The fifth annual Eater Valentine thread

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Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 1:31 am

@Cachuma,

Look, jealousy does not become you. I thought about choosing you but after showing your true colors in the PWT I had no choice but to choose Chibuike. She is the love of my life. I have no idea how I existed before I found her. Maybe you could PM her and ask her how you might become desirable to some of the other Eater boys like EX and Reaper.

Have you ever had a mad, passionate bout of hot monkey love after being covered in rassler spit? Don't knock it till you try it.

EDIT: corrected spelling boo-boo

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 1:59 am

^^^

That one had my laughing so hard I cried! One of the better posts in this thread. Mr. Green

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 2:07 am

Oh Harry! A wood grain Sears AM/FM radio? Be still my heart. I hope and pray that my cell phone doesn't turn it on. God forbid we should be doing the wet nasty spit monkey and not only do the bells start ringing but our favorite Country Music station starts playing Roy Clark's "Thank God and Greyhound she's gone".

P.S. How did you know that I love rassling as well as boxing? Cupid has truly hit his mark on us hasn't he?

P.S.S. Ya, know, sometimes I just want to tickle your bawls! clapping

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 2:11 am

^^^^@Cachuma, I rest my case. Very Happy

Which leads me to a song I love titled " Don't cry down my back baby, you'll rust my spurs".

@Chibuike, Tickle away Sweetheart. Just think........maybe one day there will be little Bawls rolling around.

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 2:13 am

YW said

Quote:

I thought that there was a policy here on Eater about posting photos like that?

Do you want to show me your naked body?

Edit: show us! Razz

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 2:30 am

Wonders what her and Harry Bawls little bawls would look like? Would they have my green skin tone and Harry's hair? I guess we will know in 9 months. Wink

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 3:15 am

@ Special K I've thought it over, you can have Capt. Jack. Simba has proven to be a spectacular & loyal valentine! Plus he's got 5afari camps. Laughing

@ Simba Look what I snagged for you!

You will need plenty of fuel for the big day love. Wink

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 3:28 am

@Special...I...ermm.....I look like this in real life you know! Very Happy

Sorry Bella, she won't let me Sad

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 4:11 am

Spare ladies, form one line. Tricky is now on the market Cool

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Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 4:13 am

lotta wrote:

I'm all yours, Betelgeuse Very Happy

Do please elaborate on what the fairies can do Laughing

Well, is that room behind the mod's party room free? Need to show you really Wink

EDIT: Oh, almost forgot! We will need a feather, blindfold, fuzzy handcuffs and massage oils! And that swing out back will be perfect Embarassed

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 4:19 am

corona wrote:

Edit: show us! Razz

Hey, you've already seen me in my swimsuit. Isn't that enough? Besides, I would not do that unless you do it first.

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 5:45 am

Harry Bawls wrote:

Have you looked next to the bed lately? And yes,the Pinto was fun. Wait till you see where we are goin' Thursday night! rasslin' is comin' to the arena, and I got us'ns front row seats. We will be close enough that when the rasslers hit each other, the spit will fly on us! Then on to the Waffle House for a late night breakfast...........I can hardly wait!

Edit: I almost forgot! I bought you a Sears AM/FM woodgrain clock-radio with snooze alarm for next to the bed to replace your AIWA stereo system.

Wow. Look at what I missed out on. Rolling Eyes

Harry, you probably should remove me from your siggy. I'm afraid a very jealous Chibuike will kick my girly ass.

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 7:45 am

^^^ Does PRS already have a Valentine? I mean one that I have to take serious and not one like ehh for example jojo? Laughing

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 8:00 am

Well Col. C0le finally came through with those trunkboxs from Iraq. I am officially filthy rich. With some of that money I hired a famous artist to sing a song about an evening that would come if the person I asked to be my Valentine would just log on.. Oh well. 2 more days..

The song is in PG format as I know we have some kids out there, but you get the drift.

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 8:27 am

Ex

Stop dreaming about corona. I found the perfect valentine for you.
Take it like a man and enjoy your new valentine. You two should be happy.

Corona and I go back a long time. Sorry YW. I wonder why she never told you about us

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 11:03 am

Because it is nearly Valentines day I decided to get romantic and post some nice loving words my vl... I mean, I wrote earlier today.

Owing to how shy I am, I have not directed it at anybody in particular, I must say though that OBL's picture is inspiring.

