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OldBaglady
Elite Baiter
Joined: 11 Jul 2007
Posts: 1979
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Fri Feb 15, 2008 2:36 pm |
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<Purrrrrrrrrrrr> <stretch> <yawn>
Last night was magical. Now I think I will go back for a little nap. Thanks Honey(s).
Wayne, the computer is making a funny ticking noise, will you be a dear and see to it please?
Jojobean, honey, the car needs an oil change.
Oh, and RedShoes, it's a little drafty. Mending the holes in my jeans is part of laundry detail.
I'll make crepes for everyone in an hour. |
_________________ I DONT LIKE THIS HANICKPANKE GAMES!!!!! ~Sc00t (silly lad can't spell his own name, Scott) M0rris
My agent had a tribble actident.. he die on the process. ~M0s3s Ih3kw04b4
We two make compactible lovers. ~B!ll!e Vl4d!m!r J0nes
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Fri Feb 15, 2008 2:39 pm |
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Dear, I have already gotten the oil changed. I picked up where WAyne left off and fixed the computer too. But I will NOT mend those jeans. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Fri Feb 15, 2008 2:58 pm |
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Ima, our picnic was very nice.
We'll have to do this again, next year. |
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Fri Feb 15, 2008 3:37 pm |
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I enjoyed it too. Consider it a date. |
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Juan Freizwidatt
Associate
Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Fri Feb 15, 2008 4:08 pm |
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Man, am I tired.... I don't think I slept more than 10 minutes all night. The Brussel sprouts and cream fetish was kinky but I have to admit it was pretty hot...
Hey, Cachuma, let's do it again tonight! |
_________________ "SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"
"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
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US lad w/Capone: ( )
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
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packman
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Dec 2007
Posts: 1498
Location: In his own little world but it's ok, they know him there.
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Fri Feb 15, 2008 4:18 pm |
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yo juan were did you find the burger chef pic... wow it be years since ive one of those |
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Cachuma
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 May 2007
Posts: 2284
Location: Blowing bubbles at 130 fsw
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Fri Feb 15, 2008 5:13 pm |
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Whoa...
Wow.....
Holy shmakaroos!
Phew....
Ohmygod!
Unbelievable!
What a MAN Juan is!
I'll never be able to eat Brussel Sprouts again without giggling.
(Sorry about the mess, Simba -- we'll pay for the damage...) |
_________________ Alex Mandl4: The past week has been the worst in my entire life, I have lost weight, I don't sleep at night, I left my job abruptly, and do you think it has been easy for?
Master Nicholas Radf@rd: I must confess that i am higly obliged to be a cretin, it is a rare privilegde.
= Mr. Mandl4 & Mr. Brown, 1480 total miles: Johannesburg to Gaborone; Gaborone to Maun; Back to Gaborone; back to Johannesburg.
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Fri Feb 15, 2008 5:16 pm |
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Hey Cachuma,
Did you have to chew those brussel sprouts for him and spit them into his mouth? At his age, I would wonder how many teeth the poor old man had left. |
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irishemigrant
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Joined: 22 Jul 2007
Posts: 4933
Location: 40*45' S 172* 34'E
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Fri Feb 15, 2008 5:18 pm |
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Great time JMR, we'll have to do it all over again next year, sorry about the few kegs and bottles everywhere, oh, do you know who this one is? Found her sprawled over the table this morning as I fell out of the trailer.
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Harry Bawls
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Oct 2006
Posts: 1310
Location: Somewhere, nowhere, everywhere
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Fri Feb 15, 2008 5:37 pm |
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^^^ I can't be positive, but I think that's Reaper. |
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Simba
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Nov 2006
Posts: 4093
Location: Bila Shaka
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Fri Feb 15, 2008 5:38 pm |
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Cachuma wrote: |
(Sorry about the mess, Simba -- we'll pay for the damage...) |
No need to worry yourself about that, you crazy kids.
As long as you had a great time, thats all that really matters to me
Besides, the hidden camera in the honeymoon suite recorded everything in glorious technicolour.
The ticket sales from the Natitingou anal film festival will more than cover any damages....
(And that isn't a spelling mistake folks......) |
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=Mr Yetonde-Sierra Leone to Accra
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=Mr Dandy-Abidjan to Monrovia-SSC Liberia
=Mr Mandela-Jo'burg to Maun-SSC Botswana
=Mr Danka-Dakar to Bangul-SSC Gambia
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Ex.
Nature's Asshole
Joined: 28 Dec 2007
Posts: 990
Location: Hell's Presidential Suite
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Fri Feb 15, 2008 5:59 pm |
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I'm not the man who usually kisses and tell, but in this case............
.....I won't. Hope everyone had a happy Valentine's Day. |
_________________ YOU ARE JUST A CHILD WHOO SIT BEHIND HIS COMPUTER MASSTERBATI NG FO HISS FAMILLY - D3nnis M4rk, my lost Safari.
