The fifth annual Eater Valentine thread

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Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 2:10 pm

YW there not fat chicks... there BBW's god a hate the saying "fat chicks"
ill shut up now.before i say somthing that could get me in troble

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 2:11 pm

More than you already are? Laughing

At least it keeps the heat off the rest of us though Pack, so thanks for that. Wink

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 2:11 pm

"BBW"? WTF is that?

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 2:12 pm

Big beautiful women

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 2:12 pm

Big Beautiful Woman? Uh, don't ask how I know that. Embarassed

Let's just say Breadcrumb told me.

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 2:13 pm

^^^
Sure Capt. Ahab.. Sure. Laughing

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 2:16 pm

"Big Beautifil Women"? Oh, is that what they are calling themselves now? For a while it was "big boned". Then it was fasionable to call themselves "curvy". Others would call themselves "healthy" or whatever BS they thought sounded good. Look, if you girls expect us men to stay fit, lay off the chocolate... you do not need it. I would no more get my girl a box of chocolate than I would get her a 55 gallon drum of mayonaise.

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 2:18 pm

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Has he provided her with custom pictures from afar?

Yes. He has. May I remind Mr.J ojo"I don�t wanna cook" bean of some custom made pictures of a nice soup? Wink

Quote:

Has he provided anything more than a weak insult to this thread?

So you mean you are complaining, that my insults were too weak in the thread? Should I come up with better insults then? Laughing

PRS, you know you want to be my Valentine. I can cook a nice soup for you (which jjb can�t), I am loyal, I am charming...well...I am bc Laughing

Ohhh...and the absolutely most important thing: I am NOT married!!! Laughing

So, PRS, will you be my Valentine?

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 2:21 pm

a woman does not have to be a size 2 or even a size 0 to be beautiful.
all women are beautiful if there a size 6 or even 26, when i see bumper stickers and such the sez "no fat chicks and other stuff like that it gets to me. real women have curves. as my wife sez " she was built for comfort not speed.

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 2:22 pm

@PRS - You should listen to the Ruddy Cat, he makes some good points. You should have heard him in Skype the other day waxing poetically about you, some of the most beautiful stuff I have ever heard.

You owe me BC Wink

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 2:24 pm

"Real women have curves"? Oh yea? Who told you that again? Oh yea, I forgot. A woman told you that. Laughing

How about this?
Real men have beer guts.
Real men fart a lot.
Real men drink a lot.
Real men like to gamble.
Real men like strip clubs.

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 2:26 pm

@YW

Guilty
Guilty
Guilty
Guilty
Guilty

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 2:29 pm

Real men also love and honour there woman

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 2:30 pm

WTF Ook? And we have worked together on baits and such? Nuts to you! Evil or Very Mad

CATBINGO to you. And one cup of urine on a commercial bus is coming your way.

BC, I was merely encouraging you to at least put for an effort. If I lose to you, then so be it. However, I would have been very disappointed if I had lost to you (which is quite likely) and you hadn't put forth any effort. That would have been a shame my friend. If you are going to bring up my inability to cook, then so be it. However, those custom made pictures were the idea of whom? None other than the creative Jojobean. And, as BC likes to point out, he is a good cook. Fair enough. But, in the rare event that I do cook, it is extra special because it is a sacrifice for me. That's something that is very difficult for me to do. So, BC may be able to wow you with his culinary arts, but at least my efforts come from the heart.

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 2:32 pm

Sorry Jojo, BC can demod me in Skype, so I have to stick up for him. But for a little extra on the side I could see about getting a recording of a lad asking PRS to be your valentine......

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 2:34 pm

packman wrote:

Real men also love and honour there woman

There is no dispute there my friend.

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 2:34 pm

You are going to let a mod position in Skype Chat govern your senses when it comes to picking the right man for the most beautiful woman in the world? Geez. Hows about taking that pith helmet out of your siggy? Laughing

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 2:36 pm

and i dont have a beer gut... i lost mine 14 years ago when i quit drinking. ..it now a pizza gut, as for the rest #2 guilty, the rest not guilty

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 2:39 pm

Come on guys (?). This thread is about wooing an Eater girl to be your Valentine. Quit bickering and get on with it. Time is getting short.

As a successful wooer, if you need any tips, PM me.

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 2:43 pm

YeaWhatever wrote:

lay off the chocolate... you do not need it.

Them's fighting words where I come from! Grab the swords ladies we have a battle to fight!! Twisted Evil

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 2:43 pm

Dear Harry Bawls,

Being that you are a man who has a beer gut, farts a lot, drinks a lot, likes to gamble and likes going to strip clubs, I was hoping that you could enlighten us on how to woo those Eater women.

Thanks in advance.

Chibuike wrote:

YeaWhatever wrote:

lay off the chocolate... you do not need it.

Them's fighting words where I come from! Grab the swords ladies we have a battle to fight!! Twisted Evil

Try not to get too winded picking up that sword.

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 2:46 pm

did someone say beautiful women..... tell me, has she ever been for a ride in a lexus....

cash back

(will make no sense to US baiters, just ignore me)

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 2:47 pm

[Tannoy] THUMP THUMP.... (cough)... would all baiters please return to the woo-ing. I say again, would all baiters return to the woo-ing. Fighting is not allowed, fighting is not allowed. Thank you. SKREEEEETT! [/Tannoy]

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 2:48 pm

^^^I like that beer gut smelly farting man. He's my Valentine and no one is going to get him but ME! Mr. Green

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 2:48 pm

ok, time is running out here, anyone? anyone? that wants a day and night out, your choice between fine dining and strip clubs, and even the mudwrestling pit at Happy Harrys Bar and Pizza give me a call, I'm up for anything

Oh, Ex and Pack need not apply, but I'd consider Harry and JM

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