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Chibuike
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 07 Mar 2006
Posts: 693
Location: My corner of the world...
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Thu Feb 14, 2008 5:05 pm |
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How soon they dump ya! |
_________________ "I didn't know Oscar was a pimp!" Chibuike
"simple....go fuck a tree trunk" Phillip Johnson
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Harry Bawls
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Oct 2006
Posts: 1310
Location: Somewhere, nowhere, everywhere
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Thu Feb 14, 2008 5:10 pm |
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^^^^ WAIT!!! NO I meant.............. awww hell. Yeah, I guess I would rather hang out at JMR's and go to the strip club. Sorry baby. It was fun while it lasted..... |
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irishemigrant
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Joined: 22 Jul 2007
Posts: 4933
Location: 40*45' S 172* 34'E
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Thu Feb 14, 2008 5:11 pm |
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^^@Chibuike
You got dumped? Well isn't that typical
Next year, the party is at my place, JMR looks like he's being thrown out of the trailer park after this one, so we'll have it at my place next year, and you have the first invite |
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Harry Bawls
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Oct 2006
Posts: 1310
Location: Somewhere, nowhere, everywhere
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Thu Feb 14, 2008 5:13 pm |
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By the way.......I'll be wanting a DNA test on the baby............ |
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Chibuike
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 07 Mar 2006
Posts: 693
Location: My corner of the world...
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Thu Feb 14, 2008 5:14 pm |
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Do I have to bring my own sausages?
Oh, but Harry, it's yours truly. Just look at that head of hair |
_________________ "I didn't know Oscar was a pimp!" Chibuike
"simple....go fuck a tree trunk" Phillip Johnson
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irishemigrant
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Joined: 22 Jul 2007
Posts: 4933
Location: 40*45' S 172* 34'E
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Thu Feb 14, 2008 5:23 pm |
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Chibuike, just turn up babe, we'll have everything in place, you won't need to bring anything other than your own whip and spurs
JMR said he wants to do a plaster cast of your bod as well, so we'll provide the vaseline for that
See you here next year
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Thu Feb 14, 2008 5:33 pm |
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Chibuike, Harry has lost his mind.
Pig and I have reservations at Simba's camp and he is bringing a trunk box full of money.
Since we've only known each other for such a short time, he has agreed to just sit and talk all nite. |
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Thu Feb 14, 2008 5:38 pm |
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^^^
Um, yea, uh, sure. That's what we are going to do. You do like alcohol, right? I mean, you can drink a lot, right? |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Thu Feb 14, 2008 5:39 pm |
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Chibuike
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 07 Mar 2006
Posts: 693
Location: My corner of the world...
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Thu Feb 14, 2008 5:39 pm |
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I know Corona, I don't even get to do it on Valentine's night. Dumped before the roses wilt. And, here I was going to give Bawls tickets to the next Superbowl....50 yard seats. I guess I will have to put them on eBay and hope no lad bids on them.
Irish bogs? Is that a drink made from peat? |
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irishemigrant
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Joined: 22 Jul 2007
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Thu Feb 14, 2008 5:46 pm |
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Just to let you know, those of us at JMR's barbque are having a great time, we're several kegs down, the back end of Packs monster beast is almost in place, we've got a side of venison slow roasting over the coals of JMR's neighbours trailer, and the strippers are due here in an hour
Anyone else wants to turn up, just follow the smoke till you see the flames, |
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sheboppe
The Sparkly Member
Joined: 10 Dec 2004
Posts: 5002
Location: United States
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Thu Feb 14, 2008 5:55 pm |
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Peanut, you have made me the happiest unjackbootiest mod on Eater. Happy Valentine's Day, darling. |
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Thu Feb 14, 2008 5:56 pm |
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corona wrote: |
Yes! |
Yea, so I was wondering, for no real reason, how much alcohol it might take for you to, oh, I don't know, pass out? |
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<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
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<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
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Chibuike
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 07 Mar 2006
Posts: 693
Location: My corner of the world...
