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irishemigrant
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Joined: 22 Jul 2007
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Thu Feb 28, 2008 8:30 pm |
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I'm not going to get sucked into another of these threads again, my fragile ego took too much of a beating in the Valentines thread.
I'll be back at JMR's delightful ranch style trailer at the Happy Glades and Fish Tackle Camping Ground.
Doing real men things, drinking, belching, farting, looking for navel lint and bar b queing large lumps of named animal parts. |
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thefife
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Apr 2007
Posts: 2261
Location: Soaked in Holy Ghost Fiyah...it tastes like chicken
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Thu Feb 28, 2008 8:36 pm |
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@ YW OK, I laid out a fresh trail for you, chocolate body paint & whipped cream, just follow it till you get to the red X.
EDIT to add: SH I didn't forget about you sweetie. Don't vex yourself, I'll blow thru jojo's pile 'o cash in no time. |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Thu Feb 28, 2008 8:37 pm |
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Ummmm. Fresh tail. Oh, you said 'trail'. |
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Mugatu
** Retired **
Joined: 13 May 2007
Posts: 3773
Location: The star of India
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Thu Feb 28, 2008 8:41 pm |
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Ladies, please don't make Ookie baby jump up and down behind his bars for your attention! I can assure you he's a very tall, dark and handsome chimp, and NEVER throws his muck through the bars at you. In fact he's quite a charming dinner companion. In a "tea party" sort of way.
I'm just going to sit back and wait for my valentine to make up her mind. I'm not such a cunning linguist as m'learned colleague JMR, but I make up for it with raw animal magnetism. |
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Reaper
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Joined: 06 May 2007
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Location: Travelling in a fried-out combie. On a hippie trail, head full of zombie...
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Thu Feb 28, 2008 8:53 pm |
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Yes Ook, I accept. |
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TheGreatOok
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Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 2355
Location: Lost in L-Space
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Thu Feb 28, 2008 9:23 pm |
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JMRazor
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Mar 2006
Posts: 7103
Location: Yes
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Thu Feb 28, 2008 9:41 pm |
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Damn, I'm torn. Do I proposition my Valentine, who was the most charming of love rats, or do I throw myself at the smooth-tongued lawyer, and get myself some more of his good stuff? |
Eight -- I'm afraid I'm not one to share, and will present a vigorous (not to mention rigorous) defense in order to maintain the bond heretofore established.
what is with the quote button these days? |
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packman
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Dec 2007
Posts: 1498
Location: In his own little world but it's ok, they know him there.
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Thu Feb 28, 2008 9:47 pm |
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oh did i mention i can lick my eyebrows |
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Thu Feb 28, 2008 9:48 pm |
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^^^^
We figured that out already. Can't most lizards? |
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Chibuike
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 07 Mar 2006
Posts: 693
Location: My corner of the world...
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Thu Feb 28, 2008 9:56 pm |
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What's with the licking, Ex and Pack? Don't go there woman, don't go there....okay I am going there.....three hours of licking his eyebrows in tiny circles? Last time I saw someone do that they were at McDonald's sitting in a booth with a sippy cup. |
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Eight
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Joined: 11 Sep 2004
Posts: 8710
Location: UK
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Thu Feb 28, 2008 10:36 pm |
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Eight -- I'm afraid I'm not one to share, and will present a vigorous (not to mention rigorous) defense in order to maintain the bond heretofore established. |
I cannot gainsay the force of your rhetoric. I am yours, ab initio and ad finem.
And I corrected the quote in your post - there's a glitch. |
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Harry Bawls
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Oct 2006
Posts: 1310
Location: Somewhere, nowhere, everywhere
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Thu Feb 28, 2008 10:53 pm |
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Where do I begin? During Valentines Day I was a happy-go-lucky man. I had it ALL! YW, jojo, and JMR were caught trying to "out man" each other, and I was nestled comfortably in the arms of my beloved Chibuike. Even when everyone was vomiting over JMR and Eight talking that lawyer mumbo-jumbo, I had my one true love.
