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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Tue Mar 04, 2008 12:35 pm |
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Some of you may recall the Lad who told of his late client who perished while "ice skiing in the Carribean".
Well, the Lads (Mr Mackenzie and Mrs Brown) seem to have lost patience with after he failed to go to London and then got side-tracked by some other Lads. Mal got testy, and so did Mackenzie...
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You must have been a fool to believe someone unknown to your transaction. If you are in doubt,please get in touch with Ms. Em1ly Br0wn via her email and i think you will spare me your rude use of language and unguarded nasty utterances. If you confirm from her that there is no Mr. Gillham known to her,then i think i deserve an apology for your discourtesy. |
After some more exchanges, Mr Mack3nzi seemed to lose it slightly:
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I think you are one of the most naive person i have heard the unfortunate opportunity to have onmy contact list. You signed documents and sent back to me and you could be so gullible to tell me that Barklays Bank told you another thing. I think i want to suspend further contacts with you because i see you as a stupid opportunist and a deranged,rude discouteous fellow playing pranks with business proposals. I will strongly advice [Mrs] Brown as a Lawyer to suspend all transactions with you because iam skeptical about your level of honesty and sincerity if eventually funds get into your care.You double speak,your use of language is so unrefined and rustic,you are a perfect example of a demented opportunist. Please don't bother replying my emails because iam going to ignore you perpetually. |
It was just after I sent this -
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You could have waited for Mrs Brown to sort this out, but no - you had to blow yourself off with a stupid, puerile, half-assed rant that sounds more like something from a spoiled brat dickwad not out of his diapers.
Mrs Brown; unless you replace Mr Mackenzie with an actual human being and not something that's usually found in dog turds, then don't bother writing back to me. |
- that Mrs Brown sent this:
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Please spare me the continous exchange of emails without any positive steps forward.The fund is with [security firm] and since you couldnt finance your trip to the UK we already agreed to opt for Bank to Bank transfer option. My Attorney,Mr. Mackenzie is an experience Lawyer,but it appears you take delight in teaching others their profession.
Please if you will like confirmation of the fund with Investec,Please call Mr. C0llins W1ll1am on +447707634864 and speak with him. Although security company officials may not full details on the phone,because since the incident of Securitas,two years ago,there has been serious caution and extra security security measures in all security companies in the UK.
Please,let me make it clear once again that Mr. John MAckenzie remains the only legitimate person who is legally allowed to represent me in this transaction. If you think i should continue with much confidence in you on this transaction,please i advice you follow the professional opinion and instructions of Mr. Mackenzie.
And if you choose to go the contrary,i may as well request for a cancellation of any agreement already reached with you. |
Oh well, nothing says I can't be civil:
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You've probably got my reply to Mr Mackenzie - I cc'd you on it. He says he doesn't want to hear from me again. Fine by me - I'd sooner take advice from Osama bin Laden.
If you want to continue with this deal, then find someone who isn't such a self-centred little twerp to do your gorram lawyer work. If not - then this was a complete waste of time. |
I think it's over... but it was colourful! |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Tue Mar 04, 2008 4:42 pm |
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@yastreb - Well, you did get under their skin, and get some excellent descriptions of Malcolm. He is a most discourteous sort! |
_________________ x Reven U., Fats Walla, Donny
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x3 Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra-Tamale
(19 mo.) Tina and Joe's Safari - Accra to Niger & Timbucktu
Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
x3 H3ctor & C@leb - Yankar1 & Parakou
x2 Charles and Friend-Amsterdam to Vatican
Issac to Chad
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bill2
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Sep 2006
Posts: 5495
Location: Yeah who can tell me where I am?
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Tue Mar 04, 2008 4:55 pm |
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_________________ I don't do bling, I just do lads |
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Cachuma
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 May 2007
Posts: 2284
Location: Blowing bubbles at 130 fsw
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Tue Mar 04, 2008 5:37 pm |
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Ohmygod I LOVE this:
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your use of language is so unrefined and rustic,you are a perfect example of a demented opportunist. Please don't bother replying my emails because iam going to ignore you perpetually. |
This lad is a poet!!! |
_________________ Alex Mandl4: The past week has been the worst in my entire life, I have lost weight, I don't sleep at night, I left my job abruptly, and do you think it has been easy for?
