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Professor So And So
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Dec 2007
Posts: 1337
Location: Hash Conditions
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Thu Feb 14, 2008 5:33 am |
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It's 11:15 PM EST on the eve of Valentine's day. Do you know where your sexy piece of ass is?
Oh, me? Yeah. She's on 46th and Broadway making a heart with her hands for me.
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 - Ibrahim - Lagos - Parakou - "Find out if there is any western union money transfer from the 5imba camp"
- Mr. Green - Germany - Amsterdam, Holland - "I'll be in a brown check suit and trousers and a brown shoe."
- Mr. Mark - Accra - Tamale - "I thank you so much for the pain,time,money and life that you caused."
- Mr. Neill - London, England - Glasgow, Scotland - "Yu are really causing confusions between us all."
- William - Accra, Ghana - Maiduguri, Nigeria
- Miracle - Benin - N'Djamena, Chad - "Too much mosquitoes"
- Godspower - Ghana - N'Djamena, Chad
 - Adamu - Lagos, Nigeria - Abeche, Chad (100 days in hell) -  - "SAVE ME" 
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rootuser
Elite Baiter
Joined: 10 Dec 2007
Posts: 1632
Location: Right behind you
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Thu Feb 14, 2008 5:52 am |
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Bar? Good! Count me in! |
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"..., if it not the destiny has reduced us together, then who?"
"may u die tomorrow in jesus name"
"The devil has eaten away your soul as you will decay in the hail fire, so go and die with your dyning devil hopless devil advocate."
"This is what i sent to them am not with any money to go back to nigeria pls help."
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RoyalFlush
Eater U Quiz winner
Joined: 30 Dec 2007
Posts: 361
Location: One poker tourney or another
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Thu Feb 14, 2008 5:56 am |
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The bar sounds good to me too. It's not Valentine's Day (or Thanksgiving, or Christmas, or any other holiday, really) unless RoyalFlush is paying her homage to the toilet. First round's on me!
Oh, wait. That's my former life. Oh, what the heck. The bar's bound to have a decent pool table, right? 
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It's you and your family that don't have ENOUGH BRIAN CELLS.
I am dying because of your love you,ve impacted in me.
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Eliza_Doolittle
"Warned for lad hugging"
Joined: 16 Mar 2006
Posts: 1979
Location: Contemplating a plan to steal Shiver's cat
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Thu Feb 14, 2008 6:28 am |
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Let what I did be a lesson to all you women - get on the webcam for your man and give him a heart sign!
Just wait until you see what else I did for the prof.
And look - my hands have moved on up his leg. mmmmmm he's getting better at not being so violent with me. |
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M4rtins Uzo - Lagos to Abuja "l have spent money,time,took risk to travel all the way from lagos to abuja to meet you.(8 good hours on board)."
Ed - Port Harcourt to Kaduna
vLad's ebay auction states "Wonderful seller! Thinks "out of the box" to get item to you."
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thefife
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Apr 2007
Posts: 2261
Location: Soaked in Holy Ghost Fiyah...it tastes like chicken
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Thu Feb 14, 2008 6:35 am |
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@ Simba You are the best valentine ever!! I'm so excited to meet you @ your 5afari camp I can't sleep! So, I made these for you from scratch. Can't wait to feed them to you. 
& I picked up this lovely card for you which sums up my feelings perfectly
We should definitely do this again next year my sweet.
Happy Valentine's Day!! <3 <3 xoxo
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Mercedes-Benz Safari Invitational Peter S0lomon Lagos to Calabar Lagos to Kano via Abuja (w/ OxygenDeprived)
Barr. Johnny Gawa: Hello Baby.
Let hope to make it more real for good. (+2 pics of him rockin his delicate underthings)
Pastor Ramesh:Dear Mother Guch33y B4ggs in christ,
...So we want repair our tached prayer house. If you would like to help us 500 dollars it will be great help...Now I am some pictures for your kind notice. I am waiting for your reply.
Thanking you. Yours in His service (+ Banner!)
Pastor Ramesh: I dont want any luxary life ...Presently I need bicycle. It cost nearly $100 dollars. If you give this it is great need for me.
