The fifth annual Eater Valentine thread

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Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 2:41 pm

WOOO! Sheboppe, darling, of course I will be!

Happy Valentines Day to All

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irishemigrant wrote:

^ I'll let JM know to expect you, crate of sliders to go? or do you want to party on?

Plenty of room. You can play the bongos (it's all we have left).

Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 3:00 pm

Happy Valentine's Day to one and all! It was lots of fun. Let's do it again next year.

Trophy Videos · Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 3:01 pm

This thread is moving way too fast for me to catch up up on it, but I did manage to ask my pet check lad if he would be my Valentine.

Quote:

v day Wayne to ray
Date:Tue, 12 Feb 2008 4:29 pm

Ray,
Will you be my Valentine?
Wayne

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Re: v day ray
Date:Wed, 13 Feb 2008 2:36 pm

I am broke wayne

Gee, is that a yes, or a no? Laughing

hehehe

Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 3:11 pm

^^ Tell him the money isn't important, it's the love you two share for one another that counts. Laughing

So far nothing from my pets Evil or Very Mad

Except Pastor R4mesh asking for his 25 bicycles & $1k. Rolling Eyes

Not even an I love you Mother. Evil or Very Mad

My love lad Barr. Johnny better send me something nice or I will bitch slap the crap out of him. If he thought last week's abuse was something, he's seen nothing yet.

Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 3:18 pm

I have had a bumper haul of Valentine's from my laddies this year.

Including, amazingly, a whole trolley load from Mr Chukwu, the laddie that sold me as a sex slave to an Arabian hareem....... Rolling Eyes

Trophy Videos · Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 3:22 pm

@thefife and S!mb@ hehehe Laughing

I like your response, thefife. I'll have to use that one on him. Very Happy

Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 3:23 pm

breadcrumb wrote:

Good morning PRS!! I thought, that as you are my Valentine, you deserve breakfast in bed

After breakfast in bed, a nice relaxing soak in the bathtub followed by a very "steamy" shower.

A present for you so I know you will always have time for me.

Then we can play Guitar Hero and take turns being the groupie.

Someone please take Jojo's cell phone, Blackberry and notebook computer away from him. The constant stream of calls and messages, some with nothing but sobbing, are becoming bothersome and a little pitiful. Stuffing his face with White Castle's may be good for him.

Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 3:59 pm

^^^^

That girl lies. Whilst I admit I am pouting, I have not been bothering her with these things. It's just a little painful to have one's heart stepped on with a pointy, sexy high heel. And, for the record, I do not have PRS's phone number.

I am happy for BC, even if he is forced to wear that tacky Rolex. Be sure not to forget the Movado necklace as well (see bleow). That tacky Rolex just wouldn't be complete without the rest of the outift.

http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/ap/ec83fb09-670a-4594-9499-8c8ae3141982.widec.jpg

Personally, I feel that I am taking the rejection well. I mean, yes, I am quite saddened. However, BC is a nice guy and not completely undeserving. Hopefully, Candy or Diamond (one of the prospective strippers I will inevitably meet tonight) will comfort me in the ways that I need to be comforted.

Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 4:08 pm

^^^
Never mind PRS there Jojo. Did you see that photo of OldBagLady? Yummy.

Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 4:09 pm

You know how it goes Jojo, Women date the "bad boy" types, but usually end up marrying the "good guy" types.

Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 4:15 pm

Thanks for the kind words gents. I guess being a bad arse rock-n-roll guitarist/engineer was too much for her to handle. I mean, the groupies are a lot to handle for a lady.

Has anyone officially snagged up OBL? If not, I can arrange that. And, just know that with Jojo you always get to go on nice trips.

Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 4:18 pm

PRS, thank you for the nice watch. It will go along nicely with your new Porsche...oopss..I wasn�t supposed to tell you this already, since this is the evening surprise...

But anyways, I think after the relaxing bath and shower, you need a good massage:

followed by a refreshing walk on the beach:

and then we should have lunch at a nice place:

Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 4:24 pm

mmmmmmm lunch. (looks at watch)damn still got a hour to go.

Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 4:33 pm

Happy Valentine's Day, Cachuma my darling! jump_4_joy

I'll see you at Simba Camp shortly. I won't forget the Brussel sprouts and cream. Wink

Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 4:36 pm

^^ Pack! Don't get misled by glitzy pics, get back to real stuff!!!!!!!!!

You want that back end in tonight before we go to the strip club followed by a pig out at White Castle or not?

And I see JMR has just opened the freezer and got out another half side of road kill venison to go on the fire

JoJo, stop your bleating, they're only women, they are like lads, wait five minutes and another will come along

Al we need now is Rumbero to wake up and join us and we'll be having a real party

Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 4:45 pm

@Irish, I know I have said some unkind things to my brothers here, but I think I've had enough of the "lovey-dovey" stuff for a while. Can I join you guys? I can get us into the strip club with no cover charge.

Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 4:47 pm

Juan, I can't wait! I've made some chocolate-dipped brussel sprouts just for the occasion... Wink

Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 4:48 pm

jojobean wrote:

Has anyone officially snagged up OBL?

Keep offfff. I dey land here oooooooo

There's room in this big old heart of mine for two, so I'd like to ask redshoes to join us for a love in today. Just the three of us, a big bed and enough champagne to swim in.

Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 4:50 pm

Roll on up Harry, JMR has plenty of room out back of the trailer, we're thinking of inviting some of the strippers back for a bite the weiner on a string competition later as well,

Anyone else want to join in? It'll be the party of the month if we can get Rebrob8 and his lady, (from another thread) to join us

Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 4:51 pm

Wayne,

WHAT?!?!?!?!?

You have a core-of-the-sun-hot girl here from Eater as your Valentine and now you want more?!?!?!?!? I hate you (and I think that I speak for all of the men here at Eater).

Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 4:57 pm

@YW

Quote:

and I think that I speak for all of the men here at Eater

All the real men are at JMRs' barbque and hot stripper convention at the Happy Lakeside Caravan and Trailer park YW<

Where does that leave you if you're not here with us?

Doing another White Castle run, 3 crates of sliders? or should I get 4?

Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 5:03 pm

No thanks. Corona and I have plans.

Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 5:03 pm

I'm gonna have to stick out my neck here and ask OBL to join me. I don't know a whole lot about her, but I can see from her pic that she is a true lady. And Wayne sounds like he is in the business of sharing her with another woman. I don't think she deserves this. Not one bit. So, OBL, if you choose, I would like you to be my Valentine.

Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 5:04 pm

SF, good news. I invested that trunkbox money I got and have now made a nice tidy profit. (How much? Millionaire types are under my league.) So with that I have bought a few Valentines gifts for you.

A new Car, to take you to....

Your new Yacht, to take you to...

Your new Island or you can take

Your new Private Jet to go

Home:

Happy Valentines Day all. Smile

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