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father patrick
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 18 Feb 2008
Posts: 19
Location: uk
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Mon Feb 18, 2008 4:11 pm |
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Hi I'm new to this. Just thought id say hi ! |
_________________ bless you my child |
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thefife
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Apr 2007
Posts: 2261
Location: Soaked in Holy Ghost Fiyah...it tastes like chicken
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Mon Feb 18, 2008 4:12 pm |
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_________________ Mercedes-Benz Safari Invitational Peter S0lomon Lagos to Calabar Lagos to Kano via Abuja (w/ OxygenDeprived)
Barr. Johnny Gawa: Hello Baby.
Let hope to make it more real for good. (+2 pics of him rockin his delicate underthings)
Pastor Ramesh:Dear Mother Guch33y B4ggs in christ,
...So we want repair our tached prayer house. If you would like to help us 500 dollars it will be great help...Now I am some pictures for your kind notice. I am waiting for your reply.
Thanking you. Yours in His service (+ Banner!)
Pastor Ramesh: I dont want any luxary life ...Presently I need bicycle. It cost nearly $100 dollars. If you give this it is great need for me.
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Mon Feb 18, 2008 4:14 pm |
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Welcome to the forum. There is a lot of good stuff around here. There are always people willing to help. Read all you can. Ask questions. Bait away! Great to have you on board. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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bombardier
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Joined: 02 Jan 2006
Posts: 2021
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Mon Feb 18, 2008 4:17 pm |
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packman
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Dec 2007
Posts: 1498
Location: In his own little world but it's ok, they know him there.
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Mon Feb 18, 2008 4:18 pm |
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welcome father P pull up a chair, grab a cup of coffee, read the stickies, get a mentor, bait safe, have fun, and say goodbye to all you free time. |
_________________ Pancratic Cancer is beyond suck.
Our Forum Mods. can beat up your Forum Mods
SB Eye Regime.
The receipt you send is totally invisible ok-Kelly
FUCK YOU SMALL BOI YOU ARE POOR IN HEAD AND SOUL
AND GOD WILL PUNISH YOU FOR SCAMMING HOUNST MEN LIKE ME.. Segun Akintemi
Click here to support 419Eater.com
<-- I got a pony WAHOO
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Ex.
Nature's Asshole
Joined: 28 Dec 2007
Posts: 990
Location: Hell's Presidential Suite
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Mon Feb 18, 2008 4:20 pm |
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Just one rule: two drink minimum. |
_________________ YOU ARE JUST A CHILD WHOO SIT BEHIND HIS COMPUTER MASSTERBATI NG FO HISS FAMILLY - D3nnis M4rk, my lost Safari.
JACK B QUICK YOU ARE NATURES ASHOLE DO NOT EMAIL ME ANYMORE OK - R0ger Jon3s (Right you are mate)
i much prefer s3x in the 4ss - B4rrister 0luwa
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packman
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Dec 2007
Posts: 1498
Location: In his own little world but it's ok, they know him there.
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Mon Feb 18, 2008 4:21 pm |
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WHOA NOW who dropped the min. to 2? |
_________________ Pancratic Cancer is beyond suck.
Our Forum Mods. can beat up your Forum Mods
SB Eye Regime.
The receipt you send is totally invisible ok-Kelly
FUCK YOU SMALL BOI YOU ARE POOR IN HEAD AND SOUL
AND GOD WILL PUNISH YOU FOR SCAMMING HOUNST MEN LIKE ME.. Segun Akintemi
Click here to support 419Eater.com
<-- I got a pony WAHOO
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irishemigrant
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 22 Jul 2007
Posts: 4933
Location: 40*45' S 172* 34'E
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Mon Feb 18, 2008 4:22 pm |
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^^ 2 pints of whisky please |
_________________ SeniorNet NZ Local Branch ongoing workshops about internet scams
http://www.scamwarners.com/ For when you want to remember why we bait
Goodbye Mike (Paranoid) Friend, confidant, partner. Till we meet again.
