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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Mon Mar 03, 2008 2:26 am |
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I didn't ask for it, and before my eyes could focus, I thought he'd sent ME a world record form to fill in - and then I read some of the crap in it.
It looks as if he's copied something from a baiter or maybe this is his CV.
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(1) date of birth :01st /03/ 1964
(2) place of birth: fada n'gourma.
(3) height:1.99
(4) weight:84 kg, not permanent.
(5) sex: male.
(6) qualification: m.b.a in economics.
(7) occupation: banker.
(8 ) present position: (b.o.a) file/auditing debt.Director.
(9) working experience : ( t.i.c) insurance banjul gambia, & presently
in (b.o.a) ouagadougou burkina-faso.
(10) marital status: married with 3 children.
(11) province of origine or state: bobo-dioulasso.
(12) nationality: burkina-faso west africa.
(13)blood type: ax.
(14) home: dad, mum no brother or sister, my wife & 3 children.
(15) pass.port nos: a1008622.
(16) driving licence nos : jf 08140.
(17) hobbies : listing to music & instructs school kids.
(18 ) h.i.v test: negative.
(19) life policies: always sober & calm.
(20) life styles: corporate & decent.
(21) work in a kitty: dont take it personal.
(22) favourite food: snacks & rice.
(23) favourite drinks: soft drinks.
(24) aim: to resign from bank & become an international business man.
(25) family adage: to whom much is given, much is expected.
office address: (b.o.a) north west zone-annex,01 ouaga burkina faso.
house address: 82 zangote yenugua 02 bp 4587 ouagadougou 02
burkina-faso west africa. |
.. and he's fallen into the warm embrace of Ludmi||a K0s0kal0v |
_________________ Fake sites killed 1 x 9 x 3 x 168 X
- the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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Ex.
Nature's Asshole
Joined: 28 Dec 2007
Posts: 990
Location: Hell's Presidential Suite
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Mon Mar 03, 2008 2:30 am |
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Ask why he only works in kitties and not puppies? You don't deal with discriminative associates.
The sober and calm thing made me smile though. |
_________________ YOU ARE JUST A CHILD WHOO SIT BEHIND HIS COMPUTER MASSTERBATI NG FO HISS FAMILLY - D3nnis M4rk, my lost Safari.
JACK B QUICK YOU ARE NATURES ASHOLE DO NOT EMAIL ME ANYMORE OK - R0ger Jon3s (Right you are mate)
i much prefer s3x in the 4ss - B4rrister 0luwa
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Sleepless
Goat Licker
Joined: 20 Jul 2006
Posts: 315
Location: In my lad's head
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Mon Mar 03, 2008 3:46 am |
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This form's been around for several years.. you can google some of his answers and it'll come up with various "banker" lads. Personally I think several lads are using the same format. Roses can't be far behind |
_________________ "...you keep me sleepless at night... I miss you." (my first Burkina banker, sigh!)
"I lick you from head to toes and rob your white legs with my fingers. u will love that i hope." (my second Burkina banker, yikes!)
"Hey, to your answer,your voice and the way you sounds are all B.S. is not better than any normal Nigerian man voice." (Prince Diallo to Ms. M)
"You demanded for tampax i bought it now where are you?" - Z4k3 4dams
x19, Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safaris- Lagos Nigeria to Paga ("Crocodile City") Ghana; repeat Lagos to Tokwari Ghana - 3800mi. (With SH & Craig & Frumpy )
Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra to Tamale (with SH) |
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Renard
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 26 Feb 2008
Posts: 47
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Mon Mar 03, 2008 3:57 am |
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Is it possible that some laddie long ago misunderstood the point of all those fields and thought that he was supposed to fill them out instead of the victim? And if so that many of the lads he has shared with were too dumb to figure it out as well? |
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Eliza_Doolittle
"Warned for lad hugging"
Joined: 16 Mar 2006
Posts: 1979
Location: Contemplating a plan to steal Shiver's cat
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Mon Mar 03, 2008 1:23 pm |
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Oh man - and I felt sorry for that little goat that Ed had - - now we have a lad who does kitties. Poor kitties!! |
_________________ Uch3nna - 222km Lagos, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin
M4rtins Uzo - Lagos to Abuja "l have spent money,time,took risk to travel all the way from lagos to abuja to meet you.(8 good hours on board)."
Ed - Port Harcourt to Kaduna
vLad's ebay auction states "Wonderful seller! Thinks "out of the box" to get item to you."
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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/MrsRobinson419"> Click to see the videos Ed sent me.</a><br>
<A href="http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/index.html"> Eliza's lad quotes, photos, and audio files</a>
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*this sig icon has been censored* <br><a href="http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/809104_ML.pdf" > click here</a> for a Bank Account Transfer Form.
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narf
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 28 Jan 2008
Posts: 28
Location: Cardassia
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Mon Mar 03, 2008 1:41 pm |
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(10) marital status: married with 3 children. |
and he's married with children!! or to children? always mistake that |
_________________ "Until then keep leaving in an atmosphere of Vivian divine blessings." V1v1an M0rg4n
"I kindly advise that you stop to use some words like cheating on you because we are very serious about this transaction" C0sm0 Christ0ph3r |
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ChainYanker
Collecting TShirts the Hard Way
Joined: 02 Dec 2007
Posts: 1497
Location: Shouting "Fire!" in crowded theaters across America
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Mon Mar 03, 2008 11:56 pm |
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His bloodtype is "ax"? Is he a serial killer or something? |
_________________ x3
FEMALE
"This deal does not have anything to do with religion because we are talking about $10.150 million us dollars" -Bangu Mali
"YOUR DEATH IS AT HAND HENCE YOU LEARNT HOW TO DOUBLE CROSS OTHER GUYMAN KEEP IT ON AND WATCH OUT" -Don Jack
"why is it that you dont believed that the unicorn is avaialabe" -Victoria Smith
"i have seen that you are not financially capable to handle this great opportunity maturedly" -Muhammad Bla1se
Earned a pony, earned a bun, still not sure what they mean --> |
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manbiteslion
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Dec 2007
Posts: 4816
Location: Connecting my chair and keyboard
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Tue Mar 04, 2008 2:43 am |
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