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Tasman
Elite Baiter
Joined: 01 Jun 2007
Posts: 1951
Location: In an offside position
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Got this in my inbox after trying to find my first phad to bait. Useful advice to all you cyber geeks who don't get out much!
Dating Tips for Men
Men who go out for dates want to look and act at their best, and are sometimes pressured to keep their girl while dating. Now, if you want the apple of your eyes stick with you like a bubble gum until the end of your date. I've put together this mini-encyclopedia of Dating Tips for Men.
DO'S
Observe proper hygiene. Clean yourself not just from head to toe as well as your wardrobe and foot wear.
Plan your date well. Think of different activities that can surely excites the girl not just the usual fine dining in a restaurant. With this, it can give her second thoughts that you are the type of a guy who is worth dating for!
Know her likes and dislikes. To give you an idea what ambiance and food she enjoys the most. This is also to avoid monotonous situation and conversation.
Be humorous. Women love a man who knows how to make them laugh out loud and can brighten up their day. Remember be sure to throw a clean and good sense of humor.
Let her feel that she's an extraordinary special in your date. Treat her not just a princess but a queen. You know, girls like to be pampered.
Pay the bills. To show that you're a responsible kind of person however don't expect for a return.
Act with confidence. Women adore men who are confident that can be their knight in shining armor to shield them when they're vulnerable.
DON�T�S
Checking the time every now and then. It can make the girl annoyed.
Don't be Late. If you hope to go out with her for NTH times.
Carrying your own chair. Too much impressing about your achievements in life can irritate your potential lady love's ear. Be enigmatic. Let her discover that you're the man of the hour. You'll see how amazed she is!
But then again, remember, whichever way you look at it, be sincere with your intentions to her in order to capture her heart and perhaps hear those sweetest "yes" soon.
Good luck in your careful search for love! |
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Thu Feb 21, 2008 8:38 am |
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...Clean yourself not just from head to toe as well as your wardrobe... |
Thanks for the advice.
So that's where I've been going wrong. I get the beautiful women into the bedroom department and they run their finger over me MFI flat pack self assembly MDF white melamine wardrobe, spot the dust, and then scarper. Good job they don't look inside it.
If fact assembling flat pack bedroom furniture is very much like making love to a beautiful woman...you lug them up the stairs after a few beers to steady your nerves for the rigours to come, lay out all their bits out on the bedroom floor, throw away the the instructions, and then just start screwing and hammering away like there is no tomorrow and hope that it all comes together in the end with nothing left over. |
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"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah
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HANS MOLEMAN
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 01 Mar 2005
Posts: 906
Location: Halfway between the stubble jumpers and the big rocks
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Thu Feb 21, 2008 8:48 am |
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Carrying your own chair. |
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Cherrie
** Mentoring Guru **
Joined: 23 Jun 2004
Posts: 1746
Location: Still digging up dirt...but now somewhere else.
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Thu Feb 21, 2008 8:52 am |
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What you forgot to mention:
If she turns up for the 2nd date wearing a wedding dress...ignore all the above |
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Murry Guru
Baiting Guru
Joined: 11 May 2007
Posts: 5561
Location: Turned into Ralph
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Thu Feb 21, 2008 9:11 am |
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Very informative Tasman,
I have long forgotten these tips.
The only one I remember from my dating days, always go for the ... perhaps another forum would be best for my tips |
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Thu Feb 21, 2008 9:28 am |
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Tommo's alternative dating tips for men...
DOs...
Always date beautiful women. Believe you me, although they are harder work and more expensive than those that have fallen out of the ugly tree, but at least you can take them to the pub and introduce them to your mates without fear of ridicule.
Always carry your own chair on the first date. To ask them to carry it for you should be saved to at least the second date.
To create a good impression, always dust down your wardrobe at regular intervals-see my previous post.
Always open doors for them, especially on the way out the morning after after the night before.
Only date women called Carol. That way you can never get their name wrong and it saves embarrassment in any intimate moments.
DONTs...
Don't expect them to go Dutch on the restaurant bill until at least the second date.
Don't expect them to carry your chair until at least the second date.
Don't date anybody called Deidre. Your Carol will be extremely upset if you do.
Don't sleep on the wet patch.
Don't ever ever forget Valentine's Day. Send yourself a couple of anonymous cards just to keep your beloved on her toes. To really piss Carol off, send yourself a bunch of red roses with a card signed "Lots of love Deidre".