Sure, she used me up sexually and tossed me aside, but truth be known, I liked being treated like that. I have not had a good nights sleep since then. I just doze off, and start to dream of my Chibuike. I dream about the time she tied me up to the bed, hauled out the "cat-o-nine tails", and whipped me until there was not a square inch of my body that wasn't beet red. I then bolt upright thinking "is she here, or was I dreaming?" I look around, and alas, she is not here. I try crying myself back to sleep, but to no avail.
Now I see she is on the hunt again. Do I even get a mention? No, unless you count her first post about me being used up. If only you knew my dear, sweet Chibuike. I am ready for round 2. The other so-called "men" that are trying to get your attention will only break your heart. You know, and I know, I am the only one for you.
Remember when you said that the first proposal turned out to be your last? Well, I can fix that. Baby, you and I were meant to be together. Just say the word, and I will run out to Wal-mart and buy the fanciest pair of dress britches they have, along with a snappy button down shirt, and what the hell, I might even get a tie, and I will meet you in Vegas. We can have an Elvis impersonator hitch us.
What do you say Chibuike?
PS. My "tool" is almost completely healed from last time. |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Thu Feb 28, 2008 11:02 pm |
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Harry Bawls
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Oct 2006
Posts: 1310
Location: Somewhere, nowhere, everywhere
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Thu Feb 28, 2008 11:08 pm |
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Thu Feb 28, 2008 11:25 pm |
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@thefife - I shall wait for you patiently, my green-haired beauty, after you toss JoJo aside and find me. I shall prepare the feast. |
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Chibuike
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 07 Mar 2006
Posts: 693
Location: My corner of the world...
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Thu Feb 28, 2008 11:28 pm |
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^^^removes Slap from her list and puts Bawlsie on it. Oh, Harry, if you can get that splint off your love machine by Friday evening I will gladly take you back. The splinters were just getting to be a bit too much. |
_________________ "I didn't know Oscar was a pimp!" Chibuike
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JMRazor
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Mar 2006
Posts: 7103
Location: Yes
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Thu Feb 28, 2008 11:37 pm |
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I cannot gainsay the force of your rhetoric. I am yours, ab initio and ad finem. |
Then I can put away this restraining order...unless you feel like you could use some...restraining. |
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Harry Bawls
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Oct 2006
Posts: 1310
Location: Somewhere, nowhere, everywhere
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Thu Feb 28, 2008 11:58 pm |
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<--------- How many men would step up to the plate like this? |
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SlapHappy
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Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Fri Feb 29, 2008 12:16 am |
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Well, i guess any man who goes through the pain of a splint, and wants more from Chibuike must have something going for him. Looks aren't everything, Harry.
And I'm sorry Chibuike that I was sratched off your list. It's just that I was a bit afraid of your agressive nature, and Harry doesn't seem to mind. I think he needs you. No hard feelings, ok? |
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x10 X2 MM:Mikex2, JohnK, D@rlington, Ob1, Armstrong, Ismail, TG&Friend
x3 Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra-Tamale
(19 mo.) Tina and Joe's Safari - Accra to Niger & Timbucktu
Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
x3 H3ctor & C@leb - Yankar1 & Parakou
x2 Charles and Friend-Amsterdam to Vatican
Issac to Chad
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Fri Feb 29, 2008 12:22 am |
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Can't most lizards? |
I've been avoiding posting in this thread, but you guys and gals are killing me. |
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thefife
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Apr 2007
Posts: 2261
Location: Soaked in Holy Ghost Fiyah...it tastes like chicken
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Fri Feb 29, 2008 12:22 am |
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@ SH A feast you say? I can't resist a man who will feed me. After I'm done w/ Jojo & his cash & drain YW of every ounce of energy in his body, I'll be over to show you my wild side.
And where is my Simba? Every now & again I do like some romance from someone well versed in the art. |
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Barr. Johnny Gawa: Hello Baby.
Let hope to make it more real for good. (+2 pics of him rockin his delicate underthings)
Pastor Ramesh:Dear Mother Guch33y B4ggs in christ,
...So we want repair our tached prayer house. If you would like to help us 500 dollars it will be great help...Now I am some pictures for your kind notice. I am waiting for your reply.
