana - Maiduguri, Nigeria
- Miracle - Benin - N'Djamena, Chad - "Too much mosquitoes"
- Godspower - Ghana - N'Djamena, Chad
- Adamu - Lagos, Nigeria - Abeche, Chad (100 days in hell) - - "SAVE ME"
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CowboyBuck
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Wed Mar 05, 2008 5:38 am |
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When the lad asks Andy to call him, Andy only has a trunk line. |
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Right now I am getting pissed with your responses
And still you later claimed there are snakes on the road to the Western Union
Please for the sake of humanity help Mr. Felix and I to get this money |
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