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Eight
Retired Moderator
Joined: 11 Sep 2004
Posts: 8710
Location: UK
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Thu Feb 14, 2008 7:10 am |
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sheboppe
The Sparkly Member
Joined: 10 Dec 2004
Posts: 5002
Location: United States
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Thu Feb 14, 2008 7:40 am |
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I am still awaiting an answer from the loveliest, most talented, and jackbootiest of all the mods, the exquisite and incomparable sheboppe (may her mailbox never close)!!
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Now Peanut my love, when have I ever been mean to you or threatened to jackboot you? I am a softy.You bring me chocolates and flowers to win my heart. How could my mailbox close and leave you behind?
Be my Valentine.
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Professor So And So
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Dec 2007
Posts: 1337
Location: Hash Conditions
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Thu Feb 14, 2008 8:13 am |
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Eliza, love...
I just wanted to take a moment to thank you for being my slutty little Valentine this year on Eater. I know it must have been a real leap of faith for you, being that I've only been a member for just two months. My title says it all, right??
Eh, it's been a nice slow build, but we're here now, on the very special day. And I'm sure you've been very worried what a "Newby McNewberson" would even THINK to get a sexy and seasoned baiter such as yourself. Well, I decided to write you a romantic poem.
And not only that, but I also Hired Mr. Ashlee (Known the world over as "The f*ckin' Walt Whitman of Nigeria") to perform the piece for you. Below this, you may read the product of my appreciation for you. And please, click the blue link to read along with the incredibly romantic presentation provided by Mr. Ashlee. I hope you like your gift, hotness:
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Dear Slut:
Roses are red, violets are blue
I have rum and coke, so here's what we'll do
We'll get trashed and hump, for an hour or two
Then ear-fuck a lad, and record for the crew
You'll make me some food, and clean up my house
Then on the way out, be as quiet as a mouse
If you wake me up, there will be hell to pay
I'll agree with the Weasel, Fuck Valentine's day
Click!>>>> http://media.putfile.com/Happy-Valentines-Day-Slut <<<<Click! |
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- Ibrahim - Lagos - Parakou - "Find out if there is any western union money transfer from the 5imba camp"
- Mr. Green - Germany - Amsterdam, Holland - "I'll be in a brown check suit and trousers and a brown shoe."
- Mr. Mark - Accra - Tamale - "I thank you so much for the pain,time,money and life that you caused."
- Mr. Neill - London, England - Glasgow, Scotland - "Yu are really causing confusions between us all."
- William - Accra, Ghana - Maiduguri, Nigeria
- Miracle - Benin - N'Djamena, Chad - "Too much mosquitoes"
- Godspower - Ghana - N'Djamena, Chad
- Adamu - Lagos, Nigeria - Abeche, Chad (100 days in hell) - - "SAVE ME"
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Mugatu
** Retired **
Joined: 13 May 2007
Posts: 3773
Location: The star of India
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Thu Feb 14, 2008 8:33 am |
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| To my Valentine... |
Me?
Now THAT was an example of romantic everyone... that woman has class. I think I chose wisely. |
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- because you deserve them! x19     
Thinking of using phone modalities? Attend the 419eater university on audio baiting.
"They made me to understand you are a Fraud Star" - Ikenna.
"I like traveling very much, it is so exciting and interesting to see foreign countries. but I have never been to foreign countries." - Marina.
"I will have you now I am highly reputable businness magnet." - Pam Doh
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SlayerFaith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Mar 2005
Posts: 5778
Location: Vegas, baby!
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Thu Feb 14, 2008 8:37 am |
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| It seems to me people have forgotten one of the true treasures of 419Eater, Slayerfaith! Slayer, would you do this old cat the honor of being my Valentine? |
Old cat my ass, youngster!
Of course I'll be your Valentine, CS! BTW, I still haven't forgiven your boss for walking in on us in the middle of things... not that hiding under your desk wasn't fun...
