The fifth annual Eater Valentine thread

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Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 10:04 pm

See that button to the left that says "Quote"? Press it.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2007 Posts: 2628

Yeah.
Got it now

I've got some nice pictures if you're interested.

Of a pyramid

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 10:07 pm

Yes please Very Happy

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2007 Posts: 2628

One topless pyramid just for YW

and another

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 10:18 pm

Are these TWAT pyramids?

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 10:20 pm

Quote:

BC, I will be your valentine.
Come here and I'll scratch behind your ears and rub your tummy.

ohhhh....PRS!!! jump_4_joy

You are the best valentine one can wish to have!!
*runs up to PRS and lets her scratch him everywhere she wishes to do so*

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 10:22 pm

@ Rumbero
Don't worry about me, well, unless we're on a dance floor and you are the competition,

It'll be a good stand off, I'd love it to be in a competition with you

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2007 Posts: 2628

@ YW
They're genuine Scottish pyramids.
Built as an art project
Not TWAT ( at least I dont think so )

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2007 Posts: 2628

@ Irish.
Bet you'd beat Rumbero at the Time Warp

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 10:33 pm

These are for my two lovely valentines, Persie and Special K Very Happy

:

For Persie:

For Special:

Swiss bank account, remember Wink

Trophy Videos · Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 10:33 pm

Do any of you hot eater ladies wanna take a wild ride on my board, and be my valentine?
The big wave is coming up quick, so swim on out here. Very Happy

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 10:39 pm

@ Nanny, At least I'd be the one in the costume anyway, Rumbero would be too terrified to dress up in case he was thought to be gay

Swishy dance hall Queen that he is

It's just a step to the left

And 2 jumps to the right

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 10:42 pm

Okay Mugatu, let's see what you've got. Laughing

@YW: soooooooooooo sloooooooooooooowwwwwwwwww

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2007 Posts: 2628

Put your hands on your hips
and squeeze your knees in tight

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 10:50 pm

Eight wrote:

Okay Mugatu, let's see what you've got

Just for you, it's on it's way. Wink

And it's a tribute to PRSGG!

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 11:00 pm

A certain mod here dissed me,
And said I was the pits...
But when I said I'd show my axe
And also my fleshy bits,

She suddenly got in touch again
And said "Lets see your Guts,
I showed her my helmet and axe,
I hope she feels a putz!

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 11:12 pm

So if you get your wish, and I succumb, that would make you the putz? Laughing

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 11:20 pm

^^ I'd be happy to be the putz to you boss...

Oh hang on, that means you want to feel me up!?!? Shocked

I have some pictures of far flung places to dedicate to you, that have never been seen by anyone online ever. (Genuinely!)

As long as you will be my valentine.

Elite Baiter Joined: 11 Jul 2007 Posts: 1979

wayne wrote:

@OBL - How could I resist an ass - I mean a request like that Wink

Let's not forget I've seen the real you on webcam. Much hotter than the pic in this thread.

Honey, you weren't supposed to tell about my special performance for you.

Read 'em and weep, listen and learn boyz. The Master baited and got his trophy! I've read the book you sent me Wayne. I'm ready.

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 11:42 pm

Mugatu, I am still not convinced. Maybe it's your camouflaged helmet that is unsettling me. Confused

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 11:56 pm

Have patience my lovely Mod, I have much to offer.

My camouflaged helmet is nothing to be afraid of... it is just a token of how far I will go for you. I've defended many a persons' democracy worldwide, just as you defend those who democratically post here on this site.

We have a lot in common Eight. We should be valentines. Smile

Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 12:06 am

Oh, my sweetie Bawls, I just thought you might like to see me in my sexy flannels.....come to bed Papa!

Or, would you prefer this one?

Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 12:07 am

Well, work has kept me away, so this has grown a lot in the last day.

I don't believe that the man has to ask the woman to be the valentine. Those silly sexist games are no longer appropriate. I think it is personally acceptable for a woman to ask me to be her valentine. That, and I am too busy between now and Valentines to actually pursue anyone very well, certainly not to the degree that all you fine eater women deserve.

I am available to any Eater lady who wants a talented charming hardworking intelligent, witty, handsome, warm man. I am also rich.

I like long walks on the beach, swimming in my remote jungle river in the moon light, stimulating and cerebral conversation, and the usual lower chakra meeting of the pelvis, etc.

I am available immediately, though the next few days I will be busy putting money into the bank so I can resume my retired state (at 41).

I look forward to fielding offers.

Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 12:13 am

Special k, I don't think a man like Reaper deserves you. i think you need a real adult, one who can take care of you in a time of need. These valentine cards represent the vitality my heart holds for you:

I made them myself in teh Photoshop CS3.

Special k, will you please be my valentine?

EDIT: I can't change my avatar by fault of the stupid forum scripts.

Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 12:14 am

A little late I know,
But it's the pelvic thrusts
That always drove me insane (insa...ayayayayayne, if you prefer)

Which is why I'm not in this Valentine thingy. That and the fact that the only time I went to see RH live, I was jeered at and called Brad.

It broke my heart.

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