JACK B QUICK YOU ARE NATURES ASHOLE DO NOT EMAIL ME ANYMORE OK - R0ger Jon3s (Right you are mate)
i much prefer s3x in the 4ss - B4rrister 0luwa
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Fri Feb 15, 2008 6:03 pm |
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Dear, you don't know how glad I am that you are ok. I hated the thought of you dead and we would never get to do this again.
I have to say that you are not much of a talker, but that's ok because I do enough for both of us. You were so sweet to agree with every word I said.
That big, big box of chocolate covered cherries that you brought was dribbled all over the place in every room (especially the bedroom) and there was none left this morning. It was smears of it here and there, I even saw it in the shower this morning. No cherries found!!!!
I have to admit that in the middle of the night things were fussy and I came here and made that post to let all of our friends know who had the upper hand. I brought the whip out thinking you would hear it and get back up. That was the time I had realised that I had too many drinks.
jojo, he mumbled a lot, once I thought I heard something like that, but not real sure.
Oh, I do hope we do it again and you won't be dreaming. |
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lotta
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jun 2005
Posts: 13613
Location: 2 Speckled Cct Springfield Lakes QLD 4300
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Fri Feb 15, 2008 7:25 pm |
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That was a fun Valentine's thread everybody.
Until next year................... |
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Fri Feb 15, 2008 7:31 pm |
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corona wrote: |
Dear, you don't know how glad I am that you are ok. |
Yes my dear. I am doing much better now. I am walking under my own power again. The doctors are encouraged by my speedy recovery so far and think that I will be able to swim and bike again real soon, maybe as soon as March.
I hate to cut this conversation short but I have another session with the physical therapist now. See you soon. |
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<i>"I just want to know why."</i> - Koffi Kuku - The Road to Chad/Darfur
<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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Eight
Retired Moderator
Joined: 11 Sep 2004
Posts: 8710
Location: UK
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Fri Feb 15, 2008 7:40 pm |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Fri Feb 15, 2008 10:52 pm |
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Chibuike
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 07 Mar 2006
Posts: 693
Location: My corner of the world...
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Sat Feb 16, 2008 7:41 pm |
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Harry Bawls wrote: |
^^^ I can't be positive, but I think that's Reaper. |
Glares at Bawls!! How do you know Reaper's nakkid body? Hmmmm, you been cheating on me again? |
_________________ "I didn't know Oscar was a pimp!" Chibuike
"simple....go fuck a tree trunk" Phillip Johnson
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Sat Feb 16, 2008 8:34 pm |
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Lovey and I had the most romantic Valentine's Day ( week ) ever.
He said.............
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Thanks to all! |
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irishemigrant
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Joined: 22 Jul 2007
Posts: 4933
Location: 40*45' S 172* 34'E
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Sat Feb 16, 2008 9:06 pm |
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Invite him back next year Corona, |
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Personal Message From The Axeman
<-- Because you have earned them. x8 a few x 13 |
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Harry Bawls
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Oct 2006
Posts: 1310
Location: Somewhere, nowhere, everywhere
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Sun Feb 17, 2008 12:59 am |
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Chibuike wrote: |
Glares at Bawls!! How do you know Reaper's nakkid body? Hmmmm, you been cheating on me again? |
No Sweetie, I would never cheat on you. The only reason I said that was I thought EVERYBODY has seen Reaper naked. |
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Reaper
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 06 May 2007
Posts: 0
Location: Travelling in a fried-out combie. On a hippie trail, head full of zombie...
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Sun Feb 17, 2008 1:05 am |
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Chibuike wrote: |
[Glares at Bawls!! How do you know Reaper's nakkid body? Hmmmm, you been cheating on me again? |
Hahahaha. Sounds like Harry to me, cheating on his partner and committing a felony. Well, it depends on what country we were in. |
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Shola - 4.3k miles Lagos - Abidjan | Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos - Sokoto "i have not eaten anything except water"
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Mon Feb 18, 2008 4:33 pm |
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I am shocked and frightened to know that YW and I have been baited.
http://www.funny-potato.com/images/reach-out/reach-out.jpg
I have since found out that OBL is NOT that girl. You are probably wondering, "How did you spend a whole night with her, pleasuring her in ways unimaginable to most without seeing her?" Well, as soon as I showed up, she made me put a blindfold on. Then she told me that she liked the lights off. So, I obliged.
Now I find this picture on the internet during my unrelated search. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Mon Feb 18, 2008 5:03 pm |
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I'm OK with it Jojo. After the night that I spent with Corona, I am OK with just about anything. |
_________________ <a href="http://www.419eater.com/html/letters.htm" target="_blank">
<i>"I just want to know why."</i> - Koffi Kuku - The Road to Chad/Darfur
<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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Mugatu
** Retired **
Joined: 13 May 2007
Posts: 3773
Location: The star of India
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Mon Feb 18, 2008 5:17 pm |
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jojobean wrote: |
I have since found out that OBL is NOT that girl. |
You'll be even more surprised when you find out "she" isn't a girl at all.
Didn't the old blinfold trick and the smell of swarfega give the game away? |
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