[Edited - for grammar] |
_________________ £1,052,334.30 (=US$2,121,125.60) lads fake cheques out of circulation (at 11/6/2008)
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"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah
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Professor So And So
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Dec 2007
Posts: 1337
Location: Hash Conditions
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Thu Feb 21, 2008 10:16 am |
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Funny stuff, Tommo. |
_________________ - Ibrahim - Lagos - Parakou - "Find out if there is any western union money transfer from the 5imba camp"
- Mr. Green - Germany - Amsterdam, Holland - "I'll be in a brown check suit and trousers and a brown shoe."
- Mr. Mark - Accra - Tamale - "I thank you so much for the pain,time,money and life that you caused."
- Mr. Neill - London, England - Glasgow, Scotland - "Yu are really causing confusions between us all."
- William - Accra, Ghana - Maiduguri, Nigeria
- Miracle - Benin - N'Djamena, Chad - "Too much mosquitoes"
- Godspower - Ghana - N'Djamena, Chad
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Gnasher
Baiting Guru
Joined: 29 May 2006
Posts: 2849
Location: Centre Stage in the Theatre of Cruelty
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Thu Feb 21, 2008 10:51 am |
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Tommo Shanter wrote: |
f fact assembling flat pack bedroom furniture is very much like making love to a beautiful woman...you lug them up the stairs after a few beers to steady your nerves for the rigours to come, lay out all their bits out on the bedroom floor, throw away the the instructions, and then just start screwing and hammering away like there is no tomorrow and hope that it all comes together in the end with nothing left over. |
And remember, always pick your bedroom flatpack furniture from Ikea. "Shagga" or "Bangbang" give excellent value for money but are frequently unavailable. Avoid "Soggi" and "Droopi" which look great in the catalogue but are very disappointing when you finally get them home. |
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"they are in deed the swinders rotating about in the net and searching for whom they will stylishly defraud your belongings" A. Moron
"Please pray harder for God to guide and protect us during our travelling because flight airplane i observe is a very big risky" Abdul Karibu
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Thu Feb 21, 2008 11:17 am |
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Gnasher wrote: |
... Avoid "Soggi" and "Droopi" which look great in the catalogue but are very disappointing when you finally get them home. |
Weren't they the two unlucky vertically challenged little people lacking in height stature that failed the fluffing audition for 'Debbie Does The Seven Dwarfs' because they couldn't reach? |
_________________ £1,052,334.30 (=US$2,121,125.60) lads fake cheques out of circulation (at 11/6/2008)
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"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah
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Gnasher
Baiting Guru
Joined: 29 May 2006
Posts: 2849
Location: Centre Stage in the Theatre of Cruelty
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Thu Feb 21, 2008 11:28 am |
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No, I believe that was "Tweaki" and "Flikki" - and now I'll get my coat..... |
_________________ x21
"you have to pay because he need to submit this form to the Federal Ministry Of Fancies" Barrister John/Mike/Richard Okeke
"they are in deed the swinders rotating about in the net and searching for whom they will stylishly defraud your belongings" A. Moron
"Please pray harder for God to guide and protect us during our travelling because flight airplane i observe is a very big risky" Abdul Karibu
"WE DOESN'T LIKE HOW DISOBIDIENT YOU ARE!" Coco Law Chambers
"BE INFORMED THAT YOU WILL INCUR DUMMERAGE AFTER 9 DAYS FROM TODAY" Burkina Faso Air Secure Air Service.\ |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Thu Feb 21, 2008 12:21 pm |
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B. A. Ware
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Joined: 14 Apr 2007
Posts: 1828
Location: I've fallen and I can't reach my beer.
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Thu Feb 21, 2008 6:41 pm |
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Tommo, if you ever write a book, I'll buy several copies.
God that's funny stuff.
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Thu Feb 21, 2008 6:51 pm |
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^^^Thank you. My publisher will be in touch for advance orders...
Warning - watch out that blond bint (you know who you are) that writes those crappy adolescent wizardy flying broomstick-type novels, Tommo is coming very soon! And it won't be pretty! |
_________________ £1,052,334.30 (=US$2,121,125.60) lads fake cheques out of circulation (at 11/6/2008)
x135 (at 26/9/2008) x138
"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah
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Chibuike
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 07 Mar 2006
Posts: 693
Location: My corner of the world...
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Thu Feb 21, 2008 7:26 pm |
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My $.02 worth -
Don't talk about your ex - lovers, wives, girlfriends. The red flags go flying and we start looking for escape windows in the restaurant's restrooms.
Don't talk about your sex conquests. Ever!