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| Please don't make me write sappy poetry. Pretty please! |
Well, I was hoping that if I left you hanging until the last minute, sappy poetry would appear... but I really know better 
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| With some of that money I hired a famous artist to sing a song about an evening that would come |
Meet ya out back, love. I hear there's a play room behind the mod lounge |
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"Did he say they have an inflatable pig? That's sick!"- Crash, Vegas 06
"You can be a right Bitch sometimes SF"- Cherrie, GenChat 07
Naked Mod pics!
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CrimsonSapien
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 22 Jun 2004
Posts: 763
Location: Baiting lads...
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Thu Feb 14, 2008 11:06 am |
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Proof that persistence and patience pays off. Unlike you other guys who couldn't make up your mind which woman to go after.
/me goes off to give SF some good hot lovin' behind the Mod lounge.  |
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Mugatu
** Retired **
Joined: 13 May 2007
Posts: 3773
Location: The star of India
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Thu Feb 14, 2008 11:11 am |
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To my valentine: Thank you for making me the happiest love rat on the eater.
For you:
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- because you deserve them! x19
Thinking of using phone modalities? Attend the 419eater university on audio baiting.
"They made me to understand you are a Fraud Star" - Ikenna.
"I like traveling very much, it is so exciting and interesting to see foreign countries. but I have never been to foreign countries." - Marina.
"I will have you now I am highly reputable businness magnet." - Pam Doh
"Sorry,i do not know you are all that: a destitute and nuts" - Ben Chris |
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Harry Bawls
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Oct 2006
Posts: 1310
Location: Somewhere, nowhere, everywhere
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Thu Feb 14, 2008 12:23 pm |
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Happy Valentines Day everyone! This was a lot of fun, can't wait till next year. |
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packman
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Dec 2007
Posts: 1498
Location: In his own little world but it's ok, they know him there.
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Thu Feb 14, 2008 12:26 pm |
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HAPPY VALENTINES DAY everyone. may it be wonderful.
me and my pony are heading over to the bar with Obi. i hope they have a dart board. |
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Pancratic Cancer is beyond suck.
Our Forum Mods. can beat up your Forum Mods
SB Eye Regime.
The receipt you send is totally invisible ok-Kelly
FUCK YOU SMALL BOI YOU ARE POOR IN HEAD AND SOUL
AND GOD WILL PUNISH YOU FOR SCAMMING HOUNST MEN LIKE ME.. Segun Akintemi
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Simba
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Nov 2006
Posts: 4093
Location: Bila Shaka
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Thu Feb 14, 2008 12:39 pm |
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A message of love,
For the queen of my pride,
Aft� long dusty journey,
On a shuttle bus ride,
We�ll sip chilled champagne,
And take our delight,
To the sounds of the bush,
Through the African night,
And awake at the dawn,
To a chorus of roars,
In the glow of the sunrise.
Come rest in �tween my paws,
Gazelle bound playfully
Through the long grass,
Simba fondly remembers,
TheFife�s grrrreat piece of arse. |
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=King Zongo-Ouaga to Accra to Lome to Accra to Lome
=Mr Duru-Ouaga to Accra to Ouaga to Abidjan
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=Mr Dandy-Abidjan to Monrovia-SSC Liberia
=Mr Mandela-Jo'burg to Maun-SSC Botswana
=Mr Danka-Dakar to Bangul-SSC Gambia
=Mr Twumasi-Accra to Cotonou-SSC Benin
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breadcrumb
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Feb 2006
Posts: 2075
Location: On my knees, licking floors together with TSnerd
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Thu Feb 14, 2008 1:06 pm |
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Good morning PRS!! I thought, that as you are my Valentine, you deserve breakfast in bed:
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I´d vote for Don or TS but Lotta, Juan and sheboppe are the best! But the squirrel still sucks on the buttons *g*
"your papa, i do you ok, you do fuck your self off goodday" Hitman lad to Usm4an B3ll0
"fuck you and your mumu family for ever andv ever, you go die for bicycle accident this year" Hitman to Usm4n B3ll0
"once again thank you for the disappointment and arranged confussion." Barrister Ise
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thefife
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Apr 2007
Posts: 2261
Location: Soaked in Holy Ghost Fiyah...it tastes like chicken
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Thu Feb 14, 2008 1:16 pm |
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Such sweet poetry my darling Simba Very, very sweet my love.