Personal Message From The Axeman
<-- Because you have earned them. x8 a few x 13 |
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packman
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Dec 2007
Posts: 1498
Location: In his own little world but it's ok, they know him there.
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Mon Feb 18, 2008 4:25 pm |
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2 dewarrs for irish |
_________________ Pancratic Cancer is beyond suck.
Our Forum Mods. can beat up your Forum Mods
SB Eye Regime.
The receipt you send is totally invisible ok-Kelly
FUCK YOU SMALL BOI YOU ARE POOR IN HEAD AND SOUL
AND GOD WILL PUNISH YOU FOR SCAMMING HOUNST MEN LIKE ME.. Segun Akintemi
Click here to support 419Eater.com
<-- I got a pony WAHOO
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father patrick
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 18 Feb 2008
Posts: 19
Location: uk
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Mon Feb 18, 2008 4:29 pm |
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~ jojobean,
Thank you jojobean
I've had a few Nigerian e-mails but nothing that could fool anyone. I do feel sorry for anyone hit by these scammers.
I have read the FAQs, and then, following the advice, have set up a dedicated new e-mail address.
I finally decided to masquerade as a minister, by prefixing my new e-mail name with- father. I'm guessing that will make me an attractive potential victim.
Next, I left comments at likely guestbooks as advised. In no time at all, I found a playmate.
father Patrick lives a life of solitude in a monastery. He can never use the telephone as he has taken a vow of silence. He doesn't have a passport or access to a fax machine either.
I'm thinking the good fathers position is a good starting place for a newby.
He can of course use the Internet infrequently at the monatery soup-kitchen, as he is let out of his monastery cell for 4 hours each day.
Father Patrick has also undertaken a vow of poverty, and owns nothing at all.
He does though, have a powerful friend in higher places, who administers overseas aid programmes. The Abbot though, is a stingy git. |
_________________ bless you my child
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Mon Feb 18, 2008 5:42 pm |
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Old No. 7
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 31 Jul 2007
Posts: 777
Location: Somewhere Else
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Mon Feb 18, 2008 7:03 pm |
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Hi Father Ted....sorry, Patrick. It was the avatar.
You'll have seen the stuff about baiting safe, get mentor, read stickies, etc? Good.
One comment on your approach - the lad has to think you have money he can extract. Vows of poverty do not a lad a BMW X5 buy. So don't forget to dangle a carrot. I'm sure you already thought of that - just trying to help.
I'm running a priest bait at the moment - it can be great for the lads who throw their piety at you
Don't forget to have a bible close by for quotes (if you're like me that is and don't have 'em to hand). And throw in lots of references to liturgical terms and practices like Vespers, Lauds, Matins, etc.
You may want to check this site out as well http://www.churchsigngenerator.com/ - I got it from another baiter (sorry forget who and not got time to search - Kudos whoever you are) and it can be useful for a convincing sign. My whole congregation was praying for my lad to get better from his terminal illness a few weeks ago so we publicized it on our church sign. |
_________________ 200+ sites killed, from these countries => �
Like my flags? Want some of your own? Let justjay teach you how to kill sites here (clicky).
Hobbes may have retired, but get his brilliant WriteJunk here (clicky) and never touch a .dll again
Proud to be a mouth-breather who posted a load of shit, disappeared into the night but mysteriously reappeared after a long absence |
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father patrick
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 18 Feb 2008
Posts: 19
Location: uk
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Mon Feb 18, 2008 7:13 pm |
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~ Old No. 7,
Thank you for the advice my son. May the holy spirit watch over you and keep you always.
It seemed a little harsh (and unbelievable) that a priest would not give if he actually could, so the good father needed to take the vow of poverty.
I will of course do everything I can to prize the miserly Abbots fingers from he monastery coffers. I know it will be difficult with all his other commitments elsewhere, but I shall try.
Pray for the poor scammers child. And also for me. The sackcloth about my chilly loins is really itching my arse. |
_________________ bless you my child |
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Old No. 7
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 31 Jul 2007
Posts: 777
Location: Somewhere Else
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Mon Feb 18, 2008 7:16 pm |
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Oh, and it was Chibuike wot supplied the site originally.
