The fifth annual Eater Valentine thread

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Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 1:04 pm

Hellryder wrote:

BC will you be my Valentine Honey?

I somehow can�t help, but this is scaring me... Shocked

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 1:19 pm

Notice how the eater ladies can spread the love and it's not condemned in any way, but when I try to hedge my bets I'm branded a "Love Rat". Sad

Women.

I'll never understand how they work, no matter how many of them I dissect.

Laughing

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 1:20 pm

You know what Corona? I'm glad I signed the pre-nup is all I can say. I can take my trillions of money, the diamond mine, and the space boat all with me to my private sky fortress or maybe my penthouse in Atlantis. Yep, I'm taking everything.....except for teh kid. He's Irishimmigrants problem now.

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 1:23 pm

Well, I got the best valentine of all - sleeping in the professor's arms last night was wonderful........

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 1:27 pm

Ex, you never told me about the money. Surprised

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 1:27 pm

^^ Baby, you ain't seen nothing yet. Wait until you get your V Day present. It will certainly put any of the other gifts that will be passed out around here to shame. By the way, we're out of KY so I'm going to be late getting in tonight. Just have dinner ready.

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 1:28 pm

Simba wrote:

Do me a favour and collect thefife enroute to the Camp.
I wouldn't want to rely on that poxy shuttle bus service... Rolling Eyes

I'll put plenty of champers on ice, and ensure that the best suites are free from 5afari mugus on Valentines day.

Thefife, these are for you.... Wink

Do you really mean it Simba sweetheart? You are clearly the best valentine, so romantic Very Happy

I already packed my bag, I've got my passport, sunscreen & insect repellent, I didn't think anything else was necessary. Wink

Can't wait to be under the stars, stroking your mane & so forth.

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 2:22 pm

I've had to make a tough decision. Which girl should I ask? I mean, the current PWT has taught me many things about the Eater women. There was one that did not play tricks on us. She was very kind and sweet. So, without having read this entire thread, I'll go ahead and throw my heart on the line. She has probably been asked a million times, but hey, a guy can dream.

PRS- Would you be my valentine? Laughing

My prayer is that she would ask me, but she is a girl of class and a bit old school in this area. SO, I will do my part and ask her.

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 2:27 pm

Hey girls, look what Ex accidentally sent me. HAHAHAHAHAHA What a loser.

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 2:28 pm

Bah I am not even a white kid, YW. You are gonna have to do better than that.

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 2:30 pm

<sarcasm>Hey, whatever you say.</sarcasm> We don't judge around here. No need to be ashamed.

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 2:30 pm

thefife wrote:

Can't wait to be under the stars, stroking your mane

Wow, I misread that on first glance.... Shocked

Had to have a double take.... Laughing

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 2:42 pm

I refuse to participate in light of last year's restraining order debacle.
Again, Eight, I apologize.

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

Eliza wrote:

Well, I got the best valentine of all . . .

Nope. You should should see the PM's I'm getting from Snerd! Wink

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 2:45 pm

Anyone heard from my beloved Weasy? I wrote her a poem on page 1, and everything!

Weasy! I love you! There is nothing wrong with man and weas... um, will you be my Valentine?

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

Well, I take my Designated Valentine duties very seriously.

You should've seen me when I was a hall monitor in second grade.

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 2:51 pm

Simba wrote:

Had to have a double take.... Laughing

I like to keep you on your toes Wink

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 3:02 pm

@Ima - you only get PMs?? Prof first gave me phone calls and then he flew all the way over here and moved in with me. See his new avatar?

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

Snerd and I already discussed this. My husband would definitely notice the extra man in the house. Laughing

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 3:13 pm

Well, I've just gone back and read through the thread here. Interstingly enough, only one other person seems to have asked the one and only, PRSGG. Obi seems to be that other person. Obviosuly, it is GG's choice. However, I would like to plead my case... While Obi does seem to be a nice gentleman, he clearly claims that he is split between two women- Lotta and PRS (see quote below). You only have his heart. I can assure you, that you have all of me. I won't be splitting myself between two or more girls. My heart, mind and soul goes to only one. I can assure you I won't be the guy asking 4 or 5 different girls this question. I have only asked one.

Obi- may the best man win.

Obi-Wan Knievel wrote:

Geez Eight, I'd offer myself but I'm in a bit of a bind here. I've already given my heart to PRS, and Lotta pretty much owns the rest of me. I'm swamped!

Besides, quitcherbetchin! At least you've had some action on this thread... my intended valentine has either gone into hiding or is out getting another restraining order on me. Very Happy

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 3:13 pm

HEY IMA you could keep me in the garden shed .maybe he wont see me there WOOHOO.

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

Packman, if that's a valentine request, you'll have to do better than that. I'm pretty smitten with Snerd. (though a little competition might be fun) Wink

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 3:21 pm

^^^^

I am ashamed to see that people are two timing already. I am just a one woman kind of a guy I guess. And PRSGG is, as far as I know, as faithful as she is beautiful. In other words, she wouldn't pull an Ima and cheat just because she likes the extra attention. But I should know that about her, she is a bit freaky. I don't know how she can say she is 'shy'. Pfft.

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

Jojo: Of course you're not a fan of two-timing, we all know you try for three or four. You're always telling ME that I'm the only one. Evil or Very Mad

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 3:26 pm

That was the old Jojo, from the PWT thread. This Jojo has gotten serious about winning over the heart of PRSGG and I am going to do everything I can. Your words only make me want to work harder. Please don't display your jealous reactions here in public. I'll be happy to explain to you, via PM, why I have chosen the one and only PRSGG. Again, only one woman for me.

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