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lost in translation Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 531

This guy needs to try harder stay on script given his terrible English. I didn't even try very hard to get him off script. He just kind of wandered off on his own. I respond in my "best" English as I'm still waiting for my "massage" from the "remmitanct":

Scammer in Red
Elizabeth Edd0wes (me) in Blue

Dear Mrs Elizabeth,

as from now upwards, i want you to understand that any response from my bank, just contact before response to the bank and even though they call you by phone you are free to tell them to droped that you doesnt understand english language very well as a results of that, you are going to sent the response by email.
I want you to confirm to me as matter of urgency if the remmittance has sent you any response through that application latter .
From the reserch i made this after, I hard from colleugue that the remmitanct has sent you some massage. please I want you to consults all the direct contacts which you have provide my bank to communicate with you. whatever you recieved from my bank, just consults me for
the providing of their response.

I am waiting for your urgent response.

Thanks
Mr R4sm4ne

No the remmitanct has not sent me some massage ok. If they call me I will tell them to droped but the financial bank did not call me. So what do we do now?

Elizabeth Edd0wes

Dear Mrs Elieabeth,
I wounder why Mr 4dama 0uatara where delaying this process. I have observed that this applicate has deted here since two days ago but Mr 4dama 0uatara were still finding it difficulty to follow the process of this bank and released this money into your care.
Anyway, I have a solution this. I would like you to copy this massage bellow resends it to the board of directors, especially (MR 4DAMA 0UATARA. ) so that they will give urgent attention towards this application.
I want you to reply me from every reply they sent to you after this period. ok.

Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 8:26 pm

WOW

make sure to compliment him on his english

Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 8:38 pm

And trust me - that's not even the worst English that a Lad has written...

Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 8:40 pm

Be careful not to correct him or educate him in any way.

Bruin

Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 8:56 pm

If a lad writes you:
"halo; am benfeciar o man die bad ill for bank had dolla miljon, wanta giiv thas two juu".(this took me 2 minutes)
Then you have to respond to him as though he was speaking PERFECT english, otherwise it would be educating him Wink

Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 9:43 pm

You can offer corrections or tips to the lad on his english, just be, er, creative.

lost in translation Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 531

Maybe some of you baiters missed it but this quote was from me in reply to the lad:

Quote:

No the remmitanct has not sent me some massage ok. If they call me I will tell them to droped but the financial bank did not call me. So what do we do now?

Elizabeth Edd0wes

As you can see, I am not educating him. Far from it. I am giving him every indication that he is communicating just fine. Smile

And, oh yes, I know this is not the worst English ever seen. But it is pretty close to the worst I have personally received.

lost in translation Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 531

More from this master of the King's English:

Quote:

My Dear,
From which media contacts do you communicate with my bank?
I want you to consult them and verify if there is any massage of the banks massage there inside.
from the research i made this moment, I observed the arrival of the letter and the administrative is demanding to provide some vital information about the decease costumer.
I saw from your file records as this massage was dispatched since Monday through the office of Mr 4dama 0uatara. but I wonder why you did not received it till this monet.
I am working to get the answers and submit them this evening . so You should not bordering in sending this to the bank again.
I contact to me urgent Once the approval is issued on your behalf to enable me arrange my immediate coming to your country.
I am waiting for your immediate reply.
Thanks

And, no I am not correcting his English or educating him. I continue to give him the impression he is communicating just fine. Smile

I am really looking forward to my "massages" from the bank.

Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 8:10 pm

bunnyrabbit wrote:

More from this master of the King's English:

I thought it was the Queen's English Confused

419Eater is my life Joined: 18 May 2007 Posts: 428

They don't have queens in Nigeria. Laughing

Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 8:35 pm

^^ They have royalty in Nigeria. I see someone doesn't pay attention to his pets' letters. Rolling Eyes

However, I was refering to the country that invented the language, which I believe has a queen on the throne...

419Eater is my life Joined: 18 May 2007 Posts: 428

I thought the queen died, and that was where they got the money from? Very Happy

lost in translation Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 531

I thought Americans invented it.... Wink

Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 12:18 am

That's what the princes & princesses are for. Somebody spent a lot of time on the format, really the least you could do is skim it. Rolling Eyes