Original post here
http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1049926#1049926
(that's one off my list for next year's valentine thread - no chance now ) |
_________________ 200+ sites killed, from these countries => �
Like my flags? Want some of your own? Let justjay teach you how to kill sites here (clicky).
Hobbes may have retired, but get his brilliant WriteJunk here (clicky) and never touch a .dll again
Proud to be a mouth-breather who posted a load of shit, disappeared into the night but mysteriously reappeared after a long absence |
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father patrick
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 18 Feb 2008
Posts: 19
Location: uk
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Mon Feb 18, 2008 7:17 pm |
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~ corona,
Say three "hail Marys" child, and seven "our fathers", for I know you have sinned... |
_________________ bless you my child |
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OldBaglady
Elite Baiter
Joined: 11 Jul 2007
Posts: 1979
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Mon Feb 18, 2008 7:17 pm |
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You probably already know this, but anything you might want to say has probably already been said in the bible. I go religious on my lads now and then. I often use keyword searchable scriptures: http://www.biblegateway.com/keyword/ |
_________________ I DONT LIKE THIS HANICKPANKE GAMES!!!!! ~Sc00t (silly lad can't spell his own name, Scott) M0rris
My agent had a tribble actident.. he die on the process. ~M0s3s Ih3kw04b4
We two make compactible lovers. ~B!ll!e Vl4d!m!r J0nes
"Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned, nor hell a fury like a woman scorned." ~ William Congreve (1697) |
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father patrick
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 18 Feb 2008
Posts: 19
Location: uk
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Mon Feb 18, 2008 7:21 pm |
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~ Old No. 7,
Thank you my son.
This will be invaluable here at the monastry cloisters |
_________________ bless you my child |
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B. A. Ware
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Joined: 14 Apr 2007
Posts: 1828
Location: I've fallen and I can't reach my beer.
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Mon Feb 18, 2008 7:23 pm |
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Welcome to our congregation father patrick
Have fun. |
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Chibuike
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 07 Mar 2006
Posts: 693
Location: My corner of the world...
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Mon Feb 18, 2008 7:25 pm |
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Old No. 7 wrote: |
Oh, and it was Chibuike wot supplied the site originally
(that's one off my list for next year's valentine thread - no chance now ) |
I'm not worthy... |
_________________ "I didn't know Oscar was a pimp!" Chibuike
"simple....go fuck a tree trunk" Phillip Johnson
<--I got ponies! Wahhooo! |
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Mon Feb 18, 2008 11:11 pm |
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Don't try to steal my congregation from me, I need the money. |
_________________ "Father Juan are sure that you are man of God,because your behaviors showed you as unbeliever" -Mary R |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Mon Feb 18, 2008 11:49 pm |
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, as a devout Odinist, wishes you well, Father Patrick; though you are a Christian, you seem a good soul nonetheless.
wants you to put the fear of God into the Lads! |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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father patrick
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 18 Feb 2008
Posts: 19
Location: uk
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Tue Feb 19, 2008 12:26 am |
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~ Pastor Frank,
Brothers in Christ can surely get along amicably. Good hunting Pastor |
_________________ bless you my child |
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father patrick
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 18 Feb 2008
Posts: 19
Location: uk
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Tue Feb 19, 2008 12:30 am |
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~ Yastreb,
God speed you sisters and brothers in your holy work.
May the Runes be with you.. |
_________________ bless you my child |
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sheboppe
The Sparkly Member
Joined: 10 Dec 2004
Posts: 5002
Location: United States
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Tue Feb 19, 2008 2:06 am |
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Welcome to Eater, Father P. |
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ParaNoid
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Joined: 12 Sep 2006
Posts: 5123
Location: Looking for Steward.
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Tue Feb 19, 2008 4:13 am |
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Forgive me Father...
Wait, this is not that place...
Welcome to the place that provides pain to those most in need of it.
Be safe and godspeed! |
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"If I get mad at you, please just understand me. I am just being ParaNoid because I love you so much." - unknown
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