February 29th - I do or I don't

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Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 4:08 pm

[quote="jojobean"]

He'll also need a little help being peeled out of those speedos too.
[/quote]

What's with your fixation on me and my swimsuit? I thought that you were JMR's bitch. Leave me alone. You're starting to creep me out.

Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 4:12 pm

Not to worry jojo. All is fair in love and war. The YW photos will be hitting shortly........

@packman, you are treading on thin ice my friend Evil or Very Mad

Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 4:15 pm

@YW She did WHAT?!?!?! Evil or Very Mad

And to think, I was going to maybe let her come out & have some fun on the zip line too. Well she can just forget about that. So it will just be me & you on the zip line. I even went out & got shiny new restraints, you will like these much better. I know I will. Twisted Evil

Trophy Videos · Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 4:33 pm

@thefife - Please be careful on your zipline. I wouldn't want you to get hurt. What time shall I start on the chicken?

Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 5:02 pm

Don't worry SH, that's what the uh safety restraints are for. I can bring them w/ me if you think you are ready for that. Wink

Go ahead & put the chicken in in about 2 or 3 hours.

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 Mar 2006 Posts: 7103 Location: Yes

Ummm, can someone help me out of these restraints? Hedge-clippers would be fine. Eight can really tie a tight knot!

@JoJo -- remember, YW doesn't wear Speedos anymore -- not since the skin-sloughing incident due to his psoriasis.

I'm typing this with a pencil held in my teeth (she mercifully removed the gag).

Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 6:14 pm

Yes, how could I forget?

Ima, I'm still here if there is anything you'd like to ask....

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

[quote="Nanny Ogg"]Deja vu

Its the valentines thread all over again.[/quote]

That's why I asked Snerd to be my St.Patrick'sDay-Tine!! Laughing

@Harry: What the hell? Why would you post that picture and associate my name with it in any way, shape or form? Some people don't read carefully, they're going to think that's a picture of me. Crying or Very sad

@Snerd? Was that rambling about spending money a yes or a no? Wink

(even if I did make it up)

Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 7:06 pm

I'm just wondering what the poor chickens did to have to be put in restraints.....

Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 7:09 pm

@Ima, clearly you did not read the disclaimer included in that post, and I quote:

Quote:

She claims it is jojo during one of their "meetings".

To clarify further......The picture is jojo. Not Ima.

sheesh....the things I do for women...........

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

Oh, I read it.
Thanks for the further clarification. . . Let's just remove my name completely. That picture has nothing to do with me. It seems that Harry took that picture and claims that it is Jojo. I don't want to know any more about that "meeting". Wink

Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 7:15 pm

Actually that photo is of Harry himself when he got into my lingerie drawer......silly goose.

You have made the top of my list Bawlsie! Hang in there until tonight.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

Ima, I would, but I'm a bit leery about this St.Patrick'sDay-Tine thing- I've googled it and looked on Wiki...I really have my doubts.

Plus, after our picnic, I still haven't figured out a way to tell my wife that little Sners may have to come up with another way to go to college....what with the money I had to borrow for the limo, the really expensive champagne, and the romantic moonlight helicopter ride. Sad

Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 7:27 pm

@Harry.. i can run faster scared than you can mad

Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 7:29 pm

[quote="jojobean"]Yes, how could I forget?

Ima, I'm still here if there is anything you'd like to ask....[/quote]

Hey there Jojo. Ima asked me to ask you why you suck so much?

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

Ok, your loss, Snerd. Wink

Don't come crying to me when you're all jealous of some other Eater guy.

@Jojo, I did ask YW why you sucked so much, but I am sorry about it.
Do you want to be my St.Patrick'sDay-tine? (No, I don't intend to ask anyone to marry me. That's just crazy, even if it is leapyear). Laughing

Edited to add: Yes, I did make up St.Patrick'sDay-tine. . . but it doesn't make it any less real in my head. Very Happy

Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 7:36 pm

Ima wrote:

Quote:

Do you want to be my St.Patrick'sDay-tine? (No, I don't intend to ask anyone to marry me. That's just crazy, even if it is leapyear). Laughing

No thanks. I think I'll party with YW and the gang. Ha! That's what you girls get for baiting us!

That's what you get for asking YW to ask me that question!

Trophy Videos · Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 7:36 pm

@thefife - Chicken is cooking nicely. You may bring the restraints, but you must allow me to look at them first, so I can figure out how to pick the locks. It's not as comfortable for me to hang upside down as most people. Maybe on the wall would be okay, so I could see what it is you are doing to me. I await, you. Don't be late. i don't like burned chicken. Smile

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

@Jojo: You teasing bastard. See if I fall for that trick again! And to think, I felt sorry for you on Valentine's Day when PRS didn't pick you.

Laughing

Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 7:40 pm

BWHAHAHAHAHAAH!

PRS was pretty smart, because I would have done EXACTLY that! She gets picked on behind her back for being blonde, but she must not be all that flighty.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

Well, I for one am glad to see JoJo come to his senses. Thumbs up

...I'm sure that his refusal of your offer had nothing to do with the (some would characterize it as such) "threatening" PM he may have received, the pictures of his house, or the thought that his precious Sea-Monkeys might "accidentally" fall into a pot of boiling water.

Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 7:48 pm

Nope Snerd. This was pure bait. These women think they can lead us around by our noses or our, ehm, other parts. This is NOT the case. We don't need them. Not one bit! The guys will stick together as usual. Snerd, if you ever want to join us and be one of the guys, just let us know. Laughing

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

I thought that you guys banned me from the 'He-Man Woman Hater's' club for life....are you saying that I can come back in? jump_4_joy

Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 7:56 pm

^^^^
Only if you stop wearing the womens clothing and start dressing like a man.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

Fine.

I didn't like the heels, anyway.

Can I keep the pom-poms, though? Or do you really have to have them back?

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