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Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 9:55 pm

Hi all,

I've been lurking around here for a few months now. A couple of months ago, I started baiting this lad from here as a female college student (after reading the stickies and stuff, of course Wink

). After a few emails with excuses, wrong MTCNs and dll files, Dave here began to suspect I was a joker and demanded a picture of me in front of my college with my friends. I slapped him saying that he was accusing me of being a liar. So he backed off from that demand. After my last failed MG transfer yesterday due to the transfer machine breaking down, he claimed that he knew I was a joker from the start and was wasting my time. So I slapped him again for accusing me of being a liar, and telling him to f*** off if he didn't want my help in getting his funds transferred. Today I got this:

Lad wrote:

You should have examined your brain well before you are talking, you are even worst than a f**king bastard and animal living in the bush. You even a man called yourself a woman, Watch from, I will invoke african JUJU on you and you will turn to a woman before the end of this year. You are not even a joke, you are f**king joker. and mind you that you are dealing with a professional person and one that knows and read all words from you carefully. I try you in another way so that you will continue wasting your time to joke. Useless figure and little brat. Lion will soon consume you and you will have sex as you delight more on that with the dead.

Since I'm going to be consumed by a lion soon, I thought I'll post my first post here so I can die happy. But on the bright side, I'm getting a free sex change operation! Laughing

Then again, I might be gone by the end of the year. Laughing

I think I'll rebait him as a circus clown or something.

Thought I'd share this with you all.

419Eater is my life Joined: 18 May 2007 Posts: 428

Not a clown, a lion tamer. Laughing

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 9:59 pm

^^^

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 10:01 pm

No zoo trips for you for the next 12 months then! Hope you had fun with him - have you got any more characters you're baiting him with? Maybe it's time for some fresh ones. He seems good value and would spit feathers once he realises that half or more of his mugus are actually your baiting characters Wink

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 10:03 pm

Welcome to the machine Freddy. I wanted to take a minute and say hello before the juju gets you. Laughing

419Eater is my life Joined: 18 May 2007 Posts: 428

Oh, and if you haven't already, get a mentor and read the stickies. I'll talk to the lad about calling off the juju if you give me his email... Laughing

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 10:28 pm

That's an awsome death threat! Congratulations! Very Happy

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 10:44 pm

You know, most of us have to work really hard for a long time to get a death threat. And look at you, after such a short time. Congrats!

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 10:49 pm

Welcome aboard, it sounds like you're off to a great start Very Happy

Master Baiter Joined: 05 Sep 2006 Posts: 170

Quote:

Lion will soon consume you and you will have sex as you delight more on that with the dead.

what the ?????? Shocked

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 11:10 pm

^^^^^ The lads don't know it, and neither do most other people, but in their own way they are literary geniuses. They have their own unique style, their own way of stringing together nonsense in a way that is so brilliantly funny.

And the thing of it is, they're not even trying to be funny!

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 11:28 pm

Great sig material though! Very Happy

Quote:

Lion will soon consume you and you will have sex as you delight more on that with the dead.

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 11:40 pm

Quote:

you are dealing with a professional person

Yes, his grammar and death threat are that of a "professional person." Hitman, perhaps? Laughing

Not quite a Newb Joined: 21 Feb 2008 Posts: 50

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Lion will soon consume you and you will have sex

Could you write back and ask him to clarify this? Does he mean you'll have sex AS the lion is consuming you, or in the afterlife? Enquiring minds want to know.

It boggles the mind how all these scammers get so indignant. This is like someone stealing from your home, then suing you because the jewels he stole from you are CZ and not diamonds. Rolling Eyes

But of course, thieves aren't usually known for their intelligence.

Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 12:52 am

Welcome aboard, Freddy! If you need to "prove" to the scammer that you are, indeed a "girl", I'm sure myself or another nice lady baiter would be happy to assist you. Laughing

Can you imagine how AWFUL it would make the lad feel to find out that you "really are" a female? Laughing

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 1731

What weasel said about calling the lads. I love to call them especially when I know it is 3 or 4 AM their time.

I've never had a death threat. Great job.

Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 1:20 am

@Freddy,
A Juju death threat so early in your career? Great work!!!
Welcome.....and Goodbye.
It a pleasure to know you for such a short period of time.... Laughing