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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
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Mon Feb 11, 2008 3:29 pm |
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Ok Jojo, I'll leave you to your baiting, I mean wooing, of PRS. But, stay out of my business of trying to get packman to compete with TS so that I can get a little poetry and don't call me freaky again, or it's on.
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TheGreatOok
Catbingo
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 2355
Location: Lost in L-Space
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Mon Feb 11, 2008 3:41 pm |
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Ook.
Ooook ook.
Oook ook.
Oook?
Ook! |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
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Mon Feb 11, 2008 3:48 pm |
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Your jealousy is understood. However, my humble efforts are for PRSGG only. I can assure you that my wooing of PRSGG is 100% genuine and risky free. If you feel that you are comfortable with your two timing, then by all means, go for it. I, however, must stick with one girl. I am no _________ (insert euphemism for freak) here. |
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Mon Feb 11, 2008 3:54 pm |
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I like you, Packman,
I really, really do.
But trying to steal Ima from me,
just isn't the wisest thing to do.
So, go after Eight,
PRS, ED and Lotta, too.
But if you keep eyeing my Ima,
CATBINGO!!!! OOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
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Ex.
Nature's Asshole
Joined: 28 Dec 2007
Posts: 990
Location: Hell's Presidential Suite
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Mon Feb 11, 2008 4:03 pm |
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Valentines day is just a commercial scam used to trick people into buying overpriced flowers and chocolate candies! The truth is out there people! Just OPEN your EYES!!!!1111!!1!!11111!! |
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Mugatu
** Retired **
Joined: 13 May 2007
Posts: 3773
Location: The star of India
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Mon Feb 11, 2008 4:05 pm |
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Tsnerd wrote: |
I like you, Packman,
I really, really do.
But trying to steal Ima from me,
just isn't the wisest thing to do.
So, go after Eight,
PRS, ED and Lotta, too.
But if you keep eyeing my Ima,
CATBINGO!!!! OOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
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I also like you Packman,
So I offer you advice:
The course of action Snerd suggests
Just isn't very nice.
If you pursue the lovely Eight
But don't leave it at that,
For all your womanising ways
She'll brand you a "Love Rat".
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Juan Freizwidatt
Associate
Joined: 18 Apr 2004
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Mon Feb 11, 2008 4:08 pm |
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Cachuma wrote: |
Juan...he's drawing closer in your rear view mirror...perhaps some poetry is in order? |
Sheer poetry will be eloquently expressed in the form of my tender ministrations when we're together, my dear.......... |
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HellRyder
Pale Tracker
Joined: 06 Jun 2007
Posts: 872
Location: 127.0.0.1
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Mon Feb 11, 2008 4:09 pm |
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Cachuma
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 May 2007
Posts: 2284
Location: Blowing bubbles at 130 fsw
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Mon Feb 11, 2008 4:39 pm |
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Ima Baeder wrote: |
You should should see the PM's I'm getting from Snerd! |
Go ahead. Rub it in. Salt in the wound and all that. Even Susie didn't do that to me when she stole Hunter. Ima - methinks we need to have a showdown. A real live girlfight.
Who wants to watch?
Juan Freizwidatt wrote: |
Sheer poetry will be eloquently expressed in the form of my tender ministrations when we're together, my dear.......... |
Yeah yeah, that's the future baby...I'm lookin for something NOW. Did you really think it would be that easy? If I'm worth having, I'm worth fighting for. Show me whatcha got! |
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TheGreatOok
Catbingo
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 2355
Location: Lost in L-Space
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Mon Feb 11, 2008 4:44 pm |
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@Hell - oh read again chump, You or BC were not mentioned in that post. |
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"I NO BLAME U NA DI DIRTY TOTO WEN BORN U NA IM I BLAME. CATBINGO" - Lee Wong
"I AM EQUAL TO A MENTAL RETARDED PERSON" - Alvan Ben
"You have pushed me to the wall and i will make you smell yourself i bet." - George Martins
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Mon Feb 11, 2008 4:46 pm |
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@Cachuma: You have more suitors on here than anyone, (except maybe Corona). Leave me and snerd alone, hussy.
@Juan, do you see how she's still pining over snerd? You need to step it up. |
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Mon Feb 11, 2008 4:50 pm |
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^^^^
Count me out with Corona. She never gave me a straight answer, even after I showed her my wood. And the fact that she would even give Ex any consideration at all makes me wonder about the girl. |
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B.L.Z. Bubb
Dudley Dooright
Joined: 23 Feb 2005
Posts: 723
Location: Dreaming of the Eater Ladies
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Mon Feb 11, 2008 4:53 pm |
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I got involved with one of these before, and was brutally rebuffed, despite the originality of my "wooing"...
Clicky
Some original code, for the woman who loves geeks... Of course, there was later some talk of "premature compilation"... |
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Ex.
Nature's Asshole
Joined: 28 Dec 2007
Posts: 990
Location: Hell's Presidential Suite
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Mon Feb 11, 2008 4:54 pm |
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She didn't see anything except fifty three dollars and a shiny red car YW. Stay away from that train wreck. |
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JACK B QUICK YOU ARE NATURES ASHOLE DO NOT EMAIL ME ANYMORE OK - R0ger Jon3s (Right you are mate)
i much prefer s3x in the 4ss - B4rrister 0luwa
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packman
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Dec 2007
Posts: 1498
Location: In his own little world but it's ok, they know him there.
