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Eight
Retired Moderator
Joined: 11 Sep 2004
Posts: 8710
Location: UK
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Thu Feb 14, 2008 10:41 pm |
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Mugatu, my sweet, whilst that sounds idyllic, you ought to know that there are ground rules:
I love to cook, so no eating out every night. And you will get Lobster Thermidor at home.
I like my own life and space, so I will insist on you having boys nights out regularly.
I don't want to know what you're thinking about every minute of the day.
I don't need you to decide which outfit suits me better, I don't need your input into what clothes, shoes, bags, or cushions I buy, and I don't need you to buy them for me. In fact, I'd prefer it if you went to the pub and let me go shopping on my own.
Cuddling afterwards is over-rated.
As long as you can live with that, then get yourself over here, stud muffin. |
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PRS Girly Girl
Will Post for Food
Joined: 06 Mar 2007
Posts: 1174
Location: Any place where cute shoes are on sale.
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Thu Feb 14, 2008 10:44 pm |
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My darling BC. Oh, my heart be still. I am breathless and almost speechless. I know every Eater woman and a few of the men are extremely jealous of me at this moment.
I love to walk on the beach. I hope you don't mind if I play in the water and wear my fetching hat.
The evening with Sir Paul McCartney will be heavenly. He may be the cute Beatle, but he is unsightly and a talentless hack compared to you. I hope you like the dress I have picked out.
Finally, for the main event. You may never walk again.
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Reaper
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Location: Travelling in a fried-out combie. On a hippie trail, head full of zombie...
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Thu Feb 14, 2008 10:54 pm |
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Man would I like to tap that.......................drum
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I hope you're a musical person, Persie |
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breadcrumb
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Feb 2006
Posts: 2075
Location: On my knees, licking floors together with TSnerd
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Thu Feb 14, 2008 11:08 pm |
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*faints at the sight of his lovely valentine in this little "nothing" that she is wearing*
PRS, thank you for being my valentine, you surely made this day special to me. I am glad I was able to give some of the joy back to you |
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Chibuike
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 07 Mar 2006
Posts: 693
Location: My corner of the world...
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Thu Feb 14, 2008 11:10 pm |
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PRS Girly Girl wrote: |
And for Harry |
Bawlsie loves it when you do that to him; it's the only way they get clean. |
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Harry Bawls
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Oct 2006
Posts: 1310
Location: Somewhere, nowhere, everywhere
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Thu Feb 14, 2008 11:30 pm |
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^^^My thoughts exactly. Except I wouldn't let her do that to me.They are for you only Chi. |
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Ari
Elite Baiter
Joined: 17 Sep 2004
Posts: 1269
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Fri Feb 15, 2008 2:29 am |
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/me walks in the door
Ooooohhhh, that's beautiful Ex, just like our love!
Let's have some dinner first
then head downtown in Phoenix
I wrote a song for you but the PCD stole it and claim it as their own
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Ex.
Nature's Asshole
Joined: 28 Dec 2007
Posts: 990
Location: Hell's Presidential Suite
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Fri Feb 15, 2008 2:32 am |
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Of course darling, where do you wish to dine? We went to Challos the other day, so we could go to possibly Mary Elaine's for some French cuisine, or maybe the Tapino Kitchen & Wine Bar for a more exotic meal? Its your call. |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Fri Feb 15, 2008 2:51 am |
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Ari
Elite Baiter
Joined: 17 Sep 2004
Posts: 1269
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Fri Feb 15, 2008 3:08 am |
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Hmm, you pick the spot. After that lets take a stroll in the Desert Botanical Gardens and watch the sun set together
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Fri Feb 15, 2008 3:12 am |
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Ex.
Nature's Asshole
Joined: 28 Dec 2007
Posts: 990
Location: Hell's Presidential Suite
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Fri Feb 15, 2008 3:14 am |
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Of course. Any thoughts about what happens after we make it home? |
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i much prefer s3x in the 4ss - B4rrister 0luwa
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Fri Feb 15, 2008 4:32 am |
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PRS Girly Girl
Will Post for Food
Joined: 06 Mar 2007
Posts: 1174
Location: Any place where cute shoes are on sale.
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Fri Feb 15, 2008 5:05 am |
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I hope everyone had a wonderful Valentine's Day, Anti-Valentine's Day, February 14, Thursday or whatever day it was for you. This thread was a tremendous amount of fun and a big source of entertainment. Thank you to everyone for making my week a lot brighter and for being such great sports.