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_________________ "I didn't know Oscar was a pimp!" Chibuike
"simple....go fuck a tree trunk" Phillip Johnson
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irishemigrant
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 22 Jul 2007
Posts: 4933
Location: 40*45' S 172* 34'E
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Thu Feb 21, 2008 8:29 pm |
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Don't talk about your sex conquests. Ever! |
When I finally have one, I'm letting everyone know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Chibuike
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 07 Mar 2006
Posts: 693
Location: My corner of the world...
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Thu Feb 21, 2008 10:11 pm |
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^^^Okay we will let you tell us all about your minute of pleasure. |
_________________ "I didn't know Oscar was a pimp!" Chibuike
"simple....go fuck a tree trunk" Phillip Johnson
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irishemigrant
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 22 Jul 2007
Posts: 4933
Location: 40*45' S 172* 34'E
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Thu Feb 21, 2008 10:13 pm |
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It lasts a minute???????????
Oh joyus occasion, I'll be over come |
_________________ SeniorNet NZ Local Branch ongoing workshops about internet scams
http://www.scamwarners.com/ For when you want to remember why we bait
Goodbye Mike (Paranoid) Friend, confidant, partner. Till we meet again.
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Thu Feb 21, 2008 10:21 pm |
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So many rules- I'm so glad that I'm married.
Tommo wrote: |
Only date women called Carol. That way you can never get their name wrong and it saves embarrassment in any intimate moments.
Don't date anybody called Deidre. Your Carol will be extremely upset if you do. |
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Gold Hat
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Joined: 18 Jul 2004
Posts: 2049
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Fri Feb 22, 2008 3:08 am |
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Okay . . okay . . . you checked your hygiene, shined your shoes, carried your f*king chair and then had to listen to the woman go on and on and on about her mother, types of wedding dresses and the only other date she ever had.
Okay she did have great casabas that jiggled when she giggled but that didn't even come close to making up for the DATE FROM HELL. Time to put some distance between you and this 'woman'.
But . . .stupid git you . . . she managed to wheedle your phone number from you during a moment of weakness . . . Now what are you going to do? You just know she is gonna call you and want to hook up again.
Not to worry . . . here are some most excellent excuses you can use to deflect the addled woman when she calls . . . . . . .
Try these:
I'd love to, but...
I have to floss my cat.
I want to spend more time with my blender.
I'm enrolled in aerobic scream therapy.
There's a disturbance in the Force.
I'm doing door-to-door collecting for static cling.
I have to go to the post office to see if I'm still wanted.
I'm teaching my ferret to yodel.
I have to check the freshness dates on my dairy products.
I'm attending the opening of my garage door.
The monsters haven't turned blue yet, and I have to eat more dots.
I'm taking punk totem pole carving.
I've got a Friends of Rutabaga meeting.
My yucca plant is feeling yucky.
I'm touring China with a wok band.
I never go out on days that end in "Y."
I'm uncomfortable when I'm alone or with others.
I have to bleach my hare.
You know how we psychos are.
I have to study for a blood test.
I have to rotate my crops. |
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Fri Feb 22, 2008 7:24 am |
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<br>You forgot..."I'd love to, but the wife won't let me". |
_________________ £1,052,334.30 (=US$2,121,125.60) lads fake cheques out of circulation (at 11/6/2008)
x135 (at 26/9/2008) x138
"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah
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caroline
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 21 Feb 2008
Posts: 6
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Fri Feb 22, 2008 1:41 pm |
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Good One!!!
I'll keep my husband away to read all these tips
Protection is better than Cure u know |
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Rorschach
419Eater is my life
Joined: 31 Jan 2005
Posts: 266
Location: Behind you
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Fri Feb 22, 2008 4:18 pm |
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Treat 'em mean, keep 'em keen. Most women secretly long to be knocked on the head and dragged by the hair into a cave.
I'm putting my asbestos suit on now. |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Fri Feb 22, 2008 5:29 pm |
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Murry Guru
Baiting Guru
Joined: 11 May 2007
Posts: 5561
Location: Turned into Ralph
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Fri Feb 22, 2008 9:15 pm |
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You do know why the cavemen dragged their woman by the hair dont you?
The answer to this one cant be posted so you will need to figure it out |
_________________ "I want to hold your hand and let you scream at me while you bring our child into this world"- Linda Lopez
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Click to learn how to romance bait Click to get your name in mugu gold
Got info on a scam vic? PM a mod Recieved a scam warning? Say "thank you, I am a baiter"
Ruin your pets day, post their details at scamwarners
<- I run like a girl
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packman
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Dec 2007
Posts: 1498
Location: In his own little world but it's ok, they know him there.
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Fri Feb 22, 2008 9:28 pm |
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^^^^ i know i know (reasing hand) |
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