The fifth annual Eater Valentine thread

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Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

Ok Jojo, I'll leave you to your baiting, I mean wooing, of PRS. But, stay out of my business of trying to get packman to compete with TS so that I can get a little poetry and don't call me freaky again, or it's on. Evil or Very Mad

edit: typo

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 3:41 pm

Ook.

Ooook ook.

Oook ook.

Oook?

Ook!

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 3:48 pm

Your jealousy is understood. However, my humble efforts are for PRSGG only. I can assure you that my wooing of PRSGG is 100% genuine and risky free. If you feel that you are comfortable with your two timing, then by all means, go for it. I, however, must stick with one girl. I am no _________ (insert euphemism for freak) here. Laughing

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

I like you, Packman,
I really, really do.
But trying to steal Ima from me,
just isn't the wisest thing to do.

So, go after Eight,
PRS, ED and Lotta, too.
But if you keep eyeing my Ima,
CATBINGO!!!! OOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Evil or Very Mad

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 4:03 pm

Valentines day is just a commercial scam used to trick people into buying overpriced flowers and chocolate candies! The truth is out there people! Just OPEN your EYES!!!!1111!!1!!11111!!

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 4:05 pm

Tsnerd wrote:

I like you, Packman,
I really, really do.
But trying to steal Ima from me,
just isn't the wisest thing to do.

So, go after Eight,
PRS, ED and Lotta, too.
But if you keep eyeing my Ima,
CATBINGO!!!! OOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Evil or Very Mad

I also like you Packman,
So I offer you advice:
The course of action Snerd suggests
Just isn't very nice.

If you pursue the lovely Eight
But don't leave it at that,
For all your womanising ways
She'll brand you a "Love Rat".

Cool

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 4:08 pm

Cachuma wrote:

Juan...he's drawing closer in your rear view mirror...perhaps some poetry is in order?

Sheer poetry will be eloquently expressed in the form of my tender ministrations when we're together, my dear..........

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 4:09 pm

TheGreatOok wrote:

Ook.

Ooook ook.

Oook ook.

Oook?

Ook!

Too late Ook... I've already asked, and BC accepted (although declaring some concerns) ... Wink

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 4:39 pm

Ima Baeder wrote:

You should should see the PM's I'm getting from Snerd! Wink

Go ahead. Rub it in. Salt in the wound and all that. Even Susie didn't do that to me when she stole Hunter. Ima - methinks we need to have a showdown. A real live girlfight.

Who wants to watch? Wink

Juan Freizwidatt wrote:

Sheer poetry will be eloquently expressed in the form of my tender ministrations when we're together, my dear..........

Yeah yeah, that's the future baby...I'm lookin for something NOW. Did you really think it would be that easy? If I'm worth having, I'm worth fighting for. Show me whatcha got!

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 4:44 pm

@Hell - oh read again chump, You or BC were not mentioned in that post.

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

@Cachuma: You have more suitors on here than anyone, (except maybe Corona). Leave me and snerd alone, hussy. Laughing

@Juan, do you see how she's still pining over snerd? You need to step it up. Wink

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 4:50 pm

^^^^
Count me out with Corona. She never gave me a straight answer, even after I showed her my wood. And the fact that she would even give Ex any consideration at all makes me wonder about the girl.

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 4:53 pm

I got involved with one of these before, and was brutally rebuffed, despite the originality of my "wooing"...

Clicky

Some original code, for the woman who loves geeks... Of course, there was later some talk of "premature compilation"... Embarassed

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 4:54 pm

She didn't see anything except fifty three dollars and a shiny red car YW. Stay away from that train wreck.

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 5:04 pm

To Ima

When I was young
I never needed anyone
And making love was just for fun
Those days are gone
Livin' alone
I think of all the friends I've known
When I dial the telephone
Nobody's home

All by myself
Don't wanna be
All by myself
Anymore

Hard to be sure
Sometimes I feel so insecure
And loves so distant and obscure
Remains the cure

All by myself
Don't wanna be
All by myself
Anymore
All by myself
Don't wanna live
All by myself
Anymore

When I was young
I never needed anyone
Making love was just for fun
Those days are gone

All by myself
Don't wanna be
All by myself
Anymore
All by myself
Don't wanna live
Oh
Don't wanna live
By myself, by myself
Anymore
By myself
Anymore
Oh
All by myself
Don't wanna live
I never, never, never
Needed anyone. Smile

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

@Packman: Thank you. Very Happy

That's a very nice song (written by someone else) but it's more about you being lonely, rather than about me. Though I applaud your attempt, I'm quite smitten with Snerd, so you'll have to wow me to be considered. Wink

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 5:21 pm

Ima Baeder wrote:

Though I applaud your attempt, I'm quite smitten with Snerd...blah blah blah... Wink

Oh puke.

Get a room.

Laughing

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 5:30 pm

heres something i wrote many years ago in collage

Let your passion purr
And overwhelm my life
Let it be the blood
That flows in my veins

Let your love inflame
And overrun my heart
Let it be the spur
Of my everyday life

Let your word rouse
And overcome my being
Let it be my inspiration
Meditation and comfort

Let your purpose stir
And overshadow my plans
Let it be my aspiration
My life�s contemplation

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 6:04 pm

SHEBOPPE!

Be mine?

Your newest mod status is simply too irresistible to ignore! Wink

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 6:17 pm

Jojobean. Thank you for the pretty roses. That is so sweet. I am touched and moved by your devotion and faithfulness to me. I'm sure you have broken the hearts of a few Eater women who were anxiously awaiting for you to come wooing and courting. Like Obi, you will have to wait until I'm done shopping. Please be patient and remember I have to consult with my girlfriends also.

In the meantime, I have changed my avatar to a nice PRS guitar since both you and Obi are guitarists. It is a small token of my esteem for both of you. I tried to photoshop out the guitar stand, but it proved to be too difficult. I hope you don't mind it cluttering up the picture. Perhaps it will also get the attention of the self-professed manly man Rodus since he is also a guitarist.

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 6:19 pm

YW, sorry that I didn't answer right away, but I had to think and you should have fought long and hard. Laughing

I do like your bod, I mean wood, Shocked

but you're all done with me I see. Sad

Darn if ya do and darn if ya don't.

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 6:23 pm

Out of respect for a fellow baiter, I have posted an item of interest for Cachuma on the Simba thread. I just bought you a new hairbrush, sweety!

I meant this in a platonic way. No need for any fascist jackboot wearing valentines sweeeties to feel any way about this! Anyway, my heart and soul belong to Weasy, and, of course, my body belongs to my wife...

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 6:30 pm

PRSGG- I respectfully await your decision. I can assure you that you have my support in whatever decision you make, as my only goal is for you to be happy. While you are thinking over your decision, please partake of this small gift for you. It's quite obvious that you work out often, so a little sweet treat would never be of harm to you.

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 6:34 pm

@PRS, Got my attention? Yes, guitar? what guitar?
OK, since jojo's really married and Obi's too (?)
Therefore PRS, will you be my valentine?

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

Pssst, Rodus: You should edit the free ecards part off the bottom of that picture and stop using my picture as your avatar.

@Packman: Very Happy

Thank you for the poem! I'm thinking. Wink

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