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BlueTiger
419Eater is my life
Joined: 12 Jun 2005
Posts: 442
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Sat Feb 09, 2008 4:06 am |
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I LOVE your new siggy!!!!!!!! |
_________________ (these icons are my little treasures- thank you to those who gave them to me) |
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Fishhead
Master Baiter
Joined: 08 Feb 2008
Posts: 180
Location: Lurking in the shallows
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Sat Feb 09, 2008 5:35 am |
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thats too funny. maybe he just got himself a new shop vac and needs to try it out. |
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PsycheDelia_Smith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Oct 2004
Posts: 3577
Location: Devon, UK
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Sat Feb 09, 2008 10:24 am |
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It was a freudian slip. Jack meant to say "we will beat him to within an inch of his life". |
_________________ SATISFIED CLIENTS:
"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0
"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo
"Frankily speaking,I wouldn't want to travel to the far east again."-Edward Smith, Lagos-Singapore (14600 miles round trip via Dubai)
9x 4 x Lagos-Accra , 3x Port Harcourt - Ibadan, 1x Lagos-Singapore, 1x Burkina-Bamako
'Ed', 3 yrs 8 mnths 'Oguguo',6 years and 4 months |
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cvb
419Eater is my life
Joined: 14 Apr 2005
Posts: 489
Location: UK
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Sat Feb 09, 2008 1:06 pm |
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Thanks for the great response, I thought it was a great email.
I have put it in my sig.
Here's his next email
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You know he killed his wife and has ran away to far away the northern part of this country that is about 18 hrs driving.I have made arrangement with the State Security to whisky him up. Once you are ready to assist us in the funding of the transportation within 24hours we shall catch him and take a snap of photograph of him and send to you for confirmation.
Once again i am very sorry for the damage the *DELETED* has caused you and still give you my promise that he will pay for every cent he collected from you.
With due regards
Jack |
He is going to whisky him up, maybe Jack Daniels?
Also this is the first time Jack has sworn, it maybe the proliferant cursing on the part of my character is rubbing off. I will have to see if I can get him so say some other rude words. |
_________________ x2
He is in for a big shit this time.we have located his destination in the northern part of Nigeria were he lives with his family.I will suck his balls out of his pants once we get hold of him on our trip.
JACK WARNER Nigerian Scammer |
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4X1X9
Baiting Guru
Joined: 17 Sep 2006
Posts: 5905
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Sat Feb 09, 2008 1:16 pm |
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This guy should quit scamming, with his undoubted natural flair for comedy he should be given his own TV show |
_________________ I can sense tunes of unnecessary logic in your mails, meaning that you can never work with us to actualize this project no matter how we try to convince you - Mr. Chidi 0kpala
You will have to munch the statistics of the transfer so I can give to them - Mr. James Hessom Hessom
If not that you only hide behind computer and be playing prawns with us - Benny Clifford
France - Luxembourg
x26 - 2012 x258 - 2013
x263 - 2014 x160 - 2015
x204 & x1 - 2016
x177 - 2017 x81 - 2018
x85 - 2019 x9 -2020
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PsycheDelia_Smith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Oct 2004
Posts: 3577
Location: Devon, UK
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Sat Feb 09, 2008 1:33 pm |
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The miscreant's going to think it's his lucky day. They're going to get him whiskied up, then suck his balls out of his pants. Or versa-visa. |
_________________ SATISFIED CLIENTS:
"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0
"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo
"Frankily speaking,I wouldn't want to travel to the far east again."-Edward Smith, Lagos-Singapore (14600 miles round trip via Dubai)
9x 4 x Lagos-Accra , 3x Port Harcourt - Ibadan, 1x Lagos-Singapore, 1x Burkina-Bamako
'Ed', 3 yrs 8 mnths 'Oguguo',6 years and 4 months |
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sellingrich
Master Baiter
Joined: 13 Oct 2006
Posts: 247
Location: Far East LA
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Mon Feb 11, 2008 4:19 am |
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I've heard of doing it with a garden hose, but straight through the pants? "He must have been wearing one nice pair of pants."
