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Obi-Wan Knievel
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Joined: 10 Dec 2006
Posts: 1486
Location: Bald Knob, NF
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Tue Feb 12, 2008 6:45 pm |
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It would seem, sweet PRS, that one of my would-be competitors for your affection is attempting to drag me into a character debate by raising insidious questions about my manhood and solidity-ness.
jojobean wrote: |
I mean, does he become a drunk every time he doesn't get his way? |
That question was a gross misdirection attempt and we all know it. Since when do I need to not get my way to get drunk? I will state for the record however that I am not an alcoholic. Alcoholics go to meetings. As far as turning gay, that will only happen if you decline my offer. I think you'll agree that Irishemigrant and Tommo have very sexy avatars (just not as sexy as yours), but I'd rather have you.
Since I have no photo skills, and since I refuse to download cheesy images from the web to try to fool you into thinking more highly of me, I will patiently await your wise decision. There are advantages to having a gittar-slinging jedi knight as your valentine - I haven't even made mention of my ability to make you levitate. Who needs a bed anyway? |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Tue Feb 12, 2008 6:50 pm |
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Wow. Obi doesn't even listen. Read two posts above yours mate!
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As far as turning gay, that will only happen if you decline my offer. |
I guess you'll be hitting Club Rainbow tonight? |
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Harry Bawls
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Oct 2006
Posts: 1310
Location: Somewhere, nowhere, everywhere
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Tue Feb 12, 2008 6:52 pm |
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And the first loser signs in:
jojobean wrote: |
Well, congrats BC. It'll be a lonely night for Jojo and the rest of us. Sigh. All comfort is welcome. |
Then the second loser joins in:
Obi-Wan Knievel wrote: |
Since I have no photo skills, and since I refuse to download cheesy images from the web to try to fool you into thinking more highly of me, I will patiently await your wise decision. |
Poor guy does not even know it's over. |
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packman
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Dec 2007
Posts: 1498
Location: In his own little world but it's ok, they know him there.
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Tue Feb 12, 2008 6:57 pm |
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HI im packman and im a alcoholic... oopi think im in the wrong meeting |
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JMRazor
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Mar 2006
Posts: 7103
Location: Yes
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Tue Feb 12, 2008 7:27 pm |
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Ima Baeder wrote: |
While I think that PRS IS quite a catch for a Valentine, I am disappointed to see that so many other fine Eater women are yet unasked. I won't start naming names, because I'm sure to leave some out. . . think guys. |
I know many of the ladies are wondering why I've been so distant -- I hope not too many hearts have been broken. The fact is that I dare not express any affections for any lady except the one who holds my heart in her hand (her other hand busy with a whip). Alas, she has not been on Eater for a couple of weeks now but my devotion knows no bounds and I shall not waiver (for fear of retribution).
I just felt I owed an explanation... |
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wayne
Account closed at users request
Joined: 05 Dec 2005
Posts: 3630
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Tue Feb 12, 2008 7:34 pm |
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@OBL - How could I resist an ass - I mean a request like that
Let's not forget I've seen the real you on webcam. Much hotter than the pic in this thread. |
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Chibuike
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 07 Mar 2006
Posts: 693
Location: My corner of the world...
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Tue Feb 12, 2008 7:37 pm |
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This is for you Harry Bawls......
I have put on my sexy flannel gown, turned the lights down low and cranked up the Karaoke machine......here goes in my best sexy voice:
My funny Valentine
Sweet comic Valentine
You make me smile with my heart
Your looks are laughable
Unphotographable
Yet you're my favourite work of art
Is your figure less than Greek
Is your mouth a little weak
When you open it to speak
Are you smart?
But don't change a hair for me
Not if you care for me
Stay little Valentine stay
Each day is Valentine's day
The beer cans in the bed
only support my head
Your funny little burps
sound like new bird chirps
A walk through Wal-mart
as you pass your gassy fart
lets other women know
you have much love to sew
Just be mine you
funny and odd valentine! |
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Harry Bawls
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Oct 2006
Posts: 1310
Location: Somewhere, nowhere, everywhere
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Tue Feb 12, 2008 7:52 pm |
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Chibuike, Ahhh my sweet sweet love muffin. Words cannot describe how I feel right now. After I finish emptying the spitoons in the living room and kitchen, I am going to put on some Old Spice, and dig out the John Deere ballcap and wear it backwards, just like you like it.
Never before has a woman as fine as you (or any woman for that matter) paid this much attention to me. I am on cloud nine. I simply cannot wait to have you meet Maw and Paw. Grandpa will be thrilled with my choice too.
Do you really have on the flannel gown? You know what that does for me, right? Get ready woman......here I come. |
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Chibuike
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 07 Mar 2006
Posts: 693
Location: My corner of the world...
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Tue Feb 12, 2008 7:53 pm |
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Also Harry, I got a present for you.......