I very much love you. I still never met such fine
person, as you. And I am glad, that we with you were reduced with
destiny. You the ANGEL, who has gone down from heavens kindling my
heart! I have found you, and you me! I want, that you knew, I shall
always love you! You for me will always stay the most desired, gentle,
tender, unique and the beloved in my life! It is pleasant to me in you
absolutely all. You - the most delightful creation on the ground, the
most gentle, sensual and passionate. I very much - very much LOVE you.
Always and everywhere, there is no you better. You are those, what is
actually, is not present drops of pretence - I love you for it even
more strongly. I with impatience wait for the moment when I shall fall
in your tender embraces, and I shall inhale your aroma, repeating your
name, listening to your voice and, again and again, peering in affable
features of your person. At night I see your beautiful person, a
mouth, I present, as you concern me the charming lips. With you my
life was filled with sense, now I know, that I want. And I want TO be
WITH YOU, to be always, all life. I for you both in fire and in water,
everywhere, where you will call. My you light in this heart-breaking
darkness of a life. Thanks you that you are! I love you! I shall
always love you, my heart will not cease to beat yet. When I think of
you so deafening my heart loudly knocks, it is a pity, that you now do
not hear it. Any idea has no value, if this idea not about you. All my
desires and dreams are connected only to you. Anything and nobody will
break my feelings to you. It seems to me, that at times even in dream
I admit to you love, I fall asleep physically without you, but I wake
up always with your name on lips. Know, loved, that near to you there
is a person, whose heart is beaten ONLY FOR YOU. I very strongly love
you, I simply live you, one day when I do not receive from you letters
- as if eternity, thanks you for all: for your love and care. You are
of what I dreamed all life for whom waited the happiness. Fairly, I do
not know how to express in words even a part of that is created at me
on soul. If I was an ice floe, I would thaw from one your sight, be I
a flower - I eternally would blossom only for you and if I was a song
on light white it would not be more wonderful than this music because
she for you, only for you. But to a great regret, and I can and
fortunately, simply the person. With loving heart, with singing soul.
And except for you I so yet did not love anybody, anybody so did not
wish. I LOVE YOU!!! My heart is beaten for you. I live only for you.
And all this too for you. I cannot without you, I miss, I love you
simply that you are. Loved mine, I with impatience shall wait from you
the letter. And I think, that you will write already soon to me. Yours
love
Murry

I will just go and work on some more loving words shall I. Wink

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 11:08 am

PRS Girly Girl wrote:

Harry, you probably should remove me from your siggy. I'm afraid a very jealous Chibuike will kick my girly ass.

Done

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 11:26 am

My dears, girls of eaters,

To me, the 24 years of age.
I am live in city of London, English Federation.
I search for woman of kind heart, with love to give. You be that person?
I liked very much the profile of Eight, she seemd the kind woman. But she was treat me cruel, and call me love rat. I am sure she not serious about our transaction.
If you the eater ladies like my profile, maybe you write? I have lot to give, I the loving man. I like walks in snow, cuddle in warm house, and cats. If you like same, maybe we match and have writing?

Kiss you!

Mugatu.

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 11:35 am

He is some of my work from a while ago, see I do have a romantic side

Hello my love girls of Eater ,
honie i want you to know that since we have met on here and u have
always been on my mind i am just been thinking of you all day and night i
really wanna meet you inperson so that we can make things real together,
babe i also want you to know that there is so much I want to tell you, a lot
has been running through my head lately. I'm having trouble putting my
thoughts into words so you will have to bare with me through this.
I keep thinking about the future, about life, and what I want out of it. I
keep thinking about us and what this relationship means to me. I keep
thinking about these things and I realize they go hand in hand. This
relationship is my future; it's what I want out of life. I want to grow old
with you. I want to experience this crazy love forever and ever, and I
really think I'm going to get to. I want us to walk through new houses
picking the one that would be just right for us. I want to see you walk
around our house in a big t-shirt with your hair down and catch me staring
at how gorgeous you are. I want you to pull the covers off me at night and
then I have to get even closer, if it's possible, to you to keep warm. I
want to see you laugh like crazy at me when I do stupid stuff. I want to rub
lotion all over your body because you laid out in the sun too long. I want
to have a child with you and go through the experiences of parenthood with
you. I want to see you and me chasing our little kid around the house, all
three of us laughing our heads off and having fun. I want to hold you when
you cry and smile with you when you smile. I want to fall asleep every night
with me in your arms. I want to fall asleep on your chest listening to the
beat of your heart and know it beats for you I want you to be the first
thing I see when I wake up and the last thing I see when I go to sleep. I
want to see your bad morning hair; I think it will be so cute. I want to sit
on the beach with you and watch the sun set, and I want all the people who
pass us to envy the love that we obviously have for each other.
I want to see you walk down that isle and I want to take your hand for the
rest of my life. I want to spend all night, and maybe the next day, making
love to you with an undying passion (sorry to be so blunt). I want to be
thirty years old and still make out with you like a little schoolgirl. I
want to cook a meal with you and us totally ruin it and end up doing take
out. I want to sit there talking to you for hours about nothing at all but
in the same time everything or maybe we won't talk at all and just grin at
each other realizing how lucky we are. I want you to get mad at me for doing
something stupid, and I want you to bust out laughing when you try to yell
at me. I want to lay with you in front of a fireplace and keep the heat
going long after the fire goes out. I want to take trips with you to places
we've never been and experience them together. I want us to go
skinny-dipping in a hotel pool and get caught and streak back to our hotel
room waking everyone up because we're laughing so hard. I want us to go and
pick out the hot tub we want with the biggest grins on our faces the whole
time. I want the sales rep to get embarrassed when we sit in them and make
sure we have enough room to do the things we want to do. I want to hold your
hand and let you scream at me while you bring our child into this world. I
want our friends to come over and get totally jealous because they don't
share a love like we do. I want to be walking into a store with you and trip
and fall on my face and turn around to see you rolling on the ground
laughing at me. I want us to run outside in the rain and act like total kids
getting completely soaked, and when we come back in stripping down to
nothing as we stumble into the bedroom, or the kitchen counter, or the
balcony, or the dining room table, or an office desk, or the shower, which
ever one we feel like at the time.
I want it to take your breath away every time I say, "I love you" because
you know it's coming from the heart. I want us to be sitting there and
watching our child take their first steps from my arms into yours. I want us
to sit down with a box of strawberries, a bottle of chocolate syrup, and a
thing of mint chocolate ice cream; well, I'll let your imagination finish
that one. I want to love you and be with you for at least forever if not a
little longer. I couldn't really express in words what I'm feeling right now
so I decided to share with you SOME of the images and thoughts that have
been running through my head.
I just want you to know that I had never found someone I wanted to spend the
rest of my life with until I met you. I really am crazy about you,
everything about you.

