The fifth annual Eater Valentine thread

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Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 2:50 pm

AWWW irish i was hoping you and i could get together and drop the 572 into my prostreet PU

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 2:52 pm

Ladies, I have a discounted rate at the travelodge....

although not the one near Norwich, they have problem with the TV only showing bangkok lady chickboys, and then they try and bill you for it

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 2:56 pm

thefife wrote:

Simba has proven to be a spectacular & loyal valentine!

And that is a truly spectacular compliment....!!
It really was my lucky day it was when my path crossed with yours, my little Lioness..

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 3:00 pm

Simba is indeed a good choice. He seems loyal. Like a lion.

(Jojo is seeking the stamp of approval from others)

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 3:01 pm

Jojo is indeed a good choice. He seems loyal. Like a supermodel.

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 3:02 pm

JOJO my stamp of aproval can be bought.... just send 2500 usd via WU

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 3:03 pm

come one girls, i am not getting any bites, do you know I present on the third best slot for bbc radio norwich!

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 3:05 pm

Simba wrote:

It really was my lucky day it was when my path crossed with yours, my little Lioness..

Right back atcha my king of the jungle ROAAAAAAAAAR

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 3:06 pm

YeaWhatever wrote:

Dear Harry Bawls,

Being that you are a man who has a beer gut, farts a lot, drinks a lot, likes to gamble and likes going to strip clubs, I was hoping that you could enlighten us on how to woo those Eater women.

Thanks in advance.

Quite simple really YW. Drink plenty of beer, at least 12 at one sitting. Don't chew your food too much, the process of the stomach acid breaking down the food causes considerable gas. Gambling is easy, throw away at least 30% of your weekly gross pay on long odds bets. As for strip clubs.....DUH!

I hope this helps!

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 3:08 pm

Geez Harry. Is that all it takes to woo the women here? That sounds easy. I guess that I always thought that it was lot harder than that. Man, was I ever mistaken.

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 3:10 pm

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BC, I was merely encouraging you to at least put for an effort. If I lose to you, then so be it. However, I would have been very disappointed if I had lost to you (which is quite likely) and you hadn't put forth any effort. That would have been a shame my friend. If you are going to bring up my inability to cook, then so be it. However, those custom made pictures were the idea of whom? None other than the creative Jojobean. And, as BC likes to point out, he is a good cook. Fair enough. But, in the rare event that I do cook, it is extra special because it is a sacrifice for me. That's something that is very difficult for me to do. So, BC may be able to wow you with his culinary arts, but at least my efforts come from the heart.

jojo...I promise to put effort into PRS, and as a matter of fact I have already done so. So now you are admitting that the pictures were all your idea? That is very good, my friend Smile

PRS, I am in some kind of trouble now. See, I am too much of a nice guy to fight jojo, cause I like him. I don�t want to fight this man. PRS, is there the possibilty that both you can be the valentine of both of us? I am sure you have enough love to share with both of us, as you surely have enough beauty for 100s of us Smile

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 3:27 pm

@Chibuike, my sweet little hunka hunka luv,

I am bursting at the seams, I can't hide it any longer. Guess what I have for us! I just know you are going to love this!!!! Ready?

I'll be there at 7:00 to pick you up!

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 3:29 pm

I'm just wondering if I should strip down to my smalls and wave a guitar in front of my belly.....

Very Happy

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 3:29 pm

Indeed, her beauty is enough to illuminate a room.

Yes BC, I admit my wrongdoings. I have even defended your cowardly behaviour in the past and taken the blame for you. YW will attest to your cowardly ways.

I also don't want to fight with you BC. Especially since that fight would not be fair and I would have the obvious advantage. However, we shall both take the high road and not fight each other. BC is indeed a nice man. Very faithful. Like a golden retriever.

However, I must take issue with his idea of sharing. I will refer back to an old Bible story to help make my point:

Two women had an issue over a child. Each woman claimed that the child was theirs. So, they brought the child to King Solomon to help settle the matter.

Solomon heard their stories. After listening he said, "Bring me a sword and I will cut the child in half."

The first woman, who was truly the mother of the child, said, "Please don't. Just let the baby live." The other woman agreed that the baby should be chopped in two, so no one could have the baby.

Solomon then drew the conclusion that the real mother would be selfless and rather see the baby live with the wrong person, then to be split between the two.

I use this to parallel the ongoing situation that BC proposes. While my full wish is that PRS chooses me as her Valentine, I do not think that it is fair to split her up. I would rather, as unhappy as it would make me, see her with BC than to have to see her split between us. My hope is that she lives a happy and filling life, even if it is not with me. However, I know that I am the best choice for her. I hope that my words and actions can help her to draw the same conclusion.

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 3:42 pm

I am still awaiting an answer from the loveliest, most talented, and jackbootiest of all the mods, the exquisite and incomparable sheboppe (may her mailbox never close)!!

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 3:44 pm

You may say she is Jackbootylicious.

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 3:58 pm

@Pack, hey, I'm reconsidering my options here buddy, you need a hand with that motor?

A 24pack of Carlton Crown, a few pizzas delivered to the outside garage

Hell, forget about the women, fickle bitches that they are

Lets do real stuff, the chocolates and flowers always pi**ed me off anyway

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 4:02 pm

Thank you Lord for this place!

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 4:15 pm

You got it irish we need to finish putting in the new rear sub frame put in the engine and trans and finish a little elec. work and it will be ready to bake off the 18.5 in wide M&H slicks

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 4:28 pm

@ Pack, ok, what rear trans are we putting in, and are we running nitro as well?

Man, this is better than sucking up to those transient whores that try to get your money with promises,

You need a Tig welder for the rails? I'm qualified for that

Lets do it ,

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 4:29 pm

@ Irishmigrant

I can put together a 350 engine blind folded. That MACHO idea is not sensual to a woman.

Knowing how to make love to a woman on the dance floor is very erotic and sensual to a woman. How you hold a woman gentle and yet firm. Will drive her crazy, and I do know how to use my tool.

@ Corona

I will be your valentine. Do you want to dance ?

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 4:31 pm

rumbero wrote:

and I do know how to use my tool.

BWHAHAHAHAAH! That's one of the best things I have read on this forum!

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 4:33 pm

@Jojo - crap i forgot about the pith helmet

@PRS - Jojo is by far the better choice, remember BC is female as he had a sex change operation awhile back. He is very confused and probably needs psychiatric help.

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 4:39 pm

It looks like my wooden replica Paul Reed Smith guitar won't arrive from Africa in time for Valentines. Too bad too, I thought the inscription on the back was touching: "PRSGG BE MINE -FROZBOZ"

We just didn't have enough time Wink

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 4:40 pm

@rumbero, I tried making love to a woman on the dancefloor, all I got was locked up for indecent exposure Razz

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