And if you ever try to stray from me.....well what can I say
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_________________ "I didn't know Oscar was a pimp!" Chibuike
"simple....go fuck a tree trunk" Phillip Johnson
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Harry Bawls
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Oct 2006
Posts: 1310
Location: Somewhere, nowhere, everywhere
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Tue Feb 12, 2008 7:55 pm |
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@jojo and YW, Is my sweetie the BEST, or what? WOW!
doing my best "in your face" dance. |
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Nanny Ogg
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2007
Posts: 2628
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Tue Feb 12, 2008 8:18 pm |
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<Sneaks in and steal the choccies whilst everyone is looking at Bag Lady's botty >
creeping out again, stopping to admire Irish's avatar |
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rumbero
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Jun 2006
Posts: 3677
Location: All the Salsa Night Clubs
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Posted:
Tue Feb 12, 2008 8:36 pm |
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@ Irishmigrant;
Jumping around like a monkey does not constitute dancing.
You wrote:
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I'd rather spend a night in an unheated garage rebuilding any thing, |
Since you think you can tinker with cars. I got you this. I know it will come in very handy. Yes, they have books specially for you.
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will make u understand that i'm a spiritual man (Makinwa the retarded mugu)
in juses name u will dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Posted:
Tue Feb 12, 2008 8:39 pm |
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Harry Bawls wrote: |
@jojo and YW, Is my sweetie the BEST, or what? WOW!
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I would have to say the Wayne has that one covered. OBL is every guys dream girl. |
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Harry Bawls
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Oct 2006
Posts: 1310
Location: Somewhere, nowhere, everywhere
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Posted:
Tue Feb 12, 2008 8:44 pm |
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^^^ see the fine print in my previous post......... |
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Tue Feb 12, 2008 8:45 pm |
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^^^
I did. It changes nothing. |
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irishemigrant
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Joined: 22 Jul 2007
Posts: 4933
Location: 40*45' S 172* 34'E
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Tue Feb 12, 2008 8:49 pm |
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@Rumbero, did I mention Monkeys?
No, I did mention swish gay moves upon the dance floor, which is all you seem to be able to do, apart from finding basic mechanics manuals on the net
Show that you are willing to get your fingernails dirty, get down and dirty with real men, or we'll always think of you as just some flashy gay dancing git that can't do shite |
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packman
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Dec 2007
Posts: 1498
Location: In his own little world but it's ok, they know him there.
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Tue Feb 12, 2008 8:49 pm |
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That is fine print... so fine i cant even read it |
_________________ Pancratic Cancer is beyond suck.
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Harry Bawls
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Oct 2006
Posts: 1310
Location: Somewhere, nowhere, everywhere
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Tue Feb 12, 2008 8:52 pm |
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@YW you are correct OBL is indeed hot. I am just saying I have a perfect match. Don't worry, someone will come by and swoop you up.
@packman, open Word, copy, paste, change font size to something you CAN read..
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packman
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Dec 2007
Posts: 1498
Location: In his own little world but it's ok, they know him there.
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Posted:
Tue Feb 12, 2008 8:55 pm |
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ahhhh ok that worked thank you harry i would have never thought of that
*edited* just to say sometimes im just so stooooopid |
_________________ Pancratic Cancer is beyond suck.
Our Forum Mods. can beat up your Forum Mods
SB Eye Regime.
The receipt you send is totally invisible ok-Kelly
FUCK YOU SMALL BOI YOU ARE POOR IN HEAD AND SOUL
AND GOD WILL PUNISH YOU FOR SCAMMING HOUNST MEN LIKE ME.. Segun Akintemi
Click here to support 419Eater.com
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irishemigrant
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Location: 40*45' S 172* 34'E
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Tue Feb 12, 2008 9:24 pm |
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It's easier to go to page /zoom/400%
then you can read even tiny tiny script
harry dosen't know everything |
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<-- Because you have earned them. x8 a few x 13 |
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Harry Bawls
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Oct 2006
Posts: 1310
Location: Somewhere, nowhere, everywhere
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Tue Feb 12, 2008 9:31 pm |
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Eight
Retired Moderator
Joined: 11 Sep 2004
Posts: 8710
Location: UK
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Tue Feb 12, 2008 9:48 pm |
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CrimsonSapien
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 22 Jun 2004
Posts: 763
Location: Baiting lads...
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Posted:
Tue Feb 12, 2008 9:54 pm |
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Shhhh! I was keeping that lazy trick to myself Eight. Spoilsport! |
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rumbero
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Jun 2006
Posts: 3677
Location: All the Salsa Night Clubs
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Tue Feb 12, 2008 9:59 pm |
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@ Irish
Jealousy will get you no where.
You mention the word gay a lot, I wonder about you. |
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Lagos to Abuja Pr1nc3 F@w@z
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YOUR WIFE WILL GIVE BIRTH TO A MONKEY, YOU ARE GOING TO SUFFER FROM EPILEPTIC,
LET YOUR MOTHER FUCK YOUR BEST FRIEND. LET YOUR FATHER FUCK A MAD STREET WOMAN, USELESS INTERNET FRAUDSTER. (barrister Dan )
I bet u , soon , u will be laying in a close casket ,
will make u understand that i'm a spiritual man (Makinwa the retarded mugu)
in juses name u will dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
( Makinwa) |
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Nanny Ogg
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2007
Posts: 2628
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Posted:
Tue Feb 12, 2008 10:02 pm |
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Now you tell me bout the quote trick!
After squashed my nose on the monitor, then gone to look for magnifying glasses. |
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