Thanking you. Yours in His service (+ Banner!)
Pastor Ramesh: I dont want any luxary life ...Presently I need bicycle. It cost nearly $100 dollars. If you give this it is great need for me.
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Fri Feb 29, 2008 12:26 am |
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@thefife - I'm starting to tingle after your encouraging words. What's your pleasure for a nice midnight supper? |
_________________ x Reven U., Fats Walla, Donny
x10 X2 MM:Mikex2, JohnK, D@rlington, Ob1, Armstrong, Ismail, TG&Friend
x3 Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra-Tamale
(19 mo.) Tina and Joe's Safari - Accra to Niger & Timbucktu
Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
x3 H3ctor & C@leb - Yankar1 & Parakou
x2 Charles and Friend-Amsterdam to Vatican
Issac to Chad
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thefife
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Apr 2007
Posts: 2261
Location: Soaked in Holy Ghost Fiyah...it tastes like chicken
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Fri Feb 29, 2008 12:50 am |
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[quote="SlapHappy"]I'm starting to tingle [/quote]
Oooo I like the sound of that. You will be doing much more than that by the time I'm thru w/ you. As for our feast, watcha got? I'm not a picky eater, I'll try pretty much anything once. |
_________________ Mercedes-Benz Safari Invitational Peter S0lomon Lagos to Calabar Lagos to Kano via Abuja (w/ OxygenDeprived)
Barr. Johnny Gawa: Hello Baby.
Let hope to make it more real for good. (+2 pics of him rockin his delicate underthings)
Pastor Ramesh:Dear Mother Guch33y B4ggs in christ,
...So we want repair our tached prayer house. If you would like to help us 500 dollars it will be great help...Now I am some pictures for your kind notice. I am waiting for your reply.
Thanking you. Yours in His service (+ Banner!)
Pastor Ramesh: I dont want any luxary life ...Presently I need bicycle. It cost nearly $100 dollars. If you give this it is great need for me.
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Fri Feb 29, 2008 2:26 am |
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@thefife - How about the specialty of the house, then? Chicken riggies, that are sure to knock your socks off, and maybe a little bit more. And a piping hot pippin-pie alamode, topped with sweet nuts. The coffee of the house is a fine Viennese roasted arabica brew from the mountains of Papua. I'm hungry and thirsty for your presence, the fife. |
_________________ x Reven U., Fats Walla, Donny
x10 X2 MM:Mikex2, JohnK, D@rlington, Ob1, Armstrong, Ismail, TG&Friend
x3 Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra-Tamale
(19 mo.) Tina and Joe's Safari - Accra to Niger & Timbucktu
Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
x3 H3ctor & C@leb - Yankar1 & Parakou
x2 Charles and Friend-Amsterdam to Vatican
Issac to Chad
Be A Cool Cat, Like Me Trophy Videos Cool Stuff
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thefife
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Apr 2007
Posts: 2261
Location: Soaked in Holy Ghost Fiyah...it tastes like chicken
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Fri Feb 29, 2008 2:34 am |
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[quote="SlapHappy"]I'm hungry and thirsty for your presence, the fife. [/quote]
I'm on my way!! I have to go put some socks on so they can be knocked off. |
_________________ Mercedes-Benz Safari Invitational Peter S0lomon Lagos to Calabar Lagos to Kano via Abuja (w/ OxygenDeprived)
Barr. Johnny Gawa: Hello Baby.
Let hope to make it more real for good. (+2 pics of him rockin his delicate underthings)
Pastor Ramesh:Dear Mother Guch33y B4ggs in christ,
...So we want repair our tached prayer house. If you would like to help us 500 dollars it will be great help...Now I am some pictures for your kind notice. I am waiting for your reply.
Thanking you. Yours in His service (+ Banner!)
Pastor Ramesh: I dont want any luxary life ...Presently I need bicycle. It cost nearly $100 dollars. If you give this it is great need for me.
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