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bunnyrabbit
lost in translation
Joined: 08 Aug 2007
Posts: 531
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Thu Feb 14, 2008 3:53 pm |
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I asked my lad to call me on my (jconnect) number and then I did receive a call but no message was left. So I asked him this:
Dear Oakey [his "firm" is 0akchambers 4ssociates] ,
Why did you not telephone me as I commanded you? [I like to "command" my lads] Are you afraid to talk to me are are you just too stupid to use the telphone? Call me and leave a long and detailed message if I am not able to answer the telephone. Be sure to speak slowly and carefully so that I can understand.
Ge0rge Ruth
Then I added:
Dear Oakey,
Did you telephone me? I had a message but no one was talking on it. It is very rude to call someone and not leave a message. I will not do business with you if you treat me in such a rude way.
Ge0rge Ruth
His reply:
Attn: Ruth,
I did not call you and cannot call you any longer, business is not a field of insult or abuse neither will i force you to contradict your feelings.
For your information, you are not a business person and you have not been into international business in your life.
How could you be using such words like stupid and rude to person of my calibre, my proposal is not mandatory it is by choice and you are not the only person i contacted in this business because one cannot have all his eggs in one basket.
You sounds arrogant and rude, you need to have formal education on human approach. How dare you insult me for no fault of mine?
Bye for good.
Obviously, I'm not finished with him. I think I'll apologize and then prepare him for some more slappage. |
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Bullwinkle
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 31 Mar 2007
Posts: 79
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Thu Feb 14, 2008 8:09 pm |
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Why don't you check to see if one of those on-line colleges offers a degree in Human Approach? |
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bunnyrabbit
lost in translation
Joined: 08 Aug 2007
Posts: 531
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Thu Feb 14, 2008 9:07 pm |
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Actually, I was thinking of replying with something rather like that:
1. Thank him for the "informations", i.e. that I am not a business person and I have never been involvevd in international business in my life. I obviously didn't know that.
2. Explain to him that I did not comprehend his actual "callibre" when I said these things to him. I thought he was a .38 but he is obviously a .45.
3. Assure him that I have enrolled in a specialized course in Human Approach. |
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"IF AM NOT MAKING A MISTAKES, I NOW SEE YOU ARE THE MOST GREATEST MAD HUMAN BEING THAT EVER LEAVES" -- Bikini
"AT THE END I REALLY LOOK LIKE A SHIT OUT THERE IN THE MIST OF OTHERS" -- James McD0nald
"Any further email we shall report you to FBI for attempt of commonizing and curses." -- Engr. Wac0tt S. M00re
"You are stressing us over the payment...and I myself is going crazy over this" --Jessica D0nald tries MTCN S3cur3
"YOU STEEL MAKIN THE SOME MISTAKE FOR THE PAYMENT SLIP YOU SENT US" -- J0hn Smith
"i want you to stop send us an email again because you have giving us a desegrace" -- Smitty
"OUR BANK IS ABOVE OF ALL THIS NOSENCE ART OK" -- J0hn Smith
"Please be serious and sincerely over this Mather, don't take this as a jocking Mather." -- Chicklets |
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Tolin Dorden
Master Baiter
Joined: 23 Jul 2005
Posts: 113
Location: somewhere 100% risky free
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Thu Feb 14, 2008 9:08 pm |
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Apologize??
No no no he deserves a SLAP  Preferrably with a dead herring.
Edit: nvm posted just as you replied  And ofc you must mean he's a cal .22? |
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bunnyrabbit
lost in translation
Joined: 08 Aug 2007
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Thu Feb 14, 2008 9:09 pm |
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It's often better to slap and then apologize in order to set him up for another, bigger, slap.  |
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"IF AM NOT MAKING A MISTAKES, I NOW SEE YOU ARE THE MOST GREATEST MAD HUMAN BEING THAT EVER LEAVES" -- Bikini
"AT THE END I REALLY LOOK LIKE A SHIT OUT THERE IN THE MIST OF OTHERS" -- James McD0nald
"Any further email we shall report you to FBI for attempt of commonizing and curses." -- Engr. Wac0tt S. M00re
"You are stressing us over the payment...and I myself is going crazy over this" --Jessica D0nald tries MTCN S3cur3
"YOU STEEL MAKIN THE SOME MISTAKE FOR THE PAYMENT SLIP YOU SENT US" -- J0hn Smith
"i want you to stop send us an email again because you have giving us a desegrace" -- Smitty
"OUR BANK IS ABOVE OF ALL THIS NOSENCE ART OK" -- J0hn Smith
"Please be serious and sincerely over this Mather, don't take this as a jocking Mather." -- Chicklets |
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Cachuma
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 May 2007
Posts: 2284
Location: Blowing bubbles at 130 fsw
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Thu Feb 14, 2008 9:21 pm |
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I have a personal policy of never apologizing to my lads. I just tell them to apologize to ME if they want to keep moving forward with this business deal, or they can take their consignment and shove it up their mother's toto.  Remember, they need you more than you need them!
I would slap this lad up one side and down the other for offering this business deal to more than one person. How can you trust him now? He's been demanding that YOU be discreet, and he goes and hedges his bets by bringing in other partners? How DARE he! You command (I like that word too ) that he release the other partners, as you refuse to allow them to take a cut of this money that the two of you have worked so hard to get. |
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rumbero
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Jun 2006
Posts: 3677
Location: All the Salsa Night Clubs
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Thu Feb 14, 2008 9:40 pm |
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Slap the sh*t out of him.
Tell him that you have a better deal with Prof. Soludo. He is a professional business man, not a goat farmer like he is. |
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bunnyrabbit
lost in translation
Joined: 08 Aug 2007
Posts: 531
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Thu Feb 14, 2008 9:50 pm |
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| Cachuma wrote: |
| I have a personal policy of never apologizing to my lads. |
I used to have the same personal "policy" but then I discovered it was more fun to let them think they have won and then come back with a much bigger slap. It seems to frustrate them even more.  |
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"IF AM NOT MAKING A MISTAKES, I NOW SEE YOU ARE THE MOST GREATEST MAD HUMAN BEING THAT EVER LEAVES" -- Bikini
"AT THE END I REALLY LOOK LIKE A SHIT OUT THERE IN THE MIST OF OTHERS" -- James McD0nald
"Any further email we shall report you to FBI for attempt of commonizing and curses." -- Engr. Wac0tt S. M00re
"You are stressing us over the payment...and I myself is going crazy over this" --Jessica D0nald tries MTCN S3cur3
"YOU STEEL MAKIN THE SOME MISTAKE FOR THE PAYMENT SLIP YOU SENT US" -- J0hn Smith
"i want you to stop send us an email again because you have giving us a desegrace" -- Smitty
"OUR BANK IS ABOVE OF ALL THIS NOSENCE ART OK" -- J0hn Smith
"Please be serious and sincerely over this Mather, don't take this as a jocking Mather." -- Chicklets |
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Otterfan
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Mar 2007
Posts: 2481
Location: UK -- land of otters and non-otters
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Thu Feb 14, 2008 9:52 pm |
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^^^ Big agreement. Play them and feed them whatever lines are necessary, all for the better punchline. |
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