My special thanks to BC for being my special Valentine. Many thanks to Jojobean, Rodus and Obi for putting up with me. |
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Mugatu
** Retired **
Joined: 13 May 2007
Posts: 3773
Location: The star of India
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Fri Feb 15, 2008 8:49 am |
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Eight, what an amazing woman you are... I can't believe I've found someone that won't make me go shopping with her.
It's a deal then... as long as you let me cook now and then too. We can't let all this talent go to waste.
Thanks for being my valentine this week! (I think all the rest of the boys are secretly damning themselves for letting a cracker like you pass them by). And cheers for being a damn good sport...
Same time next year then!
Kiss you! |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
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Fri Feb 15, 2008 12:20 pm |
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packman
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Dec 2007
Posts: 1498
Location: In his own little world but it's ok, they know him there.
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Fri Feb 15, 2008 12:35 pm |
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Just got back here to work
@BA cool the backlash and pinion depth need to be set on the third member. and i preloaded the coil overs so it wont sit to low when we put the fuel cell, battery. and NOS bottles in... oh damn i almost forgot to mock up the upper wheelie bar mounts |
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packman
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Location: In his own little world but it's ok, they know him there.
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Fri Feb 15, 2008 12:38 pm |
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@corona... easter? or is it Eater and theres the eater bunny.bringing eater eggs |
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haywood_jablowmi
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 20 Jan 2006
Posts: 591
Location: demoralise the lads, over and over, they will give up just crush the hope they have of getting cash!
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Fri Feb 15, 2008 12:55 pm |
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true to real life, I didn't get a virtual valentine,
I'll take out my dissappointment on a lad or five, they can share my pain! |
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Mugatu
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Location: The star of India
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Fri Feb 15, 2008 1:09 pm |
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^^ But did you get your big plate? |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
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Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Fri Feb 15, 2008 1:18 pm |
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YeaWhatever wrote: |
finally got... pant... pant... pant... the beads... out... gasp...
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Ewwwwwww.
Well, OBL and I had a wonderful night last night. Indeed, she is core of the sun hot as YW describes.
I hope everyone indeed had a good V-day. This thread was quite a lark. Now, gentleman- we must return to our other PWT in order to get the ladies to post our requested pictures.
And PRS- take your pity kiss back. Pfft. I don't need it. Well, nevermind. I takes what I can gets. But that's only if OBL approves. |
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Corona
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Joined: 21 Sep 2006
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Fri Feb 15, 2008 1:54 pm |
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Someone needs to go to Simba's camp and check on YW.
I told ya earlier that he agreed to just sit and talk all night, I did just that.
He was a such a gentlemen, brought me a ton of gift, had a delicious meal, romantic music, lots of booze, and I enjoyed every bit of it.
I stayed up all nite and he feel asleep, bless his heart. Then he started dreaming, making a lot of noise, and finally I tiptoed out this morning.
I would do it again, so we can get to know one another a little more. |
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packman
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Dec 2007
Posts: 1498
Location: In his own little world but it's ok, they know him there.
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Fri Feb 15, 2008 1:55 pm |
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WOO HOO back to elbow typing fetching hats at jaunty angles and AND PICS.
@PRS ill take a pity kiss any time.... |
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jojobean
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Fri Feb 15, 2008 1:56 pm |
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corona wrote: |
YW...
He was a such a gentlemen |
BWHAHAHAHAHAHA! You fell for that? Did he tell you he "loved you" too? |
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
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Location: Secret Lair
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Fri Feb 15, 2008 2:15 pm |
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Hi Everyone,
I am back out of my medically induced coma. Corona was a lot harder on me that I thought that she'd be. I should have realized that I was in for a treat when she showed up in that crotchless prison guard suit and holding that genital tazer.
So, after the medical staff provided me with several pints of blood, plasma, fluids, etc... I regained about half of the 85 pounds of body mass that I lost to Corona's voracious appetite. I have also regained some of the feeling in my extremities, which I am really happy about. Now, if I can get some of my equilibrium back, I will be able to walk again. What day is it anyway? I can no longer tell.
The next time Corona and I get together, I am going to plan ahead a little bit better. I think that the only way to handle her is to be shot full of human growth hormone, erythropoietin, testosterone, glucocorticosteroids, synthetic testosterone, anabolic steroids, horse testosterone, amphetamines, and my own pre-packed oxygen-rich red blood cells.
Anyhow, thanks Corona for an unforgettable Valentine's Day. As soon as I can walk again, let's get together and watch the videos. I am especially interested to see the video that the money shot. |
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