Chris Gardner , The persuit of happyness |
_________________ "all this name list and people are the trueful people that i want you to deal with not this idiots but imposters scammer like Obi Won Kenobi," James S
"Bastard! That's what you really are,I have taken your insults for too long son of a bitch!"
"I am in receipt of your email, but the contents beat my imagination."
"May your anuse turn back." Joe Morengi
"You better run for your life, because the FBI are coming to your house tomorrow to kick your ass out of your house." Barr. Jonathan
Mr kelvin Jordon that call you from our branch office in canada explain that the chicken background voice has been querried, claiming the voice was his telephone ringing tone, therefore accept my deepest appology for that. |
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cvb
419Eater is my life
Joined: 14 Apr 2005
Posts: 489
Location: UK
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Tue Feb 12, 2008 10:03 am |
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Jack now wants me to pay for him to get the cereal killer.
My email to him. Expletives deleted for the nervous reader.
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Jack,
That is okay. If the fscking police are going anyway why do you need to go? Can we not just trust the fsckers to deal with this fscking cereal killing c***? I do want him physically abused though. Are your police officers likely to give him a good beating? Will they suck his balls like you promised?
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Attn; Caron.
The police are already aware.It is just that i want to travel down with them to make sure that he is dealt with by my personal self as you have instructed.Buit i have to pay for my fare and that is why i need your assistance .so that i can be able to giove my wife and kids some money here before i leave for the trip.
Jack |
And now apparently he is a "very cunny man". Little does Jack know it but cunny is quite an obscure but quite a rude word.
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Attn; Mr Caron.
With due regards .I have to be there to supervise everything except he will run away.You know he is a very cunny man from his record.I want to make sure i handle him with my hands and size all his fraudlent indentification which he uses in swindle people.So he will not do it again in his life time.
With due regards
Jack |
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_________________ x2
He is in for a big shit this time.we have located his destination in the northern part of Nigeria were he lives with his family.I will suck his balls out of his pants once we get hold of him on our trip.
JACK WARNER Nigerian Scammer |
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cvb
419Eater is my life
Joined: 14 Apr 2005
Posts: 489
Location: UK
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Wed Feb 13, 2008 9:47 am |
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Jack's back and still obseesed with balls.
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Subject Yes i have to be present to do justice to his balls
Feb 12 (12 hours ago)
Attn; Mr Caron.
With due regards of your mail and contents.Yes i have to be there in person. because he is a very clever criminal and might run away from the police. I want to be there so that i can lay abush around his home before we storm inside to avoid him running away.We have to work with time My Caron. please try and send this money by tomorrow with the information i already gave you and send me all the details of transfer of the $350 once you have made transfer by western union money transfer.
So that we can move very fast.yuou know 14th valentin is coming and he might have plan top holiday with his family.
With due regards
Jack |
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_________________ x2
He is in for a big shit this time.we have located his destination in the northern part of Nigeria were he lives with his family.I will suck his balls out of his pants once we get hold of him on our trip.
JACK WARNER Nigerian Scammer |
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Lou Smorals
419Eater is my life
Joined: 02 May 2007
Posts: 365
Location: Standing behind lads dressed as the Grim Reaper!
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Wed Feb 13, 2008 10:09 am |
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It seems obsessed with Balls and now Gardening!
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Subject Yes i have to be present to do justice to his balls
I want to be there so that i can lay abush around his home before we storm inside
With due regards
Jack |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Wed Feb 13, 2008 10:16 am |
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We've seen references to extreme fellatio, incest, and now vegephilia... there hasn't been a list of alternative sexual practices like this since the psych report on Albert Fish! |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Jadee1
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 06 Feb 2008
Posts: 53
Location: UK
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Wed Feb 13, 2008 10:24 am |
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how does one go about doing justice to his balls . i wonder |
_________________ "I would like to apologise and also correct the impression that I suggested you would steal my money"
"I want us to become the most strong poison to each other" |
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justinv
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 11 May 2007
Posts: 94
Location: Australia
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Thu Feb 14, 2008 5:09 am |
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How about asking for a picture of him "sucking his balls out of his pants"
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MattNW
419Eater is my life
Joined: 21 Nov 2005
Posts: 264
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Thu Feb 14, 2008 6:42 am |
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Let's see. First he's going to whisky him up then handle him with his hands to size him up then he's going to suck his balls out of his pants. Are you sure this is a 419. Sounds more like a dating scam to me. |
_________________ please feed me in with more info. - Dr. Soludo
Also we found out that some of the officials of the prostates may have been extorting a lot of money from you with the pretext of helping you receive your money.