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Mon Feb 11, 2008 5:04 pm |
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To Ima
When I was young
I never needed anyone
And making love was just for fun
Those days are gone
Livin' alone
I think of all the friends I've known
When I dial the telephone
Nobody's home
All by myself
Don't wanna be
All by myself
Anymore
Hard to be sure
Sometimes I feel so insecure
And loves so distant and obscure
Remains the cure
All by myself
Don't wanna be
All by myself
Anymore
All by myself
Don't wanna live
All by myself
Anymore
When I was young
I never needed anyone
Making love was just for fun
Those days are gone
All by myself
Don't wanna be
All by myself
Anymore
All by myself
Don't wanna live
Oh
Don't wanna live
By myself, by myself
Anymore
By myself
Anymore
Oh
All by myself
Don't wanna live
I never, never, never
Needed anyone. |
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Mon Feb 11, 2008 5:15 pm |
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@Packman: Thank you. That's a very nice song (written by someone else) but it's more about you being lonely, rather than about me. Though I applaud your attempt, I'm quite smitten with Snerd, so you'll have to wow me to be considered. |
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Cachuma
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 May 2007
Posts: 2284
Location: Blowing bubbles at 130 fsw
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Mon Feb 11, 2008 5:21 pm |
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Ima Baeder wrote: |
Though I applaud your attempt, I'm quite smitten with Snerd...blah blah blah... |
Oh puke. Get a room.
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_________________ Alex Mandl4: The past week has been the worst in my entire life, I have lost weight, I don't sleep at night, I left my job abruptly, and do you think it has been easy for?
Master Nicholas Radf@rd: I must confess that i am higly obliged to be a cretin, it is a rare privilegde.
= Mr. Mandl4 & Mr. Brown, 1480 total miles: Johannesburg to Gaborone; Gaborone to Maun; Back to Gaborone; back to Johannesburg.
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packman
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Dec 2007
Posts: 1498
Location: In his own little world but it's ok, they know him there.
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Mon Feb 11, 2008 5:30 pm |
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heres something i wrote many years ago in collage
Let your passion purr
And overwhelm my life
Let it be the blood
That flows in my veins
Let your love inflame
And overrun my heart
Let it be the spur
Of my everyday life
Let your word rouse
And overcome my being
Let it be my inspiration
Meditation and comfort
Let your purpose stir
And overshadow my plans
Let it be my aspiration
My life�s contemplation |
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Peanut
Elite Baiter
Joined: 10 May 2007
Posts: 1143
Location: Chicago
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Mon Feb 11, 2008 6:04 pm |
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PRS Girly Girl
Will Post for Food
Joined: 06 Mar 2007
Posts: 1174
Location: Any place where cute shoes are on sale.
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Mon Feb 11, 2008 6:17 pm |
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Jojobean. Thank you for the pretty roses. That is so sweet. I am touched and moved by your devotion and faithfulness to me. I'm sure you have broken the hearts of a few Eater women who were anxiously awaiting for you to come wooing and courting. Like Obi, you will have to wait until I'm done shopping. Please be patient and remember I have to consult with my girlfriends also.
In the meantime, I have changed my avatar to a nice PRS guitar since both you and Obi are guitarists. It is a small token of my esteem for both of you. I tried to photoshop out the guitar stand, but it proved to be too difficult. I hope you don't mind it cluttering up the picture. Perhaps it will also get the attention of the self-professed manly man Rodus since he is also a guitarist. |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Mon Feb 11, 2008 6:19 pm |
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YW, sorry that I didn't answer right away, but I had to think and you should have fought long and hard.
I do like your bod, I mean wood, but you're all done with me I see.
Darn if ya do and darn if ya don't. |
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dr stephen williams
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Aug 2007
Posts: 16749
Location: Dreadful Hater-ville
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Mon Feb 11, 2008 6:23 pm |
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Out of respect for a fellow baiter, I have posted an item of interest for Cachuma on the Simba thread. I just bought you a new hairbrush, sweety!
I meant this in a platonic way. No need for any fascist jackboot wearing valentines sweeeties to feel any way about this! Anyway, my heart and soul belong to Weasy, and, of course, my body belongs to my wife... |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Mon Feb 11, 2008 6:30 pm |
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PRSGG- I respectfully await your decision. I can assure you that you have my support in whatever decision you make, as my only goal is for you to be happy. While you are thinking over your decision, please partake of this small gift for you. It's quite obvious that you work out often, so a little sweet treat would never be of harm to you.
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
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Rodus
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Dec 2006
Posts: 3685
Location: Back under the cold shower
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Mon Feb 11, 2008 6:34 pm |
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@PRS, Got my attention? Yes, guitar? what guitar?
OK, since jojo's really married and Obi's too (?)
Therefore PRS, will you be my valentine?
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Mon Feb 11, 2008 6:38 pm |
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Pssst, Rodus: You should edit the free ecards part off the bottom of that picture and stop using my picture as your avatar.
@Packman: Thank you for the poem! I'm thinking. |
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