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wayne
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Sat Mar 01, 2008 5:12 pm |
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Here's some highlights of a conversation I had with a lad earlier. He hung about for an hour or more arguing with me.
LAD: i still dont know you
LAD: send your pix
ME: ever heard of the word please?
LAD: picture
ME: manners
LAD: /?????????????
ME: you don't say "send your pix". that's rude. you have to ask nicely. remember "please" and "thank you". manners don't cost anything
ME: well then i guess you don't have any manners. talk to me again when you learn some.
LAD: fuck you
LAD: i know who you are
LAD: no man is an island
ME: my name's XXXXXX and i would have sent you my picture if you weren't so bloody rude about it
LAD: ty
ME: but you went and blew it. you think i'd send my picture to you now after what you said to me?
ME: all you had to do was say please but you're too much of an ignorant pig to do that
LAD: fuck you and what you are
ME: what exactly is it you think i am?
LAD: i know you boy
LAD: a fool
ME: and why exactly am i a fool?
LAD: because you think you can fool me
LAD: if you have made your coins, use it for your family
LAD: they need it
LAD: i am blessed
LAD: NO MAN IS AN ISLAND
ME: and what the hell is that supposed to mean?
LAD: AT LEAST YOU PASSED THROUGH SCHOOL
ME: and college. and university. so it's your lack of education you're trying to cover up with the foul language?
LAD: SORRY EDUCATED FOOL
ME: i'm done talking to you. once you learn how to talk to a lady then MAYBE we can talk again
LAD: CANT FOOL ME
LAD: I KNOW YOU BOY
LAD: WANT TO KNOW ABOUT YOUR SELF
LAD: I WILL TELL U
ME: come on then. what is it you think you know about me?
LAD: WANT TO KNOW
LAD: CLASSIFIED FOOL
ME: what the hell are you talking about?
LAD: YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DO
LAD: WHAT YOU KNOW IS WHAT YOU KNOW
ME: are you eating cheap fortune cookies there and getting that crap from them? just what is it you seem to think i am?
LAD: ok
LAD: i see you are using multiple messenger
BUZZ!!!
ME: multiple messenger?
LAD: to ba ti demo tan jekin gbo
ME: you're not funny anymore. i'm bored of you. you think you know some secret about me but you won't say what it is. maybe because youe full of bullshit
LAD: dont worry time will judge
ME: maybe so, but you obviously have no clue.
ME: come on, tell me what you think you know about me.
BUZZ!!!
LAD: ok
LAD: your wife just cooked you a nice meal, thats why your mouth is blabbing
ME: well that would be difficult seeing as i'm female. want to try again?
BUZZ!!!
LAD: oh cut that out
LAD: go and get married
ME: you really are an idiot aren't you?
LAD: you dont have manners
ME: this from someone that doesn't know to say please when asking for something?
LAD: keep hustling
ME: hustling? what the hell are you on about boy?
LAD: keep looki9n
ME: rude AND ignorant i see. take the hint. go away. stop being a pain in the ass before i have to report you
LAD: go on and report your self to efcc
LAD: if you are finished checking your mails at abule egba let me know
ME: i think you'll find i'm way more north than that
LAD: thats your cup of tea
ME: what exactly do you think i am?
LAD: kgb,fbi,cia,
LAD: be what ever you want
LAD: thats your cup of tea |
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Reaper
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Location: Travelling in a fried-out combie. On a hippie trail, head full of zombie...
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LAD: NO MAN IS AN ISLAND |
What the hell does that mean? |
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Ex.
Nature's Asshole
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Sun Mar 02, 2008 12:40 am |
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Wtf. |
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Sgt Cho
419Eater is my life
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Sun Mar 02, 2008 12:57 am |
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I love that cocky arrogant tone they take, crapping on about how they are smart and KNOW you are another scammer! |
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Yastreb
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Joined: 04 Apr 2006
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Sun Mar 02, 2008 1:02 am |
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LAD: NO MAN IS AN ISLAND |
What have you Donne?
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LAD: AT LEAST YOU PASSED THROUGH SCHOOL |
I hate to think what the Lad's passed through, but it ain't pretty... |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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Baiting Guru
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Sun Mar 02, 2008 12:40 pm |
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ME: ever heard of the word please?
LAD: picture
ME: manners
LAD: /?????????????
ME: you don't say "send your pix". that's rude. you have to ask nicely. remember "please" and "thank you". manners don't cost anything
ME: well then i guess you don't have any manners. talk to me again when you learn some.
LAD: fuck you |
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thebutcher
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Joined: 15 Feb 2008
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Sun Mar 02, 2008 8:20 pm |
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LAD: SORRY EDUCATED FOOL |
What an insult, that lad's got balls to be saying stuff like that to people |
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wayne
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Mon Mar 03, 2008 12:07 am |
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That reminded me of something I had in my sig a while back, which went something like "and you are the wisest fool i've ever come across" |
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