Is it too early to ask you to be my valentine again next year? Maybe I'll wait till tomorrow seeing as how I've got the whole rest of the day to be in your paws. AHHHHHHHH... |
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Mercedes-Benz Safari Invitational Peter S0lomon Lagos to Calabar Lagos to Kano via Abuja (w/ OxygenDeprived)
Barr. Johnny Gawa: Hello Baby.
Let hope to make it more real for good. (+2 pics of him rockin his delicate underthings)
Pastor Ramesh:Dear Mother Guch33y B4ggs in christ,
...So we want repair our tached prayer house. If you would like to help us 500 dollars it will be great help...Now I am some pictures for your kind notice. I am waiting for your reply.
Thanking you. Yours in His service (+ Banner!)
Pastor Ramesh: I dont want any luxary life ...Presently I need bicycle. It cost nearly $100 dollars. If you give this it is great need for me.
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Thu Feb 14, 2008 1:51 pm |
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Thu Feb 14, 2008 1:57 pm |
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And to you too dear!
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Thu Feb 14, 2008 2:08 pm |
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Well, Jojo is lonely. I claimed that I wouldn't ask another girl, as I would just like to sulk. But, if there are any available ladies out there, maybe we could have a nice dinner or something? Anyone? I just hate being lonely.
Ima- would you consider leaving Snerd? (Sorry Snerd) |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin  Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles  x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
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irishemigrant
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Joined: 22 Jul 2007
Posts: 4933
Location: 40*45' S 172* 34'E
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Thu Feb 14, 2008 2:27 pm |
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^ JoJo, all of us are around at JMRazors with the barbque going, cold beer in the fridge, we're helping Pack reassemble the motor as soon as we've had a few more beers, then we have 2 strip clubs to go to, followed by a late night snack at White Castle
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http://www.scamwarners.com/ For when you want to remember why we bait
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Thu Feb 14, 2008 2:30 pm |
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Sure, why not? Ladies are nothing but heartache. And White Castle does sound good. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
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Mugatu
** Retired **
Joined: 13 May 2007
Posts: 3773
Location: The star of India
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Thu Feb 14, 2008 2:35 pm |
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^^ Ha! Saddos. My valentine is going to come round later, meet me at the statue, have a quick drink at the champagne bar, then it's off to Brussels on the Eurostar for a weekend of magic.
Enjoy the strip club, wierdos.
(She did make me sweat a bit mind you... I hope she's not trying to "Safari" me).
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- because you deserve them! x19
Thinking of using phone modalities? Attend the 419eater university on audio baiting.
"They made me to understand you are a Fraud Star" - Ikenna.
"I like traveling very much, it is so exciting and interesting to see foreign countries. but I have never been to foreign countries." - Marina.
"I will have you now I am highly reputable businness magnet." - Pam Doh
"Sorry,i do not know you are all that: a destitute and nuts" - Ben Chris |
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irishemigrant
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 22 Jul 2007
Posts: 4933
Location: 40*45' S 172* 34'E
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Thu Feb 14, 2008 2:36 pm |
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^ I'll let JM know to expect you, crate of sliders to go? or do you want to party on? |
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SeniorNet NZ Local Branch ongoing workshops about internet scams
http://www.scamwarners.com/ For when you want to remember why we bait
Goodbye Mike (Paranoid) Friend, confidant, partner. Till we meet again.
Personal Message From The Axeman
<-- Because you have earned them. x8 a few x 13 |
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packman
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Dec 2007
Posts: 1498
Location: In his own little world but it's ok, they know him there.
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Thu Feb 14, 2008 2:38 pm |
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Pass me some more ribs and a 9/16 socket im mocking up the coilovers so we can weld up the brackets on the back half |
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Pancratic Cancer is beyond suck.
Our Forum Mods. can beat up your Forum Mods
SB Eye Regime.
The receipt you send is totally invisible ok-Kelly
FUCK YOU SMALL BOI YOU ARE POOR IN HEAD AND SOUL
AND GOD WILL PUNISH YOU FOR SCAMMING HOUNST MEN LIKE ME.. Segun Akintemi
Click here to support 419Eater.com
<-- I got a pony WAHOO
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