LET ME TELL YOU,SINCE YOU DID NOT HAVE A SINGLE RESPECT,YOU MOUTH MAY PUT YOU INTO TROUBLE. |
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cvb
419Eater is my life
Joined: 14 Apr 2005
Posts: 489
Location: UK
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Thu Feb 14, 2008 10:18 am |
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No balls from Jack this time but he is still keen to "lay abush around his home"
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Attn; Mr Caron.
With due regards of your mail and contents.Yes i have to be there in person. because he is a very clever criminal and might run away from the police. I want to be there so that i can lay abush around his home before we storm inside to avoid him running away.We have to work with time My Caron. please try and send this money by tomorrow with the information i already gave you and send me all the details of transfer of the $350 once you have made transfer by western union money transfer.
So that we can move very fast.yuou know 14th valentin is coming and he might have plan top holiday with his family.
With due regards
Jack |
I have asked him to explicitly explain what he is going to do before I send the money. He might come up with something quite interesting. We will see. |
_________________ x2
He is in for a big shit this time.we have located his destination in the northern part of Nigeria were he lives with his family.I will suck his balls out of his pants once we get hold of him on our trip.
JACK WARNER Nigerian Scammer |
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Thu Feb 14, 2008 4:34 pm |
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Hilarious! Thanks for sharing it!
hehehe |
_________________ x Reven U., Fats Walla, Donny
x10 X2 MM:Mikex2, JohnK, D@rlington, Ob1, Armstrong, Ismail, TG&Friend
x3 Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra-Tamale
(19 mo.) Tina and Joe's Safari - Accra to Niger & Timbucktu
Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
x3 H3ctor & C@leb - Yankar1 & Parakou
x2 Charles and Friend-Amsterdam to Vatican
Issac to Chad
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cvb
419Eater is my life
Joined: 14 Apr 2005
Posts: 489
Location: UK
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Fri Feb 15, 2008 11:13 am |
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Now I did prompt Jack to be more explicit in exactly what he was going to do and this is his reply.
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Attn; Mr Caron.
With due regards of your mail.I am sorry of writing you late my internet was down.This is what i will do as soon as i set my eyes on him.
1, I will stripe him naked and have a photography of him that will be sent to you for confirmation that he has being cut.
2, I will strike him with a big bar on his head to make sure he bleeds before being handed to the cop.
3, Will make sure he we make an immedaite telephone call to you for him to apologise and promise to return all he has stolen from you.I can't wait to set my eye on that bastard serial killer that killed his own wife.How can a man be so wicked to kill his own wife?Caron is such man worth living.
I will wait for transfer and as soon as i get all information will give you our flight details and time. so you can be close to your telephone for more news.Once transfer is made .Send me all details.
With due regards
Jack
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I think there is definitely a homoerotic subtext here. |
_________________ x2
He is in for a big shit this time.we have located his destination in the northern part of Nigeria were he lives with his family.I will suck his balls out of his pants once we get hold of him on our trip.
JACK WARNER Nigerian Scammer |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Fri Feb 15, 2008 11:28 am |
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To extreme fellatio, incest, and dendrophilia add sadism... and the desire to strip and then photograph the victim sounds like classic trophy collection as found with many serial killers (Dahmer, Neilsen and Lake, for example). |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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cvb
419Eater is my life
Joined: 14 Apr 2005
Posts: 489
Location: UK
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Sat Feb 16, 2008 11:38 am |
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After a bit of prodding Jack comes back with this classic, includes swearing.
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Attn; Mr Caron.
I have stated clearly what i intend doing to this serial killer in my previous e-mails.Because i will make sure he never returns to life again.I will suck his balls just as you have requested .You have nothing to worry i am a man of few words and principles.I believe in action and don't talk much.He will regret trying to mess around with you once i get hold of him in the northern part of this country.You will have the pictures of all that will be done to him and his mother fucking balls behind his legs.