Master Nicholas Radf@rd: I must confess that i am higly obliged to be a cretin, it is a rare privilegde.
= Mr. Mandl4 & Mr. Brown, 1480 total miles: Johannesburg to Gaborone; Gaborone to Maun; Back to Gaborone; back to Johannesburg.
x15 X1 X1
<---TS certified. |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Tue Mar 04, 2008 8:37 pm |
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If ever I get a custom title, it'll have to be "Demented Opportunist".
BTW - still not over - I have another lawyer to annoy:
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Yes,Mr. Mackenzie has a right to be upset.I have known Mr. Mackenzie for over twenty years and he's such a thorough bred Lawyer. You have been foot-dragging on this transaction and he doesn't seem to be happy about it. If you will want my other Attorney,his name is G0rd0n [email protected] Mr. Harry is a no-nonsense Barrister and i expect total commitment to this transaction. Mr. Mackenzie has called to tell me he will not contact or deal with you any further and i have asked him to kindly send the file to Mr. G0rd0n H@rry... [address snipped] I hope you will able to deal favourably with Mr. Harry. |
That's a total lie - Mr. M didn't even have the brains of a horse... |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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AEarhart51
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 21 Feb 2008
Posts: 50
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Tue Mar 04, 2008 9:03 pm |
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your use of language is so unrefined and rustic |
Are you using Olde English?
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iam going to ignore you perpetually. |
"Perpetually Ignored"..another good title. |
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rumbero
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Jun 2006
Posts: 3677
Location: All the Salsa Night Clubs
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Tue Mar 04, 2008 10:34 pm |
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Nice work Demented Opportunist your choice of words really told the mugu off |
_________________ Lagos to Tamale. Rev. Frank Lagos to Abuja
Lagos to Abuja Pr1nc3 F@w@z
Ghana to Benin's Simba Camp Joe C@rlton
Lagos to Ghana Opus Dei Templar
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YOUR WIFE WILL GIVE BIRTH TO A MONKEY, YOU ARE GOING TO SUFFER FROM EPILEPTIC,
LET YOUR MOTHER FUCK YOUR BEST FRIEND. LET YOUR FATHER FUCK A MAD STREET WOMAN, USELESS INTERNET FRAUDSTER. (barrister Dan )
I bet u , soon , u will be laying in a close casket ,
will make u understand that i'm a spiritual man (Makinwa the retarded mugu)
in juses name u will dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
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Cachuma
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 May 2007
Posts: 2284
Location: Blowing bubbles at 130 fsw
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Tue Mar 04, 2008 10:43 pm |
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Yastreb wrote: |
If ever I get a custom title, it'll have to be "Demented Opportunist". |
Oh SNERD! Calling Snerd! We have a job for you! |
_________________ Alex Mandl4: The past week has been the worst in my entire life, I have lost weight, I don't sleep at night, I left my job abruptly, and do you think it has been easy for?
Master Nicholas Radf@rd: I must confess that i am higly obliged to be a cretin, it is a rare privilegde.
= Mr. Mandl4 & Mr. Brown, 1480 total miles: Johannesburg to Gaborone; Gaborone to Maun; Back to Gaborone; back to Johannesburg.
x15 X1 X1
<---TS certified. |
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callum
Director of Press Relations
Joined: 29 May 2004
Posts: 3631
Location: On the run from the asylum and this seems like a good place to hide. Blend right in...
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Wed Mar 05, 2008 1:35 am |
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Rustic Demented Opportunist |
_________________ Do you have a concern about ethics? Click here, then here and finally HERE!
Bush goat you will meat like a chicken. It will kill you in your house where you are going to die.
I owe you quite simply one of the definitive experiences of my life.
x 2 teeny part of a large effort x29 x5
Trolling is usually symptomatic of bad character, mental problems or ugliness - RIP Jock_2009 |
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