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Chibuike
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 07 Mar 2006
Posts: 693
Location: My corner of the world...
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Tue Feb 19, 2008 11:21 pm |
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I was going to send this out but then I realized that not many would know who Captain 11 was. How many of you grew up with a local after school kids program on TV?
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CAPTAIN 11! Today's man of the Future!"
"One man in each century is given the power to control time. The man chosen to receive this power is carefully selected. He must be kind. He must be fair. He must be brave. You have fulfilled these requirements; and, we of the Outer Galaxies designate to you the wisdom of Solomon and the strength of Atlas. YOU are CAPTAIN 11!"
Starting March 7, 1955, the half hour show aired weekday afternoons at around 4:00pm. During most "Captain 11's" run, KELO-land's weather man, Dave Dedrick, donned the headphones and gold-trimmed blue suit to introduce cartoons and to interview visiting children in the studio. Many of these children or "crew members" came on the show to celebrate birthdays and to flip the colored "jewels" on Captain 11's famous "time converter" control panel. Others just came for their fifteen minutes of fame. Any kid appearing on the show was seen by his or her friends, and would be the "talk of the playground" the following day.
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leccy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 Sep 2004
Posts: 2036
Location: shithole in Scotland
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Tue Feb 19, 2008 11:30 pm |
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Nanny Ogg wrote: |
Was going to send out this pic I took at a live concert but dont think anyone here ( apart from 1 person ) would get it.
Now going to clean out my computer, think you've all made the mouse ill and the hamster that drives it has gone a weird colour |
aw jeez... dont tell me thats the midnight oil one. youd do yourself a favour playing buster bloodvessel |
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Wed Feb 20, 2008 5:56 am |
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<br>@Eight
I don't know who the gold lame duo were, but you've just been Erasured! <runs and hides in the gas cupboard under the stairs> |
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Nanny Ogg
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2007
Posts: 2628
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Wed Feb 20, 2008 8:52 am |
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leccy said
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youd do yourself a favour playing buster bloodvessel |
after you, leccy, to show I've no Bad Manners |
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Mugatu
** Retired **
Joined: 13 May 2007
Posts: 3773
Location: The star of India
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Wed Feb 20, 2008 9:02 am |
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Tommo Shanter wrote: |
@Eight
I don't know who the gold lame duo were, but you've just been Erasured! |
You just got "Right said Fredded". The same fate befell me last night mate.
I have a phobia bout the big fella that does the singing... Thanks Eight, you kept me awake all night.
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Reprob8
DIGITALIS MAXIMUS
Joined: 20 Sep 2004
Posts: 1794
Location: At the Pharmacy
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Wed Feb 20, 2008 1:58 pm |
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OUCH, I was just blindsided by an Andy Williams. |
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PsycheDelia_Smith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Oct 2004
Posts: 3577
Location: Devon, UK
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Wed Feb 20, 2008 2:48 pm |
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Your Gilbert O' Sullivan retaliation totally wrong-footed me though. I was going for the Cliff Richard double. |
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leccy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 Sep 2004
Posts: 2036
Location: shithole in Scotland
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Wed Feb 20, 2008 6:05 pm |
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Nanny Ogg wrote: |
leccy said
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youd do yourself a favour playing buster bloodvessel |
after you, leccy, to show I've no Bad Manners |
I'm having a rest now but I can now let it be known that Buster Bloodvessel would have been a killer blow for me and would have been forced to concede.
The memories would have came flooding back of seeing them at the students union in Glasgow and Buster Bloodvessel (or one of the members) had a fight live on stage with the drummer from The Fall. I think most people thought it was a joke, or just some crazy act, until the police arrived. The show was over when Buster Bloodvessel was handcuffed with a number of officers trying to pin him to the ground..... on stage
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Nanny Ogg
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2007
Posts: 2628
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Wed Feb 20, 2008 6:46 pm |
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^^
Wow leccy, some gig.
Buster isn't exactly the quiet retiring type is he? Or the smallest of folk to try and handcuff.
I once worked with a girl whose boyfriend's brother was in Bad Manners
< tenuous claim to fame there > |
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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Wed Feb 20, 2008 7:08 pm |
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I've seen Bad Manners twice at an outdoor biker festival.
