The fifth annual Eater Valentine thread

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Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 6:39 pm

oh did i mention that i am rich?

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 6:40 pm

Thank you for pointing out what all of us were thinking Ima.

Rodus- are you calling PRSGG a devil? I think she is more of an angel- sweet and kind. I don't know what your intentions are with her, but I only hope they are wholesome and good.

EDIT: Packman- that post just gave me a good laugh. Very Happy

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 6:42 pm

hey i grabbing at straws now cuz in reality .. im very shy
hence the bag oner my head

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 Mar 2006 Posts: 7103 Location: Yes

I'm very disappointed that this thread has quickly devolved into that which was so soundly rejected recently in the PWT.

I let the women come to me just because of who I am.

/still standing alone in his drum circle

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 6:55 pm

Ooooo, Jojo. Ghiradelli chocolate. One of my favorites.

Rodus, somehow you peeked into my soul and spoke to my inner bad girl.

She needs let out on occasion. Do your taste run more Frederick's of Hollywood or Victoria's Secret?

I'm definitely going to need some time to sort this out. A massage, a little wine and chocolate should help clear my mind and unflutter my heart.

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 6:59 pm

^^After checking I'd go with Fredericks but the truth of the matter is that none of the models on their sites can hold a candle to you PRS.

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 7:00 pm

PRS-

I thought I might should post a pic of my latest piece of furniture.

And yes, I knew those chocolates were your favourite. You see, I really listen. I take note of these things.

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 7:05 pm

All I can offer is this.

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

@Packman: Because you're shy I feel really badly leading you on, so I will just tell you that I am going to stick with TSnerd as my Valentine. Thank you for your lovely attempt to sway me. Very Happy

It was a tough decision, but you see, not only did this Valentine thread lead to my being permanently branded with his name in my custom title, but after he said yes to my Valentine request, I went out and got this:

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 7:09 pm

awwwww thats nice.

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 7:10 pm

I think JMRazor is all alone and could use a hug. Come here, big guy.

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 7:12 pm

I see that you really don't know her that well Rodus...

This is what I offer.

I see Ima just got a stamp of some sort... where is that tattoo located?

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

Quote:

where is that tattoo located?

On imagecave.

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 7:20 pm

Actually jojo, methinks it's you who got it wrong Wink

PRS,stuff the guitars, I offer you these instead.

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 7:25 pm

I had to go back 4 pages to find you Corona, here is what is waiting for you

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 7:26 pm

corona wrote:

YW, sorry that I didn't answer right away, but I had to think and you should have fought long and hard. Laughing

I do like your bod, I mean wood, Shocked

but you're all done with me I see. Sad

Darn if ya do and darn if ya don't.

Hey Corona,

Sorry if there was confusion here. Your silence must have given the wrong impression. I think that between your bush and my wood, we could have a lot of fun. What do you say we give it a shot?

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 7:28 pm

Ima you didnt lead me on. besides my real valentine is at home right now waiting for me to get out of work she is the onlyone that makes my heart flutter, and in truth i would never do anything to make her distrust me thats the main reason i really wasnt being to out there. even though i am shy. which is why i think im sucking as a baiter too.

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

@Packman:

It's only a fun Valentine's game. You're sweet and your wife is a lucky woman. Wink

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 7:32 pm

A "game"?!?!?!?!?!? WTF? I thought that this was for real. Corona, don't listen to her.

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 7:39 pm

This damn well BETTER be real! I've already wired $2800 to S1mba Safar1 camp to reserve our suite, and they sent me a REAL shuttle voucher! I know it's real because I got it in email! It's REAL I tell you!

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 7:39 pm

Ook......

Ook?

Ook eek ook.

Ook?

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 7:40 pm

Oh Peanut, is it my new power that woos you to me,
or is it my insatiable appetite for romance? Candy
and flowers are sweet my dear, can I have a day
to decide? Very Happy

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 Mar 2006 Posts: 7103 Location: Yes

PRS Girly Girl wrote:

I think JMRazor is all alone and could use a hug. Come here, big guy.

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 7:42 pm

A game, Ima? I fully intend on taking Eliza out, throwing a burger or something else down her throat, faking a knee injury so she doesn't want to go out dancing, grabbing about ten cocktails somewhere, and then taking her for a "walk" on the beach. I'm sure we'll stumble our drunk asses down the beach for at least 20 yards and then find a spot to lie down for a bit. I always thought outdoor sex was romantic. The fact that you don't have to use a cup/bottle to spit your chewing tobacco into always allows for a much sexier flow. Anyway, I fully intend on getting what I gotta get (and not just once).

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 7:47 pm

You guys and your love poems...bahhhh.. This is the kind of valentine card the women on this site want. Sure, it led to a restraining order and a few days in jail, but isn't that what valentines day is about?

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