With due regards
Jack
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I just want to point out that it was Jack who brought up the ball sucking all by himself. I just told him to go for it.
Anyway I had better send Jack some money now so that he makes the trip. |
_________________ x2
He is in for a big shit this time.we have located his destination in the northern part of Nigeria were he lives with his family.I will suck his balls out of his pants once we get hold of him on our trip.
JACK WARNER Nigerian Scammer |
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ChainYanker
Collecting TShirts the Hard Way
Joined: 02 Dec 2007
Posts: 1497
Location: Shouting "Fire!" in crowded theaters across America
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Sun Feb 17, 2008 1:11 am |
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You have nothing to worry i am a man of few words and principles.
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So does that mean he's got few words and has principles? Or does that mean he has few words and few priciples? |
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Sun Feb 17, 2008 11:38 am |
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.Because i will make sure he never returns to life again |
?? Mybe this will prevent him from becoming a zombie??
hehehe |
_________________ x Reven U., Fats Walla, Donny
x10 X2 MM:Mikex2, JohnK, D@rlington, Ob1, Armstrong, Ismail, TG&Friend
x3 Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra-Tamale
(19 mo.) Tina and Joe's Safari - Accra to Niger & Timbucktu
Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
x3 H3ctor & C@leb - Yankar1 & Parakou
x2 Charles and Friend-Amsterdam to Vatican
Issac to Chad
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cvb
419Eater is my life
Joined: 14 Apr 2005
Posts: 489
Location: UK
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Tue Feb 19, 2008 4:48 pm |
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I have accidently got confused and made an assumption that Jack is homosexual and due to my religious convictions I may not be able to work with him. Here is his reply.
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Attn; Mr Caron.
With due regards of our telephone conversation .Why i wanted you to send the money with UGO PRINCEWILL is because he is my clerk here and my current driver lincense is expired and i have not gotten the new .It is safe and also faster. so that once you make the payment he can pick it up and go and buy me my ticket and other necessary things.We have wasted alot of time talking so much.i don't want that bastard serial killer to escape.we have to work with swift .I am no homosexual.I am a devoted christian and believe in the holy bible.Ugo princewill works for me as my Personal Aid that is what i meant.
Will wait for transfer information and details
With due regards
JackAttn; Mr Caron.
With due regards of our telephone conversation .Why i wanted you to send the money with UGO PRINCEWILL is because he is my clerk here and my current driver lincense is expired and i have not gotten the new .It is safe and also faster. so that once you make the payment he can pick it up and go and buy me my ticket and other necessary things.We have wasted alot of time talking so much.i don't want that bastard serial killer to escape.we have to work with swift .I am no homosexual.I am a devoted christian and believe in the holy bible.Ugo princewill works for me as my Personal Aid that is what i meant.
Will wait for transfer information and details
With due regards
Jack |
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_________________ x2
He is in for a big shit this time.we have located his destination in the northern part of Nigeria were he lives with his family.I will suck his balls out of his pants once we get hold of him on our trip.
JACK WARNER Nigerian Scammer |
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Mugumoomoo
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 19 Feb 2008
Posts: 5
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Wed Feb 20, 2008 1:16 am |
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Man that made me laugh really hard, very frikkin funny. |
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419weasel
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 Jan 2006
Posts: 4207
Location: Somewhere in a hole. Waiting.
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Wed Feb 20, 2008 1:51 am |
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Ex.
Nature's Asshole
Joined: 28 Dec 2007
Posts: 990
Location: Hell's Presidential Suite
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Wed Feb 20, 2008 2:14 am |
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I read this thread on a whim. Good stuff... |
_________________ YOU ARE JUST A CHILD WHOO SIT BEHIND HIS COMPUTER MASSTERBATI NG FO HISS FAMILLY - D3nnis M4rk, my lost Safari.
JACK B QUICK YOU ARE NATURES ASHOLE DO NOT EMAIL ME ANYMORE OK - R0ger Jon3s (Right you are mate)
i much prefer s3x in the 4ss - B4rrister 0luwa
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