Which means of course I've seen Mr Bloodvessel's arse more than twice, he can't keep it to himself for long on stage
No thanks to iMike for Mark Almond in a bloody nightie, I had no option but to unleash John McCirrick... |
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iMike
Elite Baiter
Joined: 21 Jan 2005
Posts: 1371
Location: Ministry of Serendipity
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Wed Feb 20, 2008 7:25 pm |
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^^^ that was a Kevin Rowland (Dexy's Midnight Runners) |
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Hekate
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2005
Posts: 1338
Location: Scotland, UK
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Wed Feb 20, 2008 8:57 pm |
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I drag myself away from the Arsenal match, to find Right Said Fred and Stanley Baxter waiting for me?? Dear me! |
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Eight
Retired Moderator
Joined: 11 Sep 2004
Posts: 8710
Location: UK
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Wed Feb 20, 2008 9:07 pm |
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Hekate
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2005
Posts: 1338
Location: Scotland, UK
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Wed Feb 20, 2008 9:12 pm |
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Put me off my dinner that did! However, I have been merciful and sent you something a bit nicer! |
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Tasman
Elite Baiter
Joined: 01 Jun 2007
Posts: 1951
Location: In an offside position
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Wed Feb 20, 2008 10:28 pm |
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@ Roycropper _ I sat next to Buster on a plane to Stockholm. I was desperate to talk to him but didn't want the small talk all the way through the flight. Just as he got up I said. "Buster, my football team runs out to one of your songs." Happy days. Oh one more thing... you've been Johned!!! |
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Ex.
Nature's Asshole
Joined: 28 Dec 2007
Posts: 990
Location: Hell's Presidential Suite
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Wed Feb 20, 2008 11:58 pm |
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Someone PMd me a picture of Elton John with no explanation.
Maybe it was an angel... |
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Ari
Elite Baiter
Joined: 17 Sep 2004
Posts: 1269
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Thu Feb 21, 2008 12:17 am |
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With permission from Professor So and So, I'm posting part of his response after I John'ed him...
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I have nothing that could possibly counter that.
You've won the battle, but the war remains. |
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HellRyder
Pale Tracker
Joined: 06 Jun 2007
Posts: 872
Location: 127.0.0.1
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Thu Feb 21, 2008 1:14 am |
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Ari
Elite Baiter
Joined: 17 Sep 2004
Posts: 1269
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Posted:
Thu Feb 21, 2008 1:32 am |
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Bring it Ryder... |
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Tasman
Elite Baiter
Joined: 01 Jun 2007
Posts: 1951
Location: In an offside position
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Posted:
Thu Feb 21, 2008 8:27 am |
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You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!
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Nanny Ogg
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2007
Posts: 2628
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Thu Feb 21, 2008 8:57 am |
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Sydney Devine aaaargh |
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bombardier
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Joined: 02 Jan 2006
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Thu Feb 21, 2008 9:12 am |
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Tasman
Elite Baiter
Joined: 01 Jun 2007
Posts: 1951
Location: In an offside position
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Thu Feb 21, 2008 9:19 am |
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It's a good start, but he isn't wearing either an Elton John hat OR a ginger 80s Radio GaGa-esque wig. Close though! |
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"What you can tell me now? Maybe Russian Mafia, Godzilla, Hitler, third World War
prevented you make a transfer?"
"You are not bigger than Almighty God.If You were created by God, then i command the charm you are using to fail.IN THE NAME OF JESUS CHRIST OF NAZARETH. REKE MAMA LAKKAKULIMAKA." Barrister Aby
"fock yuuuuuuu" - Kevin Ezeh
"i hope u r real..bcos u r sounding like a joker now" - Day0
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Nanny Ogg
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2007
Posts: 2628
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Posted:
Thu Feb 21, 2008 9:23 am |
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I'm missing a PM sent to me about 10pm last night.
Wonder what it was. |
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Professor So And So
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Dec 2007
Posts: 1337
Location: Hash Conditions
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Posted:
Thu Feb 21, 2008 10:19 am |
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Bombardier, nice one! My favorite one yet. |
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