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Thu Feb 14, 2008 5:56 pm |
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Oh, Bawlsie, the results are in. I used the quick DNA testing services of a real nice guy from Lagos, Lagos. And, he says you are 110% the father so I will be filing for child support.
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Thu Feb 14, 2008 6:05 pm |
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Thu Feb 14, 2008 6:14 pm |
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Whoo Hoo!!! Jojo made me his second choice/consolation prize out of loneliness, didn't wait for me to answer, and went drinking with the guys. How special.
This is why I wouldn't dump Snerd for you. He's here with me for Valentine's day. We're having a nice picnic.
Happy Valentine's Day Snerd, my Honey. XOXOXO |
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JMRazor
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Mar 2006
Posts: 7103
Location: Yes
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Thu Feb 14, 2008 6:16 pm |
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Well, the police have left now (something about the quarter-sticks of dynamite being too loud) and we can get down to business.
Now, where are all those $20 bills?? |
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sheila_blyge
Master Baiter
Joined: 28 Mar 2006
Posts: 219
Location: Doing my worst with NN to a tied up JM under the watchful eye of the Teacup!
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Thu Feb 14, 2008 6:17 pm |
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irishemigrant wrote: |
@YW
All the real men are at JMRs' barbque and hot stripper convention at the Happy Lakeside Caravan and Trailer park YW<
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I'm sorry to disillusion you, but JMR will be otherwise, er, detained today.
If he invited you all round, then he's very, very naughty. Very. Naughty. |
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JMRazor
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Mar 2006
Posts: 7103
Location: Yes
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Thu Feb 14, 2008 6:22 pm |
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irishemigrant
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Joined: 22 Jul 2007
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Thu Feb 14, 2008 6:24 pm |
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oh kherrist and the little lad, the bloody woman found you JM
Give us a call when you need us, we'll keep a keg or 3 spare, then we'll go into town for another crate of sliders
I thought you said she was at the ould bitches trailer with the kids?
OK< for next years Valentines Day Massacre, No Wives, Kids, or significant others, unless they are strippers or ladies with tattoos in interesting places |
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Thu Feb 14, 2008 6:25 pm |
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The fried chicken is delicious, Ima.
@JoJo- Neener, neener. |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Thu Feb 14, 2008 6:25 pm |
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Awwww crap. Sheila! Hey, how's it going? I'd have asked you, but you weren't around so I figured I'd end up all lonely. Hmmm. That isn't so much different than the current situation though.
Wait, not. I must be a gentleman and stick with my request for OBL's hand. |
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JMRazor
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Mar 2006
Posts: 7103
Location: Yes
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Thu Feb 14, 2008 6:26 pm |
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irishmigrant wrote: |
oh kherrist and the little lad, the bloody woman found you JM
Give us a call when you need us, we'll keep a keg or 3 spare, then we'll go into town for another crate of sliders
I thought you said she was at the ould bitches trailer with the kids? |
I ummm, have no idea of course what you're talking about!! |
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Rodus
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Dec 2006
Posts: 3685
Location: Back under the cold shower
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Thu Feb 14, 2008 6:37 pm |
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Sheesh, I go away for 2 days and this becomes the new PWT. Anyone care to summarize for me? |
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irishemigrant
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Joined: 22 Jul 2007
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Location: 40*45' S 172* 34'E
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Thu Feb 14, 2008 6:40 pm |
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@JMR
She's reading this? well hell, hey how ya doing tootsie, listen it's not Jims fault, just a few of us got together here, and thought well, feck it, lets get up there to the trailer park and see Jim and Sheila, and see if she still does the paddlepop balls trick, or the screaming limes with tequila down your throat
So anyway, hell of a party so far, the sheriffs dept left us alone when they found out half of us had time in Iraq, and just wanted to let off steam, they even gave us extra cases for the rifles
Pack, you got the rear end fixed yet? |
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