Kisses,

Murry

Unfortunately that love ended after an unfortunate car accident which left me heartbroken

I am sure it can be fixed Wink

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 12:36 pm

OK im back to work here.... so what i miss?
oh ya and i forgot..did i mention my family has a castle in scotland. that one of you lovey ladies could be the queen of? it has a staff to seave your every becken call. we could curl up in front of one of the meny fireplaces sip fine wines, eat chocolet, and let our love grow with every passing heart beat.at sunrise we could go up to the tower battlements and watch the sun rise onto a new day of love and romance.

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 1:00 pm

rumbero,

Darling, we do go back a long way and today I want to be your Valentine. Cool

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 1:39 pm

Obi-Wan Knievel wrote:

PRS is the only Girly Girl I have asked, and if she declines my genuine offer I will accept defeat like a man. I will also try to drown my sorrows in a case or two of Molson Canadian, start fires at random and maybe even turn gay (since PRS is the only one for me), but those are all very manly things I think.

Gentlemen, I have a proposition. Since men of stature like us are above petty mud-slinging (and since I suck at photo-chopping), I vote we settle it in the way of our glorious rockin' forefathers. A real live, no-holds-barred gittar showdown. If you accept, we will have it out 6-string to 6-string to win the heart of sweet PRS. While whammy-whacking, sweep-picking, electronic FX, hammer-tapping and detuning are allowed, I think we should ban such practices as round-the-world, flaming leather boots, feedback-looping and excessive dwigglies! I will also agree not to use the patent-pending mind-trick on anyone. As a gentleman, I have already laid down my best available performance in a previous post. Good luck, may divorce be with you, and as my educated colleague says...

I woud like to point out a couple of key things in Obi's post... he says that if you do not choose him, he will run to drown his sorrows by drinking them away. That is not a good sign. I mean, does he become a drunk every time he doesn't get his way? This is being brought up merely as a safety concern for you my dear, sweet PRS. Also, he considers being gay a manly thing, which is rather disturbing.

I also take exception to the fact that you imply that my lad's photos may be photoshopped. Indeed, those are unique, real photos straight from Accra, Ghana. I see that no one else here has invested nearly as much time into their gifts for PRS as I have, which speaks volumes. I mean, has anyone else gotten their potential Valentine CUSTOM PHOTOS from another continent? I didn't see any posted.

I'll glady post a recording of my band vs. your band in a guitar battle, if you like. I feel quite confident that if melt your face guitar shredding is what you seek, then I can gladly hold my own.

PRS, I would like you to know that I only want to be your Valentine so that I can treat you with the respect that you deserve. It seems that Rodus only has dirty things in mind. This is not how Jojo works. He has all sorts of things in mind, not just dirty things. I want you to know that my motives are pure. Just see so yourself:

Also, I just got one of your many Valentine's Day gifts in. I hope you like it. Don't worry, it comes with a certificate of authenticity.

And may I just point something else out... I see that BC has come late in the game. He proceeds to insult me by implying that I am not a serious candidate. However, what has BC done to make her feel truly special in this thread? Has he provided her with custom pictures from afar? Nope. Has be provided her with lavish gifts as I, and my only other worthy opponent Rodus, have? Not one. Has he provided anything more than a weak insult to this thread? It seems that he has not. So while I think BC is a nice guy, he has just not measured up in terms of wooing. At least Obi laid his heart out there.

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 1:59 pm

@Corona

Rumbero? A swishy dance hall queen??????? All he has is some swishy gay moves on a dance floor, can he do a complete engine overhaul, re-port the head, add a supercharger?

I am hurt, shocked and disgusted that you would chose some flamboyant pansy like that Shocked

OK, looks like I'm back searching for my true Valentine again.

Damn all the ones that just want cheap sex and one night stands are gone, I'm not ready for committment again, all though I will be if the right lady asks me nicely.

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 2:04 pm

ya real men use tools ... not balet slippers. irish pass me the torque wrench. im putting the crank in the winsor..... hmmm that dont sound right

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 2:05 pm

OK Corona,

Take whoever then. I have gotten a little worried about a girl that is so into chocolate anyhow. I'm not really into fat chicks.

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