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Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 5:47 pm

Mom used to tell me... a lot... "do as i say, not as i do"... haha

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 06 Feb 2008 Posts: 720

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if it sounds too good to be true, then it probably is.

this should be taught in schools

Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2008 10:47 pm

ASSUME is to make an ass out of u and me

Always treat a firearm as loaded..

And a new one from a mate this weekend.... "There is ALWAYS a witness"

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2007 Posts: 2628

Note to self
When your friend , (we will call her Elspeth ) says
" have some mead "
Don't think you're going to get a innocuous honeyed drink
Check what else is in it.

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Och i thought it was a bit mild so I added a bottle of whisky

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2007 Posts: 2628

Oh and my Granny. who died in her 90s said
"Lifes too short"

Mind you . when busy and asked what was for tea she'd say " shite and sugar "
She also never, ever used a vaccum cleaner, always used a broom, as "the electric would come out the walls and get ye "

Lost Prophets in the song Rooftops say "never gonna regret watching every sunset"
Want that to be the theme of my life

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 12:10 pm

A piece of advice that I always remember, came from my uncle Harry, when I was about 10 years old.
It was at a family wedding and he was drunk as a skunk...

"The worst blowjob that you ever have in your life, will still be bloody marvellous" Laughing

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 12:17 pm

^^^^ I told you that in confidence.

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 12:19 pm

^^^Bloody hell.... Shocked

A message from beyond the grave.
You have been dead for 20 years... Wink

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